Cheesy Jokes

[kymmiemb12]

oh wow you guys are adorable!!:)

[ComedianandSinger]

cheesiest joke ever:

Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese

[thenightshroud77]

What is the difference between a stage magician and his parrot?

One of them is loud and obnoxious. The other one is a bird

[Fellowzzz1]

Wanna hear a really rubbish joke?

A Bin :D

[MrPugsRule]

Two caterpillar were munching on a leaf and then a butterfly flies past and one caterpillar says to the other " aw you'll never get me up in one of those"

[mooitsachristina]

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

[24wildmonkey25]

I have a whole bunch of jokes about unemployed people...never mind none of them work : /

[hock105]

some of you think these jokes our funny, these jokes are how i pick up girls

[ajandaly1]

ILOVE YOU TO YOU TO R HOT

[jessj822]

i LOVE THE MUFFIN JOKE! my friend told it to me. ugh i was dying!

[Bigbsmith24]

Oh myyy goshhh!!! Cody is sooooo damn sexyyy!!! (;

[mangotangolol]

@Bigbsmith24 Stalk much>?

[CarrieMichelleHall]

Knock knock

Whos there

Lettuce

lettuce who

lettuce in its cold out here!:)

[delightfullyakward]

You have the cutest Smile :)

Justt Sayiin :)

[24wildmonkey25]

@delightfullyakward no way 2nd cutest : )

[AndreaDinomite]

@coolestgottabe

SO DOES MINE,

I told her it and she like, lol'ed. :P

[hannah000banana]

what do you make when you mix sour milk with bread and red paint then pour it on the floor?

A MESS :P lool

[JLx95]

ZACH and CODY :D hahaha!

[littlemissblonde1231]

ok these are really freaking cheesey anyways here are some jokes, Knock,knock

whos there?

stop being rude,I know your in there hahahahahha no.not good

wats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef but you cant pea soup!

[Jaxgray22]

ZACK AND CODY? :)

[Jaxgray22]

Is Cody your brother?

ZACK AND CODY?

[chocoluver4]

what are the 3 rings of marriage?

the proposal ring

the engagement ring

and the suffa-ring

get it?

[patata619]

@chocoluver4 i got that on a t shirt

[Tyrawithafive]

LOOL. i actually laughed so hard. i love cheesy jokes.

[xILoveJustinBieberx]

lawllllzzz

[LEGIT646]

knock knock

..whos there?

mustache

..mustache who?

i mustache you a question.(:

that joke makes me snicker.

[IndianLumbee]

A man went into the grocery store and passed by a yellow sponge and said "hey it's spongebob!"

[failbirdx]

Did you hear the joke about the tornado?

It'll blow you away.

[maceyh3]

luv u 2 :) hah great vid

[ammylover1]

ok theres 2 elephants in the bath tub and one elephant askes the other can u pass me the soap the other elephant says no soap radio

[melodicme812]

how do you wake up lady gaga?

set her alarm for a reasonable hour!

[betoaguinaga]

@melodicme812  YOU POKE HER FACE#

[haven60786]

how do you get a one armed blonde from holding onto a limb of a tree?

Wave.

[xotorina]

why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

because if he didn't stand on any legs, he would fall over.

[samlovesthemiz]

i literally laughed at:

why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?

FO DRIZZLE!

and that is now my joke of like, the century.

[nerdygril6101]

hahaha okay, okay, So so

what did the tree say to the other tree?

he said....Hi :D

hahahah!! woahh, i just peed (x

[PlayLikeAGirl77]

why is 8 scared of 9?? 8,9, 10... wait what?

[MichaelMidnight]

"fo drizzle" LMAO

[severegnomes18]

a girl walks into a bar..........and what does she say? "ouch"

[Hanriryan]

all those jokes came from 50 jokes from the vlogbrothers,

[pattyynz42]

why is 6 scared of seven ?

because 7 8 9 :D

[cattie777]

My chemistry teacher tells this to us every day...

So one atom says to another

"I think I lost an electron"

"are you sure?"

"Yes I am positive"

It's sooo lame!

[ChoubaBooom]

A sardine say to an other sardine "We leave in a box" ...

Mouahahahahahaha

[ChoubaBooom]

It's a sugar which enter on a café and ... PLOUF

:)

[GeorgiaLaraine]

You know what I just realised? Its the suite life of ZACH and CODY? get it?! ahahha. okay.. that is now my lame joke :P

[GlamourKillsTian]

@GeorgiaLaraine hahahahahah omfg i didnt even catch that =P

[Greg9942]

Have you heard the latest fart joke?

It really stinks.

[mollyhollsxo]

have you heard about corduroy pillows?

theyre making headlines.

[BirdieWhistler123]

A guy walked into a bar and said "Oww."

[Taylorbhunter]

Cody and Zach! Two of my favorite youtubers. :D

[WIFFTIFF]

@Taylorbhunter Cody and Zach Martin? :P

[Taylorbhunter]

@WIFFTIFF Ummm no. Cody and Zach who are in the video...

[WIFFTIFF]

@Taylorbhunter Yeah I know I was just stating the coincidence...

[Aubrey147]

Justin Bieber hoodie, haha (:

[pumkin0005]

People are mean cause you both are cute:)

[BackToGoAgain]

i like how 10 people agreed that zach is the ugliest guy in the world

[Rushmoree]

MAKE MORE FRIKIN VIDEOS!!!!

[funkymonkeybabywoot]

fo drizzle

[litoboy5]

cuties !!!

[Renaa991]

The 1st joke is my all time favorite joke!!! Hahahaha it cracks me up EVERYTIME!! So thank you so much! I needed the laugh!!! Bahahahah

[Voldey]

All Canadian jokes are cheesy.

[fabulosocats]

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

[DavidBlaineRox]

Your mommas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone. lol

[YourFriendTommy]

lol...I'll subscribe to your friend if I can get you to record a "You are watching myfriendtommy" thing at vidcon...but yes...Ill subscribe to him if you agree to said terms

[thatzak]

I felt like you were talking to me during the video.

[ebonyjohnston]

you have a cute smile :)

[crabbykloppy49]

There r 2 horses playing chess. a dog walks up and asks if he can play. One of the horses says no this is a 2 player game. After the dog leaves the othe horse says woah! A talking dog!

[mattjsrules]

LMAO!

[wepleaseyoutv]

haha funny guy

[sweetsara203]

[another from my little brother] Were you born on a highway?

cause that's where most accidents happen.

[I thought it was the home,but w/e,he is 10]

[TheJuliaaApontee]

why do seagulls live by the sea? well cause if they lived my the bay they'd be bagels (:

[alabassbone]

yo mamas armpits are so hairy that it looks like shes got Bob Marley in a headlock.

[marniciple]

Your mom's so fat that she has more chins then the chinese phonebook!....P.S. i saw your mom last night ;)

[misstaramcmahon]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[teslla1012]

whats brown and sticky?.......... a stick

[bubbleish6599]

....why was 6 afraid of seven....BECAUSE 7 8 9!....Your mom....

(I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO SAY JOKE!)

[briannaceee22]

Why does do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry. (:

[TidusAlan]

How do you get an one armed man out of a tree?

Wave at him.

[chris09261]

@TidusAlan no its how do u get a one armed blond out of a tree

[ellethefabulousme]

yeah... i got nothin... :P

your really cute tho :)

[SpiffySyd]

um cody, i mustache you a question..

naah nevermind, i'll shave it for later!:)

[RAZOR5567]

@SpiffySyd THATS WHAT SHE SAAAAAID

[ANGIEandMINITOYfilms]

@RAZOR5567 lawl

[Goaliekid123]

@SpiffySyd by the way... eyebrows google

[frecklefudge]

WHy did the bicycle fall down?

BECAUSE IT WAS TIIIIIRRREEEEED.

hahahahahahahha

...fuck that.

[heytherefotoss]

what do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

a private tutor.

hahhahah so funny..

[bubbleish6599]

@heytherefotoss I actually laugh lol Nice cheesy joke

[heytherefotoss]

@bubbleish6599 haha thanksss

[Meerediith]

you should ... errrm , make a video with chessy pickup lines in them .

i'll help if you would likke .

(:

[dixiekong15]

u ppl who r making fun of zachs lisp really need to shutup...

[sweetsara203]

If Miley Cyrus falls,

is it called a Hoedown?

[bubbleish6599]

@sweetsara203 LMAO nice one

[sweetsara203]

@bubbleish6599 thanx :) my little brother told me that 1 :P

[jewels11680]

this made me laugh haha.

[Arttmisdabomb]

Lol. gosh you need to make mowe videos Cody! and longerrrr c:

[GlamourKillsTian]

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

nvm its really cheesy

[TheLyricsPlease]

@GlamourKillsTian HAHAH!!

[bibilalala]

no i just like you, cody :)

[MsKooliegirl]

cuteeeee

[JARRETTHOLT2]

hahahaha its thweeping the nation :D

[Cigaro99]

@JarrettHolt2 LMAO!!!

[xoxCindellaaaCullen]

How does a cow do math? .... with a coooooooowculator. :)

[godwarrior957]

Cheesy Jokes.... I was thinkin it would involve something along the lines of transformice. *sigh*

[smilez96lynette]

Lmfao its funny how Zach tries to make jokes but really people he is not ugly :/

[peytonisback]

i unsubscribed funnyz to get away from his annoying voice and lisp.

[monchiblonchi]

the brome joke lol omg i laugh so hard on that one ! it was funnyz

[Xxashrox]

HAHA .... FO DIRZZEL ;)

[imakebabiess]

PAUSE AT :13

[bubbleish6599]

@imakebabiess LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Cigaro99]

you are correct...those jokes were awful.

[TheTargetspot]

6th..:)

[confidential247]

love the hipster 8bit music! :D

[Zechlarr]

i don't get it...

loljk xD

[wilsontech1]

You're right Cody; those jokes were lame. lol

[xhollistergrl4ev]

hahahah. "right myawh" lmaoo.haha.codyscuuteeee. ;D THAT SHOULD BE HIS NEW YOUTUBE!!! "codyscute." codys not short.haha.

[PetraisaPrincess]

I lovee your videos! Just wanted you to know that ^^ ♥♥

[Tmodproductions]

second lol nice vid btw

[Tmodproductions]

second lol

[thebigcheese6411]

FIRST!!