A Perfect Fake: PENISTRON

[Roosauec]

...Okay, show of hands, how many of you sick motherf***ers actually tried doing a vacuum after watching this video?

[OmgItsGaryBusey]

i can tell the account was made just to upload this video

[FastJohnnyNardGard]

bWAHAHAHAHA

[xTheDeathSaintx]

invent the automatic sandwitch maker and women wil become obsolete

[cattieman182]

i think getting a girlfriend is cheaper....

[MKRX7]

0:08 WONKING DEVICE

[xavixlz]

i guess he s the real anticrist!!!!!!!!!! hahahah

[dullfoxz]

This man is a friend to Masmune Shirow! I think Major Motoko Kusanagi would be upset about this invention though! Here goes nothing bahahaha!

[blackzerg19]

2:00

Gurin Gurin

[zombieDAYe]

"Love Hole"

[Sloyom]

i lold

[hantumalam]

0:22

yes, he is the real iron man arc reactor creator.

[ram95]

I think it's a toy for gay men.

[shinobi155]

God created the vagina, Man created the penistron.

[Tarmacpunk]

This guy is gonna redefine the meaning of CYBER-SEX! XD

[sp33dy99]

Did the bald guy at the end just done a blow job?

[Azriel123456789]

this man is my hero

[vanillacake007]

"There are many people who like to masterbate with a vacuum cleaner, they put their cock in a vacuum and go "Oooh"" ....

you can tell he's never done that before.

[sapphirejynx]

@vanillacake007

Wouldn't it actually HURT to do that with a VACUUM?! o3o...>3> well it would with the vacuum I have..it's a Shop vac..super strong suction XDD I'm sure it'll rip your dick off..of give it one HELL of a hicky lmao XP

[SAsolidox]

"It doesn't matter if the other side is virtual or real. You could still have sex because it's just data."

Someone failed health class...

[uetzel]

proof that women nowadays are too complicated and ruined by feminisem!

[JavaCrona]

pure awesomeness

[ReikaiDemon]

Nobel prize

[Quelthias]

Women have vibrators

Why cant why have our toys?

(beyond fleshlight ftw)

[Xandersama]

LAWL!!! XD I have not laughed this hard in a while.

[AmphibiousEyeliner]

IF I WAS MALE. . .

DO WANT.

8'D

[Gawlick]

Woooot Oo ^^

[lightcre8]

Genius

[bhmn]

damn this is impressive. one step closer to creating perfect robots!

[bhmn]

this proves women are complicated :p

[domintor3]

ah japan what will you think of next?

[CRSkull]

i got the the most WTF face I've had in a long time.

[mirahsan2]

GENIUS!!!

[mlohbihler]

"There are many people who would like to masturbate with a vacuum cleaner". This man is a genius.

[platinumhome]

Probably best to have a shag, failing that a wank...

[thefury187]

I bought one and it turned my dick into Dr. Doom

[KnathanofCydonia]

I am twelve and what is this?

[lordsauron772]

rofl fuckin' sent links xD

[Marscow]

Oh god...nerd sex is getting WAY out of hand...

[esclavus]

the end of the world is here!

[tartbones]

chris chan wants one, well two, one for him and one for ivy.

[deadhardy]

lul

[GenerationWhyMe]

this is amazing.

[Jordietown]

real chicks are soooooo much better

[lumburgapalooza]

Yeah, but you have to buy them things... or at least buy THEM.

At the very least you need to buy rope and chloroform.

JOKING!

[Tomanistanumerouno]

Wait a minute, with that joystick thing hooked up to that blowjob thing you could fuck youre own ass!

It's all about could've, not should've. Hahaha.

[zachenke]

Or, and this might sound crazy, you could try having an intimate encounter with a human being.

[lumburgapalooza]

What is this I don't even

[stanleyk291]

i want like 10 of these!!!

[123perryv]

Nothing like the risk of electrocution to get me off...

[siirii]

Oh my god, that guy definitely needs a girlfriend...

[Avienus100]

Holy crap

[adi000]

Thank you, whattheshitisthis, for posting this! I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Nice, but I'll stick to Mary Palmer Mk I.

[EgoMaster2]

bodo gak org jepun ni kadang2

[nospeed2006]

knnbcjb..

[sucka3]

this is sad...XD

[Vaeltier]

"Ooooh!"

XDDD

[JoshGandMe]

No...words....O_O..No words..whatsoever

[Ohyeahwellyouknow]

Haha, I totally agree!

[Arcanecide]

What a very lonely asian man...

[Zachry86]

I wonder how a man who never has had sex, can create a machine that does virtual sex

[uetzel]

men can do anything!

[ErichoTTA]

Masturbate with a vacuum cleaner? Well, I guess there's something for everyone.

[gnortsrm]

this guy is a f*ckin genius.... literally

[elsalvatge]

Si el tiempo que ha malgastado con esa tonteria lo hubiera invertido ligando o en putas hubiera tenido mas exito.

Pero mejor que mejor mas jponesitas para nosotros que estan bien buenas!

[eruhini]

mejor... más japonesas para nosotros!!

[Strifesword]

SÌ!

VIVA!

[DocGlobetrotter]

Si claro... a todo el mundo le mola hacerselo conla aspiradora....

XDDD

[jualema]

Puto enfermo el tio... ademas habeis visto la mierda del joystik? por dios si hace un utensilio asi, como debe de tenerla el? normalmente esas cosas las hacen lo mas semejantes a la realidad posibles no? es un japo pichulin y enfermo mental...

[asherael]

Haha, if he had been killing people we wouldn't have had to confirm our age.

[rafaelhsouza]

CARALHO PUTAQUEOPAREEOOOOOOO!

Es por eso que los japoneses estan con ese gravisimo problema de la baja tasa de natalidad! No hacen la cosa de verdad!!

[pilonstar]

ojete vaginal

[bunny0143]

... I feel dirty for watching this.

[spishak7]

This is how skynet starts

[TheManOfLegends]

Haha the T-1000 with his penistron

[druqsr]

LOL!

[solidkingcobra]

...

[carlosalbertoteixeir]

This guy will soon become a millionaire.

- c.a.t.

[eloRomuszka]

I want one! My mom's hand is fslling off. HELP!

[nrthflgirl]

domo arigato Japan!

[kalossimitar]

SCIENCE!

[rezifox]

Thank you, Japan. I love you.

[p0gipn0i]

hahaha now you can officially fuck yourself

[NorCalBdub]

Leave it up to an asain to think up somethin as crazy/pathetic as this..

[disallowautoaim]

SEND THE DATA TO THE INTERNETS!!

[Ohyeahwellyouknow]

Bwaahahaha!

[RollEmInFlour]

I wonder if that guy at the end knew what he was walking into.

[pronova33]

Of Course Made in Asia

[Bomfunk92]

i loled about the anus joy stickxD

[sohc287]

WTF is wrong with you?

[TheReapersSon]

Fucking weird-ass japanese people!

[LookMaNoBrains]

This is going to win the next Nobel Prize

[CUNTparasite]

there are BILLIONS of people in asia...is it really that hard to get REALY pussy?

[ghollowoak]

Maybe? Sons are preferred in some countries (like China, with their one child policy, so the number of men outgrow the number of women.

[CUNTparasite]

i understand there are a lot more men that women, but still...it has to be easier to find a girl than it is to come up with something as ridiculous as this.

[EnhancedNightmare]

Not for everyone lol :D

[VogueModelSearch]

yes. the ratio of men to women is 2 to 1!

imagine 2 billion dudes over there, about 1 billion of those can find a mate & get married. the other billion need to stimulated somehow.

[mattpostle]

The box he points to that "has a chip with internet functions" is just a power supply for a computer..

In other words the story is BS

[Tarmbosse]

You are surprised by the fact that a system of electromagnets would use a power supply?

[mattpostle]

Wow.. did you even read my comment?

He pointed to the power supply and claims that it "has a chip with internet functions" It would be like a car inventor pointing to the steering wheel & saying "and here we have the engine and exaust"

[Tarmbosse]

Well, it's not a valid comparison, because the engine could not physically be in the steering wheel. The microprocessor, however, can very well fit into the PSU.

[mattpostle]

/pacepalm

ok, troll more...

[MajinBoo321]

LOL WTF. I have never even thought about using a vaccuum cleaner to masterbate. Dang these Japanese are genius. Im not going to try it though, its fucking dirty since the vacuum cleaner sucks out all the dirt from all around the house.

[Ulisesb]

obviously if you just said use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate that means that you have.

[Hyperdeficit]

haha at 2:01

Just get a fleshlight less hassle and no chance of shocking your dong

[airbaboons]

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!! "That was my hope when  I designed it"

[Zoidberg227]

I'm not putting my penis in that ...

[Tenetri]

This is the future

[DJPsionix]

this guy's gonna be f-ing rich.

[GoGogurt]

I dunno if I could have sex with a robot if I had to see that when looking down

[deskclerk]

LOL JAPS gotta love em

[skraprm]

Exactly.

Just wait until it comes with kung fu grip.

[yumsalad]

but how does he know what a vagina feels like?

[footballer05]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[eclectro]

HaHaHa I was going to post the exact same question!

[knotment4phish1]

The internet does not need to know about the movements of my anus!

[ryleeryno]

This isn't really Japanese because they didn't blur out the fake vagina.

[girraffeman]

ohhhhhhh.... roflcopters.

[smokeybearsb]

How would *he* know what a vagina feels like?

[3964081]

he fucked your mum, i heard

[squarez]

haha nice one

[omgdiddles]

those japs are some fucking horney......

were can i get one agian?

[Klopy1414]

First impression was God damn... get a life.

Second impression. Holy shit, this guy is going to be a millionaire for all the losers out there who will buy it.

[jaredw5]

I'm not understanding the logic here. I've never used a sex toy, but why does it make the user a loser?

[martisbvk]

Having a Life = Bringing something positive into the world by making other people feel better or improving their life in some way.

Loser = Not 'Having a Life'. Living so everything you do benefits only yourself. Playing WoW all day, doing drugs so your out of it all day, etc.

Co-dependant/Enabler/Drug Dealer = Enabling self-destructive or abusive behavior in others.

People who have a life attract others, especially women, into their lives. People who are losers enable themselves and others.

[jaredw5]

Theres nothing in your generalization of 7 billion aware human beings that says anything about getting more pleasure out of the masturbation process that all sane people partake in.

[martisbvk]

Nothing wrong with masturbation.

This sex toy was not a weekend project. Imagine how many man hours, failed prototypes, and money had to be spent to create this. Consider if those hours would be better spent going to bars/clubs, the gym, hiking, target shooting with friends, etc. He could have hosted parties for his friends, with all that money.

Instead he built the PenisTron so he can get/send ass vibrations online. This is not about masturbation, it's an attempt at getting laid online.

[jaredw5]

So you're saying the things that YOU enjoy are the things that everyone else should enjoy.

I just hope you're aware of how selfish your thought patterns are.

[ultimateearner]

Before I clicked on this video, I just somehow knew it HAD to be Japanese.

[ReasonTide]

im with basetballjones904 on this one

[basetballjones904]

hands down the most fucked up yet halirous shit i have ever seen

[ReggaeMetalFox]

WONKING DEVICE

[Giovannitx062492]

somebody should introduce him to a girl because this motherfucker has gone way to far he even sat on a dildoe kind of device this guy needs some help

[EMH88]

"wanking device" rogdkjllgrbsgklnsg pmg

[rreloge]

holy shit!!!

what a perverd!!!

but seriously, it's easier to buy a whore...

[bouncysmile]

wot if u get electrocuted? u will end up with a burnt sausage

[RavengerX1]

Or have one hell of an obituary...

[jactom123]

only tha japs. lol

[bvhkfvgf]

Somebody should give him a noble prize or something.

[seansfc]

wish i could talk that freely

[matt94lol]

I don't know about you guys but I have never and will never have anything go up my ass...

[chisoxrock17]

yaa i dont care how good the blowjob part is, he ruined it when he told me to shove a joystick up my ass

[SakuraElyse]

i hope you realize you have just typed the best quote ever.

[SKATERZOE13]

wtf fo real get a woman

[Monkeyboy92037]

why would you want a real woman when you can have penistron

[etrevin2]

lol fuck*in hilarious..penistron

[eddymanman]

wow i gotta try the vacum hting

[nahomy007]

get a real woman hahaha

[jjvictor66]

pathetic inventions....

[daviyahoo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

holy shit man!! hahaha

[ZapSkimerr]

u'd get shocked not in a good way.

[cam1171]

i got my penis stuck in the penistron and turned it into corn so now my dick is made of corn

[OliRancidTen]

haha wtf man

[M2clips]

wow

[cyberjosh7]

did he say vacuum cleaners?? wtf

[OliRancidTen]

yes he said vaccum because when some one gives someone else a blow job, they SUCK the penis much like a vaccum cleaner would,

[dougroof]

hello? blow job is an expression. i never thought the phrase blow job really fit the action. a blow job is much like a vacuum? get a blow job (a good normal one)then comment again about blow jobs. if a woman attempted to give a vacuum style blow job she would pass out.

[bamsehop]

omfg no waY!!!!!!!!!

[NarutoNdGaara]

Not sticking my cock in that..

[powerone1]

I have seen the future, and it is Hole Rider! :)

[HaloMonkeys]

MIT must be lonely

[val0077]

GAHAHAHAHA xDD they go ohhh LOLZ

[LukeHou30]

Cool....不知道發明完成了嗎？

[ReadBoutGarvey]

Japan: Superior

[chiller89dmc]

I bet he never had sex with a real person...what a nerd.

[jpaultube]

Yay! we are getting close to having disease free robo-prostitutes woohooo!!!! lol :-P

[Skylink]

Japan: Revolutionizing Cybersex.

[loungepanda]

PREPARE THE COMMUNICATION HOLE RIDER

[Hurfdurfhurf]

What? What the hell? What?