doritos taste alot better than a fuckin wafer :). Now the real issue: faux news and their manufactured outrage at anything not "christian." I'm tired of this persecution complex that the christians have. christians are actually alot more powerful now thanks to the the development of the umbrella term christian. It used to be that all the christian sects were divisive and could not agree w/ one another.
Yeah, you would hate to "beat up on the Catholic Church"....at least they can take more abuse than the children they get to molest then cover up. But yes....poor poor Catholic Church. Such a colorful murderous history. Get real.
also pruegitory i think that is how it is spelled (im to lazy to find in) but anyway it is for people who follow the catholic but make 1 sin every single day. Hell is for people who are evil and never follow the catholic faith. Heaven is for people who only sin like 11 times a year
im a catholic and i play bingo and it is fine with the priest. the lady on the left was just thinking she was so cool about her opinion. She must really or not understand Catholic faith.
Faux News brings us the important items of the day yet again. Religionists just eat this up. They have to feel persecuted to validate their ridiculous beliefs.
Once again, the christians demonstrate the weakness of their case by trying to ban anything that, however slightly, does not give whole hearted support to their mumbo-jumbo superstitious rubbish.
Just imagine if the Religous right ever took total control of all our lives. At least europe is going in the right secular direction. We can only hope that America wakes up and starts putting it's people first instead of it's imaginary god.
Fox is to TV news, what National Enquirer is to print "news"
Ok, so out of all the stuff on AtheistMediaBlog has anyone noticed how often Fox News, and especially this one particular host, keeps coming up in their playlist? I mean, the guy even tries to slip in a stab at democrats in the middle of a religious discussion... they might as well change the name to the RE channel: REligious and REpublican.
this is soooooo stupid damn!!! eating doritos and pepsi , crackers and wine thinking it's the body and blood of some ancient savior dude...it's all dumb anyways!!!!
Christians are a bunch of BITCHES! That's why we can't do shit in America because people like these shit heads want to whine, complain, and sue people for the stupidest things. For example: Stem cell research.....FUCK all you christians...every damn one of you! You are literally slowing down our society! If something offends you, Shut The Fuck Up and take it like a man. Everybody can't have what they want all the time. Jeeez! I'm tired of their bullshit!
Doritos= not starving Religion=starving I think it's quite obvious that this commercial is highly offensive to doritos fans every where, it places an emphasis on my snack of choice and me believing in fairy tales!
Btw did he rip off bill hicks? According to Bill, god left his marijuana everywhere by accident, so in turn he created republicans.
Doritos and Pepsi would be a LOT tastier than rotting flesh and curdled blood, which the Catholic church claims that it is.
Besides Bingo, they also have the church rummage sale, and the collection plate, which is nothing more than paying your admission to the weekly show. Music, speeches, and audience participation, it's all there!
The poor downtrodden Christians! Their feelings are so hurt! Boo-hoo!
Can I be shocked and appalled on behalf of every rational thinking being on the earth, at how ignorant and bias the staff at Foxy news are .... For me when some utters the phrase "to quote from God" on a news broadcast, that person somewhat looses the viability of their then upcoming opinions.
the can you do it to Muslims argument reminds me of when my older brother got in trouble and asked why I wasn't getting in trouble for similar actions, it always sounds so childish to me.
I used to go to a church with a youth pastor who said that communion could be done with any food and drink. He specifically said you could do it with cheeseburgers and soda.
anyway..
Where does this guy get off saying that people don't complain when Christians get offended? They're well known for getting all huffy and active when ever anyone offends them!
@SmallGreenPlanetoid no, the money changers were gold and silver bankers of sorts that would make change for people in church so they could pay their dues or what it is called.
They would rip people off making their change or charging high fees simply to break their coins into smaller change so jesus threw them out for taking a cut off his racket called christianity.
part of being Christian is getting/having a sence of humour! Come on people get over it. So what if people make fun of our faith, just laugh it off and get a backbone. I found it funy :)
A sick, demonic commercial. 1 Cor. 10:16 The cup of blessing which we bless, is it not the communion of the blood of Christ? The bread which we break, is it not the communion of the body of Christ? I Jn 1:7 the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin. Rev. 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood.
And comparing yourselves to the standards of radical muslims is not the way to go. We make fun of you because you have the self absorbed theocratic power to remove a commercial.
The communion represents eating the body and drinking the blood of Jesus. You are offended that your cannibalistic and vampiristic ceremony has been replaced by actual food?
So what if Catholics are offended by this. Every day at their little Masses they swallow a piece of cracker or bread they call Jesus and then flip out about a Dorito? Maybe if the priests stopped fucking little boys that would bring back more people to their church. And in the DC area they were threatening to cut social services that could help foster children and homeless people, as a protest against gay marriage. Fuck this "church". They should have their tax exempt status removed permanantly
I AM A CATHOLIC. This is whats wrong with the Catholic Chruch. I am in my 11th year of Catholic schooling. I firmly believe in God and Jesus and their teachings, but have some problems with the stiffness of the Church. While there are 37 priests in my region under fire for molesting children, I am being told in school not to see movies like "The Davinci Code" or"The Golden Compass". It seems to me like the Church has bigger fish to fry.
Dear Catholics, Welcome to America, where we have the FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. That means anyone can say anything regardless if you like it or not. As long as the ad does not promote violence against others (which it didn't), then it has every right to be aired on American TV. The laws of your religion have NO business dictating what is and isn't acceptable.
Leslie was right. You can't say anything w/o offending someone these days. Well, I say fuck it. SPEAK YOU MIND, America.
The only thing I'm upset about is the fact that this is covered as serious news. Should have had a 30 second slot at the most saying something along the lines of "What's more appalling? That people still delude themselves enough to validate antiquated superstition or that such idiocy would have any bearing in a commercial ad?"
Strict Catholics have noooooooo sense of humor and of coarse they would find this offensive because they replaced doritos for the body of christ. Jesus would have thought it was funny though.
Catholics have noooooooo sense of humor and of coarse they would find this offensive because they replaced doritos for the body of christ. Jesus would have thought it was funny though.
So the catholic man feels that a cool ranch Dorito chip magically turning into the flesh of a magical undead zombie is ridiculous, but when it's a cracker, it's completely normal? too.. much... stupid.
so let me get this straight, suggesting out of humor that the catholic church would offer doritos 'n soda to increase attendance is offensive but calling crackers 'n wine "the flesh and blood of christ" is just fine? Hmmm...
so let me get this straight, suggesting out of humor that the catholic would offer doritos 'n soda to increase attendance is offensive but calling crackers 'n wine "the flesh and blood of christ" is just fine? Hmmm...
If Catholics wanna stop being mocked by everyone from atheists to fellow Christians maybe they need to concern themselves with their internal church problems (hello child rapists!) and less with getting offended by fucking Frito Lay commercials. Stop making yourselves the butt of every joke. Goddamn idiots.
As any informed person knows, it is always open season on the Catholic Church. And so-called "Catholics" like this Marshall woman are the worst of all. They have to justify themselves for falling away from the true Church, instituted by Jesus Christ himself .... so they just HAVE to come up with some anti-Catholic Church zinger. It makes them feel better. What a Big surprise on the day of their death! If this Ad person is a "Cathoic" ... he has no understanding of the Holy Eucharist.
Leslie Marshall should not concern herself about Purgatory. She will definitely go straight to Hell. Why does FOX use her all the time, anyway. Must be just to show the ridiculous stupidity of the Left. Ugh!
"my friend drinks diet pepsi all the time, and she doesn't believe its the blood of christ." Weak as heck argument. People drink wine all the time. Not every time you drink wine is it the blood of Christ. It's not the liquid that makes it the blood of Christ, its the blessings. Some churches use wine, some use grape juice, some use water. Who's to say pepsi can't be used?
This is the most disgutsting commercial I have ever seen. The Eucharist is the Body and Blood of Christ. I wouldn't pay for a bag of Doritos or a Pepsi ever again.
"This is the most disgutsting commercial I have ever seen. The Eucharist is the Body and Blood of Christ. I wouldn't pay for a bag of Doritos or a Pepsi ever again."
Why did Muslims get into this, I mean it seemed like a reach. Also, so what about this super bowel ad, so many material out there seems to mock the Catholic Church its actually really. What about all the Haters on the Pope for this Fashion Sense, Child molestation scandals, Depiction of violence in action films with shootings in the church, so many things to reach for in overall Christian society.
@scalliwags5 You put a Question Mark on the end of your sentence---so you must find worth to talk about it----besides there isnt anything else to do--if there was we wouldnt be on here
@proTanagonist Just because you're born into the catholic church and go to it, doesn't mean that you are one by heart. Or your church really stinks and you need to go to a Reformed Church or something.
booo down with the fcc and and the sad little butthurt christians. besides catholics were trying to get money from thier followers for years. shame on you hypocrites
Yep I can see how offensive that is. My girlfriend is Catholic and she was super ofended, I asked her why and she said " Because Doritos suck everyone knows our people love Cheetoes"
No you can't, but you can see the affects of the wind. You can see it blowing through the leaves, or your hair on a windy day.
God is kinda like the wind. You can't see Him, but you can see the affects of Him. The fact that their IS NOT one prophecy in the Bible that has not come true should be proof enough. I think it's like 1,500 and counting. What are the odds of that happening? Like one in a billion.
I am Christain and have been my whole life. Although this was border-line offensive (in my opinion) I still laugh about it. I personally thought it was funny and that it was meant only as a simple joke. Some people should relax and learn how to enjoy instead of judge.
@Rebedeb1a1walkin Thats because your Christian and they are different then Catholics by Far--so if your not Catholic the ad will give you a giggle or two
I am a methodist, and I do not find this, and i doubt my religion finds it offensive. I am very open to different opinions and this joke, is NOT offensive to my chuch. We see our god as very leanient and loving, not one who is strict as hell and can't take a joke. Catholics have crossed the line.
“We sit by and watch the Barbarian, we tolerate him; in the long stretches of peace we are not afraid. We are tickled by his irreverence, his comic inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creeds refreshes us; we laugh. But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond; and on those faces there is no smile.” Hillaire Belloc
"I have a friend, Rebecca who drinks diet pepsi all day long ... she doesn't believe that diet pepsi is jesus's blood." When I drink wine, I don't think it is Jesus's blood though that is exactly what his argument is saying. Also, the building in which church goers meet is not equivalent to the temple that Jesus threw the money changers out of. This building is not a temple or the house of god. Maybe people who want to make christian arguments on TV ought to read their bibles.
So making the body of christ into baked corn tortilla, instead of a wafer is insulting? It's symbolism in the first place, so what does it matter what you substitute it with?
There is no respect for christians. Talk about Mohammed in your stupid commercials and see what happens. What do Doritos have to do with God! If you want to sell a product how does offensive and mocking advertisement help your business.
@Sirstingray you're not a catholic, right? i can see my family (a bunch of catholics), were horrified, which of itself i thought was really funny. aside from the fact that i'd go to church for free doritos, and i'm an atheist.
I'd go to Church everyday if I could eat a Dorito instead of those shit-tasting crackers they have. Seriously, that's what God tastes like? Shit? Come on. God should taste like a Dorito.
I know a lot of people who drink wine on a regular basis and don't think it's the blood of christ. Just about every home has bread in it and everyone eats that almost everyday and don't think it's the body of christ. I know alot of alcoholics in fact that have destroyed their lives because of the blood of christ lol. If I was christ I know I would have made my body taste super cheesy but my blood would be coke cause pepsi tastes like shit.
Im not conceding that religious concepts are immune to satire and comedy.
Just that Transubstantiation means that you accept Christ as your savior by accepting the eucharist. That's something central to Christian doctrine. You are literally replacing Christ w a dorito.
im an atheist, who would like to have a world w the least amount of harm in it.
Just so everyone knows, the non-practicing lady on the left doesn't really know Catholic doctrine very well. It would be prudent to take what she says with a grain of salt.
Lol, come on people get over it! it is just a joke! why does people gets so work out in shit like this? Come one Chill out! thats why this world is like this full of fights because people gets so work out! :)
I don't understand why Christians would be against this ad because it's making a comment about modern society that is pro-Christianity. It's saying, "People don't go to church enough because they would rather be gluttonous and sit at home eating Doritos." It's basically criticizing modern society for not being religious enough.
Pepsi is not the blood of Jesus, but neither is wine. It is a METAPHOR for body and blood. People need to take themselves less seriously. I am a Christian, though not Catholic. This was hilarious!
Of course its perfectly fine for communion wafers to be manufactured by church backed companies, and they're only proclaiming its sacrilegious as to keep out the idea that the wafers and wine REPRESENT the body of christ and that ANYTHING COULD. That was the point about the wine and water, it was an EXAMPLE. They just don't want another [non religious] company moving in and making money where they do.
"Because we're the majority group in this country" No, it's because when Muslims get offended they blow shit up and kill people like the savage, cave dwelling, Tusken Raider look-a-likes that they are.
I always thought it was funny that Jesus's blood was wine and his body was bread last time I checked they were food and drink I am wrong though because the bible says it is.
This kind of advertising is just the same extortion tactic that your priest will use on a Sunday morning to get you to cough up into the collection plate. People buy into the idea of god, as idiotic as it is to do so, people love it.
@1337rofflecopters saying OMG is bad to say but Doritos? blasphemy! lol they need to get over it. plus theys kind of sick, drinking blood is ok but not pepsi.
@1337rofflecopters A we were offended and less than 2% of priests were guilty of this horrendous act and sin. What about the other 98% priests who are fulfilling their religious vocation. This commercial is sacrilegious because it demeans the Eucharist. Catholics believe when properly consecrated becomes the actual living Body Of Christ. We believe Christ is Truly Physically Present. We call it the TRUE PRESENCE. Christ is there Body , Blood Should and Divinity. Please don't mock GOD!
@catholics4unity Y'know, not to be antagonistic, but believing the consecrated eucharistic becomes the actual living Body of Christ isn't something you should be touting when trying to appeal to reason. Processed wheat products (or whatever grain makes up your specific variety) do not spontaneously become 2000 year old manflesh. After being blessed, it does not taste any different, nor is there any chemical difference. This is coming from an ex-Catholic, by the way.
@catholics4unity Y'know, not to be antagonistic, but believing the consecrated eucharistic becomes the actual living Body of Christ isn't something you should be touting when trying to appeal to reason. Processed wheat products (or whatever grain makes up your specific variety) do not spontaneously become 2000 year old manflesh. After being blessed, it does not taste any different, nor is there any chemical difference. This is coming from an ex-Catholic, by the way.
my issue with this is that the video broke the rules of the contest... so why did it get so far? Fair is Fair
lloydthebratcat 3 weeks ago
doritos taste alot better than a fuckin wafer :). Now the real issue: faux news and their manufactured outrage at anything not "christian." I'm tired of this persecution complex that the christians have. christians are actually alot more powerful now thanks to the the development of the umbrella term christian. It used to be that all the christian sects were divisive and could not agree w/ one another.
TheBlakearmstrong 1 month ago
No. The real reason not to make fun of Islam is the fear of having a plane flown through the Frito-Lay building.
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Yeah, you would hate to "beat up on the Catholic Church"....at least they can take more abuse than the children they get to molest then cover up. But yes....poor poor Catholic Church. Such a colorful murderous history. Get real.
2003SCT 1 month ago
Lars is right....Doritos don't go with Jesus Christ. But a nice pale ale compliments him perfectly.
2003SCT 1 month ago
If I believed in a god, I'd like to think the bastard would have a sense of humor...
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@jerico641 If I believed in a god, I'd like to think the bastard liked Doritos.
BreanMate 1 month ago
@BreanMate
Yeah, that too. And bacon.
jerico641 1 month ago
also pruegitory i think that is how it is spelled (im to lazy to find in) but anyway it is for people who follow the catholic but make 1 sin every single day. Hell is for people who are evil and never follow the catholic faith. Heaven is for people who only sin like 11 times a year
tarzanandshanaynay 2 months ago
im a catholic and i play bingo and it is fine with the priest. the lady on the left was just thinking she was so cool about her opinion. She must really or not understand Catholic faith.
tarzanandshanaynay 2 months ago
MMMMM... Cool Ranch body of christ. How about Mountain Dew blood of christ?
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Faux News brings us the important items of the day yet again. Religionists just eat this up. They have to feel persecuted to validate their ridiculous beliefs.
mrmarkfitter 3 months ago
Once again, the christians demonstrate the weakness of their case by trying to ban anything that, however slightly, does not give whole hearted support to their mumbo-jumbo superstitious rubbish.
Just imagine if the Religous right ever took total control of all our lives. At least europe is going in the right secular direction. We can only hope that America wakes up and starts putting it's people first instead of it's imaginary god.
Fox is to TV news, what National Enquirer is to print "news"
Genechanger 4 months ago
New Fox News slogan-Fox News, the network that can't stop bitching about trivial non issues
ilikelazers 4 months ago
I can't stand the anchor ----- puke !!
sablemase 4 months ago
Ok, so out of all the stuff on AtheistMediaBlog has anyone noticed how often Fox News, and especially this one particular host, keeps coming up in their playlist? I mean, the guy even tries to slip in a stab at democrats in the middle of a religious discussion... they might as well change the name to the RE channel: REligious and REpublican.
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this is soooooo stupid damn!!! eating doritos and pepsi , crackers and wine thinking it's the body and blood of some ancient savior dude...it's all dumb anyways!!!!
dimondlex 5 months ago
I would totally go to church for free Doritos!
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fuck jesus christ
Disarmedaxe1 5 months ago
It doesn't really matter what belief you incorporate into a commercial, some asshole(s) somewhere is going to find it offensive.
JuliusVonPringleton 5 months ago
That is the funniest commercial I've ever seen.
PluralOfEverything 5 months ago
Good fun!!!!
stevenweir76 6 months ago
and yeah. God has to have a sense of humour. Look at the platypus.
Jalozyin 6 months ago
@pgraham, this is the point, if you think about it, drinking the blood of Jesus, through symbolic ceremony is sickening!
antoshahorosha 6 months ago
The girl in the middle is beautiful.
AlexBaldwinFTW 7 months ago
@AlexBaldwinFTW She doesn't really look like that. It's a lot of makeup.
PluralOfEverything 5 months ago
Haha thats actually rather clever of an add for doritos.
romperstompist 7 months ago
LARS LARSON?!?!?!?!
that's fucked UP
kbp5520 7 months ago
Those idiots' complaints just got their ad put on the news - that's even more publicity than what they would have got before. Well done.
urcritic 7 months ago
I think Jesus would have tasted like doritos...I mean, he was the lord!
TheSultan03 7 months ago
Christians are a bunch of BITCHES! That's why we can't do shit in America because people like these shit heads want to whine, complain, and sue people for the stupidest things. For example: Stem cell research.....FUCK all you christians...every damn one of you! You are literally slowing down our society! If something offends you, Shut The Fuck Up and take it like a man. Everybody can't have what they want all the time. Jeeez! I'm tired of their bullshit!
mio68df 7 months ago 4
@mio68df amen!
TransDIYer 7 months ago
Doritos= not starving Religion=starving I think it's quite obvious that this commercial is highly offensive to doritos fans every where, it places an emphasis on my snack of choice and me believing in fairy tales!
Btw did he rip off bill hicks? According to Bill, god left his marijuana everywhere by accident, so in turn he created republicans.
Revolution2pointO 8 months ago
Ha! "Do not make my fathers house a house of merchandise." Holy Shit, that is rich.
Fretmonster123 8 months ago
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@Fretmonster123 wrote "Ha! "Do not make my fathers house a house of merchandise." Holy Shit, that is rich."
I know, right?!? Television and the Super Bowl are now his "father's house"? Put your hip waders on, boys. The Holy Horseshit is getting deep.
rmcdaniel423 8 months ago
Christians are mocked for being ignorant of the material world and the origin of their Iron-Age mythology
RichardLeeWeeks 8 months ago
I think if he were real jesus would love doritos
darthringus 8 months ago
if they actually would do that in real life, i bet ppl would be showing up in church every sunday more often :P
MegaLilchino 8 months ago
That girl is tremendously attractive and correct about this issue! I need to get her number...
Adam27X 8 months ago
Doritos and Pepsi would be a LOT tastier than rotting flesh and curdled blood, which the Catholic church claims that it is.
Besides Bingo, they also have the church rummage sale, and the collection plate, which is nothing more than paying your admission to the weekly show. Music, speeches, and audience participation, it's all there!
The poor downtrodden Christians! Their feelings are so hurt! Boo-hoo!
Impalamark64 9 months ago
Leave it to the religious tard to completely overact to a simply little joke.
Assdafflabaff 9 months ago
Hint, communion is wine and crackers, it's only blood and body in your imagination.
videoguy604 9 months ago
These guys LIKE getting offended, it feeds their "persecution" complex.
videoguy604 9 months ago 5
Can I be shocked and appalled on behalf of every rational thinking being on the earth, at how ignorant and bias the staff at Foxy news are .... For me when some utters the phrase "to quote from God" on a news broadcast, that person somewhat looses the viability of their then upcoming opinions.
SnideCast 10 months ago
Thank God for the Democratic Party
hirothemouse 10 months ago 2
if you think that "transubstantiation" actually happens...you should be made fun of.
UtopiaMinor666 10 months ago
the can you do it to Muslims argument reminds me of when my older brother got in trouble and asked why I wasn't getting in trouble for similar actions, it always sounds so childish to me.
electorg 10 months ago
I used to go to a church with a youth pastor who said that communion could be done with any food and drink. He specifically said you could do it with cheeseburgers and soda.
anyway..
Where does this guy get off saying that people don't complain when Christians get offended? They're well known for getting all huffy and active when ever anyone offends them!
CzarAdam2009 10 months ago
"A-HERP DERP FREEDOM OF SPEECH!"
"Here's my new commercial, set in a church!"
"CROSSED THE LINE, MOTHERFUCKER!"
ShammyShou 10 months ago
Aren't the "communion wafer" manufacturers "money-changers"?
SmallGreenPlanetoid 11 months ago
@SmallGreenPlanetoid no, the money changers were gold and silver bankers of sorts that would make change for people in church so they could pay their dues or what it is called.
They would rip people off making their change or charging high fees simply to break their coins into smaller change so jesus threw them out for taking a cut off his racket called christianity.
rustyscrapper 10 months ago
@rustyscrapper I learned something new today. +1 to intelligence.
SmallGreenPlanetoid 10 months ago
Offended at a doritos commercial but not child molestations. Typical slug.
benmohs1974 11 months ago
Do these assholes ever get tired of acting shocked and appalled on everyone's behalf?
jussts 11 months ago 38
@jussts
Nicely put; thanks.
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@jussts Good call - they should change their slogan from Fair and Balanced to Shocked and Appalled.
bannor99 1 month ago
The eurcharist itself is pretty offensive, disgusting and bizarre, and the zesty flavor of doritos doesn't make it any more palatable.
StLennyBruce 11 months ago
5:36 They're not Cool Ranch, they are actually Nacho Cheese flavor.
taylorbortnerathing 11 months ago
does anything ever have to with anything on Fox news?
JesusEclipse 11 months ago
part of being Christian is getting/having a sence of humour! Come on people get over it. So what if people make fun of our faith, just laugh it off and get a backbone. I found it funy :)
mzcyberbat 11 months ago
They think that crackers and wine are the body of Christ? Another reason I don't watch fox news, they're idiotic.
SebastienCade 11 months ago
A sick, demonic commercial. 1 Cor. 10:16 The cup of blessing which we bless, is it not the communion of the blood of Christ? The bread which we break, is it not the communion of the body of Christ? I Jn 1:7 the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin. Rev. 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood.
stagn41 11 months ago
@stagn41 exorcising my computer now
thanks for the heads up
MegaLibertyPrime 11 months ago
non issue blow me lars
phildirt3 11 months ago
non issue
phildirt3 11 months ago
i thought catholics would like the doritos and pepsi idea... i mean, wouldn't more kids show up so the priests could diddle them???
ehohkay 11 months ago
And comparing yourselves to the standards of radical muslims is not the way to go. We make fun of you because you have the self absorbed theocratic power to remove a commercial.
skydome29 11 months ago
you know if they don't want to be mocked so much, just take off the dunce cap
skydome29 11 months ago
The communion represents eating the body and drinking the blood of Jesus. You are offended that your cannibalistic and vampiristic ceremony has been replaced by actual food?
pgraham28 11 months ago 50
Catholics are NOT Christians.
GingerDemarque 1 year ago
@GingerDemarque
Yes they are... not like it matters. Christianity as a whole is a bunch of bullshit.
NeroJoe83 11 months ago
Now I'm hungry.
SabresGuy5 1 year ago
So what if Catholics are offended by this. Every day at their little Masses they swallow a piece of cracker or bread they call Jesus and then flip out about a Dorito? Maybe if the priests stopped fucking little boys that would bring back more people to their church. And in the DC area they were threatening to cut social services that could help foster children and homeless people, as a protest against gay marriage. Fuck this "church". They should have their tax exempt status removed permanantly
XWWE88 1 year ago
I AM A CATHOLIC. This is whats wrong with the Catholic Chruch. I am in my 11th year of Catholic schooling. I firmly believe in God and Jesus and their teachings, but have some problems with the stiffness of the Church. While there are 37 priests in my region under fire for molesting children, I am being told in school not to see movies like "The Davinci Code" or"The Golden Compass". It seems to me like the Church has bigger fish to fry.
sweets4ever1 1 year ago
They cancelled a christian commercial, and this doesnt offend me, im a christian.
SupremeAmerican 1 year ago
Dear Catholics, Welcome to America, where we have the FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. That means anyone can say anything regardless if you like it or not. As long as the ad does not promote violence against others (which it didn't), then it has every right to be aired on American TV. The laws of your religion have NO business dictating what is and isn't acceptable.
Leslie was right. You can't say anything w/o offending someone these days. Well, I say fuck it. SPEAK YOU MIND, America.
Valrath823 1 year ago
The only thing I'm upset about is the fact that this is covered as serious news. Should have had a 30 second slot at the most saying something along the lines of "What's more appalling? That people still delude themselves enough to validate antiquated superstition or that such idiocy would have any bearing in a commercial ad?"
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Strict Catholics have noooooooo sense of humor and of coarse they would find this offensive because they replaced doritos for the body of christ. Jesus would have thought it was funny though.
kittykatBflat 1 year ago
Catholics have noooooooo sense of humor and of coarse they would find this offensive because they replaced doritos for the body of christ. Jesus would have thought it was funny though.
kittykatBflat 1 year ago
What a bunch of assholes. That woman is right: "You can't do anything that doesn't offend someone today, and it's a shame."
AandR1408 1 year ago
So the catholic man feels that a cool ranch Dorito chip magically turning into the flesh of a magical undead zombie is ridiculous, but when it's a cracker, it's completely normal? too.. much... stupid.
m0destmitch 1 year ago
Does someone believe that the blood of Jesus is made out of water or wine? or that his body is made of bread? this guy is an idiot
brharrii 1 year ago
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so let me get this straight, suggesting out of humor that the catholic church would offer doritos 'n soda to increase attendance is offensive but calling crackers 'n wine "the flesh and blood of christ" is just fine? Hmmm...
MrDRW88 1 year ago
so let me get this straight, suggesting out of humor that the catholic would offer doritos 'n soda to increase attendance is offensive but calling crackers 'n wine "the flesh and blood of christ" is just fine? Hmmm...
MrDRW88 1 year ago
If Catholics wanna stop being mocked by everyone from atheists to fellow Christians maybe they need to concern themselves with their internal church problems (hello child rapists!) and less with getting offended by fucking Frito Lay commercials. Stop making yourselves the butt of every joke. Goddamn idiots.
INatalkaI 1 year ago 3
Seriously? We're getting upset over THIS? Seriously?
MirandaMinerva1 1 year ago
I know people who drink wine all day long and they don't call it the blood of God, they call it a good time...
devo85x 1 year ago
Im catholic and I saw the commerical, IT WAS HILARIOUS. People are so sensitive nowadays.
mytimton 1 year ago
it's funny, damn catholics..........................guess they like the pedifile priests instead, they have no humour
flon57 1 year ago
"I just don't think Doritios goes with Jesus Christ"
lulz
johanna717 1 year ago
wow this video stinks! WOW if they did this to muslums we would have another 9/11 DO CATHOLICS DO ANYTHING!!
johnny2014g 1 year ago
As any informed person knows, it is always open season on the Catholic Church. And so-called "Catholics" like this Marshall woman are the worst of all. They have to justify themselves for falling away from the true Church, instituted by Jesus Christ himself .... so they just HAVE to come up with some anti-Catholic Church zinger. It makes them feel better. What a Big surprise on the day of their death! If this Ad person is a "Cathoic" ... he has no understanding of the Holy Eucharist.
1guysrule 1 year ago
Leslie Marshall should not concern herself about Purgatory. She will definitely go straight to Hell. Why does FOX use her all the time, anyway. Must be just to show the ridiculous stupidity of the Left. Ugh!
19rebel57 1 year ago
"my friend drinks diet pepsi all the time, and she doesn't believe its the blood of christ." Weak as heck argument. People drink wine all the time. Not every time you drink wine is it the blood of Christ. It's not the liquid that makes it the blood of Christ, its the blessings. Some churches use wine, some use grape juice, some use water. Who's to say pepsi can't be used?
GiGiRoxMySox 1 year ago
This is the most disgutsting commercial I have ever seen. The Eucharist is the Body and Blood of Christ. I wouldn't pay for a bag of Doritos or a Pepsi ever again.
ReadMeReadYou 1 year ago
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@ReadMeReadYou
"This is the most disgutsting commercial I have ever seen. The Eucharist is the Body and Blood of Christ. I wouldn't pay for a bag of Doritos or a Pepsi ever again."
You're being sarcastic right?
Nytephyre 11 months ago
Why did Muslims get into this, I mean it seemed like a reach. Also, so what about this super bowel ad, so many material out there seems to mock the Catholic Church its actually really. What about all the Haters on the Pope for this Fashion Sense, Child molestation scandals, Depiction of violence in action films with shootings in the church, so many things to reach for in overall Christian society.
Ryukikon 1 year ago
It wasn't Cool Ranch it was Nacho!
GSPatton89 1 year ago
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Like Howard Stern's say is Live Radio Show that Commercial is Sucks.......
georgelewis 1 year ago
and this is worth talking about why?
scalliwags5 1 year ago
@scalliwags5 You put a Question Mark on the end of your sentence---so you must find worth to talk about it----besides there isnt anything else to do--if there was we wouldnt be on here
margy457 1 year ago
god i fuckin hate muslims too
proTanagonist 1 year ago
this is hilarious. im catholic. and church sucks. and they SHOULD serve doritoes,
proTanagonist 1 year ago
@proTanagonist Just because you're born into the catholic church and go to it, doesn't mean that you are one by heart. Or your church really stinks and you need to go to a Reformed Church or something.
her12359 1 year ago
@her12359 or your sense of humor uh "really stinks"
proTanagonist 1 year ago
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her12359 1 year ago
@proTanagonist I wasn't joking.
her12359 1 year ago
booo down with the fcc and and the sad little butthurt christians. besides catholics were trying to get money from thier followers for years. shame on you hypocrites
btuard 1 year ago
Who the fuck cares. There are worse problems in the world. These people have no lives.
googlewackk 1 year ago
It is merely tasteless
skippygirl123 1 year ago
@skippygirl123 Doritos are far from tasteless
margy457 1 year ago
Yep I can see how offensive that is. My girlfriend is Catholic and she was super ofended, I asked her why and she said " Because Doritos suck everyone knows our people love Cheetoes"
KingRetro1985 1 year ago
oh come on, it was all in good fun. people freak out over the smallest things.
domintor3 1 year ago
DIet Pepsi is NOT the Blood of Christ..
Diet Pepsi Has no Calories and the blood of Christ Has
mrgoldfist89 1 year ago
@altosaxon....The Wind? Can you see it?
No you can't, but you can see the affects of the wind. You can see it blowing through the leaves, or your hair on a windy day.
God is kinda like the wind. You can't see Him, but you can see the affects of Him. The fact that their IS NOT one prophecy in the Bible that has not come true should be proof enough. I think it's like 1,500 and counting. What are the odds of that happening? Like one in a billion.
Even Darwin rejected his own theory and acknowl
dre7375 1 year ago
@dre7375 "NOT one prophecy in the Bible that has not come true." So the rapture already happened and you were left behind? God, must really hate you.
1337rofflecopters 1 year ago
I am Christain and have been my whole life. Although this was border-line offensive (in my opinion) I still laugh about it. I personally thought it was funny and that it was meant only as a simple joke. Some people should relax and learn how to enjoy instead of judge.
Rebedeb1a1walkin 1 year ago
@Rebedeb1a1walkin Thats because your Christian and they are different then Catholics by Far--so if your not Catholic the ad will give you a giggle or two
margy457 1 year ago
How long will people still take seriously the idea that it should be prohibited to satire / mock a belief system?
AR333 1 year ago
God must have a sense of humor he gave us the Democrat Party (crickets chirping...) 0.0
Subject2ChangeAJG 1 year ago
Haha I'm Protestant and I love when they do this to Catholics!
Subject2ChangeAJG 1 year ago
So this is why my church doesnt have doritos and pepsi in the cafe! The meaning of life now makes sense to me. :)
iweywrt 1 year ago
I am a methodist, and I do not find this, and i doubt my religion finds it offensive. I am very open to different opinions and this joke, is NOT offensive to my chuch. We see our god as very leanient and loving, not one who is strict as hell and can't take a joke. Catholics have crossed the line.
666thedevil1 1 year ago
But the body of Christ _is_, in fact, Cool Ranch Doritos.
Nephatrine 1 year ago
Just another reason why religion is fucking stupid...
TheDevDizzle 1 year ago
“We sit by and watch the Barbarian, we tolerate him; in the long stretches of peace we are not afraid. We are tickled by his irreverence, his comic inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creeds refreshes us; we laugh. But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond; and on those faces there is no smile.” Hillaire Belloc
COUPLEPRAYER 1 year ago
"I have a friend, Rebecca who drinks diet pepsi all day long ... she doesn't believe that diet pepsi is jesus's blood." When I drink wine, I don't think it is Jesus's blood though that is exactly what his argument is saying. Also, the building in which church goers meet is not equivalent to the temple that Jesus threw the money changers out of. This building is not a temple or the house of god. Maybe people who want to make christian arguments on TV ought to read their bibles.
sententioetexcrucior 1 year ago
" I have a friend, Rebecca who drinks diet pepsi all day long ... she doesn't believe that diet pepsi is jesus's blood"
Wow. the standard of discourse on american TV is high isn't it?
f0b0m 1 year ago
lol the ad is awesome! i didnt expect it to be THAT good.
Blackerer 1 year ago
So making the body of christ into baked corn tortilla, instead of a wafer is insulting? It's symbolism in the first place, so what does it matter what you substitute it with?
1heersond 1 year ago
Now i know why people say that blonds are stupid, that chick is blond and way, way stupid.
lightprogrammer 1 year ago
There is no respect for christians. Talk about Mohammed in your stupid commercials and see what happens. What do Doritos have to do with God! If you want to sell a product how does offensive and mocking advertisement help your business.
nogerdsurg 1 year ago
@nogerdsurg I AGREE
snakeydude321 1 year ago
i am not a violent human being.
i am kind to others.
i try to be respectful.
i believe in womans rights.
so........
why do i want to punch megan in the cunt?
JESUStheATHEIST1 1 year ago
This ad is neither offensive or funny...
Sirstingray 1 year ago 15
@Sirstingray you're not a catholic, right? i can see my family (a bunch of catholics), were horrified, which of itself i thought was really funny. aside from the fact that i'd go to church for free doritos, and i'm an atheist.
iconografer 1 year ago
@Sirstingray
You must not be an ex-Catholic then. When I was Catholic I would have found this offensive... now I find it very funny.
NeroJoe83 11 months ago
I'd go to Church everyday if I could eat a Dorito instead of those shit-tasting crackers they have. Seriously, that's what God tastes like? Shit? Come on. God should taste like a Dorito.
OhManTFE 1 year ago 18
I'm Catholic and even I laughed. It's an ad. It's in good fun.
ronoc9 1 year ago
guess what dumbass, bread is not jesus and neither is wine.
johnnypeps 1 year ago 2
I know a lot of people who drink wine on a regular basis and don't think it's the blood of christ. Just about every home has bread in it and everyone eats that almost everyday and don't think it's the body of christ. I know alot of alcoholics in fact that have destroyed their lives because of the blood of christ lol. If I was christ I know I would have made my body taste super cheesy but my blood would be coke cause pepsi tastes like shit.
guyverdio 1 year ago
okay guys lets be reasonable.
Should the commercial air? No
Can it air? Yes
Im not conceding that religious concepts are immune to satire and comedy.
Just that Transubstantiation means that you accept Christ as your savior by accepting the eucharist. That's something central to Christian doctrine. You are literally replacing Christ w a dorito.
im an atheist, who would like to have a world w the least amount of harm in it.
ialvarez357 1 year ago
All churches is about money!!! church people are so fake of all kinds, they all follow a holy book, but do the opposite.
coquiangel 1 year ago
Just so everyone knows, the non-practicing lady on the left doesn't really know Catholic doctrine very well. It would be prudent to take what she says with a grain of salt.
Faustina87 1 year ago
Lol, come on people get over it! it is just a joke! why does people gets so work out in shit like this? Come one Chill out! thats why this world is like this full of fights because people gets so work out! :)
meccel 1 year ago
I don't understand why Christians would be against this ad because it's making a comment about modern society that is pro-Christianity. It's saying, "People don't go to church enough because they would rather be gluttonous and sit at home eating Doritos." It's basically criticizing modern society for not being religious enough.
These people are retarded to not see that.
zippythewildone 1 year ago
Pepsi is not the blood of Jesus, but neither is wine. It is a METAPHOR for body and blood. People need to take themselves less seriously. I am a Christian, though not Catholic. This was hilarious!
sportyfemme64 1 year ago
Of course its perfectly fine for communion wafers to be manufactured by church backed companies, and they're only proclaiming its sacrilegious as to keep out the idea that the wafers and wine REPRESENT the body of christ and that ANYTHING COULD. That was the point about the wine and water, it was an EXAMPLE. They just don't want another [non religious] company moving in and making money where they do.
ricomanera 1 year ago
AVGN!
scriminamp 1 year ago
Christians: Take stick and pull out of Ass.
EmberFaust 1 year ago
"Because we're the majority group in this country" No, it's because when Muslims get offended they blow shit up and kill people like the savage, cave dwelling, Tusken Raider look-a-likes that they are.
Boneyards1989 1 year ago
This could have ended a lot easier if one of them had just said
IT'S A JOKE!
Learn to laugh for chrissake
DJBludLust 1 year ago
They are offended because Jesus doesn't taste like cheese. Jesus tastes like card board box.
JaMoond 1 year ago
WHen she said hell was invented i was like... OH SNAP!
ChuriAMVids 1 year ago
I always thought it was funny that Jesus's blood was wine and his body was bread last time I checked they were food and drink I am wrong though because the bible says it is.
steve122333444455555 1 year ago
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE DORITOS. Dont give a damn about the Catholic Church~ or any other church!
roydk06 1 year ago
i bet jesus likes Doritos
Saarahry 1 year ago
I want some Doritos!
912TruG 1 year ago
"And to quote Jesus Christ" lol
danmorrison36 1 year ago
This kind of advertising is just the same extortion tactic that your priest will use on a Sunday morning to get you to cough up into the collection plate. People buy into the idea of god, as idiotic as it is to do so, people love it.
PonderBomb 1 year ago
Catholics are more offended by a Doritos commercial than by priests raping children.
1337rofflecopters 1 year ago 89
@1337rofflecopters - That makes no sense. You'll have to explain. Is every Christian/Catholic preacher/priest a child molester?
Dan00bindahouse 1 year ago
@Dan00bindahouse You're more offended by me stereotyping priests than you are by priests raping boys.
1337rofflecopters 1 year ago
@1337rofflecopters saying OMG is bad to say but Doritos? blasphemy! lol they need to get over it. plus theys kind of sick, drinking blood is ok but not pepsi.
LpJunior537 1 year ago
@1337rofflecopters
Well said.
AllStarKase 1 year ago
@1337rofflecopters A we were offended and less than 2% of priests were guilty of this horrendous act and sin. What about the other 98% priests who are fulfilling their religious vocation. This commercial is sacrilegious because it demeans the Eucharist. Catholics believe when properly consecrated becomes the actual living Body Of Christ. We believe Christ is Truly Physically Present. We call it the TRUE PRESENCE. Christ is there Body , Blood Should and Divinity. Please don't mock GOD!
catholics4unity 1 year ago
@catholics4unity Yahweh has farty pants!
1337rofflecopters 1 year ago
@catholics4unity Y'know, not to be antagonistic, but believing the consecrated eucharistic becomes the actual living Body of Christ isn't something you should be touting when trying to appeal to reason. Processed wheat products (or whatever grain makes up your specific variety) do not spontaneously become 2000 year old manflesh. After being blessed, it does not taste any different, nor is there any chemical difference. This is coming from an ex-Catholic, by the way.
DoesntEvenMatter 1 year ago
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@catholics4unity Y'know, not to be antagonistic, but believing the consecrated eucharistic becomes the actual living Body of Christ isn't something you should be touting when trying to appeal to reason. Processed wheat products (or whatever grain makes up your specific variety) do not spontaneously become 2000 year old manflesh. After being blessed, it does not taste any different, nor is there any chemical difference. This is coming from an ex-Catholic, by the way.
DoesntEvenMatter 1 year ago
Oh well, poor souls. I pitty all the earthworms on this earth.
Berjer100 1 year ago