Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
@xbox360fanboy1994 I know you didn't just conflate SNL with dumbed-down MadTV?!?! SNL is frankly closer to Tim and Eric at times than it ever would be to MadTV
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Fuck these prank calls because they always harass poor people. Why don't these nerds prank call some asshole politicians or CEO's? Probably too afraid too, pussies.
@enoughtalkhaveatyou Thats exactly why they have marijuana references all the time, and in one sketch where Michael Ian Black interviewed them and asked how he came up with this stuff, Tim said "I get a little marijuano, roll a cigarette and smoke it with Eric."
Pot is for bitches. If you want to get the full experiance of tom and eric take a few hits of acid and make sure you hide your keys and lock the doors.
I can see why some people don't like them. I really hated their show when it first came out but somehow it's become one of my all-time favorites.
It has plenty of hilarious moments, but that's not why I'm hooked on it. For me, watching their show is like when you see something really disgusting and for some reason you just can't stop staring at it.
it's funny because he is wasting their time but they are too artificially polite to cut him off. it's obvious that they don't really believe he left a huge picture frame in macys or visited a unicorn farm.
you can tell that everyone is starting to copy there style of weird random humor..just take a look at the new old spice commercials.....its the same thing that happend when Will Ferrell was starting to get popular...everyone imitates and tries to hijack their style....Tim and Eric FOREVER !!!!!!!! yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaa
@hazyrob I can't tell if you're trying to be sarcastic or not, but Tim and Eric are the producers of those new old spice commercials with Terry Crews. Ya blew it!
@lordofzaptherapy there is much for you to see young chippy. shows with tim and eric: Tom goes to the Mayor.....tim and eric night live....tim and ric awesome show great job !!!
haha same here. when i was sober i would see it and be like that show looks fuckin retarded, but then i day i was hella high and i watched it and i was laughing hella hard lol that was a high ass run on sentence
Some of their stuff falls dead, but it's all so random you can't help but wonder wtf those guys are smoking to come up with all this off the wall stuff. It is pretty funny though, especially when they dress like women. Eric is way to big to be a convincing woman! lol
My aren't we the angry one. I watch the show too and I find it funny as hell. I was referring to all the stuff they come up with, and how they pretty much run in any direction. I just hate that the shows are so short though. Always leaves me wishing they'd extend it!
love the show to death but this is the only time i will agree with the haters, it is the most terrible show on tv and this just proves that in todays day and age you can broadcast anything and people will love it, because it's on tv.
Tim an Eric are so fucking awesome! and sexy too! If Eric was here right now, I'd fucking ride him like a unicorn. I wish I could have mad passionate sex with him. He is so fucking sexy. I want him inside of me. I want to be fuced by him so badly. I would scream of womanly jubulation if he would stick his cock inside my pussy.
A bakers dozen
bigdickdrewforu69 4 days ago
Lmaoo
bOssbytchx3 3 weeks ago
Ext. 112B.
wearefamily12 3 weeks ago
I am actually familiar with the farm he's talking about. I've been there many times myself.
thelastkert 1 month ago
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Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
musov 3 months ago
this may have made the day of the customer service reps who answered the call... wish it was me
kapostrophelaymeerow 3 months ago
0:07 = Thom Yorke.
srimecrime 6 months ago 4
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srry...
But i love my mom deeply...
And i don't want to take any chances.
Sorry. but i love my mom deeply
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
stupidbuttface1124 7 months ago
917-14-2416-17-711-711-261-1432 ext. 112.... hey why'd he give her my number?
angelofdeath014 7 months ago 11
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musov 8 months ago 7
@musov thumbs up for being a good dood
theracoonofjake 7 months ago
@theracoonofjake Thank youz! See, kids, one dood thinks this dood iz purty kewl!!!
musov 7 months ago
wow youtube haters go watch the saturday night live or mad tv
xbox360fanboy1994 8 months ago
@xbox360fanboy1994 I know you didn't just conflate SNL with dumbed-down MadTV?!?! SNL is frankly closer to Tim and Eric at times than it ever would be to MadTV
hatchbx 3 months ago
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Fuck these prank calls because they always harass poor people. Why don't these nerds prank call some asshole politicians or CEO's? Probably too afraid too, pussies.
cheapcape 8 months ago
@cheapcape You've either never worked at customer service or if you have, it probably wasn't a great experience.
But generally, if I'm getting paid to hear a guy have me find a painting of a unicorn, that's a cool story and another $7.25.
HatOfWisdom 7 months ago
@cheapcape go "fight the power" somewhere else. this was funny, deal with it. not everything has to be a fucking political statement.
ienjoypaninis 5 months ago
1:49
Two, Three
HOLY CRAP, THAT SOUNDED SCARY!
Oh and this show sucks. I'm still trying to find a funny clip of this show.
If someone knows one, message me. Thanks.
breakingbeatz 8 months ago
the phone number does not work
mynameizdaniel 9 months ago
I used to watch this show on acid and wow it can get on top of you really fast lol
darfdusty 10 months ago
Protip: If you watch this while high and talk about how it's for high people you've missed the point worse than the people who think it's unfunny.
Also, holy shit I knew Tim used to be skinny but damn. I didn't realize it was him until I recognized the facial expressions.
enoughtalkhaveatyou 10 months ago
@enoughtalkhaveatyou Thats exactly why they have marijuana references all the time, and in one sketch where Michael Ian Black interviewed them and asked how he came up with this stuff, Tim said "I get a little marijuano, roll a cigarette and smoke it with Eric."
69ofdoom 8 months ago
@69ofdoom They're making fun of potheads, dumbass.
enoughtalkhaveatyou 8 months ago
Great Job!
Razorrin 10 months ago
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Worst show ever, How can anyone find this show funny/entertaining?
larsenmax3139 10 months ago
this guy sounds like he has a really small dick
TheWrathofAqua 10 months ago
omg tim used to be sooo thin. <3
jgame99 11 months ago
is that fucking j lo??
MrRaven92 11 months ago
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World's worst show. so crap.
SMDavo 11 months ago
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loungelizard5000 11 months ago
@loungelizard5000 Eat shit cunt ! No one asked you, you internet aggressive loser.......
SMDavo 11 months ago
@SMDavo You are a real William Shakespeare.
loungelizard5000 11 months ago
Pot is for bitches. If you want to get the full experiance of tom and eric take a few hits of acid and make sure you hide your keys and lock the doors.
darfdusty 11 months ago
My name is Jeff Bridges...the actor...LOL
TankyRampage 1 year ago
i had the facial expression of a brick
SowdenLFC 1 year ago
This show is funny if you are not stoned....haha....
blitzac2005 1 year ago
LOL!
That's one hell of a phone number...
You must live in Bulgaria.
Leeccdoo2 1 year ago
Watch this show stoned, on acid, or after you've dropped a bic and smoked up. Fucking confusing.
KidsWithGuns1992 1 year ago
normal call till 0:18
"We were -- we were at a unicorn farm in California..."
"Uh-huh."
lolwut
BiIlDauterive 1 year ago
jeff bridges
bradenls0 1 year ago
Is this supposed to be funny?
hrstar24 1 year ago
@hrstar24 no but your mom is
Ulitmadusk 1 year ago
@hrstar24 Only if you're supposed to be smart.
SillySantaHat 1 year ago
@SillySantaHat *only if you're stoned
rgmztxy 11 months ago
that was not 6 by 6
YOU IDIOTS
opti95 1 year ago
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How is this funny?
FVCommunity 1 year ago
a bakers dozen unicorns!
1mosier 1 year ago 20
The people that disliked this video didn't get to visit the unicorn farm
Whipplememartin 1 year ago 6
KvS >
moosepk 1 year ago
omg tim is smokin in this vid !
simplegrl11589 1 year ago
...?
AlCapwn0 1 year ago
i dont know anyone else who likes this shit but me. Im the weird guy
MazeClass2012 1 year ago 4
depahtment
PrenoctopussSejonjon 1 year ago
@PrenoctopussSejonjon neegahhh depaaahtttaaahhmeeennnttttt
OmegaRevive 1 year ago
my friend got me into the show now im goin to see their tour in nov!! i cant wait!!
phillylele 1 year ago
And it also could float lmao!
getemtiger1 1 year ago
Now THAT'S method acting!!!
=3
AfroPunkprincess 1 year ago
Charmer, David & Magic. Great job, guys!
cinecrazedotcom 1 year ago 3
Baker's Dozen
bondboy104 1 year ago 3
The lady was cracking up, rofl.
DoozyJr 1 year ago
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fuck this show
Blasian5tylez 1 year ago
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wow this show is still not funny i thought it would get better over time but sadly i was wrong
grimrotten 1 year ago
baker's dozen
it's autographed by unicorns
my name is jeff bridges, hah - the actor
LMAO!!!
alexg1223 1 year ago 4
Right.
ginnoveffect 1 year ago
great job on the old spice commerical
negivatechill98 1 year ago
heh tim wasn't always a fat dude
jerrycarney 1 year ago
With the little poof (?) thingy on its head, I don't know what's funnier Tim's dry humor or the womens' stupidity.
Cazz814 1 year ago
WAIT ONE SECOND! I would like all Tim and Eric haters to make known at least two of the following things:
a) Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! is no longer airing.
b) You have an extremely strong opinion about something you /optionally/ have to watch.
c) Comedy does not follow a linear set of rules and equations. What you may find funny does not necessarily follow with others.
d) Your opinion is largely irrelevant, and you seem like a complete asshole to be so virulent about it.
4000quails 1 year ago 69
@4000quails Wait, they're not airing anymore!??!? :(
destructionman1 1 year ago
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arnoldt14 11 months ago
@4000quails It is still airing though......
Clandestine1989 9 months ago
That was actually amusing.
telathys 1 year ago
Holy shit. I almost pissed myself this is so funny.
MultiShit666 1 year ago
I can see why some people don't like them. I really hated their show when it first came out but somehow it's become one of my all-time favorites.
It has plenty of hilarious moments, but that's not why I'm hooked on it. For me, watching their show is like when you see something really disgusting and for some reason you just can't stop staring at it.
ManiacLord654 1 year ago
christ Tim has gained so much weight
ChaosCow 1 year ago 4
it's funny because he is wasting their time but they are too artificially polite to cut him off. it's obvious that they don't really believe he left a huge picture frame in macys or visited a unicorn farm.
subtleone 1 year ago
The chick must of thought this guy was baked when he called.
pleaseflamemessageme 1 year ago
I love this stuff. Tim looks freakishly skinny here.
raziel45 1 year ago
funniest show on tv
DocEmmittBrown 1 year ago
o_-
bjerjosh 1 year ago
you can tell that everyone is starting to copy there style of weird random humor..just take a look at the new old spice commercials.....its the same thing that happend when Will Ferrell was starting to get popular...everyone imitates and tries to hijack their style....Tim and Eric FOREVER !!!!!!!! yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaa
hazyrob 1 year ago
@hazyrob I can't tell if you're trying to be sarcastic or not, but Tim and Eric are the producers of those new old spice commercials with Terry Crews. Ya blew it!
UpperCrustthe3rd 1 year ago
@UpperCrustthe3rd if that's true, then that is awesome..............great job!
hazyrob 1 year ago
@hazyrob Look it up ya turkey!
UpperCrustthe3rd 1 year ago
@hazyrob
Tim and Eric didn't start this style it was around before them, they just made it popular.
Subtalvik2 1 year ago
@hazyrob
Tim and Eric started in 2007, but their style is just like MoldyToaster who's been around since 2001 check out his website.
Subtalvik2 1 year ago
I love Tim and Eric!
Iolimcool 1 year ago
This is my introduction to Tim and Eric. So far pretty damn funny.
lordofzaptherapy 1 year ago
@lordofzaptherapy there is much for you to see young chippy. shows with tim and eric: Tom goes to the Mayor.....tim and eric night live....tim and ric awesome show great job !!!
hazyrob 1 year ago
This shit's hilarious
jon8him 1 year ago
hahahahaha!! awesome!
BADDADDIO 1 year ago
how does it do it without laughing?!?!?!
omgwtfbbq6666 1 year ago
thats america for you... lol
th3MUTT 1 year ago
@penelope8016 lol
AGreenWallSnipes 1 year ago
god he used to look good
bebepopsr 1 year ago
That's what bigtime hollywood does to our cherished celebs, they get FAT AND THEY DIE
asdfxcxv 1 year ago
:o That's Tim? I wonder what Eric would look like if he was skinny.
*thought bubble of eric's face on a body with a lot of muscle and a pink wonder bra.*
Hmmm... I rather him be a chunk than a hunk. :3
xNikkaX3 1 year ago
he's kinda cute...lol
Stephfunie89 1 year ago
I think he might have gained it.
this looks pretty early.
theqzach 1 year ago
Tim has lost weight. Odd. Thought his fatness was part of the comedy.
crvorhees 1 year ago
@crvorhees
Yeah this is really old
wurty 1 year ago
Tim's such a nice father. Spray is a lucky kid.
If only he would do better at school, though.
bcochrane14 1 year ago 6
Yeah lol whats this B- business
kentuckyfriedjew 1 year ago
this show waz truly made for potheads or anyone who's high.
maybedos 1 year ago 39
i didn't get this show until i got high and saw it. and it's the greatest thing ever
solidusreaper 1 year ago
haha same here. when i was sober i would see it and be like that show looks fuckin retarded, but then i day i was hella high and i watched it and i was laughing hella hard lol that was a high ass run on sentence
4292146 1 year ago
@4292146 do lsd then watch this show
0wnag3Guru 1 year ago
or even roast a fatty bowl... this show will turn anything into an acid trip, hahaha.
ScaryKid1015 1 year ago
@maybedos nooo its made for best friends that we all love
DanaHamelit 1 year ago
6x6 feet, lmao
patio87 2 years ago 2
i didnt think this was that funny.. but tom goes to the mayor and Awesome show are fucking hilarious
MrAlienworkshopper 2 years ago
hilarious
the end is the best when he keeps stalling the call to make it longer
lildread1 2 years ago
lol autographed by the unicorn
rogerdlf 2 years ago 3
It's dosen't even look like him..He looks like a man for once.Hes such a smartass! XDDDD
The Unicorns sighed it :)
On the Unicorn Farm.... I fucking wish!
StratusSticky 2 years ago
hahahahahah! "Dusty"
brokenhourglass 2 years ago 2
Space cource horse to horse
XxxbabyMaker 2 years ago 3
lmao a bakers dozen of unicorns
CactusDelight 2 years ago 6
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Anyone who likes Tim and Eric congratulations you are blessed with a good sense of humor. People who say they aren't funny are losers.
SWAC424 2 years ago 231
Hey, people are entitled to their own opinions...
But yeah, fuck 'em. Tim and Eric are genius.
Zackmo92 2 years ago 6
You sir, speak the truth.
OMGITSJAD 2 years ago
goddamn right
EvilBeatsmith 2 years ago
@SWAC424
Some of their stuff falls dead, but it's all so random you can't help but wonder wtf those guys are smoking to come up with all this off the wall stuff. It is pretty funny though, especially when they dress like women. Eric is way to big to be a convincing woman! lol
PetrifEye 1 year ago
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SWAC424 1 year ago
@SWAC424
My aren't we the angry one. I watch the show too and I find it funny as hell. I was referring to all the stuff they come up with, and how they pretty much run in any direction. I just hate that the shows are so short though. Always leaves me wishing they'd extend it!
PetrifEye 1 year ago
@SWAC424 lol @ blessed.
Cyl11011 1 year ago
@SWAC424 I LOVE THIS SHOW THERE HILARIOUS
DRAYLUS12 1 year ago
@SWAC424
love the show to death but this is the only time i will agree with the haters, it is the most terrible show on tv and this just proves that in todays day and age you can broadcast anything and people will love it, because it's on tv.
thundertower 1 year ago
@SWAC424 hahaha :)
I agree, but I would add, that it might just be that they lack a certain kind of humor :)
TheReasonWhyGuy 1 year ago
@SWAC424 You are very wise.
LukeRech 1 year ago
hahahha!!! wtf xD totally awesome
lawlDANi 2 years ago
hahahaha charmer, david, and magic
whotheledbeatle 2 years ago
She has the thickest Boston accent hahah
polarity1 2 years ago
fuck boston
iyf1 2 years ago 6
About a baker's dozen unicorns, autographed by the unicorns, *dusty*
IWishIWasFinnish 2 years ago 4
917-14-2416-17-711-711-261-1432 ext 112B hahahahahhahhahahahahhahaaaaaa
TehNewV 2 years ago 60
@TehNewV 2311b
devyboo2 1 year ago
hahahha this is awesome ^_^
SJAproductions16 2 years ago
great job
death2empire 2 years ago 2
damn he look good now. nice job timmy
LOVEKREWz0r 2 years ago
No, this was before he got fat.
peoplethought 2 years ago 6
lmao
Devdawg95 2 years ago
GJ!
Cmarmar100 2 years ago
she got trolled hard core
cunumbr1 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ijustneedthatsong 2 years ago 2
i love the phone number he gives them
TheBeretta92fs 2 years ago 6
i really dont think thats tim..but.this is funy shit..and if that is tim...hes on yayo
jontronhaha 2 years ago
Eric gained like a trillion pounds holy!
893165009 2 years ago
hahhaha
is that martha stewart?
sanamalik2008 2 years ago
wtf why is everyone commenting on his weight??????? this show is awesome is all you need to say.
obiekiller30 2 years ago 6
cause we wanna fornicate the shit out of him, nibble on his skinny sphincter there
sveloga 2 years ago 4
holy crap! he's so thin! hot stuff! i mean either way he's hot stuff.
Jiffybob47 2 years ago
Jeff Bridges.. the actor.
delciemcwhoopie 2 years ago 5
The fatter tim gets, the more i love him
bennyhaha55 2 years ago 6
Agreed.
DieterWeber 2 years ago
Fat tim rules!!
ratava911 2 years ago 2
Is that Tim? Holy shit he was thin...but I guess chubbier guys are funnier? Anyway this is funny.
yyzny21688 2 years ago
lol awesome! phone number bit was great
crocman17 2 years ago
hilarious.
jbliv83 2 years ago
Damn, I hope he finds that picture.
lednerg 2 years ago 5
wow how stupid are these people
pfcamp112 2 years ago 5
A bakers dozen. I love it!
strockman 2 years ago 5
Tim and Eric are the heirs apparent to Bob and David and I'm so glad that someone continues to do this type of comedy.
666kornfan6969 2 years ago
Tim is so skinny.
qzero000 2 years ago 2
was so skinny...
hahacheezitsarentfun 2 years ago
Dusty?! LMFAO!
LifeofaWriter 2 years ago
Very FoneJacker-esk.
CincinnatusSPQR 2 years ago
112....B
HumanCruton 2 years ago
Tim an Eric are so fucking awesome! and sexy too! If Eric was here right now, I'd fucking ride him like a unicorn. I wish I could have mad passionate sex with him. He is so fucking sexy. I want him inside of me. I want to be fuced by him so badly. I would scream of womanly jubulation if he would stick his cock inside my pussy.
siries3 2 years ago 14
haha wow
xKXRider11x 2 years ago 7
that was beautiful.........
reaper666skateteam 2 years ago 10
That got me horny for some sex.
sweethenrietta 2 years ago 3
what about time
ZacktheOrange 2 years ago
woah..
LifeofaWriter 2 years ago
yea wtf? was tim on heroin or something?
exploremagic23 2 years ago
Damn He Was Skinny Here..
CircaMay85 2 years ago
omg your a goofy person ah that was very silly of you to do ;p
HaloSlayer195 2 years ago
hahahaha
My name is Jeff Bridges, the actor.
supercoolsunday 2 years ago 3
Uhh, No. Tim and Eric aren't gay. Tim's married.
RobotRoboCyborg9000 2 years ago
"This is a picture of about a baker's dozen unicorns."
GammyGoose 2 years ago
lol if some one called me like that i would have been like who the fuck is this?
HurricanesHand 2 years ago
hahaha the funniest shit eveer xD
love2readtwilight 2 years ago