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  • he wouldn't even shake the boys hand!

  • "you're a 21 year old kid." - contradictory. :L

  • Stuart was a complete idiot. but the interviewers on that show aren't even very good, they're out to make the candidates look like fools, to make good tv. its what they're paid for. no self respecting business person would go on that show.

  • what do you mean no self respecting business person would go on this show. The interviewers dont get paid for this. You are a complete wanker.

  • if an interviewer refused to shake my hand I'd be tempted to urinate upon them.

  • As arrogant as Stuart is, Claude is just rude. Come on, not offering to shake his hand? It felt as if he was out to attack him from the start.

  • Claude , is scary.

  • CRINGE!

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  • The Appretentious?

  • what a twat i wish i ran him over

  • i think i might be

  • this is arrogance gone mad, and im not just talking about the almighty brand

  • lol "Sit down please"

  • Stuart may be deluded, but Claude is one arrogant cnut.

  • Claude is one mean mofo.

  • Naturally talented bullshitter

  • 0:09 classic Claude! haha

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  • Stuart Baggs - a monumental bellend.Enough said.

  • 0.11-0.13 made me laugh every time i watch this.

  • @drimple21

    LMAO

  • I always have to wait a whole year to enjoy Claude Litner, but he is priceless every time. Particularly when he brought Yasmina down a peg or three 2009...

  • Claude is such a badass.

  • God this guy just tears into them, though im glad he stayed for the the series that just finished cause he tears into them so bad its funny.

  • "You're not a big fish, you're not a big fish... You're not even a fish!!"

  • I can just see Claude thinking "He shouldn't work for Lord Sugar, he needs to go to be in a care home if he keeps saying he's a fish and an entire field of ponies."

  • the guy at viglen got his vocab wrong but he genuinely swnds otherwise like he knows technology. as for this interviewer, damnn he was right about everything he said to stuart

  • Claude is a legend. Nice to see him back last night.

  • Your not even a fish. Hahahaha!! Love it! :L

  • its hilarious how claude shunds stuarts handshake offer!

  • @CharlieSpeary you spelt prick wrong

  • That was overdue!

  • Stuart = Epic Fail. Taxi! For Stuart.

  • dickhead.

  • Pahaha what a cunt!

  • the guys  a total dickweed

  • I think Claude has a bit of a crush on him.

  • i think that guy is paid to be a prick

  • His anagram is 'Gasbag Strut'

  • why was he so angry?

  • Stuart Baggs, what a COCK!!

  • 0:09 Awkward as hell.

  • This is why I want to set up my own business. Who would want to work for such stuck-up, offensive bastards? Yeah Stuart Baggs is a moron, but Claude is simply downright rude. It's courteous to shake someone's hand when you meet them, no matter what your pay-grade. 

  • looooooooool, the interviewer has personal issues with stuart lmfao 'you're a 21 year old kid you are not a brand' lool he said you are not a brand like 3 times why is he attacking him like that lmfao

  • "Your not even a fish"

    "Pfft like I care? I have a field of ponies you fat useless bald cunt!"

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  • hey claude..can i have a tickle of your bollocks!!

  • @tenseman08 lol jason manford

  • @rupertacdc :-)

  • That Claude guy is a massive cunt

  • claude is a prick.

  • LOL that is the definition of 'owned'

  • Your not a big fish, You not a big fish, Your not even a fish.. ROFL

    

  • Claude - what an arrogant cunt

  • i think this boy is a modern day walter mitty character.companies turning out three million a year and he joins the que for a job that pays ten times less than his apparent annual turnover.

  • @strumfellow Turnover is Vanity, Profit is Sanity!

  • That's my new insult for people.

    'Here, you're not even a fish mate.'

    Amazing.

  • @zampasf "Stuart the Candiru"...just doesn't have the proper ring to it.

  • the interviewer doesn't even shake his hand at the start!

  • will probably be making important decisions in a couple of years that affect the country oh dear.

  • Stuart "douche" bagg

  • 0.11 thats a par for you stuart

  • The Brand, what a fucking legend!

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  • sad show for tossers made by tossers staring ...tossers and sir tosser .

  • @themooseOFpower Lord tosser

  • @themooseOFpower Critisised by tossers who can't spell...

  • u aint a fuckin brand ya cunt!!!!

  • DICK!

  • rejection at 0:10 !!

  • Not even a fish!

  • 'The brand'? The only brand should be "brand of shit". Claude has amassed millions, ranging into the 200mil mark? Stuart got owned, and a blood good job. I like Claude, he really tears people apart and exposes the bullshit.

  • Legend.

  • So funny

  • Actually he is a fish.

    A gold fish....

  • Stuart Baggs is a fish - A puffer fish!

  • @Leanashe23 lol, good one

  • Claude likes it up the arse

  • Imagine after Claude said "you're not even a fish" Stuart said "No I'm not, I'm a shark!"

    a shark is a fish you idiot!

  • @businessplanning4u But a shark is stronger than a fish. There is a difference.

    E.g, what would you think if your mum said "Hey! I just caught a fish!" You wouldn't expect a shark now would you?

    E.g, what would you think if your mum said "Hey! I just caught a shark!" You'd me like WTF?! A SHARK!?

  • So he has a license for broadband, which is the same as getting a license for fishing. I'd stick to the fishing.

  • @MrAndisHughes smartass*

  • You're not even a fish

  • it woulda been even funnier if Stuat (as self biliving as he is) say No I AM A fish And doest back down on that. looool

  • I'm sorry but anyone who gets a handshake rejected by an interviewer deserves to be a martass -"....I think I might be." Legend.

  • 0:35 ROFL "I think i might be"

  • Imagine after Claude said "you're not even a fish" Stuart said "No I'm not, I'm a shark!"

  • @harz1994 A shark is a fish you fricken retard

  • @stoy1000 And there it is. You killed the joke.

  • @harz1994 fyi , a shark is a fish :P

  • you are not a big fish, you are not even a fish!!!! lool

  • OWNED

  • Claude is deadly :o

  • pretty unprofessional that not shaking his hand. He took this brand thing a bit personally as well lols. I lold at the fish comment!!!

  • claude is being paid to be like that and this is what makes the show exciting, people like stewart and claude are needed for the this show thats why we have so many hits on this page!!!

  • Well done Stuart i hope you make millions, billions, septillions and show those arrogant idiots what you will be capable of in the future you made this years show extremely watchable, without you it would have been boring you are destined to succeed in whatever you do.

  • It's classic when stuart says.." i think i might be a brand" U have to admire his confidence surely..move over David Beckham the brand..and make way for STUART BAGGS!! We'll see him doing ads for Armani soon hahahahhaha

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  • imagine if stewart replied "but i am a fish"

  • @mcfat89 haha i would've loved that. "but sir, i am a fish! look, look at me go..."

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  • Stuart Baggs 'The Brand' seriously irritated Claude 'The Tosser' Littner. It amused me greatly. Stuart at 21 is already far more of a brand than that ugly little pillock Littner will ever be.

  • This guy is loathsome got is comeupance!

    Stuart "Baggs of Shite"

    This guy is representative of the many (not all)

    21 year old so called 'business entrepreneur' asinine, vacuous shits with no business

    integrity or moral compass that want to become

    Millionaires in 3 wks!!

  • i laughed for 3 days !!!!

  • Best moment of the Apprentice this year:

    Claude: "you're not a brand."

    Stuart: "I think I might be."

  • i don't think i'll ever get bored of replaying the "you're not a big fish, you're not a big fish, you're not even a fish"

  • he's a big fish with a field of ponies

  • I'm not a fish, i'm nothing you've heard. I'm you, you, you. I'm not a fish, bitch.

  • 1 Dislike? It must be Stuart Baggs

  • The interviewer might sound like a bastard, but he really highlights how absurd Stuart's view of himself is. In Stuart's own mind he's some kind of glorious entity destined for ultimate success. It's not entirely sane is what I'm saying.

  • If you think carefully, Stuart IS actually a brand due to how unique he is!

  • ah man its all over lol i wonder what the candidates will do now

  • i HATED Stuart at the beginning!! but then realised he was sooo funny coz of all the stuff he said!! he was a legend!

    that interviewe was a right CUNT! no other word for it

  • Love Stuart's reaction to "You're not a brand". "I think I might be", what a fantastically hilarious and utterly cocky tool!

  • WHAT A LEGEND STUART BAGGS THE BRAND

  • lol stuart was so up himself i find this hilarious

  • You're not a fish. Your'e not a big fish. You're not even a fish! LMAO!!!

  • 0:48 for the fun

  • your not a big fish, your not a fish at all

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA

  • So, which is he - a brand or a fish?

  • my fav contestant . stuart. "sound like i knocked his door n said sorry i just run over ur dog" hahahhaaa

  • STUART BAGGS THE BRAND

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  • 0:09 handshake fail PAR

  • Don't tell me what a brand is! Lol

  • Your not even a fish haha

  • to be fair to stuart, even though hes a bit of a tits the guy who interview him was a bit of a dick as well

  • Stuart is a wankmaster.

  • what a shit programme

  • Stuart Baggs getting too much flack, he entertained us, he's very young n will learn,he will do well one day ,he is actually a nice boy

  • @xExTReMEUMeSHx .....are you going through all the videos on youtube sticking up for stuart?

  • @xExTReMEUMeSHx

    Very true!!

  • I think we just discovered that Stuart Baggs is NOT the only person who can annoy Stuart Baggs.... ROFL...

    Well done Claude.

  • An interviewer needs to extra the bad AND the good so we get a balanced view - we've heard nothing of stuarts company, turnover which is meant ot be £ 3mill - ( i doubt thats a lie ), yet Joannas cleaning company was harped on an on about like it was monumental comendation

  • Biggest twat ever!!

  • Funny guy the best contestant by far.

  • loooooooooooool funniest shit ever.

  • I love Claude Littner. He is the man!

  • If I walked into an interview, and the interviewer didn't look up and refused to shake my hand, I'd walk straight out again. This is not how 99% of business people in this country operate and it gives business a bad name.

  • There should be more people like him

  • "you're not even a fish"

    fucking genius

  • the only way to deal with oiks like stuart baggs is to 'feed him to claude' quality viewing

  • fucked up dude... Big fish my foot!!!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!!

  • ...I think I might be.

    Oh how I shall miss The Brand. What a cock, but the most entertaining cock the show has ever had!

  • handshake denial....classic

  • @randomestBloke Big mistake in an interview. Don't offer your sweaty mitt unless invited to do so by the interviewer.

  • @corydorastube No you always offer your hand out first, otherwise the interviewer will think you forgotten basic courtesy

  • @MrPain331 No you don't, at least not in this country. You don't sit down until invited to either.

  • @corydorastube When was the last time you went to interview? I have been advised by careers services and other major businesses you always offer your hand ,true though you don't sit down until asked

  • @MrPain331 The last time I went for an interview was the last time I got a job. Part of my job is teaching advanced interview techniques. If you come to the UK for an interview DON'T proffer your hand before you see the interviewer proffer his hand first.

  • @corydorastube which was in the year.....?

    big business want to see proactive people and I would rather listen to advice I got from my careers office and big businesses who visited my university before I graduated last year AND WHICH GOT ME A JOB, than an anonymous person over youtube

  • @MrPain331 Different countries have different customs. In France you shake hands with all your colleagues every morning. In this country it is not always a good idea to stick your hand out and invade someone's personal space without being invited. It's just advice. The best thing about advice is that you can ignore it.

  • @corydorastube OK.... I'll stay with what works for me, you stay with what works for you

  • this guy is funny

  • What an aggresive, hostile tosser Mr. Littner is.

  • @FreddieSausage he was payed to grill them & put them under pressure to see how they'd react, in business you will come up against a lot more dominating and aggressive characters than him and this interview was set up deliberately to see how they would behave under these circumstances

  • @MrPain331 Ahh...I see you studied at the University Of The Bleeding Obvious !

    Flawed Clitner was under the same remit as the other three interviewers. They managed to serve

    Sid Sugar's needs without displaying hostility and anger. The man's Ego swamped the interview room and, under such circumstances, the fact that Stuart didn't tell him to stick the job up his puckered bottom (along with his right boot) should have secured him a commendation of Great Character.

    should have

  • @FreddieSausage

    Stuart... is that you ?

  • @Shryce It probably is, Stuart was a shit and this sausage lad thinks that everyone you meet in business is nice and cuddly

  • Charlie Brooker touched on the point that these type of shows are edited in a way to give the biggest reaction, of course the interviewer was told what buttons to push

  • Brilliant! They should do a spin-off show with just Claude doing interviews. Oh, and Paul Kemsley too. He was ace.

  • @eroticthriller Paul Kemsley was amazing, I wish he was still an interviewer. Mind you, I'm starting to like his replacement; the litigation guy.

  • I dont think the interviewer was comfortable in front of a camera , he seems very panicy and nervous!!

  • Claude Littner is a legend!

  • Are we supposed to respect that interviewer? I don't. He was disgusting the way he spoke to them, especially when he ignored Stuart's offer for a handshake - how childish! Mind you, he's probably being paid to portray the pantomime baddie.

  • @thed0dgydancer It's Stuart's fault for being such a pussy.

  • @thed0dgydancer he's prob on a few quid more each year than we earn in a lifetime... I'm sure he neither asks for nor wants our respect.