Sissy Christians

[cookiemonsterhat99]

you may not be a yellow bellied sissy, but ya sure dont beleive in LOVE and PEACE. you wanna come and hunt all the wiccans down with shot guns! murderer!

[acheverie]

He's rather entertaining. Funny, funny man.

[me2ua5]

He a joke & he should become a comedian ! Lol!

[TeletubbyDanceParty]

1 John 4:8

"Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love."

God Bless you.

[SuperBspb]

@TeletubbyDanceParty He's an atheist you idiot.

[TeletubbyDanceParty]

Wow dude calm down,in the video he says hes a "Christian"@SuperBspb

[DreamingAngel4life]

this is hilarious! what happened to accepting others as they are? and peace? and forgiveness for that matter?

[birdieluvsmusic]

Hey, the moron in the video. If you're so sick of people messing with your beliefs, why the hell are you messing with ours you bitch.

Blessed Be.

[thesixpwr2]

OH GOD ALMIGHTY! THIS SHIT IS FUCKING FUNNY!

[mymsm11]

he is a total retard

[kristi9022]

@rama2340 got that right!

[armandin2048]

Deacon Fred for Galactic President!

[jeremythehuman]

He is right! Glory!

[WhiteWolfWinter]

He is hilarious. I love how all the sissy Christians take him seriously.

[rama2340]

This is hilarious. I love douche bag Christians.

As a side note, Jesus is not real.

[SerenidyX]

In the bible it says God is love...and the reason people died in the flood it is because God warned them and they didn't listen and that was the consequence of their actions...obedience is important to God and I think u should act accordingly.

[Inoryuki]

wait wait why is u cussin if u christian? u cant do that if your christian, and your supposed to be tolerant and love other religions and people and accept that, why u so violent man? like everything i was taught in church was all peaceful and kind and nice but this is kinda twisting things around in my opinion, geez

[cjms1997]

right about now i like the sissy christians more than i like you

[ApostateAbe]

THEREALMOSH2, the website is like an extension of the Bible, letting me know every day how to apply the Word of God. I bet you think God wore a skirt, too. If not, then tell me: what kind of garment do you think God wears over the underpants?

[THEREALMOSH2]

@ApostateAbe ...?

[Kincajou]

wow, this is funny : )

[ApostateAbe]

Almost every church is fake except this one. Landover Baptist is the only church willing to walk the narrow path and preach the true holy Word of God just the way it was first written, not the way it was rewritten by a bunch of godless heretics who think God wore a skirt.

[THEREALMOSH2]

@ApostateAbe Actually it's a joke, if you look at their websites

[DozierENT1280]

REPEAT OF WORDS. LOL

[waynesworldwaniac]

LOL! I'll bet they're all happy right now!

[rcatstott]

lol i soud put this on fail blog XD (christian fail)

[bjsafari]

this man just want attention. he is like plastic nonthg in this man is christ like . but he gives off a lots of hate.

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

@bjsafari

Satire. Satire. Satire.

[Sherlockrulez]

The Landover Baptist Church is a joke...it has to be. No one is this dumb. Go to the website sometime, funnier than the Westboro Baptist Chuch for sure...probably because WBC is real.

[casualsbucket]

I am not even going to read comments, this man is funny, love parodies........lol

[kestrel452]

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS LANDOVER IS FAKE, ITS A PARODY WEBSITE MAKING FUN OF CHRISTIANS! DO A GOOGLE SEARCH.

[azquedelia]

u know i once was a christian but every single church i went to was a fake ...there was nothin but gambling ...which is a sin incase u forgot .....and they litterally judge you by wat u wear who u are...and isnt god or jesus wat ever u call him suppose to love u for who u are ????.....u dont have a response to that and for the record piercings and tattoos are not just for pegans/ wiccans they are for everyone , it is a style. do us all a favor and get the fuck over ur self.

[onelineup]

Listen buddy, i can understand you do not like to be made fun of for your belives. No one can that. But you should serious stop mocking on everybody else than your so called "True Christians". It might help you if you didnt piss people off that much...

[vegantrexEX2218]

GOD BELSS JESUS FRO YOU REV FRED YOU SOUND JUST LIKE ME PRAYSE JESSUS WER'E FIGHT THE BATLLE OF EVIL AGAINST THAT DEVAL SATIN HE'S DEMUNDS MESS WITH ME ALL THE TIME BUT THE HLOY GHOST TAKES CARE FO ME EVER TIME PRASE JESUS FOR YOU REV FRED ID' LOVE TO COME TO ON OF YOURE CHRUCH SERVICES!!!!!!!!!

Psalm 107:2

Let the redeemed of the LORD say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;

[anmienut92]

you assume god is a man

[Tas1507]

...

[beerbrain420]

Landover Baptist......the only TRUE faith. Believe or burn in hell.

[seinostrifer1]

this guy is legit. he should be called a true idiot tho.

[Nalmond92]

LOL. a true Christian is a catholic u dumb people. Jesus made Peter the first head of the church that god told jesus to set up. This pussy extremist church is nothing but complete bull crap!! oh Jesus was also a communist! its in the bible!

[waynesworldwaniac]

Pastor Deacon Fred ROCKS

[Phadfer]

Jesus is was full of love you ignorant bastard....and this comes from a Wiccan.

[xxUnderTheFullMoonxx]

i dont think anyone could be this awful. it cant be true

[TheNecromancer246]

holy shit tasteofgreen.....you need a reality check buddy.

[WISE2BE]

true chrstians are sissy alhmdulilah im muslim we die 4 sake of god chrstians just follow lust

[RoJosh78]

@WISE2BE You are wrong. It is easy to die. it is harder to live for Christ. Sissies take the easy way out, and make their women dress in burquas.

[Dragimira]

0.o uhm...

xD

[HLZoner]

DI went to this guy's site uhmm and I think this guy is a trying to be funny

[vikki12307]

wow...you never got laid...did you.

[kosemify]

GLORY!!!

And God killed all the sissies in Haiti and before that in New Orleans, both sinful havens of heathen voodoo

[GuineaPigsRule123]

YOU STUPID HYPOCRITE!!!! You say wiccans are bad? We hate posers too

[CURIOUSSERA]

Hahahahahahah

[stormwolf800]

He is not a yellow belly christian, he is a true christian. The holy spirit and Jesus really their divine intervention through this man....He said they have a starbucks coffee in every sanctuary, only god can do such a miraculous thing such as that.

[MrSmartBob]

Amen brother. Pastor Deacon Fred is THE man of God! Not one of those sissy boy or pansy girl preachers, priests, or what not! Praise the Lord!

[AnimeCraze4610]

@stormwolf800 please tell me ur kidding, right?

[haunter230]

@stormwolf800 u my friend are retarded. its a parody site

[Balldez]

What a GODly man!

[KnKLovers82]

Blessed be to you I am happy you are happy on your path ....... From A Wiccan!!!!

[Itachiuchiha2029]

Yeah hi um what's up your ass?

[snagizt123]

Amen brother! You are truly a true christian. We need to desissyfy all these goody fake christians

[willbond]

That was........GRAND. : )

[krystinaashley]

are you a christian or a racist???????????

[willbond]

Neither. Are you a gullible fucktard?

[brutusmajor]

Whats the difference?

[darkenchanter4]

LOL Fred your videos are funny

[JDIProductions]

Lol you think God wont destroy people like you. You are just doing you job... Gods only doing his job too. lol Good Luck buddy

[JDIProductions]

Wow if you can't see what this guy is trying to do to God's word you are introuble. This guys call himself a Christian lol. Read the bible and get it straight you twisted mouth. lol

[TasteOfGreen]

Your gonna get a head full of lightning next time God makes it storm, then I hope you will realize your blasphemy once you are burnt to your bones for every day for eternity.

[reysside]

-________________- fail.

[poetwithprobs]

That is all I can really say....

[bnbalenda]

Religion is really crazy. Fundies have neurosis.

[BigGreedyBastard]

An atheist is some one that doesn't believe in a higher power ie god.

By definition there is nothing higher that god, so god IS AN ATHEIST!!!

If god does exist we be buds because I don't believe in him either!

[Usgo1]

the exsistence of several religions disproves them. so how do i know that yours is wrong and thiers is right vice versa. all the storys are ridculous anyway. two of every animal. EVERY animal on a ark.SHhhhhhhiiiiiiiit.

[ouazaki]

you can just go to hell. i don't want to try and convert your sorry butt. your just and idiot, that's all too it. you should talk about allah like that. let's go see the muslim blow this dude up.

[regiusmerlin]

A lot of people agree with you, Fake Pastor. A lot of people are pissed that you discriminate against what others think is the truth.

[DonVicente67]

I missed the joke because it was not funny.

[krayzgerman]

Satire...

[TasteOfGreen]

Thats because its not a joke, get right with Jesus or he will take you in an earthquake and make sure flames and Satan are your only friends from now on.

[dreemwarrior65]

Afterwatching a few of this mans vids it became obvious that he is a Troll. I wouldn't take him seriously anyone. I guess he has beef with christian fundamentalists or something.

[LiroyvanHoewijk]

It's satire -_- Read before you post.

[crazyfun95]

you're not a christian

[gumtreewallow]

youmkilled thousands of people in the name of fucking god

yet you have the 10 commandments?

do not murder

[facecutter666]

well our Gods never demanded sacrifices so yall are the evil ones

[TasteOfGreen]

there is only one God, the Lord Jesus Christ. And he does not demand sacrifices, he is going to kill you all by himself

[adysiafag]

@TasteOfGreen u sick son of a bitch people like u deserve to be shot xxx

[TasteOfGreen]

@adysiafag Bullets cannot harm me, but if they could I would welcome them because they would just bring me closer to our sweet Lord.

[okram1942]

This is satire...

[waynesworldwaniac]

This may be controversial, but there is some truth to what he's saying. God is loving but God can also be a vengful God.

[runehealing]

This guy is hilarious.

[hetismij21]

You're NOT a Christian at all you're pretending to be one like a wulf in sheep clothes. Go rott in hell!

[jizzy009]

the people who recieved the flood totally disobeyed their creator, they had it coming.

[sparklingcolors]

That's utter Hogwash!

[jassi4010709]

HOG WASH!

[kexonnull]

i wonder how many times he played make the piggy squeal

[Fatherbrain30]

this is so funny

[reaper01056]

you claim to be a true believer in god and yet you are judging everyone who is not part of you fucking religion that is one sin right there and y don't you pick up the bible and fucking read it sometime cause one of Gods most important lessons is to respect your friend and neighbor and you have clearly FAILED at that, so all i got to say is go to hell you predigest bastard cause it looks like your going there anyway.

[SoloJesusSalva]

you are all mad at God because of his judgement, and you judge him but your judgement of him is ok. You have rights he doesn't. You did not create him, He created you. Like if you care about people, oh you are gooder than God. LOL!

[valles666]

dude thats total bull god dirent create him his parens did so ha we humans are in a way god!! since we have the power to create and or destroy life

[SoloJesusSalva]

LOL! that's funny, we have the power, LOL! ah, you made me laugh. This abilities were given to us by God by his grace, yet ungratefully many give Him no credit. Haven't that happened to you, you finish a job or a project and someone wants to still your credit?

[valles666]

but how idk get it god dirent made me my parents did withought them having sex i wouldent be born and come on faith just dosent do it for me and well yeah i have done tumthing and sumone has stolen the credit

[SoloJesusSalva]

valle666, I don't understand your message, have you been drinking. Get suber before getting online. LOL!

[valles666]

well if u think i was drunk wen i wrote that then imagine on wat stuff those guys that wrote the bibble wer on... and wat i ment god dirent made me my parents did

[SoloJesusSalva]

and who made your parents. and the parents of your parents??????

[valles666]

ok then who made god hmm and that he was just there thing dosent work for me either so tell me who created god since just like the big bang it cant come from nothing so both the big bang and god are just a load of shit..and well dude hey you could be right there might be a god i doubt it tho but just in case i still think god is a war hungry bastard so if there is a god and im wrong id rather be burning in hell for actually using my brain instead of being a puppet

[ana232]

no one made God, and just because you do not understand it, does not mean is not true. You just want to use your brain for everything, to understand love you have to use your heart, but as you yourself has made your own decision where you want to go, you can't blame God for human decisions. Each one decides where they want to go, where they want to be. God does not has to explain himself to us, he created us, he owns us, His will will be done.

[valles666]

i don't get it he owns us??? he might own u but he does not own me i am a free man i don't belong to no one not even the all mighty power full god if he exist,and ok i chose a different path from u u beleive god own you and u worship him idk i don't worship him i don't concider him my god and i dont think he owns me so does that mean im destined to burn in hell i know i am not evil i know im not a bad person i haven't harmed anyone but just for those 3 things i am destined to burn??

[rcyhaanr]

the big bang the possibilities of it working would be taking three semi-trucks full of dinomite and driving to a junkyard lighting it and bang!!!! a fuly working 747!!!!! just doesnt work! evolution? show me a skeleton of something that is in the middle of evolving!

[rcyhaanr]

then how did the world start? if God can work then how exactly are we here? God is the only thing we can actually argue! evolution? proven wrong!! the big bang? proven wrong!!! God? huh? how can you prove God as being wrong? actually using your brain? i dont think so! the belief of God has been around long before the denile of God!!!!!! use your brain on that think about it!!!! if its fake how can you explain the Bible being around for 2009+ years????

[valles666]

evolution being proven wrong??? wtf where u heard that and the big bang hasent been proven wrong either since they are both theories ...and well the god thing well show me physical proof that he exist and ill accept ur god as being real besides that hes fake..and the bibble well cuz the church has brainwashed a lot of people into beleiving that lil book is real..and ok if ur god is real zeus and all the other gods of many cultures are real too like osiris the god of the under world

[ana232]

valle, I am sorry that you donot want to love truth but you love lies. God is the owner of everything, Adam pass the authority God gave him and gave it to the devil. So he invented evolution and many religions to deceive the human race and to separate them from their creator. But you can be fooled or you can knowinly choose evil. Being a good person does not make it right. But loving God does.

[valles666]

ok soo lets say i murder my whole familly go to the mall kill everyone there but as long as i accept christ as my savior and god as my only true god i will go to heaven thats what im understanding basically from what u and every christian ive talked to...basically u can be total mean an ass hole  but as long as u accept christ ur gona be saved from hell even if ur a totall caring loving person ull go to hell ..sorry but if being good withought christ condemns me to hell ill gladly accept it

[ana232]

valle, we are sinners, you are missing the point, it is repentance that brings you to him. Once you repent you will not will to do evil, but you will desire to do his will. That does not mean that you are not accountable for what you do. Some bad choices have temporary consequences, others have permanent consequences. Either way, you can repent and let him draw your path to victorious living.

[valles666]

soo what in the world did jesus die for??? idk if he really died since there are similar storied t o the resurection and stuff before christ but anyways for whut did jesus die for dirent he die for our sins??? or did he just die in vane..oh hand i forgot to mention this on the other comment u said the devil invented evolution and religion to keep us away from god and last time i checked christianity is one of them

[valles666]

and the most violent religions in this world are the ones that worship your god....the sign of the devil is the cross

[rcyhaanr]

when you go to God and ask forgiveness you really have to mean it and want it and if you are a caring loving person you still have to except Christ as your savior and God as the one and only. heaven i think will be the highest level of worship you can have and you will worship God always so if you dont except him why do you want to go any ways? but it does say that hell will be like dying over and over again for eternity... so take your side

[BigGreedyBastard]

valles666,

I wonder why christians arn't killing their children as soon as they're born, no chance to sin, ticket straight to heaven.

Why take the chance of letting them grow up!

[8582Dave]

Well said! Fundies are against abortion but actually they are giving a true gift to the unborn.

[gagnashdiak]

I don't even know why are they against abortion. The Lord gave us the method how to do that!

[valles666]

and i dont know how in the right mind u can settle for a simple answer on how the world started by god did it use ur brain and wonder how it started instead of just accepting a simple and empty answer..do u know y does the wind blow y is it hot in the summer y is it cold in the winter cuz god made it that way??? do u liek them simple and hollow answers

[rcyhaanr]

how bout you use YOUR BRAIN before you open your mouth? its hot in the summer because of the angle the sun hits the earth same with winter. why the wind blows? can you answer that? i cant not right now but... maybe later when i am furher into study? and my answers are alot better than "im the decendent of a monkey" if evolution was real how do we still have monkeys, fish, frogs, ect....? what ever we "evolved from"????

[carebear31]

this is satire you asshole, no one actually follows this for real...get a clue!

[rcyhaanr]

how can you explain how we have trillions and trillions of tiny working cells that you cant even see with out magnification? it doesnt work with out a designer you cant just get something to work out like that cells have a design people are made of cells and so are dogs how can we have these two completely different be made of cells and not come out looking the same? chance? i dont think so i it were chance then 2 dogs could have sex and a monkey would be born right????

[tillnow67]

Hey, batteries have cells too. Maybe two dogs could have battery babies! Prisons have cells, maybe two goats could produce a new jail! Plants have cells. Maybe your mom could birth a cactus! I really hope you were joking or too young to have already taken high school biology.

If you think all living cells are the same despite having different DNA then you have some serious catching up to do. If you really were joking, thanks for the laugh.

[rcyhaanr]

AMEN

SoloJesusSalva

[reefguy15]

One word: inbreeding

[freekster1]

Humility is a good start people :).

[samanthablack13]

Can i hit him...PLEASE?!?!?!?

[Golobit]

Permission granted :)

[saiyrus]

lmao, this HAS to be a joke, it's hilarious.

[ZippermouthDune]

agreed dude

[LadyDarkquette]

douche-bag ... go to hell!I'll provide the matches (quote The Project Hate)

[atrainas]

umm i think god would want us to handle things smart and respectful

[acr08807]

Here are some examples of Jesus's respect for others: Mat 11:12 Then began he to upbraid the cities wherein most of his mighty works were done, because they repented not... Capernaum, which art exalted unto heaven, shalt be brought down to hell... Mat. 12:30 He that is not with me is against me... Mat 12:34 O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? Jn. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do.

[atrainas]

yeah he ask us to try not to be perfect

[chuckawobbly]

You believe in man who never even existed. You base your faith around lies and deception, you're all sissy's.

[NJslkbk]

cool.

5 Stars

Fave.

[docspencer]

I saw your website and know your anti-religious, but if you make fun of being a Christian, then what happens to you afetr death? oh ya, thast right, YOU DIE FOREVER AND ARE FORGOTTEN BY EVEYRONE!!! retarded asshole...

[choupick]

Is this a serious? You can't be that stupid. When you die you decompose. That is the only thing we know about death. Anything else you believe is a fairy tail. The Greeks thought they were going to hades, the Indians thought they were going to a happy hunting ground, vikings went to Valhalla, and Santa went to the north pole. To everyone else on earth your "heaven" story sounds just as stupid.

One more time, just so you get it. When you die you decompose. End of story. God is imaginary!

[Ebeagle23]

Boy, that's limited. If you're right it doesn't matter what you believe or did here. If you're wrong, surprise.

[choupick]

Unfortunately, whatever belief system you subscribe to is only one out of many thousand mutually exclusive options. Even if there were an afterlife, which is highly unlikely, the odds that you picked the right religion to get there is so minuscule as to be meaningless.

[rcyhaanr]

to every one else on the earth? well to yalls God may sound stupid. but to us no God sounds stupid

[choupick]

Well, rcyhaanr does it matter what god you believe in? If I just picked any god and just believed in him/her/it I would be smart again?

And please tell me how you know that there is a god and how you know that it cares if you believe in it?

[sisterberthabangers1]

AMEN PASTOR!!!

[wilburnforce]

yellow belly pansy sissy jackass

[MrsBettyBowers]

Honestly, is there anything more annoying to Jesus than that "Jesus is love" nonsense? I have it on rather reliable authority that He kills two or three sinners just out of sheer annoyance every time He hears that foolish Hallmark bromide.

[CousinoMacul]

Amen!

[VoicesintheHead]

My goodness!!! You watch Deacon fred too!!?!?!?!? LOL!

[CousinoMacul]

I not only watch him, but I met him when he was "scoping out the enemy" at the AAI conference.

[VoicesintheHead]

YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!

[voyzovrezon]

God is one guy you don't want to piss off! He hates those yellow bellied sissy jackasses.

[overmind25]

Don't forget about those poor Eygptian children that were slaughtered by our loving Lord's grim reaper, Satan.  Oh praise God. Glorary oh gloray.

[tamemeifyoucan]

satan doesnt belong to God ..who would want to own satan?

[starswitch]

you believe in satan?

[tamemeifyoucan]

WELL yeh hes the one whos got it in for us all! dont worry im not a satanist

[starswitch]

i believe that the devil is just an excuse for what we do to our selves. but i also believe in people's right to speak for what they believe :)

[capnskittle]

Praise!

[ernstergarcia]

peach on...

[VoicesintheHead]

apple on...

[ernstergarcia]

banana on...

[nozr138]

preach on!

[PAINTANK]

Praise Jesus!