Hard News 02/04/09

[DirtyDen13]

What is the link to the hump day clip??

lololololololololol

[OLiZoRNeSs]

black lady - 0

table - 1

fuckin OOWW

[rar87]

You forgot to mention that it was 40 jobs out of 185 that were saved. That doesn't sound too happy to me.

[markymangle]

Well, better than going out of business all together...

[rar87]

I guess so. I tend to be pessimistic.

[Hughesta74]

Free Radical? THANK THE GODS

[slipher626]

*falls off chair laughing*that black lady got owned XD 1:02-1:24

[seanileus]

Dead Space for the Wii.

I'll buy that!

[CLARKSONAsian]

unicorn crapping rainbows FTW

[GreatGobstoppers]

screw the damn rainbow crapping unicorns!!! that fucking marshmallow man is gonna kill me o-o

[tricky1233]

TIMESPLITTERS 4

[darthnazgul]

Can't wait for Mass Effect 2.

[avikine]

gg blizzard

[spaik007]

THeres a deadrising two? i mean more than the wii version?

[runback22]

that poor table buckled under immense pressure

[redrumtd]

anyone knows the bg music in the video?

[CokeaholicGamer]

Haha pwned

[Tophisthebest226]

HOLY CRUD ALRIGHT!!!!

[FungiGamer]

Oh thank god they saved Free Radical! Now Timesplitters 4 could be on the way!!!!!!

[seargeantfirstclass]

Rofl 1:07, "now that is comedy" Destin....

[Charles2337]

Hopefully they dont mess up the wii version.

[YammyGakaru]

Wii Usually Fuck good games i hope they dont fuck this ones

[ConcorX]

i thought that lady was going to smash through the floor!

[bigrock123]

if u wanna see the whole video of that girl bustin her ass type scarlet takes a tumble in youtube

[YuuMonMu]

1:07 I couldn't breath at that part. XD

[YoshiONE2ONE]

me too! EPIC FAIL!

[TetrisAsh]

YES!!! Free Rad is saved, there mght be a Timesplitters 4

[thedriedlost1]

lawl at the fat girl

[dan223344556677]

staypufft warrior :)

[seanyfarrell]

HOLY SHIT WHALE DOWN WHALE DOWN!!!!!!

[FINbrutal1ty]

WOW, Free Radical saved by Crutek! Do you know what this means? Makers of Far Cry (PC) and Crysis + Former members of Rare and makers of Time Splitters = Greatest FPS-game studio EVAR!!! (Yes, with an "A")

[deonred]

damn that lady busted her ass lol

[DukeDonkey]

Woo hump day clips kick ass

[Daniel78219]

First Comment

Hate me

[CyanProductions]

Grrr! How dare uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! (Lol thumbs up)

[sikokiller12]

damn.. i feel sorry for that table lol, soooooooo is that fat lady still alive?

[meckesbbesteck]

poor table

[brooksjedi]

mass effect 2!!! yes!!!

[ONETRUEDUB]

lol when she 1st fell and was sorta "sitting" on the edge of the table it looks like she got speared TO HELL

[DangerasTM]

woot mass effect 2 comeing out

[SwiftOmega]

SRS BSNS.

[pwwnd111]

scarlet takes a tumble!! lol

[xCALIBOMBx]

Marsh mellow Man = LOL

[StrickeniAm]

Woot Timesplitters 4 is saved... Now all I have to do is wait for the release... =/

[YoJimBoHugabaJoe]

that hump clip is ancient

[Pokerit]

OMG TIMESPLITTERS 4 IS SAVED!!!!!!

[blueboy093]

david spates did a video about that woman! lol awsome i wonder if dead space is any good

[manuelito1233]

Hump day is LOLS

[sowknee]

so?

[thegamingbrit]

Dead space on the wii FTW.

[gaminglagoonuser]

1:15 i think she broke her ass, hope she went to the hospital

[EmptyGray]

Nice to see people still care about others.

But I don't think you can break your "ass". *hehe*

[gaminglagoonuser]

Byt ass i ment her tailbone and that shit hurts when u break or fracture it.

[Heemoproductions]

Ouch :S

[NintendoJunky]

lol that fat chick vid is olllld

[KesorodaBlk]

OMG, Did someone call for Hip-replacement surgery? I Luaghed my arse off! XD

[DictatorOfWaR]

I wish the ScrewAttack channel would play other videos besides just Hard New's. Don't get me wrong. Hard New's is fine and all... That is when they are not showing their fanboyism. But it does get boring after awhile. Screw Attack Channel... Show us some new content please!!!!!!!! Bring Back Stuttering Craig!!!!

[munkenmedguran]

Go to their website ffs.... screwattackdotcom

[Xoid900]

Ffs just go to their website moron. >_>

[sowknee]

whats wrong with watching him on the website?

[IkkiconTV]

AWESOME!!

[b0unti]

VIDEO GAMES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS!! ^^ lol

[stormstrader]

Scarlet takes a tumble (hump day vid) SOOO OLD.

[thigthunk]

cooL

[blueray222]

Dead. Space. On. Wii? FINALLY!!

[durge666]

But the graphics will suck... meh I'd rather play it on my 360 or PS3.

[NintendoJunky]

yea i guess but it still would be more fun 2 actually play it though.

[Zxander34]

Damn straight!

[grekl]

Videogames: Serious business. XD

[killahkazi]

word?

[VvFrankVv]

lol scarlet takes a tumble

[8H2324]

hard news got me hard!!!

[metaleggman18]

Haha, isn't it obvious? Mass Effect 2 is coming to wii! XP

[Rarthus2]

Aw fuck, somebody get a crane for this woman huh?

[nightwheel]

The Hump Day video was perfect!! I think that video was also on AFV before.

[Nicl1230]

hump day rules

[Krystallwolvelt]

Why do games have to be so fucking serious only losers get serious over games.

btw the hump video was hilarious good job destin.

[zzVitaminCzz]

Dead space on the wii!

Finally a someone brings a quality title to the wii

[Zenweaponry]

Everyone look out!  Destin is an internet tough guy!

[GameingNews]

lmfao Oh hard news you make me lol

[mushfikniloy]

i bet the fat chick didnt get hurt at all...cuz her fat probably worked as shock absorbers lol

[Maztuhmind]

that hump day video was hillarious!!!

[HBK1337]

i fucking love blizzard.. :)

SC2 plzz

[DreadRaptor85]

I played the demo of Haze. That game is gay.

:-0

[bobbyh15]

i live haze

[HBK1337]

TIMESPLITTERS NOWZZ

[wildgoosespeeder]

OUCH! Idiot!

[SquallLion90]

Unicorn crapping rainbows....ಠ_ಠ

[guitarplaya4933]

TIMESPLITTERS 4 NOW

[boblulz]

why name it hard news? and that pointing thing isn't that great

[CrazyInTheMix613]

Awesome, I Love That Game

[ShadowPhoenix142]

Oh thank you Crytek! Thank you for saving them! I hope they complete TS4.

[thelegendofsuperLINK]

lol awesome Deadspace for the Wii

[Sorry100000]

Awesome as always!

[tburysux]

the fact deadspace is going on the wii will be more scarey than the actual wii version. w/e atleast timesplitters is coming back.

[ColeDavis94]

XD notice how he said the "fear factor" would be the same, not the graphics, audio or gameplay XD....oh yeah it'll be scary alright lol

[buzzlovinnatsux]

yeeaaaahhh....no just no

[mazzaman16]

you're a douche.

[ColeDavis94]

am I? or is it the truth!

[crammage]

no high quality?

[jax1492]

really you must really like destin :P

[crammage]

well I being a GI

am a huge screwattack fan!

[saintaureus]

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. And that bitch fell hard.

[Shirokai]

That unicorn was awesome haha.

[RedCanSoda]

:22 - :23 That sounded like a whale mating call. XD

Thar she blows!

[AstOnokReviews]

dead space on the wii? seriously? *sighs*

[Hersheys79]

why...whats wrong with dead space

[AstOnokReviews]

nothings wrong with dead space but its gunna end up being like 20% of the original on Wii

[iTwie]

lol serious business

[PullusPardus]

... comeon , crytek? are they going to name TimeSpliters , CrySpliters ?

[lukenukem23]

Hey mate, look at it this way.. Timesplitters was one of the best franchizes out there.... now imagine it with crysis graphics...

[saintaureus]

TimeSplitters 2: Time to Cry

[joelee7331]

I can imagine Timesplitters 4 with Crysis level graphics :D

That would be awesome!

[lukenukem23]

Agreed

[royball]

Holy crap!I'm going to Ikki-con.Sweet!

[BLY78NOR]

LOL! fat people shouldn't walk on tables

[lukenukem23]

Neither should they walk on this earth.... *cocks shotgun* I've got some killing to do.

[Hersheys79]

internet....serious??? HAHAHAHAHA thats a good one

[tnpan]

It's an internet meme.

Look it up in Encyclopedia Dramatica or Google, or something.

[Hersheys79]

what?

[audan2006]

LOL Blizzard is so awesome

[theitalianplumber]

the dead space port will be very interesting, but i doubt everything will be kept in the wii version :/

they should put atleast something different from the original other that motion control so that Wii owners don't feel like they're playing a dumbed down port like CoD 5 (although it was pretty fun)

[chicagosbaby]

dam her fat ass fell so hard im surprised that she didnt make a crater on the floor lol

[Priestofbabalon]

I thought people were lying about Soulja Boy accepting the challenge but I just saw he actually did.

C'mon guys set this up asap. I can't wait to see you shut him up.

[viperxeon]

i'ma bring my lvl 80 smithing paladin to fight marshmallow man!

[Zer0small]

Hard news...w00t

[Priestofbabalon]

Mass Effect 2 in Q1 2010? Damn, I was hoping for Q4 2009. They sure are taking their sweet time with this, it better be worth the wait.

[Bluebomberimo]

That girl sounded like a whale with the slow mo added it was just way to funny...

[TheFandango19]

I wish I could speak whale!

[T3L3PROOF]

LMFAO 1:08

[shedininja001]

i want to fight marshmellow man

[natemarveldude]

Dead Space on the Wii?

[redness42]

hump day ftw

[fycnikka]

yo i didnt even watch these gay ass video im just commenting it to tell yall fags to go against soulja boy cuz he accepted your challenge

[Raidou10k]

Obviously they will, they're not pussies like certain "rapper".

[mstrswrd]

Yes, and speaking, or, in this case, writing a message that shows a grasp of literacy no better then a 1st grader is the best way to get them to listen to you.

[RuneWalsh2000]

Forty Second!

[colummcclelland90]

thank the heavens free radical... timesplitters holy smoke yea i love life

[merrick00987]

5 stars- Just as good as on the site. Great job Screwattack.

[blaze115600]

Wooooot! It takes 1 hour to get to Plano!!!! XD

[evangelion243]

Dead Space on the Wii = Win

[ambumanzo]

wow 40 jobs

[jonatangonzalez]

fuck yea dead space for the wii is gona kick ass

[AmericasZeldafan]

Hell Yeah, now many families can sh*t they're pants too!

[DawctaPhail]

LMFAO THE HUMP DAY

[hyperkid55]

Fun while it lasted

[Asianman8307]

dead space for the wii?

:D

[DreadRaptor85]

Pause at 1:56. What the hell is that?

[EvilResidentXIII]

and once again the laws of inertia prove fat chicks cannot stand on tables

[DreadRaptor85]

Holy Hump-back Whale Batman!

[ValleyDave]

that woman just caused a EARTHQUAKE!!

[SnaffleJBean]

Nice try spamming.

[TKnHappyNess]

Well she's not going to get a job as a table dancer anytime soon. Doesn't know how to work one, and is fat.

[Asianman8307]

hard news makes me hard

[proyectoutopia]

cool new mass effect, hope they make a version for the ps3, it may not be as popular as the 360 but now its way better than when they lunch it

[nathanlevrier]

gd im glad free redical are saved gd for them

[Robhewhohatesall666]

LOVING SPREE!

[theProperGanda]

was in austin last weekend. say hi to the bum wearing a trench coat and bra on 6th street would ya!

[hyperkid55]

19Th

[hyperkid55]

17Th

[catrocks89]

Haha the hump day video was awsome!

Have fun at those two places you guys are all going to and enjoy your days off.

[segaboy900]

nice vid boys

[flamesofnoobs]

LOL the fat cow could made an earthquake.

[jellyman6]

Dead space wii with re4 wii controls. Assuming the game won't be a crappy port I am really looking forward to it.

[widowhams]

ohh that chick falling made me laugh

xD

[vbhatt0008]

PWND AT 1:07

[slimmyguy7]

A fat person singing on a table....you know it's going to end badly.

[fosnaugh123]

cool

[skinnynerd03]

GREAT HN(hard News)!!!!!!..DAmn the fucker that always says FIRST!

[DiabloDave363]

free radical? crysis?

timesplitters? farcry?

HOLY SHIT!