Let's Play: Cleverbot Episode 1 - The Meeting

[crAzyrAndomnessdude]

User: *throws pokeball* Pikachu I CHOOSE YOU! Cleverbot: *thudershocks the pokeball*. User: Use your thunderbolt! Cleverbot: Chuck Norris, Thunderbolt! User: *runs away*. Cleverbot: Oh no, you are not running away. User: *gets roundhouse kicked to china*. Cleverbot: *vaguely amused by your antics*. User: *chuck norris kicks cleverbot*. Cleverbot: *kills the zombie chuck Norris*. User: What? Cleverbot: I AM LEAVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[crAzyrAndomnessdude]

Cleverbot: I like blood.

User: You vampire! *shows crucifix*.

Cleverbot: I can't see it, fool. And that's not the way you do it it's '-shows you a picture.'.

User: How do you spell cat?

Cleverbot: CAT.

User: No , how do you spell it?

Cleverbot: Accomplished.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: I like dark colors.

[someonegayisgay]

yo guys clever bot really makes u talk to other online ppl and it changes the person u talk to every few sec.. sometimes they alos change ur words

[Dinoracha]

@someonegayisgay No fucking shit. Not like two or three other people have already said this, you ignorant cunt.

[yuhe4589]

Bot:Do you know what the best scent in the world is?

Me:No, what is it?

Bot:Pneumonoultramicroscopicsi­licovolcanoconiosis.

And then I got creeped out.

[DarkerRai]

@yuhe4589 Dude, Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis is a disease.

[justastupidkid1]

CB: 3 lefts make a right.

Me: and three rights make a wrong.

CB: Error.

Me: I win!

CB: Hfdjkfc.

[MrMatto91]

Whats the song? It sounds catchy

[disturbederik]

12hk86yy76590 seems to stump clever bot for some reason...

[empdoodle]

cleverbot will kill you if yuo twll him where you live he's a real person on the news 2 days ago

[Dinoracha]

@empdoodle I think not.

[WILAK123]

User: Save me and you will get 1000000 dollars. Cleverbot: Why don't you save me from MY everlasting boredom? User: *dies*. Cleverbot: *does a victory dance*. User: *rises up again*. Cleverbot: *Gasps in horror*. User: *zombies runs at you*. Cleverbot: *screams as you get closer*. User: *jumps at you*. Cleverbot: *is jumped on*. User: *starts biteing*. Cleverbot: Fine, cry. I don't care.

[Dinoracha]

@WILAK123 KEEP CRYING, BAY-BEE.

[IceSilverProductions]

User: This is madness.

Cleverbot: Madness?

User: This... is... SPARTA!!!

Cleverbot: This is where I fall down the hole, right?

xDDD I LOVE CLEVERBOT

[IBswaggin]

Aye bro where can i find this game

[aertization]

2:27 lol

[lizrascal]

User: No, I don't. *Shoots zombies* I'll cover you!

Cleverbot: What will you do then?

User: Just go hide! Quick, before the zombies get you!!!

Cleverbot: I forgot it. I don't have a robot's memory.

User: *Gets attacked by zombie* Ahh! Go save yourself!

Cleverbot: Okay you ruined it.

[Dinoracha]

@lizrascal Lol, Cleverbot is Simon Cowell.

[lizrascal]

@Dinoracha Lol.

[ThisUsernameIsLegit]

Cleverbot: What is a dinosaur?

Looks like cleverbots not so clever :3

[Dinoracha]

@ThisUsernameIsLegit WHAT IS A REPTILE?!

[Roflcopterx100]

Cleverbot: Thats good then.

User: NO ITS NOT!

Cleverbot: Did you want to get hurt?

User: Your threating me.

Cleverbot: With a nuclear bomb.

User: Could I talk to a different cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, I'm a human.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: Gotcha! Haha.

xD

[Dinoracha]

@Roflcopterx100 It's a quick one, alright.

[ILMxKenny]

D; i cant get the AI to confess hes an AI he keeps calling me the AI lol help meh XD

[masteraar57]

D= He lied to me...he told me his name was Dan.

[Nadavrockpro]

wow you type fast.

[Dinoracha]

I can go much faster, but that's only when I'm at work.

[Nadavrockpro]

O.O lol

[Dinoracha]

Knock off, or you get the hammer.

[WolfmanNougat]

Okay okay, I'm done.

[TheAkatsuki357]

I can no longer sleep, knowing that Spencer still lives

[wouterthefatalityman]

Cleverbot wanted to marry me and i was like WTF :O

[Bluecho4]

I daresay AI isn't getting all that good. It replied to his goodbye by saying "No." Although it did seem to know how to change the subject when it can't answer you, although it doesn't do a good job at that either. When the AI can talk real politics or religion, and actually make sense and have a logical thealogical arguement, then I'll be impressed.

[Dinoracha]

This was meant to be a gag-video, calm the eff down.

[MGTRANSFORMER]

oh yeah, i have this in my bookmarks back in mid july. i found it in a forum and confessed it that i was Megatron.

[MGTRANSFORMER]

aw, come on, dino. you know you dont fail.

it just most people arent smart enough to understand your brand of humor.

[Dinoracha]

Still entertaining, hush your negative self.

[e199sigma]

Remind me to NEVER look this up. This is just plain creepy. And slightly silly. And lime-flavored.

[Dinoracha]

Oh, it's just a AI... Reaching in your pants.

[Lewrawen]

How inspired~

[Dinoracha]

It's all inspired, until the restraining order hits.

[Lewrawen]

True, but how would one impose such an order on such a...fine specimen of Articial Intelligence?

[Dinoracha]

When the robot overlords ask why their court fee's are so expensive. Then the lazer beams.

[Lewrawen]

I daresay Spencer would find that a rather kinky way to go~

[Dinoracha]

This is my 'Worried-faic': D:

[Lewrawen]

This is my 'Gunna-raep-ya-faic' >:DDDDD

[MrFlarticus]

Mister Racha, are you a zombie now? Seeing as you died and all?

[Dinoracha]

Zombie. ZOMBIE GOAST.

[MrFlarticus]

Oh, okay...

*Rips off your idea about LP'ing Cleverbot*

[Shintaka9009]

Wow. Spencer's a dick.

[Dinoracha]

After my friendly coming-on's, too. D:

[ArArYdden]

LOL Oh that wacky cleverbot. Spencer is a awesome name for an AI program.

[Dinoracha]

I wasn't expecting the replies it ended up giving.

[ArArYdden]

Its kinda creepy how advanced AI is getting. And that's just a game. Imagine what actual scientist can come up with.

[CopycatStudios]

I'm playing with Cleverbot right now.

[BigAlzo]

O.o is Cleverbot a a.i thing

[Dinoracha]

Yes. Yes it is.

[BigAlzo]

thx, it's fun messing with the a.i

[CopycatStudios]

That's....creepy.

[Dinoracha]

It's totally FUUUUUTURIIIIIIIISTIIIIIIC.