Schumacher Returns to F1, Lotus to race again, Gemballa ...

[imnotftw18]

that bugatti's fucking disgusting

[imnotftw18]

kinda wanted him to drive for ferrari

[Tzefri84]

0.00-0.09 Howard Wolowitz voice lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Solowizard]

They should change the name from "Fast Lane" to TALK,TALK,TALK TOO MUCH,MUCH,MUCH!

[porschefreak707]

oh yes, garage band music... nice.

[markman2000]

big time fag

[icanfeelthebeat]

dude what r u doing with vans shirt? ur 32 yrs old, not 13

[exodusfman800]

Info=Great

Presentation=Great

Everything else besides the host=Great

The Host=SUCKED

This guy might be the most annoying, obnoxious person I've ever listened to in my life. You couldn't find ANYONE better than this clown? The kid can't even dress himself and was probably just the cool kid in high school that eventually ruined/messed up his life once graduation came around.

But like I said, everything else was great. I'll check back to see if you get a new host. Until then, see ya!

[ociel1988]

dude look at your belt cricket as fuck like your face

[bangbangxxdead]

fix your god damn belt.

[bangbangxxdead]

fix your god damn belt.

[terradris]

this guy looks like a cucumber fucker

[richmond24]

i would do disgusting, and unforgivable things for the MIG-U1

[avlon06]

ballin shirt bra

[chuchu2301]

First of all.. who is this DAFT yank?? His voice is annoying me!! and he looks like a plum!! and that plastic piece of sh!t.. what is that car called??? lol.

[isaac49710]

looks like the ferrari fxx

[seansi]

I turn the sound down when the guy is talking

[Super69KILLER]

weak kayoo lahat :yun lng

[0210682522]

look at the belt he is wearing

[crushthechurch]

Fuck Schumacher, everyone knows Ayrton Senna is KING!

[P0rn0R0maniapunctc0m]

@crushthechurch was...

[sladeD8]

Lol i always skip their commercials.

[xMrLeafx]

oh wow, bugatti somehow managed to make their car even uglier...

[PantherFan1582]

@xMrLeafx fuck you

[jack390]

@PantherFan1582 lol hes right you know.... bugatti has the sex appeal of a hairy fat camel.

[PantherFan1582]

@jack390 no i think you got that mixed up with ur mom, because i can see how she is because she was in my bed last night

[jack390]

@PantherFan1582 you my friend are desperate in every way then! xD go fuck that camel you prick, i mean after all in your mind its probably like katy perry or someone fukin hot! xD go get an eye surgery and probably a brain transplant as well, cuz you my friend have a real problem!

[PandehPropaganda]

@xMrLeafx Well it's kinda like their German women.

[dietrichian]

I don't really hate it but that Enzo looks like something from Battle star Galactica.

Good show though!!!!!!!

[dalesalsa]

Damn.. I thought that Gemballa Porshe Enzo thing looks kind of ugly... but that is just my opinion

I still love this show jeje :-P

[EOBOYZINC]

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[Janusha]

Oh nice.. they took a Ferrari Enzo and made it uglier. Dubai owns 5% of Ferrari so I guess its only fair to let them have a go.

[youlance29]

ZR1 IS KING!!!

[vladster7272]

R.I.P Enzo..Only thing that looks good is the interior the outside looks like it hit one of the transformer bots.

[seby125t]

this guy looks like he has female jeans on lol

[V10ViperGTS]

The 4 door Bugatti looks amazing and I am fairly certain they will not have any issue getting them all sold.

[machinegunmana]

schumi! best race car driver

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.

ever

[FLufee2]

im watching from lebanon in the middle east

[Asainsqukbox]

no one cares

[Elmo187]

actually FLD does care considering they gave a shoutout to Dubai. which is where? Saudi Arabia. where is Saudi Arabia? the middle-east.

you = epic fail

[Elmo187]

wow, really? you're actually getting angry at that? didn't know it was THAT serious.

gotta remember...

internet is serious business.

[CantBlockProxies]

Hey Elmo, I'm just wondering: How is it that you're ALWAYS getting into arguments with people? Any ideas?

[Elmo187]

there is no argument. notice how Asiansqukbox hasn't responded AND LuckyDT has deleted his own comment. therefore, no argument.

hey CantBlockProxies, why is that when i always get into an argument that you all of a sudden get a second wind and want to argue with me again?

oh wait, that's right. you have nothing better to do with your life than to talk shit to people under 2 different names.

so about that proof of the Ferrari and the 180 IQ...

[CantBlockProxies]

LOL. So predictable. Thanks.

[LuckyDT]

I've decided that you really really aren't even worth correcting, so, go ahead on and keep posting all you want buddy. Keep on doin what ya doing! I ain't mad at ya, being wrong is your business only! And yes sir! The Internetz IS serious business.

[Bansheeflyr]

@Elmo187 Awghh, i missed ya man! Its been a while since youve had 3 different replies of your useless bullshit all over the comments page. Not sure if anyone else missed ya though..

[vipermoon64]

cool, my parents are from lebanon

[FLufee2]

my name is mustafa!! 2:43 thats cool

[123DepecheMo]

that tuned enzo just looks ridiculous.

It is badass in a way but i prefer classy stock-looking cars with moderate modifications

[HiJackZX1]

DAMN, the Enzo does look like a Gundam!

[wwilcili]

that mig-u1 looks like a gundam

[ttiffom2016]

sheesh, derrick, flush the toilet when your done peeing...

[Bogdyindahous]

Damn that ferrari looks sick

[danthemanpatrick]

That tuned Enzo is, in my humble opinion, sheer & utter blasphemy. There's some cars you just don't molest. Is nothing holy to these tuners? Would you put an aftermarket rear spoiler and a turbo kit on a Bugatti Royale? NO! If people need a jumped-up Enzo, what exactly is wrong with the FXX?

[whatthehallbetch]

i guess it being not road legal, but, i agree with you 110%

[Elmo187]

the FXX is a race car, its not road legal at all. the next best thing is for a tuner to tune it up to FXX standards. now, Gemballa doesn't seem to be that tuner.

but Edo Competition and Novitec Rosso are both who have giving the Enzo a VERY heavy overhaul.

[AGCrean]

That Ferrari is sooooo sick. I wouldn't be suprised if it went 230+

[desertman300]

Michael Schumacher will be returning to F1 for 3 years the contract is for 3 years not for 1 year get your info straight D...Schumacher or the "KING" said he is looking for "continuity"..

[dunemoonbeam]

ahhhhh the worst song ever "simply having a wonderful chrismas time" ahh no beat no rythum if u ever sing it again ill unsubscribe

[Realtime1501]

the enzo looks like the nsx r

[unodes1]

いつも面白い話題をありがとう！

[rateb811]

Thank you DD for that 3:11

i am really a big fan of you and your show

peace from UAE

[kevinbrueck]

That MIG Enzo is so sick it should come with free H1N1 flu shots!!!

[trxspirit]

*da dum tsk*

[supervegano]

Derek its not hungry its Hungary ok

[DrJCCC20]

2 the enzo all black add some missles and bruce wayne will be calling u soon

[crbnfunoxide]

that bugatti looks similar to the Phaeton from the from

[b00005097]

holllaaa from dubai !!!

[youlance29]

Always remember, ZR1 is KING!!!!

[cabelodefogo5]

uuum noo tha corvette S-U-C-K-S SUCKS!!!

[youlance29]

Always remember, ZR1 is KING!!!!

[fadetoGTR]

is the king*

you're welcome :)

that will be 2.99$

[Elmo187]

king of what? because its definitely not the fastest on the Nurburgring, nor is it the fastest car in the world. its 0-60 is beaten by other cars and the Viper ACR kills it.

[supervetteC6]

ummm i bet not

[skyliner288]

@cabelodefogo5 you suck, corvettes are way better than any other monkey-asian cars...pure muscle!

[SiiMpLeXiiTy10]

@cabelodefogo5 Thats the number 1 selling american muscle car..

[HeadbangingGermany]

I don't get it with that Enzo?!

How many Enzo do we need with that ugly ass spoilers? It's the same with all those Bugatti Veyrons, how many Special Edition are out there of this (in my opinion) useless car?

[LaxLongboard]

Does anyone actually watch shakedown?

[pilsener13]

@LaxLongboard Every Europe watch shackedown i might say, i always watch it

[joeywalnutsli]

noooo

[sk8ergangsta2003]

day-lee. not a bad looking enzo copy. the back looks sick, along with the doors lol. ehh that four door looks REAAAALLLLYYYYY long. 2 door looks much better.

[syxt9s]

Derek D, Back in the 60's You werent even in your dad's BHALLS!!!

[kanullaali]

hey iim abig fan from Kuwait cmon man what happened to us america came to help us and now they've forgotten us ,by the way marry chrismas ,almost

[camelsmaycry]

HEY we watch this show too here in ,Kuwait not only Dubai

[camelsmaycry]

Hey We watch your show too here in Kuwait a little bit north to Dubai

[rampagecanage]

schumi alrite mclaren

[kevincanary]

2010 Schumacher return, and Alonso in Ferrari, must the best!!!!

[nuggetzor]

M I L F

[Dice3000]

@nuggetzor it's D I L F

[nuggetzor]

So the chick he interviewed first is a guy, huh? WHODATHUNKIT /eyeroll

[Dice3000]

@nuggetzor

;D sry I don't watch the interviews of FLD I thought you were pointing at schumacher :D

[AlecTheJimSlayer421]

GO SCHUMI!!!

oh and the Bugatti sedan looks like a Veyron and a Panamera put together... YUCK!

[husnainanwaar1992]

wooooooooooo YES Schumacher Returns to F1

[dogydoyo]

his contract is for 3 years, not 1

[EatmyDust1311]

who here wants to bet on whether shumacher coming back will make it to top gear next week?

[forrest822]

SL 65 AMG Black Series

[rydefixies]

all the lotuses look the same. you know what i'm sayin? Like if I saw the new ones and the old ones next to each other I probably wouldnt be able to tell the difference. And the stormtrooped MIG-U1=new batmobile fasshhhooo

[zootee56]

@rydefixies yeah you are right they look all the same especially the lotus elise but the europa is different so i can tell the difference on those cars

[Elmo187]

they have the same shape, but they don't look the same. its called "design language", though. the majority of manufacturers in the world are doing this. you can definitely see it with BMW and Audi.

also, i beg to differ that the 1st generation Elise looks just like the 2nd generation. the 1st generation has bug-eye headlights while the 2nd generation has headlights that stretch over the fender.

[mayinss]

Feliz Cumpleanos! JF... Hope that your Christmas gifts don't get confused with your birthday gifts...

Merry Christmas to all FLD Crew!

[nabeelhassim]

Happy birthday JF

[khunopie]

cool! double Milfage action in the house! Xmas comes early at FLD!

[adj789]

I love Vans

[tyau1234]

Derek D was pretending to be a good boy in front of a mature milf on "My First Car" segment. In the previous segment from other episodes he was borderline talking dirty!!!

[Elmo187]

that's probably due to the fact that there was a very strong presence of CHILDREN.

[bottomlayer]

Yo Derek, can I get an FLD shirt for Christmas?

[kinla123]

ferrari fans its the doomsday

[RobMan414]

HA! And here I was thinking that nobody could make an Enzo look any uglier. It was ugly enough to begin with, now it's turning into a tuner shop's bitch.

[pasenast]

What kind of hoodie is that? I want to get one myself..

[comedicd]

Analog

[mzdanni]

hey fast lane daily, please turn down the bass, kinda annoying . . . you guys talk in a low volume, so i crank it up... but when its break time, the music (bass) shakes our house.

[whattheheack]

All I gotta say about that Enzo....HOLY F**KING SH*T ON A F**KING SILVER PLATTER!

[EatmyDust1311]

uh, DD? i just found a video of someone who looked just like you singing...was that you? it was kinda weird, kinda creepy and if it really was you, really really funny. please confirm or deny

[Elmo187]

if its a dude lip syncing to multiple songs, then yes, its him.

[EatmyDust1311]

yep, thats him. weeeird... haha i thought it was someone imitating him. is that his channel, or someone elses?

that was lip syncing? i though tthat was really him singing

[Elmo187]

is the channel called "comedicd"?

[comedicd]

confirm it's me...i did that years ago

[EatmyDust1311]

is there anything else ive been missing out on? i gotta youtube/google alot of people now! you should put that in fld some time soon, im sure everyone would love it...

[bassexcellante]

that enzo is too much, looks ridiculous

[xPOkeX0P]

that Ferrari is riced out

[TravisCO2009]

i think you guys should send me a shirt, because my birthday is on christmas :) you know you want to

[iamafreeskier]

happy birthday JF

[gravis121]

that gemballa ferrari looks like a fiero with a terrible bodykit...

[TheAbcd1234mk]

that bugatti is so ugly! (the other one from the veyron)

and what did they do to that enzo :(

[rickki1]

mc dd

[carmaster911]

HEY christmas is on the 24th .. well in germany and we kinda came up with xmas in the first place

[Elmo187]

uh what? Christmas is the holiday that celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ. so Jesus Christ came up with Christmas, not the Germans.

again, another German trying to take something away from a Jewish person.

[TSWRgtivr6Vdub]

Nice. the last part of your comment made my day lol

[carmaster911]

ok hold on, im not racist or anything like tht, just to make that clear.

No the point i was making was the germans/austrians/swiss are the only people who have kept to the original date, 24th at night, so...

and we kinda modified christmas in a certain manner (before ww1 or 2) but idk about before, so if u say its Jewish, fine by me

[Elmo187]

i didn't say anything about Christmas being a Jewish holiday. my point is that Jesus Christ is Jewish.

[carmaster911]

so i was right thank you, if u say he is fine

[XioC652]

My gf thinks Derek is hot... But then she said I was hotter so I didn't dump her.

[frshprince8]

DUDE NO WAY!!! ur so fuckin badass

[LuckyDT]

XioC652; that is fucking awesome stuff man, I'm so glad you decided to share that with everyone! So, after she told you that she thinks Derek is hot, did you say "ohh you better say I'm hotter you stupid ho!", or was it more like, "OMG Derek is soooo hawt, I wanna suck his weenie! ...but you are like way hotter lulz". So which was it man? PLEASE let us know ASAP, because I really really really want to know. Please keep us updated man, thanks bro!

[carmaster911]

Dude u have a point but its over the fucking top, like chill out let the moron talk for once.

[LuckyDT]

Uh....durrrrr.... being "over the top" was the whole point. I guess sarcastic humor just escapes some people then... Oh well, carry on.

[carmaster911]

It's fine sry

[Elmo187]

@icanfeelthebeat Wow, so much anger.

[derprinzvonmoenaco]

Happy Birthday JF

[JoeBird76]

I like my FastLane Daily...Fresh...Everyday

[KingSerjTankian]

way to go bugatti, keep putting those toilet seats in front of cars..:/

[Elmo187]

you do realize that that grill has been put on Bugattis every since Bugatti became a manufacturer right?

[KingSerjTankian]

well yes but it doesn't change the fact that it looks like a toilet seat...

[jOsHuA234186]

damn dont people in abu dhabi have childhoods?the ferrari looks like a spaceship imaginary friend... damn roof scoops? black and white? so if thats their definiton of cool, id rather ram myself in a burning tree riding some freakshow baloon display with a boat. damn.. screw you m.i.g... go back to school and have some aesthetic classes..

[gearheadd318]

That Enzo looks awful, why do people think they have to modify such a rare beautiful car is such a gaudy way.

happy b day JF

[JammerBD]

Love the guy but Schuey gonna get his ass kicked.

[patrickcharm]

I've never seen Asian on My First Car. Ya guys planning to interview some asian?

[Realtime1501]

annie?

[patrickcharm]

nop...just a friend of her...

[ElitePioneer]

HAppy Birthday J.F.

[WorldofLuxury]

Today's My First Car was pretty good. Keep up the good work!

[hammerofthought]

Hey Derek. Fix your dam belt, I had to watch this thing twice cause the first time i was stuck trying to use my awesome mind powers to make it spin round.

[Mario4Italy]

lol

[jlblourenco]

Happy B J.F.

[themightyjoseph]

supercars should stay with fucking 2 fucking doors NUFF SAID no 4 doors

[DeStryke51]

@themightyjoseph

it's a new path, why live on the treadmill?

[themightyjoseph]

OW COME ON MAN 4 door super cars are ugly

[harrygoonix]

then think of it as a sports sedan... the Veyron is really the only ugly car that Bugatti ever made. SO ugly!!

[bondabadouch]

@harrygoonix  I disagree.

[Realtime1501]

why just show off with one hot international model in your overpriced money pit when you can have a few extra in the back seat not to mention sex in a super car is kinda hard

[SaleenS281speedster]

uhh the enzo lokks like steaming CRAP

[illestpunjabiny]

Whats the news with Saab? Did the deal go through or no....

[aaronbassist146]

@illestpunjabiny

they extended the deal until today, but idk what exactly happened.

google helps in these times of need. :)

[Rman267]

that gemballa-whatever-its-called looks like a transformer... or iron man... BUT IT LOOKS SICKKKK

[superartus]

The MIG looks amazing

[stupidismymiddlename]

what no Trish? ...Boooooo

BTW, that Bugatti is fugly as hell.

[shinvergil]

Thanks for the shout out! :) i live in Dubai.

[Fridgeid]

Breaking News: Schumi's back!!!

other news: hell freezes over, barrichello commits suicide

[CroswhiteK]

ahaha that was good.

[Fridgeid]

great show, but maybe you should have a sort of "fail" jar, where derek has to pay for any jokes that go seriously wrong. and i want to have that enzo, it looks really sick and would probably be a blast to drive...