Fedex "Wrong"

[StormDogPictures]

Screw ground my dad works At Fedex Express

[DrnkSqrrlProductions]

20 people don't get french benefits

[NoMutantAllowed]

Steely Dan is a band

[UnitedEngineersInc]

"Ned, you're ALWAYS wrong."

Love this!

[nyc4044]

Yeah, and why does everyone keep talking about "Youth in Asia"????? What's so special about them?

[oscarcanterbury]

Thumbs up if you only clicked on here because of the chick with the boobs.

[Coolins335]

fuck fedex

[Marvcohen]

I'd like some French benifits

[XxlololalalexX]

well, Ground gets a lot of complaints...

[douggie7772010]

these assholes fired me and they lied fuck you fed ex i hope you go under you fucking assholes!!! thanks for nothing

[jebus4444]

so what would fall under the category of "french benefits"? Menage et trois? french kiss?

[Burrellfan1]

Steely Dan is not one person?

[OperationDEE]

The guy is in denial lol!

[js111410]

i orderd my package on the 12th and they are saying it will take till the 25th god they might as well kick my box around till they hit the deadline and they will still be late like 4-5 days. fed-EX Fed means the workers have some kind of fed file on them. EX means no more Grouund means might as well chuck it 30 ft to the ground into the rain like they awalys do.

[Kinghercules]

LOL!!!

I remember this one.

[coolpow1]

If you go ground, go brown

FedEx guy kicks the crap out of my boxes

[coolpow1]

FedEx guy kicks the crap out of my boxes

[coolpow1]

FedEx guy kicks the crap out of my boxes

[coolpow1]

See FedEx guy kicks the crap out of my boxes on You Tube

[HelloFade2]

This is probably the same guy who asks a person to tell him an anecdote after he's consumed poison.

[kapwns]

fedex sucks, they exploit their employees.

[OrogDeMalfur]

@kapwns and who doesnt? they do it so u can go above and beyond who u are...

[Blue24U]

@kapwns Welcome to Americas corporate world

[ZombaJuice]

I guess that is why they are always one of the top companies to work for, huh?

I am a former FedEx employee (non-management), and they are really good to their people.

[armoredchicken]

@kapwns but they have the best commercials and thats all that matters

[NGBiffleFan]

@liquidfire213 james dean is an actor and Jimmy dean makes the breakfast sausage... just like the commerical says... look it up...

[bulbheadmyass]

Commercial funny. Service stinks.

[liquidfire213]

james and jimmy dean ARE the same person...

[Lengsel7]

No they're not! One's dead, one make sausage!

Geez!

[Drumboy5165]

LoL! James Dean was the 'Rebel Without a Cause' Actor. Jimmy Dean was an actor/singer/sausage king. He sang the song 'Big John' a big hit in the 60's. It would be funny to see Jimmy Dean in 'Rebel' though!!

[Drumboy5165]

LOL, no they aren't one was an actor who died tragically the other was a singer who did 'Big John' in the 60's, maybe late 50's, he was also the Jimmy Dean sausage guy.

[smiryakov]

Actually, Jimmy Dean's birth name was Jimmy; it wasn't short for James. Jimmy Dean and James Dean were two different actors.

[Drumboy5165]

@liquidfire213 lol

[SparklyMusicGoddess]

C'est magnifique!!

[MsKittyMagdalene1975]

French Benefits: A personal babealicious French Maid? A trip to Paris? A hot date & a passionate night of "Hot Lovin'" with prettyboy French actor Louis Garrel? The imagination can be left to ANYTHING!

[Napalmreaper]

FedEx Blows. They've yet to deliver one parcel professionally.

[KennethMixson]

I really want my french benefits!!

[CalvaryChapelWC]

FedEx is a great company, and not a white company I work for FedEx ground my drivers always deliver every box off there truck unless the company is closed. It sucks for those people that end up with those few problem boxes but every company has it they are just so few and far between that it seems that only one company is the problem

[WillFerrellFan]

that really wasnt funny

[Trajan65]

Reminds me of a co-worker... she constantly uses the term "catch-2" instead of "catch-22." Crazy... I never correct her ;-)

[Trajan65]

I have a co-worker that constantly refers to a "catch-2."

I want to stand up and yell at her that it is "catch-22," NOT "catch-2" every time she says it (which is at least once per week).

[voidenter]

fedex steals from its drivers.

so they steal from the boxes or do worse.

cause whats the point.

sadly not too many people value there job at fedex. if you dont deliver all the boxes, you loose your route and then are stuck with a 40 grand truck, cause you HAVE TO BUY ONE! to have a route. they have made safety and customer interaction a job risk!

horrible company do not support!

use ANYTHING but fedex.

[jammin4444]

Only cuz black folks have trouble spelling 'soldiers'

[PRob82]

wow, I'm dumb. I thought it was "french" too.

[norec]

we don't get french benefits?

[CanadianGuitarist]

I'm saying that a tonne lately.

"We don't get French benefits!?"

[scyfish]

lol

[XXflapjaxXX]

I wish it was a leaning tower of Pizza that would be awesome (until about 3 days)

[pwnageinthemaking]

@XXflapjaxXX lol you would get eaten

[raymondjackso25]

I think about this commercial everytime somebody is wrong about something. haha

[juicysteak]

Fedex Ground - reliable and economical. Commercial is great! Everyone knows a dumbass like that.

[Interests2009]

If you ask me, Fed Ex in general is a bunch of dumbasses. I used to work for them. Even though I was not surprised with what I saw with UPS, at least they give their package handlers benefits and that MEMPHIS-BASED CESSPOOL KNOWN AS FED EX doesn't. Avoid ripoff Fed Ex at all costs. At least I was smart to turn down the job the first time (and it was with ground). BOYCOTT FED EX!

[desertrose777]

We don't get french benefits? I used to go around saying that, it drove my family nuts.  hahaha

[willie32pr]

Fedex are the most shit company in deliveries and had a bad experience with them delivered one of my packages to another direcion and in that direcion opened the package and then I handed opened after a week of the date of delivery and the other esperecia waiting for another package and yet I not receive fuck fedex

[skywalker37]

uhm english?

[liquidfire213]

you deserve it for being named WILLIE....GO SUCK A WILLIE, WILLIE

[bulbheadmyass]

FedEx service has gone so downhill the past few years. They are resting on their past good will. I try to use other services whenever possiblle. FedEx has screwed up and then not cared too many times..

[willie32pr]

Fedex are the most shit company in deliveries and had a bad experience with them delivered one of my packages to another direcion and in that direcion opened the package and then I handed opened after a week of the date of delivery and the other esperecia waiting for another package and yet I not receive fuck fedex

[Interests2009]

AMEN! Put it there. I used to work for those putrid, Fed Ex FUCKS. They are EXTREMELY careless (even worse than UPS) with how they handle packages and do their shit (those incompetent SOUTHERN FUCKS known as Fed Ex). UPS at least gives their package handlers benefits (even though I think UPS are deadbeats too). At times, mgmt. even send out damaged packages b/c they are too impatient to send it to Q&A. I hope terrorists ram into the corporate office in Memphis. Many FedEx drivers are assholes.

[liquidfire213]

fedex is great...stupid negro

[MapleLeaf05]

"We don't get French benefits?" hahahaha

[fourwindsoh]

Do French benefits including women with hairy pits?

[MsKittyMagdalene1975]

Dunno, but for ME...it better include Louis Garrel! He's a guy....so armpits aren't an issue.......

[liquidfire213]

hairy pits and vag

[iiroqkblaqk]

FedEx is pricey and a white company. FedEx does not support black people. If you vote Bush, You vote FedEx. American soldier refuse to use FedEx and have even turned to companies such as DHL and UPS. FedEx Kinko's is the worst company to work for.

[sparekitty02]

you only hate them because they aren't "union"

[blazer1717911]

How does Fed-Ex not support blacks? I work with a few black people at my station. They are treated the same as anyone else. When they fuck up, they're reprimanded. When the excell, they are rewarded and recognized. Quit feeling sorry for yourself you racist pitty-pot piece of shit.

[blazer1717911]

A white company? That's interesting, considering that my station recently received a visit from our district's (entire western portion of U.S.) Vice-president. He's a black guy. He started out as a package handler and worked his way to the top. Fed-Ex rewards competence and hard work. I don't care what color employee you are. If you aren't worth a shit, Fed-Ex isn't going to like you.

[ie210]

@iiroqkblaqk

what makes you say that? FedEx has a lot of African American pilots. Not only that, they have a very diverse workforce. Oh and the reason why American soldiers don't use FedEx is because FedEx doesn't go to baghdad or tehran, unlike DHL. And if you want yoour packages delivered in a day, its not gonna be cheap. IF you don't mind it being delivered in about 33 days, it'll be very cheap. And FedEx kinko's is a spinoff of Kinko's, kinko's is still the emploer, not FedEx.

[darkmaggot]

Aww, I want French benefits.

[Syrinx77]

Nice rack on the chick!

[Syrinx77]

Nice rack on the chick!

[Syrinx77]

Nice rack on the chick.

[volleyballpro247]

f u haterz!

[Templemain]

FedEx is the same as Boeing, Microsoft, Intel, CNN and many other majors around the world. They R & have to B bottom line driven. Deal with it. If you did not negotiate your conditions & get it down in writing your any bodies. That's life.

[emmapeelz]

a waste of the purple promise mone .02 percent..a 30 dollar bonus...keep it

[eggy541]

what a cheap skate commercial wow fedex are so realy rubbish

[DonnieBrascoo]

I work at FedEx since four years. I love my Job. FEDEX is a great company.

[operazanotaijin]

Ex UPS employee who went to work for FedEx Ground. Much better work environment.

[russiangangsta25]

ypo

[trodbigdaddy]

fed ex ground is cheaper due to what they pay their employees compared to ups ups = union scale pay fed ex = non union scale pay so the next time u save some money think about the kids of the fed ex drivers

[hot2trot567]

he's not the brightest lamp in the antique store

[rodolfolopezacevedo]

Fedex sucks!!!!!!!!

[mytoob77]

Souless corporation is redundant. But at least they got a damn good ad agency.

[lostchord359]

fedex sucks!!!! They broke my shit this morning. Don't use them!!!!!!!!! They've got idiots working for them!!!!

[starboykb]

Fed Ex is the most expensive courier in my country. But their service is good i have to say.

[gokoreastudios]

nice!!!!!!

[Starfouse]

I work for FedEx Express and they are definately NOT Thankless. More often than not I get a thank you very much for your hard work today and have a great day on my way out. FedEx has AWESOME Benefits too. Souless? I dont think so. FedEx is involved in several charity organizations and actually participate and encourage their employees to do so as well. Maybe you had a bad manager or something but the company is solid.

[sunsetdisaster]

Say what you will about this company...but their marketing team is genius!

[bahamasc]

We dont get french benefits???? lol

My 2nd fav fedex commercial ('Idea' being #1)

[eveningphantom]

fedex employees dont get frenge benefits either.

[BeeABaw]

fedex is alittle pricey but it worth every penny. go fedex!!!!!!!!!

[fedexsuxx]

Fedex is a hell hole. It's a SOULLESS corporation; A THANKLESS company. Thank God I left that HELL HOLE.

[nubbie1944]

lol not if your a pilot haha

[f15x28isback]

But the commercials are funny

[submandave1125]

Sounds like FedEx gained from your departure. Glad I don't have to work with you anymore.

[emmapeelz]

your lucky you left

[nerdsmack]

jimmy dean makes sausage... lol

[thefsxflyer]

Bacon comes from pigs...

Sausages comes from Jimmy Dean...

?????

[nerdsmack]

We don't get french benefits? LMAO!!!

[paganjihad]

we don't get french benefits??? omfg.

[vikings844]

chick in the purple sweeter has a nice rack

[PureAssassinIII]

Haha, so random!

[gibblesbits]

stfu.

[pwnageinthemaking]

@vikings844 look at her face though

[IsaacTVanimations]

@vikings844 Butterface...

[GoatseObama]

@vikings844 Total milf 

[checkmateforever]

@vikings844 I was about to say the same thing. :)

[Neverence]

I have a coworker exactly like this. We've called him out so many times too.

[gwa73]

Another 31 seconds wasted by FedEx.

[rockrook1]

Oh god...I love this commercial...thanks so much for putting it up!