HouseholdHacker Contest - How To: Make a pocket safe!

[HNLproductionz]

ahh how do i put my playboys in there??

[cair99]

I hide my weed in markers

[yoyoadriankingofgame]

anything valuble? not really

[warlock100798]

@The1stPoster racist little bitch

[The1stPoster]

blacks would still rob you for your pen

[101AOK]

@The1stPoster yeah, I keep mine in the PINK color. Thieves don't think it's manly...

[SuperRockstar206]

U stole me idea

[16ISMYNUMBER]

My right ear liked this tutorial

[killer10159]

it actually works for a while after you take the ink out. and what happens when someone steals that marker or borrows it and forgets to give it back? then your fucked and 10 dollars poorer. fag.

[ral094]

You can also hide your joints inside the marker

[BayAreaMobbsta]

YAYYYY now i can look lyk a fukkin idiot tryna paay for something

[alfa826]

MOM

mom: What is it?

i was chewing on my marker and then 10 dollars come out :O

mom thinks: hmmmmm craaaap my 10 bucks

never let you child color when you have hiden something into a marker :P

[45Brandon74]

Then someone takes your pen to borrow it, realize its out of ink, then throws it out

[thegravedigger032]

i cant do this a school people steal my supplies the second i turn my head slightly away from them

[MitchDesousa]

heres how to do it without carrying the plyer's everywhere, sand the edges smart one.

[dbINFERNO]

Hmm That Seem Like Yuh Could Hide Drugs In There :P Theres a Better Idea Than Money (:

[itscody317]

not many people realize this....but you can put your weed in there!

[EmCeeNotorious]

0:45 he wusz bout to set it on the money lol

[TheTruethrasher]

if u want to take this safe and use it like a wallet u can. all u have to do is cut a hole big enough for a bread twisty,then stick it in the hole and tie a knot on the bottom half of the white thig and then u are done.(ps if u do this dont close it all the way

[MutantTurtle45]

How do you get the money back out?

[TutorialzAndReviewz]

Hey when i was younger, i was chewing on the back of one of those markers, and it popped in my mouth and all the color went on me lol (:

[cadeprince]

a lil kid decides to color and it dosent work TRASH

[V1VAlaADAM]

@cadeprince It actually would work some from the left over ink on the cloth part

[reddvamp420]

ok every one please listen this works 1: get the highlighter 2:take white thing off 3:put money in 4:put white thing back on BUT UPSIDE DOWN now u can just bite the white thing off

[crazybigyo]

Two thoughts. Or you could just get a wallet., and good luck getting the money out.

[clockworkjames]

Hey man can I borrow a pen?

[benerban]

I lose pens like 2 a day! imagine if each one also had a 20 inside!!

[Voodoo306]

that is so cool



[wildwonder777]

ok keep it in ur house oh **** i left my money in my marker

[StixR4drumerz]

what if someone else tries to write with it, its out of ink then they throw it away....oops.

[JPSpy1]

Yeah and what happens when it gets dry and your mom trys to use it but it won't work she's gonna throw it out so then what your out 1, 5, 10, 20, 50, 100 bucks because you didn't wanna be normal and actually smart and just use a wallet but watever that's your loss

[Mikeiea18]

I cant fit my cat in a marker.

[GaNJaMaN5STRG]

@Mikeiea18 wahhahahahaha i was thinking the same thing

[minecrafting129]

hey guys listin up. ever gave a note to someone in class only to get it takin off you by the teacher. just get a old pen of some sort,take the bottum out,wrap the paper aroud the ink tube then put it back in.never tryed this lol tell me if it works :)

[reddvamp420]

@minecrafting129 guess wat!! it worked I passed notes in class intill it was over lol :D

[pumasunam499rs]

ur dollar is moldy :)

[LilPottsy7777]

Now get the money back out without the pliers dumb ass.. R u going to carry a fricken pair of pliers around in your pocket.. DON'T THINK SOOOOOO!!!!!!

[rhinophent]

as you can see i spilled. xD

[raxny]

or u could use a ball point pin and pull off the tip and do the same thing its smaller and u dont need pliers

[SpaceDude3600]

"Hey, Can I borrow your marker?" -later "Can I have it back now?" "Yea, it didn't work so a threw it away..."

[reaper83001]

@SpaceDude3600 hacker dude:YOU LITTLE DUMB FUCK

[supersizethosefries]

"Oh look at me I'm going to put a whiteboard marker in my pocket"

[Nexta100]

unuseless

[suchadambidiot]

@Nexta100 no no...i use these things to stash my weed in...but it dowesnt work so good when my high grade weed stinks up my hole pocket...

[EliteNEWF]

I had all my money saved in one of these and, When a family member tryed to use the marker it didn't work so they threw it out :/

[Nexta100]

@EliteNEWF haha

[xxjakerssxx]

im pretyy sure tht the white thing is the bottom?

[PvtRager]

A lot of high-school kids will use this for smuggling weed...

[Rapidfyr3]

Yeah, it'll get thrown away like a regular marker too! No one will ever know!

[percheron1654]

Well you could always create a capsule to stick up your arse if you're getting mugged THAT often.

[Immortalsmustdie]

@percheron1654 Good news everyone; It's a suppository!

[ilovedamusic1000]

my dad lived in an area where he would have a gun or knife pointed at his chest for his money, so he would cleverly just cut a line in his pants so it would be secretly stashed in his pants, not pockets, a little hole

[N30NZ0MB13]

If its meant to be in your house then why did you call it a pocket safe?

[munchchewy0]

or...I can put a little bit of maryjane in there...eh? eh? lol

[Xentozz]

what if someone steales ur pen? :S

[you2berules]

i hope that in the mean time no one uses up the marker till the tip is dry...and then throws it away! hahaha.

[souljasai]

i lost $50 because of this 2 years ago

[iiIMiSOiME]

i can put or cigarette n there haha

[renegadesoffunk]

Why not just use your moms' vibrator as that would store more stuff, no?

[marinesxtw]

WAIT ive got it. how about invest the money,,, (valuables) into some martial arts classes or a security gaurd names chowder, then you wont have to worry about getting your lunch money stolen!

BRILLIANT!!!!

[PaulAlbacheese]

@marinesxtw if the person has a weapon, your martial arts isnt going to do fuck all if they can shoot or stab.

[marinesxtw]

@PaulAlbacheese agreed but weapons are for pussies lol

[PaulAlbacheese]

@marinesxtw theres a fine line between being smart, and being a fucking pussy.

[legoprinceofpersia]

how do u open it back up without plyers dummy

[kawaii13sushi]

How would you get the top off with out the plyers

[theTJdoober]

Me-Yea ill have a big mac,

Employee-Ok thats $5.32

Me-One second * pulls out marker and pliers*

haha

[JAMJET278]

you need to find a way to get off the end when the "valubles" are in the marker!

[morningstoner666]

this is how we used to buy drugs in high school.

[matseaton]

well if everyone thinks that it will get thrown away just cut the ink thing and put half of it down in with paper towl on top then your money drugs etc. dr. steve brules for your health!

[jimmy51595]

wow im amazed to see this lol. im gunna try that! thumbs up and subed

[spiderbiteGUNNS4HIRE]

damn, meh 20 bucks ish stuck in de friggin pen >:|

[xXkikatXx]

what if someone steals ur marker?

[xXkikatXx]

what if someone steals your marker?

[trainsRexplosive]

i would carry that in my pocket but its a good hiding spot but ull need like 1000 markers if ur a rich bitch

[coolawesomedude09]

its useful if u didnt have to carry pliers whereever u go

[LoverLego100]

u need pliers to carry around forever...

[bad65stang]

just make sure no one thinks its a dry marker and throws it out

[guitargod6453]

pickpockets will still take the pen they take anything in ur pocket they will just get it realise it has no ink and throw it out

[CWCinemas]

you could stash a joint in there though fo sho. i don't smoke weed but i know people that do hehe... come on people you know this is creative and its not just for money peeps. everyone that hates on this thinks one dimensionally.

[BEATBOXER1995]

u dont need the pliers, just bite it with the side of ur mouth...

[deathtrap1231]

then how r we suppose to get it open without pliers????

[mirorbike]

coooooooooolllll

[TropricThunder]

problem is, you need the plyers every time you wanna get into it, just saying, good idea though

[blackflames4213]

nice video ! haha

[zzazzglitch]

OH EXPLOITABLE

[victorm9003]

so its a portable safe that is easy to lose and hard to open... yea great idea...

[Cortake]

And when you need to pay you have to take your marker take off the little white thing and then take out the money and pay ... that would be funny to see !

[kiinass]

pretty kool

[pto444]

oh this marker doesnt work *trows it away*

hh has just lost ten dollars

[KDandTWINS]

how do you gwet it out

[guzenfox]

Nifty idea but not accessable, If you need the plyers every time, then why bother if you cant get to it? unless you are going to carry plyers in your pocket too

[sufyaan1999786]

ur not gona carry the plyer every where u go lol

[VVowOwned]

@sufyaan1999786 if ur dealing weed at school yes u will :P

[slish2]

@VVowOwned a marker pen full of weed isnt worth that much...

[omgwtfhaxorlolthxkpz]

@sufyaan1999786 yeah i do that all the time right next to the batteries and computer mouse!! Oo

[SpeedKills221]

00:43. "as you can see i spilled".

thats what she said

[calantlor]

he didnt make this he stole it hes a niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Darkcloudsniper]

what if someone steals ur marker!!!!!!!!

[MaLv0C]

you could put ur weed in there.

[joshbobak2]

id use a magic marker for mine then then cant use it becae they would need the others to make it work

[deezo60]

put my marker in that marker.

[ryanh263]

all u have 2 do is cut a hole in the outside band of ur boxers and fold up money and shove it in there

[killersushi99]

You could stick the money in your sock. I'm just sayin'. Someone must be getting mugged a lot to go through all this trouble.

[dorkykid4life]

@killersushi99 haha that made me laugh!

[Rachamacha]

@killersushi99 Really, because my teacher once told me that people put money in their underwear, and I can see how it's effective...

[killersushi99]

@Rachamacha Your teacher. Unless your teacher has a masters in criminal psycology dont listen to them on how to act when your robbed. The last thing you want to do is anger a robber after saying I dont have any money. When a robber says your money or your life you had better give them something besides a sob story.

[Rachamacha]

@killersushi99 If I've ever been robbed, it's being robbed without being there to witness it.

[eagleduzt]

hide condoms in here, so all u have to do is carry a marker around. Your mom will never know =P

[Bandrik]

Pretty cool idea. I may actually use this. Thanks for the tip! :D

[pokemonhalo]

very clever idea

[TheTallestKidEver]

this will be usefull when i wana hide MARAJUANA

[TOMMYQWERTYUIOP]

y dnt u jus smoke it and nt hide it you gooch

[redmist6969]

if u need that 10 later then ur gunna be screwed unless u cary a pair of pliers around with u

[TOMMYQWERTYUIOP]

wooooooo

[Riqui1MX]

That is good but if some one uses the marker and it dosent work and they trow it away u lost your money.

[MW2ticktock650MW2]

i EASILY modified it to open it without plyers and i use it to pass notes in class. i dont have a tut... but its fairly simple... try it

[SuperMattb123]

@MW2ticktock650MW2 lol

[DesertPenguin5live]

who still passes notes in class? It's called texting. : )

[penguinfluffychubers]

@DesertPenguin5live i do both :)

[JackDaniels1812]

1. You need plyers to open it

2. What happens if you lose the pen?

3. Buy a WALLET!

[Spoony019]

Or you can carry a wallet and a gun

[officaltwilightfan1]

do i have to use pliars every time?

[coltonHD]

i made one but i changed it a little and made a little of the ink in...so it writes and i have 100 dollers in it

[IrishJimmyB]

SO FUCKING ORIGINAL!!!! there are so many of these vids on youtube with the highlighter

[49ersrawk]

how the fuck do u get it out

[101girllol]

lol thats gr8

[rj1293]

@ callofdutyfag

... Go fuck your self just saying

[andymikie]

awsome

[candycamaro]

haha to funny i just pulled a guy over the other night and found his wed in there

[nickrohn93]

@candycamaro You looked through his markers? Wow

[candycamaro]

yea... we are trained to check everything... chapstick , chewing tobacco cans, and everyone does this and i dont know why but cigarette boxes.. plus it didnt help that i seen plier marks on the back side of the marker

[nickrohn93]

@candycamaro Lol, ill make sure not to hide controlled substances in markers :P

[Tangogun]

Wow that's dumb, so someone accidentally pockets your marker, but really ends up stealing 10 bucks from you. Then cuz the stupid pen has no ink they just through it away. F-ing genius

[fireworksman1919]

put my crack in there

[oldsnake333]

how r u gonna get the money out now that u put the back on? with plyers? thats to obvious

[idontunderstandwhat]

ya its safe untill someone trys to use it then throws it out because its empty

[MrDv23]

you can leave the top part with the piece of cloth or w/e u touch paper with letting it still write but it will run out fast

[x666xSk8eR]

well now i know if some1 has a expo marker in ther pocket i know they have money in it

[Sporepoops]

THATS JUST AWESOME! I'm really gonna try that!!

[CocaColaPantsRock]

fucking smart

[tylerfarr]

and what if someone throws it away dumb ass

[randomchickeninc]

pliers are so convient to have with u. Don't u think? NO! Make a better one u stupid nerd

[mufasaisbeastt]

lmao wow how stupid why wuld i wana hide my money in a marker that my sister might use? XD

[toolis11]

@mufasaisbeastt it will still work for a while

[CALLOFDUTYKING123]

HHMMMM.... My gun is valuable to me, but is that gonna fit in that stupid crap thing....?????? no i dont think so u stupid piece of shit. and whos gonna carry plyers around in their pants except u????? Think a little u shitsicle

[lilsully4]

@CALLOFDUTYKING123

You sound like one of the little kids on CoD that their parents had to get the game for them because they aren't even 17. So I know for a fact your 'Gun' most likely shoots plastic.

[fvJosh]

@lilsully4 haha dude nice joke.

[swiftkilla9292]

errr...is shitsicle a word?

[Freshtvproductions]

@swiftkilla9292 YES!

[fvJosh]

@CALLOFDUTYKING123

fuckin dumbass if u actualy have a gun photo it and put it as ur profile pic or should I say copy paste it from another website.

[xheavyscreamkidx]

what if you loose the marker or you get confused with another marker and your going to have trouble having to open it all the time if pliers arent around

[jdrhmagician]

So fucking stupid, so u have to carry a pair of pliers around ALL THE FUCKING TIMe?

[marshmellows33]

thats dumb! ur moms gonna use the marker and its not gonna work cuz theres no ink and shes gonna throw it out! stupid stupid stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OriginalNintendo64]

Nice

[cetrex]

umm... know will ever know i keep my money in my pocket...

[jammingbrad]

I usually carry pliers in my pocket all the time! Making this very easy to take out my money!

[SenileDude]

rofl, you have like a 100 markers and forget which color you chose.... HAHAHAH

[kingkongsvideo]

its funny how people want u to subcribe when they didnt make the vid.. DICKHEAD ALERT!!!

[youlosez]

I could only see this as useful if you were to sell weed in school.

[MMArtsRock]

i think that is a worse way for your money to get lost cuz wat if you lose your marker??!!

[SoupedUpMario]

my valuables are my car, my house my tv

know a pen that can hold that sorta stuff

[thecow777clone]

and what if your valuable item is an elephant?

[psychopath234]

he will need a big pen

[aeiousslave]

your soposed too do it with a front end loader pen you like a sharpie nota highlighter fucking retard

[aeiousslave]

thats how i used too hide cigarettes when i was in school

[shortfilmguy321]

do you need pliers to open up again to get ur cash??

[yankovic1234]

hide your money in there? dude! hide ur weed in there!

[OfCourseTheresMe]

that was in some movie im too lazy to look up.

[TheMaskedJoker13]

ahaha !

[10hight]

ha u r so poor 10 dollars are ur prize

[wetmintys]

haha thats a dumb ass idea cuz then you need pliers to get the bottom out. i hide my wee in a hollowed out book

[aperez5243]

now i can hide my weed lol

[youngdubk650]

every1 knows about this shit aha. i hid my weed in there before

[SuperD70]

the main idea of a safe is that baddies cannot get in only a wimp needs a pliers to take top off marker  BOOOOOOO! U SUCK

[RebelChiId]

Can you draw?

[dessertmafia666]

you can also make a pipe just like that, just put a nut in the bottom