5secondfilms Week in Review #99

[RommelBMmCod]

0:33

[Danwolf15]

DON'T MOVE KELSY O_O"

[MrTarheel2147]

I want a 5SF Mortal Kombat game pronto

[PiccoloNamek]

LOL, I love the "DUN!" at the end of "Pussy Note". Honestly, it makes the whole video.

[PsyGwendok]

Anyone knows what the beggining/ending music is, and what's the instrument played? Thanks.

[darryltheglen]

@PsyGwendok I'm not sure the artist or song title, but it sounds like a jaw harp to me. Like what Snoopy plays!

[Roboman60]

Brians face gets me everytime!

[personthewat]

Did anyone else see the P turn to a B 0:29

[MrClaytable]

@personthewat no shit, thats the point stupid

[personthewat]

@MrClaytable Of course it's the point dumbass or it wouldn't make sense...

[MrClaytable]

@personthewat well your pointing it out like its bug news when its pretty obvious

[personthewat]

@MrClaytable How can you say it's pretty obvious when different perspectives are involved, how do you know that a bunch of people didn't notice that it changed. It would be a challenging concept to understand based on your reaction, but some people just see one thing then another, just understanding how.

[MrClaytable]

@personthewat no, if you actually read it, its pretty obvious

[nickandrejackson44]

i want kelsey...

[bond626007]

DON'T MOVE KELSEY. O_O

[uberrrich]

i have shit to do! i can't stop watching these!!!!!!!!!

[vengefulnoob]

To be fair, we all know that we'd be in the exact same position even without the bomb.

[bravicimo]

I can never do my homeworks because of you

[12321lot]

This is the 17th time i said to myself 'this is he last one i'm watching'.  yes, i've counted. no, it won't be the last one xD

[Elleander1]

@12321lot By randomly commenting your comment I will force you to watch it again. Yes, I'm cruel.

[12321lot]

@Elleander1 Ohh yes you are sooo cruel... I predict i'll be watching those vid's for another hour now. Poor me xD

[aisufh]

That chick is cute.

[drawingzzz]

the dislike bar is shorter than kim kardashians marriage...

[VAKanako]

@drawingzzz you made this comment only to get thumbs out, too bad its not working out.

[drawingzzz]

@VAKanako it must be such an intresting life hating on people you dont even know from the comfort of you toilet seat isnt it?

[RobinsTaste]

Well that bomb thing happend to me one day....But my hands were backtied so...yeah, you figure how I disarmed it.... : S

[xel99]

lol thats me winning at mortal kombat

[spiceyspider]

@xel99 me too :D

[mjaukatt123lol]

dude, the in-between-films-song sounds just like "The White Man Marches On" from American History X

[treeman258]

anyone else notice they changed "parking" to "barking" ? ( on the 3rd video)

[deadhope]

@treeman258 You can tell he wrote that last bump with a sharpie.

[uninployed12]

Any reference with the gunslinger?

[MultiCrunchbar]

@uninployed12 I think its one of the Clint Eastwood movies, but I'm not sure. :)

[Jessdmann]

I BANG YOUR CAT ALL THE TIME!

[TheDrunkenApplesauce]

DONT MOVE, KELSEYYYYY.

[warofthewalruses]

whats that insturment in the first intro? it boing boing boing one.

[Roboyoyo]

@warofthewalruses jaw harp

[VirtuaBlueAM2]

0:40

That is my MK History right there.

[radadamsable]

Hahah. I love the last one. I wished they said that every time I fucked up a fatality.

[MenAmongPoodles]

why did he tell her not to move? did he want her to die?

[sheepintheherd]

the last two were great. well you win and thats what matters

[MrFohlin]

Why is masturbation in the tags?

[MenAmongPoodles]

@MrFohlin cuz of the ready to blow bit

[stewy1897]

Now that's (put's on sunglasses) some hard liquor. YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[ProxAyeMox]

@MrPacheco7 "I bang your cat all the time"

[Gohan1819]

Kelsy moved and nik exploded all over the town XD

[barth666]

whats the title of fade out song?

[dnettles1996]

Damn Kelsy's hot!

[fetch300]

@dnettles1996 You don't say?

[themassivefail]

"well you won and thats what matters"

[1StopMusic]

How'd the bomb get in there? o_O

[Rotneybot]

@1StopMusic ...Magic! *Snort snort*

[TheRealRealFlippy]

@1StopMusic Hooker assassins.

[TheMightyFiction]

@1StopMusic Presumably, he fell asleep on the couch, one of the others suggested crotch-bombing him and after a number of oddly contrived misunderstandings, we arrived here.

[tekakaroboy]

@TheMightyFiction Nooooo! Its funnier when you don't answer that question. :(

[CloudStrifeThe1st]

@1StopMusic

Ex-girlfriends can be bitches, dude.

[SpiffyHarry]

@1StopMusic

Chuck Norris... Probably... I assume it was Chuck Norris.

[jbrookeiv]

Another great review, man.

[Tom3609]

I bang your cat all the time...

[TubularBroccoli]

It makes you wonder how the bomb got there in the first place

[rezzchild]

"bullet proof vest.BRILIANT" hahaha 

[sluggo06]

Well you won, so that's what matters. Lol

[TheTLTLHeadquarters]

This made me outbreak in laughter. Great work you guys your channel is awesome. Keep them coming.

[MarcoFriendino]

Fatality FAIL!!!

[Kidzilla99]

Looks like all the practice at masturbation finally payed off! Yeah!

[fshgjguhergbertyuihg]

Well, you won and that's what matters...

[caneanimequeen]

lol boy these videos are so funny!

[lcpuche]

finishing move is what happened to me the most

[GuiltyTrace]

This is the best week in review in a month. Props 5SF.

[SunOfStorm]

Ready to blow was absolutely brilliant

[bigguy2128]

Kelsy, I'm about to... explode. ;)

[FacelessDeviant]

Could someone please explain the last one?

[entocheets]

@FacelessDeviant If you've played a Mortal Kombat game before, right at the end before you kill your opponent you can input a combination of buttons to perform a 'fatality' - a gruesome way to finish off your enemy. But most of the time you stuff up the buttons and just end up punching and kicking the air so your opponent just dies on the spot.

[FacelessDeviant]

@entocheets Yeah, I know that, but does the characters have anything to do with it?

I feel like I'm missing the point.

[xXHaibaneXx]

@FacelessDeviant No, Lord Volac and Boss America are made up. ^^

[PetergoldXD]

she's so hot :'(

[ZalbNacho]

BOSS AMERICAN is my kind of president!

[ProjectShocase]

tha MK one had me diein..

[zawodowiec650]

0:40 Pudzian vs Butterbean

[512Airsoft]

This week was really good hahaha...Except for the first one I didn't get that...

[KaiNoOkane]

@512Airsoft

In golf you have to play your ball where it lands or take a penalty on your score. He dropped the beer so had to drink it where it landed.

[512Airsoft]

@KaiNoOkane Ahh I see thanks haha

[phishthefish]

The Mortal Kombat one is so true.

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

The last two were hilarious!!!

[TiNYTiM6791]

why no HD5second films yet?

[lateraali]

@TiNYTiM6791 they are in 5secondfilms website

[Catcherintherye11111]

funny like potatoes on sunday YEEEHAAA!!!

[smartepantz15]

brian was on the verge of exploding in his pants :D

[popomczowzow]

Can someone explain why the first one is funny? I don't get it

[kcgiant06]

@popomczowzow in golf you can't move the ball so where ever it lands you must hit it and the beer fell on the ground and they said it drink it where it lies

[cobiwanskill]

lol, these are now getting better and better.

[MrDarthKitten]

Youtube: the place where if you missed it in the video, look at the top comment to get a recap.

[knuckleisgodlike]

best review in weeks !

[Nicx950]

there's a bomb in my pants, and it's about to explode!

[PurpleHazeGoofyGrape]

Nice golf/beer clap! 

[0ner0ckb0y]

hahahahahah 

[JohanPersson]

I hope every females will now understand why we men have our hands inside our pants, we are always defusing bombs. Wierd? No. Heroic? YES!

[Oremir]

"I wasnt fapping mom, i was defusing a deadly bomb!"

[simonkosonen]

@Oremir yes.

[asspickle010]

"Read to blow" is now one of my favorite 5secondfilms <3

[klosashz]

good week!

[Sandstorm96]

Don't move kelsey.. lol haha :D

[AvsJoe]

The last one sums up every one of my MK fights. Fuck that game and its awesomeness!

[Choo69]

the kelsey was the best one

[N4RF3R]

@Choo69 I agree, but Finishing Move was pretty awesome too.

[AltShiftSpam]

Best video in a while

[Meritsusa]

Jew harp!

[gearsofart]

0:33 LOOOOOOOOOOL

[Ido013]

LMAO I love what came out of the Quit parking your car here all the time! XD

[TriggerLiito]

Best week yet.

[psycopathicmind]

"dont move kelsey"

[crazyman496]

@psycopathicmind one of the funiest one lol

[that1guy101691]

"well you won and thats all that matters." lol

[Komacncheese]

You guys are awesome!

[thebrim82]

ready to blow made me lol

[BboyJovi]

"......don't move Kelsey..."

[martindanny]

@BboyJovi

thats the best one LOL

[westsiderz808]

BULLET PROOF VEST..BRILLIANT

[onvogmasaj]

dang this is prob the best week in review. "READY TO BLOW" is one of my top faves now.

[ZippyRagu]

QUIT

PARKING YOUR CAR

HERE ALL THE TIME

I

BANG YOUR CAT

ALL THE TIME

[recaked]

Mortal Kombat FAILTALITY...

[ThatGuyYouNeverSaw]

well you won and that's what matters. lol!

[jhohcable]

Haha the Mortal Kombat one, basically every opportunity for a fatality that's all that happened with me.

[MishimaZero]

LOL!!! I LOVE THIS ONE

[LegendaryGIR]

@AxeGamers Its not digeridoo, its Jew's Harp. And the song you're thinking of is "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"

[byronrush1]

@LegendaryGIR Also called a mouth harp.

[HappyProletariat]

@AxeGamers "Battle Hymn of the Republic"

[Chekkogrnteam]

No one of these makes any sense.

[BassTwisterOfficial]

@Chekkogrnteam say 1 that does xD

[midmarkink]

the music used here is pretty epic...

[Adu767]

Friends don't let friends sing karaoke

[lumpmasta]

You could say he took care of that bomb (puts on sunglasses) SINGLE HANDEDLY! YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[perryman333]

@lumpmasta You my friend, receive my "best worst CSI reference" award. I congratulate you.

But seriously, I laughed out loud at that :P

[lumpmasta]

@perryman333 "Thank you Perry! This means alot to me, getting this award! I'd like to thank god, my mama, my producer, and...."

"Yo lumpmasta I'll let you finish, but psycopathicmind had the best comment on this video of all time! All time!"

[perryman333]

@lumpmasta You just became one of my favourite people ever.

[happykidd100]

@lumpmasta THATS THE MOST ORIGINAL THING IVE HEARD.+1 INTERNET FOR YOU.

[Rickymoros]

ajaajaj

[MrSuperKingBigNuts]

...don't move Kelsey...you giving me a boner will lift the bomb high enough for me to cut the wire...so please...don't leave...

[Chucktanium]

TIME BOMB! IT'S A TIME BOMB! I'M NOT MASTU-

*boom*

[bigg132]

ready to blow was awesome

[QWERTYCommander]

The cat likes it.

[MarcelGERMAN]

When I heard The Gunslinger, I was thinking about Team Fortress 2.

Damn, Im playing to much.

[TheSteakJustice]

This is probably the most consistently good week of 5sf in a long time.

Good on you, 5sf.

[1waka2laka]

i loved the mortal kombat one

[maxisku2]

loll, all of these were great

[gibsondudek]

finish him

[DrDot]

Boss America is my favourite Mortal Kombat character.

[EvIsH232]

Mortal kombat one is so true.

[TheHmbrgr]

"ready to blow" was the best xD

[hyrys]

@TheHmbrgr agreed

[wowsuperaddicted]

1 more to 100th i hope it's gonna be special!

[WeirdyIsHere]

Oooh! Getting close to your 100th!

[Cruzito3000]

"Quote from the video we ALL just saw"

[NoHeadsProduction]

Bullet proof vest, brilliant xD

[Cruzito3000]

!st!

^^^^ :P:P:P

[bainaka]

Its not how you play the game or who wins or loses. its how many arguments over what character is broken for each title :D

[vladSAINTsSA]

I bang your cat all the time!

[danetucker]

The MK one has happened to everybody. Awesome.

[RevoltOfAges]

the bomb one was brilliant and the MK one was incredibly true.

[thesplage]

The first 2 were meh... the rest were as good a your heyday 5sf! This pleases me! :D

[cbtorneros]

Ready to Blow... briliant. The last two were great.

[drivepro]

so it was only a three day week?

[munster2012]

@drivepro : Count again.

[Garfen]

HAHA how did the bomb get into his pants in the first place? Epic!

[TheNeverworld]

OMG. "Ready to Blow" floored me! XD

[barkwindbat]

Dont move!?

[MrEarcheese]

You have received 1 bonuspoint for the mouthharp.

[Theonewhoclimbs28]

@MrEarcheese Word

[TheWoldInMyHead]

i got stuck in the bomb ting lots of times

[quadstrike]

all of these were really good lol

[ZaitsevLand]

I like the mortal combat one

[LPfanatic102]

"Don't move Kelsey..." LMAO