Army guy and and Air Force dude are taking a piss at the same time. When they are done the Army dude goes to wash his hands and the Air Force dude heads for the door. The Army dude stops him and say's, "hey, in the Army they teach us to wash our hands after we piss". Air Force dude looks at him and say's, "Oh yeah, in the Air Force they teach us not to piss on ourselves..."
i do before AND after, but it's not about your cock being dirty or clean, but more about the nasty ass urinal handle you use to flush...but i guess that depends on if you flush it or not
@2fast4u510 Hey I thought your mom ground you from the computer after that ordeal with the coat videos you uploaded to loveyourpet website She must be down at the truck stop turning tricks again, you best get off the computer before your dad gets back to the trailer park and beats your ass.
@Whitelinefilms you need to shut the fuck up talkin about my mom cuz my mom would beat the shit out of you so you should know who your talking to before you get your ass beat.and trailer park?you live in a trailer park i bet you stole the damn copmuter so you need to shut the fuck up
@nubbybongwater Urine is actually sterile when it comes out. Myself, I don't piss on my hands. Nubby, get a sense of humor, I thought pot makes people laugh.
Very funny video! Lots of misconceptions but that's what makes it funny. You always touch your dick even if it's to put it back ;) and I wouldn't want to hand shake with you, although you're right about sometimes (also) washing your hands before. btw, my ass is clean too, so I don't need to wash my hands after I poo lmao
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
Yea, It's not too hard to see your point if you have ever been to a Pilot travel centre, I guarantee my cock is cleaner than anything in there and yes, I would use it to stir my coffee if I could drink the stuff anymore. KIU
Yep, Before... in fact I even stir my BLACK coffee with my dick. Hell it's cold right now. I always need a little warm up before I go back to the truck and slap it around and I don't even close my curtains.
Yeah , She thinks I leave pecker tracks everywhere I go. She asked ? why do I cut each of my viagra pills into 4 pieces. I keep telling her i need .... IT..... to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes. Anything else you need to know? ahaahaha
I'm watching all of your videos. You have some goody's here.. I'm just trying to get started with my stuff on the boob, I mean tube! I'm a gutterball.
Actually if your penis is small, it should slip out easily instead falling out easily, because if your penis is huge, you should have to grab it and pull it out seeing its so long, but if your penis is small it should flop out no problem. So maybe you have a small penis, and for that guy who was staring at you. Hes just gay, I wouldn't get my ego thinking he was upset about your dick, only gay people look at other dicks. I would never look at someones dick while pissing.
Yo steve man wats up, I watched this video and I got to tell you that I don't wash my hands after a piss man. My Johnson falls out too man why even wash when you dont even touch the fricken thing those clean pricks. take care man
When thier watching I don't wash my hands, rub my ass, sneeze, pick my nose then go get coffee... But I'd wash my hands before if need be cause you never know whatcha might get!
uh...ok. i'll be honest here steve. i'm not rocket scientist but i think there must be all kinds of hazardous particals (invisible to the naked eye) bouncing off the walls and even the base of that urinal everytime we visit and if your hands were any close, they would definitely be exposed to all that.
The hell with using a rest room you should just save some empty coffee cups pull over and piss in one of them then you wont have that problem with people gettin pissed at you for not washing your hands lol
Damn you done figured it out. . . How do you find the time to think so deeply about my dick when your busy arguing with you mom about who's turn is next on the computer?
this is the Bomb dude,your f...ng a right,never thought about it that way,but now im deppressed ...depressed cuz i gues im a little weenie mother f$%^er.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dude when my sister used to work at pizza hut(years ago) she used to tell me horror stories of her going to clean the girls washroom all the time and when she would get in there, there would be like shit smeard all over the walls. Ive started questioning the cleanliness of girls washrooms lately and im still hearing the same thing. Hopefully the girls wash their hands after all that shitsmearing cause thats just dirty. I have to agree with you though that theres really no point.
Hmm.. Well, I had a bunch of Jalapeño juice on my hands once, and I KNOW that I needed to wash them before... Whoo. you think the Pee Pee Dance makes you move... Wait till you get that hot pepper juice on them... - But, no, Wash your hands before and after to keep the holy wand kleen you dirty, dirty man... :P
wash before going if you work a dirty ass job to keep it clean and if its messy then wash hands after, then go and shake someones hand if you didnt wash after you piss or shit :)
Not wrong man fucken hevy use of soap breeds super bug so I SAY FUCK WASHING except after taking a shit man i fucken have to wash after that little emotional process. TRUCKER WILLMOUBO OUT later donkey dick
Ummm.... interesting to say the least! I am now a bit concerned lol! Always was your hand weither or not you hold it. Just for the simple fact that throughout the day your hands collect bacterial... you know what mom always says right or is it the doctor the less germs and bacterial the less of a chance for colds and infections. However just so you know I always wash my hands after and never touch the taps or the door handle bathrooms are nasty!
I have to say Steve, you got a point, makes sense to wash the hands before you hold the dick to piss. My problem is this, I have to wash my dick after i piss due to the fact that it falls in the water when i piss.
Hey looking good Steve.. Looks like the 'cold weather' and 'medicine' is serving you well..
Good stuff Dude..! I drank Jäger last week, and it helped to clear out a couple of the evil 'X-mas' ghosts of past.. 600ml's equalled 24hrs of sleep for me.. *[sic]
As a matter of fact most the people you watch here online are all young little boys, could it be? Hmmm, you might want to be careful with your list being public. Their are groups here online who look for and destroy Pedophiles.
I checked out who you are subscribed to, and you want to tell me to grow up? Fluffetalks, williamsled and host of others that are immature content creators. And you trash me? Do you watch fluffe, he got his style from me, bitch!
And in closing your videos are fucking boring, good day!
Oh and another thing, maybe you should watch some of my other content before you blast me like you have. I make a lot of different content, I know this is extreme, most of my other work is deep!
You know some people would call you a "PIG" for dating a boy who is 23 and your 50 and old enough to be his dad. Not complaining, just saying!
if u put your hands on the wall while your pissin, the u should wash ur hands. if you piss on your hands then they're already clean since urine is sterile, u saved money and reduced water consumption... thanx for going green...
As Allways stevo olll FSMLZ ceez wats going on here. Stuck in an Ice hut in a blizzard , you got some YAYGERRRRR!! all up in ya and went out of your fuking mind. Its cool bra, was a hell of a rant tho!! All the GREAT shit you have posted gives you a pass on a drunkin rant in my book. You ROCK ON DRIVER!!!
when was the last time you heard sum guy got sick off of daves dick germs ?? i sure as fuck havent ! lol haha ! or someone stuck their BALLS in someones coffee and got sick that way ! i know i havent heard of it ! lol hahaha hand banana strikes again !
No doubt. When I was wrenching on Dodges I noticed the salesmen washed their hands after they pissed, us line techs washed our hands before we pissed.
Didn't have to weld anything today...it's raining, nothing to contaminate the dingding with...LOL. But if I entertain an Angel I'll have to wash the dingding after to keep my hands clean!!!
My chances of scoring out of the blue would take an act of GOD...therefore if got lucky & it would take an act of GOD...she'd have to be an angel...however, if I have to pay for it/her, she/it (probably) wouldn'nt...couldn't be an "Angel...LOL.
Don't know how to answer that one Stevie...but if Chris Angel showed up trying to play with my dingding, the resulting mess would be classified in court as innocent by reason of insanity. Sucker can't look pretty even with an act of GOD!!!!LOL...
Where did you put the piss you took as you said most guys leave piss when at the toilet. Also you are such a dirt bag you don't need to touch yourself to be contaminating everything you touch. Brush your teeth before anymore rot as well.
Friggin nuts man gotta love the vid.. I spose you can look at the guy an say well I dont have to wash cuz unlike somebody I dont piss all over myself... Happy new year.
OMG LOL! Well, I've always said that there are more germs on a sink handle than your winkey! Might not be wise to wash ehh Steve? *grin*
PS; Who knows where the Fu@#! the person before you has had his hands! Ugh! Also, A little salt on the fingers adds flavor to your next meal!,....Ehh? *knudge,wink,grin*
There's a movie here that the main char says something like that: "I wash them BEFORE touching it, you know how many microbian-virus wander around to just touch it without washing first?."
ok, so gotta say i like all your videos but the thing i dont get is, you say your dicks so big you don't have to hold it when you piss but you said you dont touch...if it's so big how do you get it back in your pants without touching it?
Gotcha. Just the mini blog right? I started mine over at Blogspot. Look at my profile page here for the link. It won't let me post it here :( Boo Hoo :)
Crazy with a twist thare Trucker, however, I do wash afterward to set a good example to other folks as well, there wouldn't be a case of door nobeeze if everyone washed With soap after using the restroom, I'm glad to see some places putting the instructions up on the wall in both languages
Right on brother steve. Truckers especially should wash BEFORE as many are handling chemicals/grease/petroleum products etc and with the "high bloodflow" in that region are more quickly absorbed into body! Why wash after tho and then touch door handle dirtied by some cake layer that didnt wash??? There sure as hell aint no handwash at roadside! There was an amusing debate in our media here over womens handbags (purse). They touch floors in restroom etc then end up on dinner table! B ur nxt vid!!
that's a myth that you need to wash your hands after you leak. i only wash mine if i get shit on them, and that rarely happens more than twice a week.
anyways why do i have to watch that gay guy for 3 minutes until the image of the girls flashes its not even chicks the guy posted a picture of a girls ass sink for some reason
Eeeeww! You've got Pee Pee hands!!! All that sweat from driving all day!!! Eeeeeeww!!! I have have to lift my rooster just to get above the toilet rim!!! So I definately wash my hands after going!!!!....... Nahhhh... Mine is tiny!! Like a small Acorn that falls prematurely from a tree! LOL!!!
I think it's more that you are likely to have stuff on your hands from other people that touch their dicks and touch the door, the sink, etc. The sink...lol. Germs are everywhere, but where do you get the answer on this? I've had that clean piss feeling no hands wash feeling sure, lol. I think everyone has. I sometimes wonder why we can't just piss outside somewhere where it's safer for us. The stuff on the door kills more than piss hands.
usually a quick rinse after pissin, but now you got me double thinkin myself. maybe before is the better route! My dick dont touch door knobs and shake germy, sneeze filled paws' fuckin hands!
Just wash the dingding, and yer hands don't have to worry...LOL. I watch what gets on my dingding, don't know what kinda contaminants I'm dealing with when welding refuse trucks or pig pens...keep the pecker pure...halleujah!!! Never know if I'll entertaining an Angel...LMAO WIDE!!!!!!!!
Gee, i wonder how many idiots could screw in a lightbulb? None, because stoners and dumbasses do not know what a lightbulb is.
widowmaker7291 2 months ago
Army guy and and Air Force dude are taking a piss at the same time. When they are done the Army dude goes to wash his hands and the Air Force dude heads for the door. The Army dude stops him and say's, "hey, in the Army they teach us to wash our hands after we piss". Air Force dude looks at him and say's, "Oh yeah, in the Air Force they teach us not to piss on ourselves..."
takenpictures 9 months ago
man i agree 100% u shouldnt have to really touch ur dick but if ur a little pussy then yes but no i dont wash either
And man u make me laugh my FKING ass off Keep um coming and ur trucking vids r awesome to man
AMDGamer101 1 year ago
Sometimes it drips on my balls but it's ok I just pick em up and throw em aside and keep in keepin on lol jk
DrWexxler 1 year ago
hell I dont make it past shootin on the zipper!
diesel118 1 year ago
i do before AND after, but it's not about your cock being dirty or clean, but more about the nasty ass urinal handle you use to flush...but i guess that depends on if you flush it or not
bikerkidjoe 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Ok you do make a good point. Idk about that? No offince but this video is kinda desturbing, but its your video and thats my opinion.
kaleykall 1 year ago
Ok you do make a good point. Idk about that? No offince but this video is kinda desturbing, but its your video and thats my opinion.
kaleykall 1 year ago
we dont need to know how clean your dick is or how big it is and its called being sanitery you hobo
2fast4u510 1 year ago
@2fast4u510 Hey I thought your mom ground you from the computer after that ordeal with the coat videos you uploaded to loveyourpet website She must be down at the truck stop turning tricks again, you best get off the computer before your dad gets back to the trailer park and beats your ass.
Whitelinefilms 1 year ago
@Whitelinefilms you need to shut the fuck up talkin about my mom cuz my mom would beat the shit out of you so you should know who your talking to before you get your ass beat.and trailer park?you live in a trailer park i bet you stole the damn copmuter so you need to shut the fuck up
2fast4u510 1 year ago
i pee on my balls, i have to wash my balls
JamesManimal 2 years ago
(crying) yes.yes. i have a baby dick..lol.. trucker steve is awsome..
tony21fla 2 years ago
hahahaha!wtf is that smell???!!!!5* from me:-)
andrzejtrucker 2 years ago
haha i wash my hands before i piss. its just logical
MonteCarlo350i 2 years ago
I hold my dick cuz if I dont it sprays like an unmanned fire hose! Dont kid yourself little boy! just cuz it points down, don't make it big!
mystinkypants 2 years ago
What a knob! It should dawn on
him that his urine is full of bacteria and viruses.
nubbybongwater 2 years ago
@nubbybongwater hard to take a comment serious with a user name like that? Are you fucking kidding me STONER?
Whitelinefilms 1 year ago
@Whitelinefilms thats funny shit !
flipptom 1 year ago
@nubbybongwater Urine is actually sterile when it comes out. Myself, I don't piss on my hands. Nubby, get a sense of humor, I thought pot makes people laugh.
Alastair6 1 year ago
THIS SHYT IS HALLARIOUS!!!
kausinghavok 2 years ago
omg everytime i watch this video I'm lmao
girlcybill 2 years ago
lmao
girlcybill 2 years ago
damn right!!! u must have a dirty cock if u gotta wash after pissin
racecarman85 2 years ago
I love to finger my ass before I get some java at the local ghandi mart
massivebids 2 years ago
I think he was worried that you were playing with your baldknob before you hit the head!!!
chevylover9340 2 years ago
Yeah but your fat steve =P much love!
thirdlife911 2 years ago
LOL funny shit made me laugh!
Whitelinefilms 2 years ago
It sucks when you get all piss consicius.
joslone 2 years ago
Wash you hands with your piss and both sides win!!
jerrod1982 2 years ago
ROGLMFAO!!! Dude! I think I just pissed myself laughing! That was AWESOME!!! Wait, should I wash my hands now?
mongo5888 2 years ago
loool
ilovemyhaters69 2 years ago
I like your user name I like my haters too! LOL
Whitelinefilms 2 years ago
man u shud start ur own show.. fucking amazing
vanmaarwijk 2 years ago 2
Wow, I do not know how to answer that, I thought the video was about weird sinks. You do look kinda homeless.
RJL738 2 years ago
Fuckn Rocks like they all do my baw!!!
JMMOE2279 2 years ago
stop talkin' about "your" cock! now, Spit it out, I aint yours.
i811st 2 years ago
ZOMBIE ATTACK!!
ChinStrappedAfro 2 years ago
sometimes i piss on my hands. yes both it takes both bitch! and i still dont wash.
bishopmf22 2 years ago
Comment removed
thebigrigtrucker 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
ha this guy has a tiny cock because he doesnt realide u have to touch it to get it back into ur pants what a retard
now whos the pee wee
sneekybeaver 2 years ago
your crazy as phuck!
USARoadHammer 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
You're a dickhead.
shoein81 2 years ago
Very funny video! Lots of misconceptions but that's what makes it funny. You always touch your dick even if it's to put it back ;) and I wouldn't want to hand shake with you, although you're right about sometimes (also) washing your hands before. btw, my ass is clean too, so I don't need to wash my hands after I poo lmao
euheide 2 years ago
OHHH...OMG!!! I really had fun with this vidoe!!! well I wash before and agter!!!! thank you for asking steve!! stay safe where ever you are
RO1146 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Yea, It's not too hard to see your point if you have ever been to a Pilot travel centre, I guarantee my cock is cleaner than anything in there and yes, I would use it to stir my coffee if I could drink the stuff anymore. KIU
lubemnky 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
CNN Just Reported That ALL Truckers In USA Are Serial Killers And FBI Watching You All...HUH?
RUSH1200 2 years ago
dude you are so retarded what is your point other than being a pest ?
Syntax999 2 years ago
hey man that aint no shit should was before you touch it
navycm 3 years ago
Your way is right, I know i dont have a problem with a dirty cock.
18Wheelerproductions 3 years ago
Yep, Before... in fact I even stir my BLACK coffee with my dick. Hell it's cold right now. I always need a little warm up before I go back to the truck and slap it around and I don't even close my curtains.
ricktor13 3 years ago
Steve mo,
I touched my dick once. Now I touch it all the time. Why?
BadAssTruck 3 years ago
@ badasstruck cause your girlfriend says your a womanizer. duh
ZoeToots 3 years ago
Yeah , She thinks I leave pecker tracks everywhere I go. She asked ? why do I cut each of my viagra pills into 4 pieces. I keep telling her i need .... IT..... to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes. Anything else you need to know? ahaahaha
and all you mo foes crack me up..
BadAssTruck 3 years ago
Nope...I'm good, thanks. I just saw you faved this video so I clicked on it to watch Trucker Steve be, Trucker Steve and I saw your comment. ; )
ZoeToots 3 years ago
I'm watching all of your videos. You have some goody's here.. I'm just trying to get started with my stuff on the boob, I mean tube! I'm a gutterball.
BadAssTruck 3 years ago
What a moron!!
AAWXXDD 3 years ago
good point
wasupchristo 3 years ago
George Carlin said it best. If you feel the need to wash your hands after touching your dick - shouldnt you be washing your dick instead?
caterpillarnut 3 years ago
hehe funny shit:P
tjadd3n 3 years ago
before not after. beside my mother show me not to piss on my ands lol.lol.
JMDD46 3 years ago
=D interesting thinkin' XD
celcer1 3 years ago
funny as fuck am pissin my self laughing!!!!!!!!
valtradrivern111 3 years ago
Holy Fuck are you funny dude!
lmfao!
5*,..... Subbed,.... and Friend invited.
NHranchOrelaxO 3 years ago
i dont wash my hands..i lick them hahahaha your funny as hell man your the only thing thats keepin me sane while im in college hahaha
Mrcopenhagen1 3 years ago
Actually if your penis is small, it should slip out easily instead falling out easily, because if your penis is huge, you should have to grab it and pull it out seeing its so long, but if your penis is small it should flop out no problem. So maybe you have a small penis, and for that guy who was staring at you. Hes just gay, I wouldn't get my ego thinking he was upset about your dick, only gay people look at other dicks. I would never look at someones dick while pissing.
Dannyraynumba1 3 years ago 7
lame, lame, lame. You are a waste of society.
tiredmom101 3 years ago
Comment removed
ZoeToots 3 years ago
very funny! loved it
devan0508 3 years ago
Yo steve man wats up, I watched this video and I got to tell you that I don't wash my hands after a piss man. My Johnson falls out too man why even wash when you dont even touch the fricken thing those clean pricks. take care man
Acer2934 3 years ago
When thier watching I don't wash my hands, rub my ass, sneeze, pick my nose then go get coffee... But I'd wash my hands before if need be cause you never know whatcha might get!
darkharmonics 3 years ago
I try to piss on my hands if at all possible. my dicks so small when i piss it runs down my balls.
scumbubbles1 3 years ago
Das animale
Magua5555 3 years ago
uh...ok. i'll be honest here steve. i'm not rocket scientist but i think there must be all kinds of hazardous particals (invisible to the naked eye) bouncing off the walls and even the base of that urinal everytime we visit and if your hands were any close, they would definitely be exposed to all that.
hanvwj 3 years ago
I balance it on my undes, then throw it back in, zip and go. Mother fucking nuns cunt.
partyrow 3 years ago
The hell with using a rest room you should just save some empty coffee cups pull over and piss in one of them then you wont have that problem with people gettin pissed at you for not washing your hands lol
CascadiaTrucker 3 years ago
I really bet that guy's face was really ugly.
liuton2005 3 years ago
LMAO..i couldn't frigin stop laughing. That was so hilarious. I just dont know what to say.. LOL. too funny.
unique0084 3 years ago
You are so wrong Steve in so many ways man. Keep 'em coming. Love your stuff.
jakesmomlisa 3 years ago
Shit Dude!!! Ok man it falls out! And you never touch it? OK how do you get it back in LOL
searchwiser 3 years ago
his so called dick is a choped lil stump so dont have to put it back he just cracks the zipper squirts and zips thats his way to vent about no dick
Jarrked 3 years ago
Damn you done figured it out. . . How do you find the time to think so deeply about my dick when your busy arguing with you mom about who's turn is next on the computer?
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
5 stars.
I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my middle leg
you're right about that dude you stole my line I always say "I wash my hands before"
But lately I've been washing my hands before AND after ever since I ass fucked that girl in Las Vegas.
jendeh32 3 years ago
this is the Bomb dude,your f...ng a right,never thought about it that way,but now im deppressed ...depressed cuz i gues im a little weenie mother f$%^er.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KW19791 3 years ago
i've never pissed on my hands. u might want to wash your leg though!
freightrelocator 3 years ago
You got two monthlies!
Honors for this video (2)
#52 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Travel & Events
#80 - Most Responded (This Month) - Travel & Events
ZoeToots 3 years ago
Dude when my sister used to work at pizza hut(years ago) she used to tell me horror stories of her going to clean the girls washroom all the time and when she would get in there, there would be like shit smeard all over the walls. Ive started questioning the cleanliness of girls washrooms lately and im still hearing the same thing. Hopefully the girls wash their hands after all that shitsmearing cause thats just dirty. I have to agree with you though that theres really no point.
filthnotfaith1 3 years ago
Hmm.. Well, I had a bunch of Jalapeño juice on my hands once, and I KNOW that I needed to wash them before... Whoo. you think the Pee Pee Dance makes you move... Wait till you get that hot pepper juice on them... - But, no, Wash your hands before and after to keep the holy wand kleen you dirty, dirty man... :P
"You Ain't Doing it Right!"
See ya in the funny peppers....
RandyNose 3 years ago
at least 'mine is...' LOLOLOLOCOPTERZ!!!!11!
Mace713 3 years ago
LMFAO, 5/5 man.
T3hBh0wnz0r 3 years ago
I havent washed my hands since 1996...
(lol)
texolot 3 years ago
Helps the buggers taste better?
gdiesels 3 years ago
Oh yeah, I wash bfore if I been picking Hawaiian chilipeppers...don't want to burn the dingding...
Weldaz1 3 years ago
What a Retard
bikerut 3 years ago
what a cunt
bkarsen 3 years ago
lmao thats soo true
my cocks clean why do i wash my hands after makes no sense anymore.
ben12342666 3 years ago
haha funny shit
if you dont touch shit theres no need to wash shit 5 stars
GreenTea54 3 years ago
wash before going if you work a dirty ass job to keep it clean and if its messy then wash hands after, then go and shake someones hand if you didnt wash after you piss or shit :)
redneckdude426 3 years ago
Dude you should wear a Yankees hat and a DC t-shirt so you look exactly like Fred Durst.
thecoolmex 3 years ago
Not wrong man fucken hevy use of soap breeds super bug so I SAY FUCK WASHING except after taking a shit man i fucken have to wash after that little emotional process. TRUCKER WILLMOUBO OUT later donkey dick
williamleas 3 years ago
Ummm.... interesting to say the least! I am now a bit concerned lol! Always was your hand weither or not you hold it. Just for the simple fact that throughout the day your hands collect bacterial... you know what mom always says right or is it the doctor the less germs and bacterial the less of a chance for colds and infections. However just so you know I always wash my hands after and never touch the taps or the door handle bathrooms are nasty!
RandomChicks08 3 years ago
i sure as shit dont wash my hands who does
filtertime 3 years ago
I have to say Steve, you got a point, makes sense to wash the hands before you hold the dick to piss. My problem is this, I have to wash my dick after i piss due to the fact that it falls in the water when i piss.
MIKEL0352 3 years ago
Hey looking good Steve.. Looks like the 'cold weather' and 'medicine' is serving you well..
Good stuff Dude..! I drank Jäger last week, and it helped to clear out a couple of the evil 'X-mas' ghosts of past.. 600ml's equalled 24hrs of sleep for me.. *[sic]
Mace713 3 years ago
wash your hands!
7mitch7mitch7 3 years ago
damn - what a question.
another one: do you step out of the shower to p|ss? crayzee...hand me over that jägermeister! lets wash the liver. skål.
ferkulat 3 years ago
Whatever, dude. Piss on your hands some more. Waste of time.
shawnnh58 3 years ago
As a matter of fact most the people you watch here online are all young little boys, could it be? Hmmm, you might want to be careful with your list being public. Their are groups here online who look for and destroy Pedophiles.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Grow the heck up and wash your hands, pig boy.
shawnnh58 3 years ago
You want to insult me, turn around is fair play.
I checked out who you are subscribed to, and you want to tell me to grow up? Fluffetalks, williamsled and host of others that are immature content creators. And you trash me? Do you watch fluffe, he got his style from me, bitch!
And in closing your videos are fucking boring, good day!
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Oh and another thing, maybe you should watch some of my other content before you blast me like you have. I make a lot of different content, I know this is extreme, most of my other work is deep!
You know some people would call you a "PIG" for dating a boy who is 23 and your 50 and old enough to be his dad. Not complaining, just saying!
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
FAT BASTARD IS WATCHING
gdiesels 3 years ago
if u put your hands on the wall while your pissin, the u should wash ur hands. if you piss on your hands then they're already clean since urine is sterile, u saved money and reduced water consumption... thanx for going green...
khubilai206 3 years ago
Piss conscious rofl
ShavenHeadz 3 years ago
As Allways stevo olll FSMLZ ceez wats going on here. Stuck in an Ice hut in a blizzard , you got some YAYGERRRRR!! all up in ya and went out of your fuking mind. Its cool bra, was a hell of a rant tho!! All the GREAT shit you have posted gives you a pass on a drunkin rant in my book. You ROCK ON DRIVER!!!
fourtysecondmilez 3 years ago
Neither...like you said my dick is clean.
keith007007007 3 years ago
when was the last time you heard sum guy got sick off of daves dick germs ?? i sure as fuck havent ! lol haha ! or someone stuck their BALLS in someones coffee and got sick that way ! i know i havent heard of it ! lol hahaha hand banana strikes again !
coobert15 3 years ago
piece of shit get a life
dakotart24 3 years ago
Will do.. thanks for setting me straight. No joke, I appreciate your feed back. I get it!
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
That was vulgar, immature garbage, a total waste of YouTube. Your videos are going down hill man.
LKwood58 3 years ago
No doubt. When I was wrenching on Dodges I noticed the salesmen washed their hands after they pissed, us line techs washed our hands before we pissed.
duanedragon2 3 years ago
My cock get sucked clean every night so i dont need to wash my hands.
Dorry2345 3 years ago
lmfao dude one of ur best vids this killed me lol
undefinedsbg 3 years ago
Bro...I've seen ya wash ur hand and you take fucking forever. There is a ten second rule and you break that too!
Shawfilms 3 years ago
If a girl can suck your cock and balls at the same time..does that mean you have a little weewee? A little PEEPEE?
ZoeToots 3 years ago
You should be on "Last Comic Standing" Stevie...your material kix ass WIDE!!!
Aloha Bro
Keone aka: "Da Welda"
Weldaz1 3 years ago
Did you wash YOUR hands TODAY?
ZoeToots 3 years ago
Didn't have to weld anything today...it's raining, nothing to contaminate the dingding with...LOL. But if I entertain an Angel I'll have to wash the dingding after to keep my hands clean!!!
Weldaz1 3 years ago
AFTER! I do hope you will wash BEFORE! Sheesh!
An Angel? mmmmmmm Is that what you call "them" now?
OH OH OH...I want credit for posting the 100th comment to this video! lol
ZoeToots 3 years ago
My chances of scoring out of the blue would take an act of GOD...therefore if got lucky & it would take an act of GOD...she'd have to be an angel...however, if I have to pay for it/her, she/it (probably) wouldn'nt...couldn't be an "Angel...LOL.
Weldaz1 3 years ago
Chris Angel what? It would be a magic act what?
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Don't know how to answer that one Stevie...but if Chris Angel showed up trying to play with my dingding, the resulting mess would be classified in court as innocent by reason of insanity. Sucker can't look pretty even with an act of GOD!!!!LOL...
Weldaz1 3 years ago
Weldaz..u coming to the Trucker STEVE show at talkshoe tonight? mmmm...come chat with everyone?
ZoeToots 3 years ago
No, I think I'm gonna hide under a huge tractor trailer sized boulder...think I
just saw Chris Angel!!!!!!
Weldaz1 3 years ago
Did you wash your hands....?
ZoeToots 3 years ago
Yeah I did, just before I hid this tractor trailer sized boulder with my laptop
Weldaz1 3 years ago
DORK!
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Where did you put the piss you took as you said most guys leave piss when at the toilet. Also you are such a dirt bag you don't need to touch yourself to be contaminating everything you touch. Brush your teeth before anymore rot as well.
suggett48116 3 years ago
you are totally right. When you turn on the tap to wash your hands you passively touching everyones else's dick
LTDreams 3 years ago
i agree wit you all the way homie...
Guba916 3 years ago
great vid man. keep them comming please.
cya
biggen987 3 years ago
great vid man laughed my ass off
fergy486 3 years ago
Steve we need you to be our American oztruckintv Bro. So hook up with us on oztruckintv let's talk dude
antimong 3 years ago
hahahaha good point!
doobisbone 3 years ago
Friggin nuts man gotta love the vid.. I spose you can look at the guy an say well I dont have to wash cuz unlike somebody I dont piss all over myself... Happy new year.
kreeper88 3 years ago
one crazy mother fucker 10-4
BxTechBoy 3 years ago
OMG LOL! Well, I've always said that there are more germs on a sink handle than your winkey! Might not be wise to wash ehh Steve? *grin*
PS; Who knows where the Fu@#! the person before you has had his hands! Ugh! Also, A little salt on the fingers adds flavor to your next meal!,....Ehh? *knudge,wink,grin*
EMDF7 3 years ago
i hate bathrooms that are cold
retardobull 3 years ago
HA HA HA.........you are too funny!!!!!! :)
LittleTrucker1972 3 years ago
lol.
retardobull 3 years ago
[Your advertising here]
There's a movie here that the main char says something like that: "I wash them BEFORE touching it, you know how many microbian-virus wander around to just touch it without washing first?."
Irreo 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
u little dick prick cocksucker you
AirborneRooster 3 years ago
.. you livei north dakota i do it sucks
gardog19 3 years ago
ok, so gotta say i like all your videos but the thing i dont get is, you say your dicks so big you don't have to hold it when you piss but you said you dont touch...if it's so big how do you get it back in your pants without touching it?
Codypk13 3 years ago
My cock is small. My GF says that she has seen babies with bigger weenies. LOL
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
haha fuckin steve you are a crazy mother fucker
Metfan91bootlegs 3 years ago
ROFLAMO! Steve!!! Question, do you have a blog?
stormmoss 3 years ago
Yes I send it over twitter every once and again.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Gotcha. Just the mini blog right? I started mine over at Blogspot. Look at my profile page here for the link. It won't let me post it here :( Boo Hoo :)
stormmoss 3 years ago
free s t ds
flexo113 3 years ago
Crazy with a twist thare Trucker, however, I do wash afterward to set a good example to other folks as well, there wouldn't be a case of door nobeeze if everyone washed With soap after using the restroom, I'm glad to see some places putting the instructions up on the wall in both languages
truckertwotimes 3 years ago
i always wash my hands after takin a piss
retardobull 3 years ago
Right on brother steve. Truckers especially should wash BEFORE as many are handling chemicals/grease/petroleum products etc and with the "high bloodflow" in that region are more quickly absorbed into body! Why wash after tho and then touch door handle dirtied by some cake layer that didnt wash??? There sure as hell aint no handwash at roadside! There was an amusing debate in our media here over womens handbags (purse). They touch floors in restroom etc then end up on dinner table! B ur nxt vid!!
R580NZ 3 years ago
that's a myth that you need to wash your hands after you leak. i only wash mine if i get shit on them, and that rarely happens more than twice a week.
rodedawg74 3 years ago
you are the reason i wash my hands bro
anyways why do i have to watch that gay guy for 3 minutes until the image of the girls flashes its not even chicks the guy posted a picture of a girls ass sink for some reason
kapkalna 3 years ago
ha ha!! im with ya on this one. i sure as hell wash my hands before i piss.. hell yea!!
rock on-space
clockworkmeltdown 3 years ago
LMAO!!!
Eeeeww! You've got Pee Pee hands!!! All that sweat from driving all day!!! Eeeeeeww!!! I have have to lift my rooster just to get above the toilet rim!!! So I definately wash my hands after going!!!!....... Nahhhh... Mine is tiny!! Like a small Acorn that falls prematurely from a tree! LOL!!!
5 stars!!!
proffmongo 3 years ago 2
I think it's more that you are likely to have stuff on your hands from other people that touch their dicks and touch the door, the sink, etc. The sink...lol. Germs are everywhere, but where do you get the answer on this? I've had that clean piss feeling no hands wash feeling sure, lol. I think everyone has. I sometimes wonder why we can't just piss outside somewhere where it's safer for us. The stuff on the door kills more than piss hands.
TheLostTruckDriver 3 years ago
usually a quick rinse after pissin, but now you got me double thinkin myself. maybe before is the better route! My dick dont touch door knobs and shake germy, sneeze filled paws' fuckin hands!
Wgrippin 3 years ago
Before and after wash you motherfucking hands Steve!
expresstowing 3 years ago
You got it... but only cause you said so and no other.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago
Just wash the dingding, and yer hands don't have to worry...LOL. I watch what gets on my dingding, don't know what kinda contaminants I'm dealing with when welding refuse trucks or pig pens...keep the pecker pure...halleujah!!! Never know if I'll entertaining an Angel...LMAO WIDE!!!!!!!!
Weldaz1 3 years ago
winky dinky, hehe
it all depends on where and when it is
the morning usually gets more washings
later at nite is the "who cares" attitude
Bean829 3 years ago
I hear that my brother.
Whitelinefilms 3 years ago