The Worlds Biggest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Fan

[Hatafuriyamanokaiju]

Come on,guys..you know you're interested

[Hatafuriyamanokaiju]

Whoa that scared the hell out of me!

and yet I feel strangely inspired...

[JtHih]

The Comedy Button (on iTunes) brought me here.

THUMBS UP BITHCES! BRAP BRAP!

[obscurement]

OH BOY!

[camautobot]

Shes no fan, we all know TMNT3 is the worst Turtle film.

[throbgrist]

I subscribe to 'Hakuna Matata' myself.

[9fires]

Hey, psycho chicky has got balls that clank. all the power to her.

[broadwaybroad]

Uhhhhhhhmmmmm ... That's all I have to say about that.

[fappingtoavideo]

You have a problem your gonna need a life not because you have the stuff cause you quoted the retarded stupid broadway show of tmnt!!!!

[HighGradeMed420]

*follow your heart......follow your heart.....that song changed my life....cause it taught me to folllow my heart. That part remind me of one of those stupid Will Ferrell comedy. hahaahaha

[TheMifflinDunder]

Is she single? I would be interested in meeting her.!!!

[MsChronometer]

As much as I like pizza I couldn't eat it every day.

[ZOMGHAXPLX]

OH BOY!

[milesherrera333]

IF YOU PAY ATTENTION ISNT SHE KIND OF PHYCHO?

[9fires]

@milesherrera333 don't gotta pay too close of attention to pick that shit up

[RawrStickers]

oh boy pizza whisles

[Nihilive]

Who went to the plays and broadway shit? that would have ruined it for me.

[TheBoogge]

Wtf did I just saw????

[tylers1800]

ohhh boy

[leondon1234]

Ok... that's normal... :\

[MatNicAn]

Oh boy... needs more ninja rap.

[FoxMcCloudFF7]

She has a PINGAS!

[Koolkitties]

The comedy button brought me here...ten times!!!!

[ultramagnus22486]

Oh Boy Pizza Power

[osbely]

I had a tmnt comic once, I got it free, so you win.

[TreatyMusic]

How is she not dead from her atrocious diet?

[The13mexican13]

Hey don't give her shit teenage mutant ninja turtles are the bomb I luv them go Leo go mikey go Raphael and go donny

[dc3099]

Future 40 year old virgin

[zarreff]

follow you're heart...Im sure you're heart wants you to stop eating all that pizza so it wont have an attack later.

[DiptheriaGangus]

i used to be addicted to drugs...now i'm addicted to turtles!!!! i don't blame her...secretly i always wanted to be rafielle!!!

[PirateReviewer]

"Follow my heart.." I know better, drop some damn weight.

[xxMrDaRkFuLGoRexx]

thts Crazy I wodnder if tht Pizza has Hit her Arteris yet I mean wow thts alot of Grease and Fat

[MrJakeTerror]

Do you think she counts the mirage comics in there?

[H8YerSt8]

A mask from the 3rd movie? That movie made me hate the turtles!

[sethious1]

It be pretty awesome to have one of the actual costumes from the movies, but I'm not gonna file bankrupcy over getting something like that lmao

[MyLadyBehavior1]

thats a girl

[SashaNein]

@MyLadyBehavior1 that's a comment! this is a website! that's your alimony bill!

[SyunKu11]

Is she single?

[michealangelo12865]

Ninja Lessons hmmm. Not a bad idea

[FreyReh]

some ppl keep pets.... i have a little sister.... buahahaha

♥ the TMNT but i think i'd be a little creeped out having turtle heads in my house/// O_o

[Morgan9123]

Whoooa! I'm all for being obsessed about something. I'm a complete geek at heart, but there is one thing that seriously gets up my skirt: She can get loans for Turtle memorabilia, but people can't get loans to help themselves get out of financial holes? W...T...F...

[aibombia]

W...T...F

[CandleLight38]

BRAAAP BRAAP

[AsianCracka12]

Follow your heart! Follow your heart! Even if it puts you in huge financial debt just follow your heart!

[Ablaster5]

Itsbegging to get ranked on lol

[Lovekiss2070]

i used to watch ninja turtles when i was 4 years old i miss does days

[JtHih]

wow

[savagedias]

I like turtles.... but not that much...

[Feedback1997]

OHHH BOY



[daraprapist]

WILL U MARRY ME???

[daraprapist]

TURTLE POWER!!!

[videosammy]

lol theirs a musical for TMNT?? hilarious!! and seriously being a fan of something is cool and all but you dont have to go into debt for them.

[SexyBuilder1888]

she must be mentally retarded, let her have her fun

[MrTrollRaven]

The Aspergers is strong in this one. As someone who has Aspergers I know my kin, not hating just saying.

[ZipZagginGallifrey]

@MrTrollRaven I have aspergers too, but you'll never find me going this far, I know my budget

[Dddaaavvviiiddd3]

Hah also to the kids/people callin her a freak.... she's not. She jus finds happiness in different ways than you.

[Dddaaavvviiiddd3]

Haha awesome, I wish I had something to obsess in life... maby then it wouldn't be so damn boring. More Power to You Little Sister of That One Dude!!!

[aprimic]

reminds me of my brother

[rangerofpower64]

i like power rangers but not as much as this guy likes teenage mutant ninja turtles.

[rangerofpower64]

shes kinda weird

[DEADPOOLMERCENARYZ]

Dude.... What The Shell Did I Just Watch?

[46robo]

woah!...

[93TheNat]

back off haters.... she has an obession.....

[bolmeteus]

Fuck I hate weirdos like her.

[Mutant2099]

Fred Willard



[DrWhoDamien]

This girl makes Zaranyzerak look like a padawan turtle fan.

[YomamasGaming]

This is why parents are afraid to let their kids see this kinda stuff, turns them into freaks like this girl...

[gabe228]

@YomamasGaming lol this happens about 1 in a few million. If you have a kid that you can't control and let loose into this retard, then that's not the show's fault.

[BandakaKush]

We should all strive to be this awesome.

[lovinglaughingcrying]

Unfortunately, Michelle lost both her legs to Diabetes due to her daily pizza diet and fatty topping combinations, and finally lost her battle with morbid obesity a year after this video. She left no will. All TMNT memorabilia was sold by her parents to pay for her funeral expenses. She will be missed.

[areyoucallingmeauser]

some people buy a $300,000 car which is equivalent with a $3,000 car if you try to rationalize it... the same with with a ninja turtle suit.. you can put a downer on anything with too much rationalization... so lets uhhh boogaloo!

[SilverterrorII]

OMG, I thought I was a TMNT nerd.

[Joudeoutromundo]

lol look at her parents faces XD 0:34

[HeyFijiWiji]

I feel dumber for watching the whole thing.

[tugzieb1]

I love Ninja Turtles, but not as much as this freak.

[Salemlongboarding]

Mayonnaise on a pizza?!

[deathead666]

Youre awesome lady.

[Jorge1990123]

LUCKY but i wonder if that is tha only tmnt heads they have in the world

[DBSaiyanTim777]

so where are the weapons?

[DSkehan2004]

she bought them. I thought she made those

[hukaqta]

i had the same bunk bed!

[Drac0916]

I want to be her.

[OhNoItsJoana]

And I thought I was weird for collecting tmnt stuff...

[MadSquirtle]

242 people are from the Crooked Ninja Turtle Gang.

[DarkWes89]

IM FROM FOOT CLAN! LETS KICK THIS GIRL´s ASS XD

[jellywillreturn]

That, or she's just a furry roleplayer...

[Koolkitties]

Too bad she's not on a ninja turtle exercise regime

[Derpinthesystem]

OH BOY!

[Neshama83]

People say her. I thought it was a little boy -_- Since she kind of look like a young boy.

[rkfan100]

this is frightening. Having an appreciation of someone's work and owning it is one thing, but revolving your life around their work is another. I love the TMNT comics, but I would never buy all of this crap. They may not say it on TV, but I can guarantee that her life style is hurting her mentally as well as her family.

[TheGuttersnipes]

The Comedy Button brought me here!

[KATS1487]

*-* , 0.o , *0* I think u need a doctor like no affence

[theretrogamer14]

Mario should lend her some mushrooms

[TdotVICE]

lmfao she needs some mushroom tip

[ZephyrianX]

I think I found Chris-chan's future wife.

[Ralokone]

get help!

[Nxflameboy96]

OMG she killed the turtles!!!!

[SJFCAndy]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[BlakeVIPKaZoMa]

Man, Vh1 is a douches.

[solitarydot]

What a majestic song.

[aoj2108]

I could probably eat pizza everyday so I see no problem in that but did she just plaster on a tub of mayonnaise on that pie?!?!?!?!?!?!

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@aoj2108 It's called a blt pizza... which is sold at different pizza places.  It was not a full tub of mayonnaise. - I don't really live on pizza everyday, VH1 made that up.

[aoj2108]

@TurtleGirlIvey I sure hope it wasn't a full tub. That would just be weird. And there's nothing wrong with eating pizza everyday. I would do it if I could afford it!

[HowToMeetRaslinStars]

just cause youo act like a moron like this girl doesn't mean your the biggest fan ever, you can be the biggest fan without being a weirdo and having a life..... like fuck im sure there's bigger turtle fans then her out there they just don't act like morons

[m620]

What bank would give her a loan for this?

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@m620 A bank that knows my real story and knows that I'm good at paying any dept, the loans for those heads have been paid off for years now.

[m620]

that's messed up

[adofri]

i hope shell never be a parent , but aslong as she isnt a parent shes cool i guess

[tmntlover08]

Oh, she's her own person. Who cares if she loves turtles that much to the point where she eats like them. It's a phase that she may never grow out of:)

[tmntlover08]

Nobody is a bigger Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fan than me. Just ask my bff.

[alyssastorch]

Umm. No offence but She's CRAZY.

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@alyssastorch Heh nothing wrong in being crazy, though I do agree I'm not normal I don't think they really show my type of crazy here. For my real story check out my channel.

[y99waytem]

i though it was a bloke at first opps lol

[crapattack85]

fake and gay

[Pat95V]

wait a minute.....OMG it´s a girl!!

[MatNicAn]

oh, so Ryan Scott's dream woman?

[smuck06]

I'd totally put it to this chick.

[AltimaNEO]

I cant lol hard enough

[jvilo80]

This bitch is fukin nuttttz! She probably has a ninja turtle dildo, cuz no sane dude would boinker.

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@jvilo80 You call me nuts? At least I don't assume stuff about someone in a video that was clearly edited. I mean really? A dildo? Not one spot in this video do I say I love or am turned on by the Turtles in that way, so at least my mind isn't in the gutter. I've never been turned on by the Ninja Turtles and even if there was a TMNT dildo out there, that's one thing I don't think I would buy. Though thanks for sharing with everyone where your mind is.

[MaxPrytula]

get a life maniac!!!

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@MaxPrytula I got one, which doesn't include going around on youtube and judging others by edited video clips. Though does involve me enjoying life being there for my family and friends with lots of friends around the world who enjoy the same fandom as I do. So while ya may find me crazy, I got a life if you believe it or not ;)

[Ralfinator101]

This girl is my savior.

[ralfgtg]

Love this girl she's my role model.

[DDRhappiness17]

i wanna play turtles in time now lol not reshelled, the original turtles in time

[xDeFuZeDx]

I have a large figuring of Rocksteady whats he worth??

[DDRhappiness17]

hell, i wish i was this crazy but for kingdom hearts or sonic the hedgehog lol Anyways just curious, whats your opinion on the Fast Forward season?

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@DDRhappiness17 eh, it's ok... I mean I've watched it a few times. But I like the earlier seasons of that series a lot more with all the great character growth they gave them. It was sad to see them totally redo the show, even though they had their reasons. It just could of be handled better. It was still better than the redsky seasons of the original series.

[cptoscar]

what her father ment so say was "she can waste her own money on this worthless fucking peace of horse shitt!"

[DerSchnurrbart]

Why would a bank lend her money to buy Ninja Turtle memorabilia? Did she lie on the application?

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@DerSchnurrbart No I did not lie, even brought in a photo of the Turtle Head. The bank gave me the loan because I've got a good history with them, and the loans were paid off fast. Feel free to watch episode 53 of my blog on my channel for the story of the two Turtle Heads that I own. 

[ricopaulson1]

this chick gets it!!!

[BigDeezNU]

How did ninjas teach you not to hide?

[faness1]

beutifull story

[hotpopcorncake]

i wonder how she was without the ninja turtle in her life..

[adyprime]

234 people are from the foot clan



[tommyloika]

she's special..like me

[nathan37354]

She's doing pretty good, she doesn't harm anyone or bring much suffering into the world so more power to her.

[vinguru896]

@nathan37354 Except for the part where she wasted tons of her parents money and is still a leech on society. This is worse than pathetic.

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@vinguru896 Heh, I recommend not believing lies from VH1 and learning the real story. Watch Cowabunga Corner 40 on my channel for the behind the scenes of this video. Including me going on about my dad's comment about spending his money. Even at the age of 12 I was making my own money and buying my own Turtle toys. @nathan37354 was right, I don't hurt others or myself, my collection is my hobby that I do share with others.

[acidclown0]

@nathan37354 wait until she snaps and goes on a "Hero" spree beating down people that she sees as evil!

[awesometreehugger]

how much you wanna bet she gets turned on by tmnt????

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@awesometreehugger You would loose that bet, I have no problem saying that I never had a crush on any of the Turtles.

[lilfatpat]

i love her!!!

[handleydan]

You know what? I would SO love to be in her shoes right now!

[TheTrueDecepticreep]

This is a first world problem...

[scatman64]

i wanna be your spanish friend xD

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@scatman64 :)  Cool Always good to make new friends. Check out my channel to learn more about the real me, cause this interview has a bit of lies about me.

[theiggyride2]

I'm JEALOUS. She has some cool stuff :)

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@theiggyride2 Thanks, hopefully some day I'll have the collection up in a Museum. Feel free to check out my channel to see more and learn about some of the stuff you saw in this video. Heh even the making of this video shows more of my collection than VH1 shared.

[harrypalmer253]

virgin

[mwill87mouse]

@TurtleGirlIvey Weird question for you- do you remember the action figures that came out after the first or 2nd live action film that were like a foot or so tall? They were huge in comparison to the normal action figure toys. I used to have a Donatelo, Leonardo, and Shredder one, but I managed to break the Leonardo one and I was never able to find another one to replace it. Am curious if you know anything about them or where I could possibly get one? I can't even find them on Ebay.

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@mwill87mouse The Giant Movie Toys, they never made a Giant Shredder toy so that one would of been a bootleg, though I have a really good bootleg Splinter (They should of made those characters as Giants as well). It's very rare to see them on Ebay, much like the Giant Troll Turtles or Mutation Turtles. Though every now and then they pop up. I got my sets back in the day, sorry I don't know of anyone selling these though because they are hard to come by. I wish you luck on your search.

[101AstroGirl]

when she started talking about mieky singing, and that singing vid of mikey came on, what was that from??

[WannaTradePants]

@101AstroGirl The "Out of Their Shells Tour"

[TheDarkHadoken]

@101AstroGirl ninja turtles in time,the3rd and crappiest ninja turtles movie

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@TheDarkHadoken To each their own, the costumes may not have been the best and that's something I can totally agree with... though I really do like the story line, it's the only movie that did not treat Mike like he's only the comic relief.

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@101AstroGirl "The Coming Out of Their Shells Tour" was one of two Tours that the Ninja Turtles did. It's not on DVD though it is on VHS. Made for little kids, though really if you went to this live it's a full different feel than watching it on VHS. When I first saw it on TV I hated it, though when I went to the show in October 1990 I really did find myself hooked to it. Most people I talk to who went live feel different than the people who watched the video.

[jokermausland]

A person with Asperger's Syndrome who has an obsession with something that is typically meant for children. What's new?

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@jokermausland Well I can say that I don't have Asperger's Syndrome, I do have ADHD and this show used that in their three days of filming. Feel free to watch my channel to find out more about the real me... including the making of this video clip.

[ilovecattys]

5,000 dollars to become a BLUEBELT? wtf she must suck at it....and be stupid enough to spend that much on money belt lessons.

[Nozid2613]

Wait a second, where's Donatello's and Raphael's heads?

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@Nozid2613 Not sure where Donatello's head is, I know I saw Raphael's head get sold on Ebay. I talk about it in episode 53 of my blog, where I discuss how I got the Michaelangelo and Leonardo heads from TMNT 3.

[PhysicsFrenzySA]

Holy shit I thought she was a 12 year old boy at first.

Also dammit, why does she have to have my name?

[ChibiFighter]

I wonder if this Woman has actually read the original TMNT Comics.... I think she would stop this right quick.

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@ChibiFighter Why would I stop being a fan after reading the Mirage comics? They're great, Eastman and Laird did a wonderful job, I've been reading the Mirage comics since 1990.. did not hurt my fandom at all. BTW this video is full of lies, check out my real story including an interview I did with Eastman about the new TMNT Comics on my channel. I even have the making of this video.

[ChibiFighter]

@TurtleGirlIvey Yeah do you know how violent and gory the original comics are? You only seem to know about the 80's cartoon and those shitty live action movies.

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@ChibiFighter Ok, did you miss the word Mirage in my reply, as in Mirage publishing. The original Comic first came out on May 5th 1984 by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. Not only have I read every issue, I'm friends with them. Learn something about editing, this show is a 3 day interview cut down to what they want to show and lie about. As I mentioned before the making is on my channel, episode 30. I know more TMNT than you seem to think.

[blackashsunspot]

I... this woman clearly has no concept of Eastman and Laird's original turtles... does she?

[LastEarthBender]

@blackashsunspot

What are they like?

[blackashsunspot]

@LastEarthBender Violent, the shredder dies by being chucked off a building and blown up with a grenade in the first issue. He comes back later and Leonard cuts his head off, that isn't even the worst of it throughout. It does have some simularities to the kiddier series, but not enough to be more then fragments every once and a while.

[TurtleGirlIvey]

@blackashsunspot Oh trust me, I know Eastman and Laird's original Turtles. This video just doesn't really show who I am, check out my channel for the real story, including an interview I did with Eastman this past summer about the new TMNT Comics.

[deadpoolinthehouse]

HAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAH

[EngleSackJus]

Thats just weird