AIDS CURED!!!!! According to the TV

[mahtexas]

I could pause whenever in the video and you will be making a hilarious face.

[KairiMelancholy]

XD The add is about a potato supplier :3

[MrJa1l]

someone did get hurt... but i see what you mean

[mha1john]

3:20 EPIC FACE TIME!

[FinalAnimus]

@sxephil Supposedly aids is actually cured, they can put ozone in your blood to oxigenate it, and kill the aids virus by empowering antibodies, or something along those lines.

[mvaleree]

aids? sounds like some thing that would come out of your butt

:P hehe 

[madmelidy31]

@mvaleree what what in the butt.... aids

[Alararox]

I saw Inception last night with friends and we all screamed at the TV when you didn't get to see I'd the totem fell or not.

[MrBradshawbenjamin]

@Alararox I think the point is that he didn't care.

[TheRandomYTAccount]

@Alararox Explanation from Tumblr:

"So, you know how everyone thinks that the Top is his totem, but in the beginning he mentions that it’s actually Mal’s? Well, you see, if it’s not his totem, then it’s not going to properly work for him. Cobb’s totem is his WEDDING RING. Whenever he’s dreaming, he has a wedding ring on because, as he says, in his dreams, they’re still together. In reality, he’s not wearing a ring. During the last scene of the movie? He’s not wearing a ring. BAM, REALITY."

Yup

[MrSignalPlus]

i liked this because he told me to ... it was very compelling

[tyrannoboy123]

Aids

[tyrannoboy123]

aids

[the1hero1of1time]

get the people with aids and quarantine them, when they die, no more aids spread around, problem solved

[LBC6893]

Gays with AIDS shouldnt be given the cure until they give up doing gay shit

[doodl3bugg13]

@LBC6893 Fuck you.

[20vampgirl]

He said TYRONE idiot

[poloit8]

whats your boyfriends name ?

Hirone!

WTF!?!?!!?

[sepsepsep12]

i would play hide and seek with HIV cause im a fearless bastard

[bugahabuc]

You said "AIDS Parade"

AIDS isn't funny, but that's funny.

[1killer1995]

am i the only one who thumbed up the video right when he said to?

[haigfeinn]

HIV is not AIDS and AIDS is not HIV but HIV can cause AIDS INTERNET PEOPLE LEARN YOU FACTS

[metalk1tt3n]

@haigfeinn teach*

[MrSneakytrout]

3/5 compromise constitutional convention

[martino11]

Ads have officially ruined youtube..

[ZaMuMx]

@martino11 you can always block them!

[danielsp9]

@dzyb4wrkvf You're adorable, the job you were given adds no value to anyone. You are receiving a paycheck because you signed your life away to the military who uses you as another pawn. I'm glad you're in charge of something, because your life would be completely miserable if you weren't, right? People like you are useless in the REAL world. Go back to making threats, I'll find out who you are and get you thrown out.

[DrunkilyUnsober]

Check a guy on youtube called

UndergroundWellness

He has excercises also, recipes, and misconceptions, and reason for why you may not be losing weight when you diet and excercises, even why you could be depressed on a low fat diet

[ItsZiib]

why is this in my subbox now

[allmiles1]

tea party = alice in wonderland.....lol

[XXshockx]

482 ppl have HIV

[Redbarren115]

not to rain on anyones paraids.lol

[MrMZaccone]

All they've done is find a way to make the testing for its presence ineffective.

[JesseArrr]

I used the HIV story for a school project

[goldapple123]

my bf is black and my mum said to him if u come near her i'll kill u... omg i'm 34 yrs old.about the doll, why cant ppl get the we're all r human an doll is just an fucken doll no matter wat colour

[rahrahritaa]

good thing that guy's aim sucks

[Lillirosealie67]

haha my sister is a weather lady XD

[ishmusictv]

like in pulp fiction

[BigMarv50]

LMAO "Whats your boyfriends name?" "Tyrone." .....straightface.

[YinTheZebra]

479 people have HIV

[XxXxChunkyPandaxXxX]

@YinTheZebra its getting old you jackass

[RoughThief]

Ok, does ANYONE watch videos of how to lose weight actually because they believe that crap? I want to know.

[DestroyHD]

33333nd like!

[LyfSukz]

Wow, three-fifths? That's insane.

[nhurtbeans]

three-fifths that's perfect lol

[xCoolzxX]

@nhurtbeans lol awww, i am pretty sure most ppl wont get it.

[teentitans0789]

i hate watching the tv/news, mainly because they take every living soul in america to be retarded, so i watch the philip defranco show.

[ListenToProphetSix]

HIV is not AIDS.

Just sayin...

(thumbs up)

[NCIS1fanatic]

my school totally did a lock down and they used that guy as an example when it was the fact that one of r janitors went psycho and called the school and threatened that she would come in and kill everyone just cuz she got fired . i mean seriously there r other jobs out there some ppl need 2 take a chill pill. .... anyways love your videos they r super funny

[blindpilot]

I heard that the school shooter used blanks to fire at the board then reloaded to kill himself. Though that may be a BBC news fail, it does sound better if he did miss all those people.

[topei18]

WHATS YOUR BOYFRIENDS NAME.... TYRONE... YEAH...

[MrMurraypants]

why do you need to lose 35 lbs dude...if you actually lost that much weight, you'd probably look like Christian Bale in the Machinist...just sayin.

[t260y]

Facebook dude has the creepiest face...ever...

[LunaticFringer]

Never trust a weather lady? Didn't we already learn that from Nicole Kidman in 'To Die For' Phil? : )

[Shadoxxd]

Omagosh ur fuk* hilarious with the truth with the cheeseburger n relating it with aids....Words of wisdom : U Speak the truth that sum gullible ppl wouldnt realize ;)

[paranoia526]

soo happy no one got hurt

[TheDoodlibop]

...and I was JUST saying how good you looked lately to myself. :D

Good on ya, Phil.

[ifeelrelaxed]

No one got hurt.. no one got hurt!? No one got- I laughed, ok?

[curesriches]

@ifeelrelaxed Yup, Suicide is no accident, 4 groups of seven buddies, someone wrote a script.

[Sneakidy1]

That shooting happened two counties away from where I currently live. Pretty scary stuff. The craziest local story I've heard since a guy was caught screwing his pet goat. Yep.

[itasaku4ever465]

hey whats the name of his app

[VulgarFate]

Hide and Seek with HIV... Oh my.. O.O

[hihihiguy7]

I wonder who would win in a game of hide and seek osama bin laden or HIV

[NikkiDaGamerLIVE1]

Well everyone.......but the suicide facebook KooKoo

[Sakio442]

What is that link at the bottom of the guy's facebook page? Is that an actual link or is it fake?

[doyce1000]

bull

[fr3kal3sias]

the black doll is more because its more cause its more tropical africa/ierland

[KatKabob]

False accusations of rape ruin it for everyone. It makes it more difficult for us to get justice when it really does happen. Police doubt everything without physical proof, so those of use who don't have the proof can get nowhere.

[savannahomgtaco111]

Pretty scary! Phil Defranco... Ur awesome!

[savannahomgtaco111]

The V sign from V for Vendetta? Haha! I love tht movie:) but Thts

[SchrodingersDreads]

That dude who missed everyone, Pulp Fiction much?

[mosspaw98]

press pause then play and press 2 many times. then do the same with 7

[catchafly1]

good work please check out this vid only 1 min,  please sub yhx

[CourtlandJacobSmock]

anyone else find it ironic that the black doll costs 3/5ths of what the white doll costs.....3/5ths compromise. lol.

[nickigw94]

"if HIV played Hide and Seak, it would win, every time... and then kill you...." ROTFL

[tehpurpleninja098]

@nickigw94 You spelt "seek" wrong. Get your facts straight.

[hallfamilypowns]

his shirt is badass....

[Mxlsptlk]

HIV cured... if only.

[cjohmama]

ill give u a cheesburger.....

[TheAwesomejuan]

i saw the the board of ed guy on the news. very terrifing

[OathOfOdium]

Monkeys are extremely violent....

[rocko562]

awsome intro...gay "show"

[MattieKirby1]

@rocko562 i hope your being sarcastic... your commenting to one of the most famous people on the internet dude...

[rocko562]

@MattieKirby1 i aint who gives a fuck if he's famous he has a gay show.!

[MattieKirby1]

@rocko562 why is he so fuckin famous then!!??!! everyone help me out on this he thinks phils gay!

[CarbonNixton]

fuck you philip defranco.....scrub

[easchner]

So in order to 'punish the wicked rich' he decides to shoot up a school board?!? He does realize these are normal people who get at most a few grand per year to put up with parent's bullshit in addition to their normal job, right?

[Goatacon]

Nothing against Phil but is anyone else very sick of this cliche youtube editing style of cutting footage every .5 to 1 second?

[chiefgunman]

@pyrohoboy lol I love you hahahahahaha

[demonstrationclass8]

"he's tyrone!"

umm tyrone biggums

[JohnFuent3s]

Douche I don't to see ur stupid friends talk about a movie or ur trainer talking how he fucked you and made u loose weight

[zenoparodie]

you should really read the testament, its truth.

[ninaloveslife09]

watched that vid from the school board. why would that ginger chick try to be a hero?

[paintball4life21]

why in gods name did they give it the acronym aids? it doesn't aid anything. it just kills you. and unless you are suicidal, that's a bad thing.

[korleonis]

Let's be truthful, Nobody want black children, baby baby dolls, and black girl porn.

[Desireecheney]

Thumbs up for the epic bear vs shark t-shirt.

[buttflower92]

@Desireecheney very epic man lol

[midevilmonday]

@Desireecheney there not fighting, thats how the infamous bear sharkwas born... the land kind not the sea kind

[Angelxdeath646]

Hey Phil did you just compare being cured of aids to getting a cheeseburger?! haha yea ok just saying

[Shockingist]

I can't believe you would have friends who like you

[Gun8979]

If you were to play a game of hide and seek with HIV, HIV would win every time... THEN KILL YOU!

[xInToxiic]

Big Sweaty Donkey Dick

[drorharush]

"Pulp Fiction" much?

"none got hurt"? didn't the dude die?

[fcw0]

The moral of the school board shooting is to learn how to aim and shoot a gun before you try and shoot someone. What a dumbass

[iTrollBadStuff]

rofl in early US history, there was a compromise called the 3/5 compromise which said that slaves were 3/5 of a person, for census and house of representatives purposes

[jhildebrand3]

4:09 nuf said... eep

[jcutler007]

@Stingray1497

I just learned about that, how funny!!(:

[jcutler007]

"My totem is my self-esteem" LMAO!

[callmesuspect]

I'm just happy no one got hurt.

No one got hurt.

No one.

No one got hurt.

....

You know, maybe he wouldn't have killed himself, if everyone wasn't saying he was nobody.

...

No one got hurt.

[uavida]

I have been in a bad mood lately for quite some time and Phil really Philled me in.

[analantify]

it's so sad when the frustration of living in a rigged monopoly game causes people to be so desperate that suicide is the only recourse they feel they have.

[sakishiya]

man zuckerberg is a creepy looking mother fucker

[shortstak6]

you're annotation for "Watch the Tuesday PDS" only sends me to this video again. I tink you might want to fix this.

[Stingray1497]

Haha, Three-Fifths compromise of 1787 to count 3/5 of slaves.

[JTTProduction]

i saw the video bout the guy shooting pretty intense

[tenaynayy]

subbed to him!

[grungeface87]

Why was the weatherwoman not the DBOTD..?

[GreyArmadillo]

THE LORD SAVED HIM! NOT SCIENCE!

GOD IS THE CURE FOR HIV!

bahahaha suck my balls. just kidding. not really.

Everyone is a moron.

[trevor2349]

i was gunna eat my fake rape accusation cookie....

[bra1235]

and thats the way the cookie crumbles

[Crazyfuqndude]

Whats the story with Magic Johnson? He had HIV and spent millions of dollars. Now its undetectable in his system and that was in the headlines well over 10 years ago.

[Pinky39559]

When I first read on Twitter of the stem cell miracle that supposed to have cured that gentleman of AIDS , naturally I was very excited , but then I started reading the reactions on a few websites and got to thinking maybe it is not the cure we have been looking for , that man will probably have a serious relapse and die , but it is a start , and the doctors and scientists will continue to work on it until the next AIDS patient is really given a clean bill of health .

[jbrune25]

ahhh bear vs shark

[joegt123]

Aids isn't a problem. It's a solution. It is natural selection at work.

[pyrohoboy]

@joegt123 Natural selection is about genetics, for instance genetic diseases like cystic fibrosis or being 7 ft tall and heavily muscled. It's about how that helps you live. Aids if anything isn't as everyone on the planet is just as susceptible as everyone else and affects everyone in the same way. Natural selection at work would be something like avoiding a piano falling on your head because nature compensated your retardness with extra peripheral vision.

[Landonwk]

@joegt123 Im going to laugh when you get Aids.

[chr0nicForc3]

magic cured his hiv

[datsunboy43]

452 people are fake and gay. and also were stillborn.

[padshance]

asshole!

[OneADayFoody]

The story about the school shooting guy was that his wife came home early 1 day and he found out and was pissed and so she told him that she was fired, and in a fit of rage he went down to the school and did that whole thing, later they found out that she lied to her husband and that she actually quit because she didnt like it.

[flameboy1217]

quick question phil is that a bear fighting a shark shirt? because that is absolutely awesome and i want one. where did you get it?

[ieatfoodthreetimes]

@TheKingOfRuckus you sir are the dumbest mother fucker i have ever communicated with. you say that aids shouldn't be spoken of as if it were as bad as jason vorhees and then you switch sides.

[TheGettoburd]

that shirt.. is fucking.. bad ass.. America.

[Retrograding]

goooddd I fucking love you Phil.

I want to suck your cock.

and lick your face, and do SOME FUCKED UP THINGS TO YOU.

callmebby.

[RUL1S88]

MAKE A PLASTIC OPERATION YOU ARE SO HORRIBLE!!!!!

[HeroLyrical09]

KILLUMINATI!

[Brendan19BL]

I still want that shirt :L

[ultrajd]

I guess its a good thing that guy was a lousy shot.

[itbeenlikethat7]

HIV is on the same level of hide and seek as Anne Frank

[jculpa]

I just watched the suicide video. Don't watch it guys, too much.

[miketbeast]

Ever heard of the three-fifths compromise? The black doll was only worth 3/5 of a vote in the Dollhouse of Representatives.

[gerardarthurway56]

blah. oh panama city, famous for school board hostages and girls gone wild incidents... man i love living here.

[xLovexIsxRebornx]

i like your shirt

[Zalfazar]

Lol u and toby have the same gay / girly voice

[dominiking69]

everyone knows that the cure for AIDS is death

[JazTrumpett]

it would win. every time. AND THEN KILL YOU.

[JazTrumpett]

it would win. every time. AND THEN KILL YOU.

[toombs911]

The shooter was shooting blanks, mate :)

[L0LiDk]

@toombs911 Then how did he take his own life?... 

[jmw1500]

at first i thought i would hate this one because of the title, but i ended up liking it , weird.

[dpetriciolet]

Lmao! " tyrone "

[Ninja47Monkey]

@dpetriciolet Thats my name

[yohkoGaming]

3rd place!!?!? HE SHOULD BE 1st!

[aaamosle]

man that guy sucks at COD

[chaplain327]

phil...thats an awesome shirt

[armin3442]

@classyrichwise you know shes a porn star

[VANSxMAFIA]

@classyrichwise he wants to lose weight not stare at a chick with huge boobs and tight pants

[silentd0ct3r]

@classyrichwise BAM big tiities!

[DemonSpiritTheAngel]

there was also the only lady on the bored hit the guy holding them hostage with her purse i saw it on the news

[TheMeganPenguin]

@DemonSpiritTheAngel I did too. She was stupid. I don't know how she thought a purse would hurt him enough to stop him instead of just bothering him and pissing him off more. ( Won't work unless there were bricks in her purse)

[xtinmancamx]

3/5th's compromise. DUH.

[GravemindLFX]

Theres only 33milion people in Africa??

[vXAlbertXv]

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

[TOXICMONKEYLOVE]

@vXAlbertXv marriage is like a hot bath...once you get use to it, it's not so hot anymore