"I live in constant fear of the day joseph can finally take on his old man... if I were him I would get me while I'm sleeping. best chance he's got... although I've recently taught myself to sleep with my eyes open..... God am I tired.."
When I close my eyes, I can see strange characters running around chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo. I have stopped closing my eyes.
press 8 to see dale shake his peks
dorian12345683 2 months ago
I love Dales laugh and whenever he says Geh!
zeetek007 3 months ago
Dummies are EVIL!!! Dale has every right to be scared
finnishnin 5 months ago
This was uploaded on my birthday. It's an honor to say - POCKET SAND!
FreeCpRareAccounts1 6 months ago
whats ep is the one at 0:14?
vampirichild 6 months ago
SHA-SHA-SHA!!
edwinm1 7 months ago
@edwinm1
it's "shi shi shaw"
DelfinoDude 7 months ago 2
0:23 sexy.
MrSnackization 8 months ago 2
i want to try that cockroach thing now argh
also, shashashhaaaaa!
4sidedTriangle27315 9 months ago
u should put the one when dale gets his finger cut off by hank
sk8smoke21 9 months ago
Hank, I have played this scenero a thousand times in my head, 90% of the time I have won.
Lighthouse418 9 months ago
SQUIRREL TACTIC!!
itsbankaibitch 10 months ago
What's a squatter?
caturn88 1 year ago
@caturn88 somone who squats when they take a crap
kyuubisharinan3296 9 months ago
haveyou ever tried replacing a cock roach'es blod with a root beer
MrSupermariotrevor 1 year ago
@MrSupermariotrevor You know I havent...
supah1337B 1 year ago
If you want i could show you how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite!
krazyboyle1 1 year ago 5
POCKET SAND
bsbpickle 1 year ago 7
shee shee shaaaaa
crazzygirl100 1 year ago 5
i love dale!!!! :D
Mikoyo15 1 year ago 5
"I don't recall a change in plans being in the original plan!"
hypertreb 1 year ago 5
Dale Look Like Wesker
carlolopez23 1 year ago
0:23 WTF!?! XD
kyuubisharinan3296 1 year ago
@kyuubisharinan3296 yeah he's weird yet vey funny
SpeedTyper101 1 year ago
"I live in constant fear of the day joseph can finally take on his old man... if I were him I would get me while I'm sleeping. best chance he's got... although I've recently taught myself to sleep with my eyes open..... God am I tired.."
SweetEllie95 1 year ago 10
When I close my eyes, I can see strange characters running around chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo. I have stopped closing my eyes.
angeltosome 1 year ago 7
Best charector
KanyeisBest815 1 year ago 2
Dale as a chicken: Bok! Bok! Bok! Ba-gooooowwwwwk!!!
jeffc6676 1 year ago
this is the real DALE voice. that other one is fake
thegozguy 1 year ago 4
"did you bring your comb?"
glowsticksgonewild 1 year ago
Dale is the best. PERIOD
HiCapacity 1 year ago
"You ever tried replacing a cockroaches blood with root beer?"
Makes me want to try that now XD
Lucifuhrerr 1 year ago
"computers don't make errors, they do what they do on purpose."
whatbrendan119 1 year ago
Guns don't kill people. The government does.
killthefakes666 1 year ago 4
lol dale trying to be sexy for nancy...sickening :)
blunklaura 1 year ago 2
I like it when Dale always likes to make insults about the other characters:
Peggy: "Personally, I ran out of things to say to that woman"
Bill: "My son is dreaming to be spanked by your wife"
Bobby: "Hank, your son's making me feel uncomfortable. Spank him"
Blindsman 1 year ago
"Lets say a guy breaks into your house,but you don't have a gun!How are you going to shoot 'em?
PandaStoleMyBrother 1 year ago 3
That is absolutely rediculous. JK I FUCKING LOVE DALE LMAO HES SOOO FUNNY hahahhaha
DieDeutsch 1 year ago
That's Silly
memphisslim62 1 year ago
HE'S A SQUATTER!!! :D
PurpleGurlx3 2 years ago 44
HELLO MR GRIBBLE!
*turns head 360*
HELLO AGAIN!
seafury 2 years ago 36
@seafury I think I'd scream too!
chrisz71 1 year ago
lol the look on his wife at 0:22
vtjakiela 2 years ago 3
Wow the last one was haha!!
MysticDragonANB 2 years ago 4
0:19 That was disturbing
PuppetMaster411 2 years ago 2
Yeah it was but for some reason I found it funny 2.
MysticDragonANB 2 years ago
Yeah me too XD
PuppetMaster411 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHA!
likeriver 2 years ago
AAAAA!!!!! VENTRILOQUISM!
teletoondetour 2 years ago 17
@teletoondetour YOU FUCKEN NIGGER COCK SUCKER MITHER FUCKER
onlynewzealand 1 year ago
@onlynewzealand Go to school. It helps with a thing called vocabulary, it is wonderful.
JoePBG 1 year ago