History of China in 3½ Minutes

[tomfong292]

Which one of these guys is Harry Kim from Star Trek voyager?

[18MMW]

@tomfong292 None of us!

[SilverGuard96]

Great video!

[ummmimconfusedowell]

my teacher used this he just muted it wen it said the f word

[beytu95]

the biggest history of the world have turks huntürk atilla, gökturks. mogols cengiz khan, selcuks,ottoman empire....big turkistan is soon insallah....fuck china

[Sybertronic7]

YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!!!!!! OH MY THIS has helped me so much in APWH....Very catchy. :) I suggest all of you history nerds download this on your ipod like I did. :)

[93pavlaka]

epic video

[andres134ful]

i saw this at history

[PrincessSybilla77]

Really love this video! I'm using it to teach my history class! Any chance you guys are going to make one for Japanese history?

[18MMW]

@PrincessSybilla77 Yes! That will be our next "history" video! History of Japan in 3 minutes (heck, we don't need that extra 1/2 minute!)

[PrincessSybilla77]

@18MMW Seriously? That would be so amazing if you did.

[solotasq]

History should never be bleeped.

[18MMW]

@solotasq History isn't bleeped. Just the "F" word. :)

[AsiaNoey]

I really enjoy watching this. Can you please please add LYRICS into the video? Thanks!

[Yahweigh]

2:01 "thas rai go a problem"

Lovin the brit accent LOL

[BabyMaiya]

Great video. Too bad you put the F word in there. I would have loved to show this to my students. How about uploading a bleeped version?

[18MMW]

@BabyMaiya We do have a bleeped version! It's unlisted but you can show your students the version at:

watch?v=jcrmP4IBVVQ

[Dimitri0809]

it's interesting how china became such a big modern econmic superpower during the 20th century only when deng was in charge though.

[greycloudish]

Dooooppppppeeeeee

[Lenangreal]

wtf lol

[teamAmerica101]

Lol awsome job

[gusagos]

The Sui Dynasty is missing!

[yongrenjie]

@gusagos well going by that logic they also missed out tons of other stuff >:

[NIKKElsix]

~• $ •~

When US owes a country more than what a country is worth,

US owns that country.

The only way China will collect on their debt is by force. & yes, the world knows that's coming. Together w/Russia, China will B HELL.

But if it thinks that the US is afraid, it's NOT.

It would rather blow the entire world up rather than become Chinese BiATCHES. Which is the 1 thing China will always B lacking thanks to the traditional Baby-Girl-Neck-Braking*

[Samacun]

@NIKKElsix when you get a loan to get a house from a bank who is the owner of that house ? the difference between China and the U.S. is that China has not had to invade countries to steal resources impose governments . There capitalist ideology is failing BAD ..

[HDsharp]

@NIKKElsix LOL, america's debt is not a problem, cos all we do is take your assets. We dont need cash/curency, cos we have lots of it already.

[richardcadbury]

You have to already know the history of China to enjoy, or even follow, this.

[Jeycuasi]

KAAAAAN

[efren181]

great job guys!!! would be awesome to have the date ranges pop up though! maybe as overlay?

[troopershq]

why did u put the mistakes in?

[ivarunmehta]

Not bad. Quite accurate.

[Pikazilla]

how is this not banned in china?

[Puddingbat]

Um, I thought the UK gave back Hong Kong as the lease was up? There was no fighting, Thatcher just didn't renew.

[ktlam1955]

This the most fun way I've ever seen of describing Chinese history.

[THEAVENGER119]

Epic

[imaginarydiva]

It would be great if the lyrics were shown in the video too

[HomaNova]

LOL FALE on 3:17

USA flag ))

"History of China" from yanki

[MrFileshare]

ROFL! You guys are hilarious!

[Rblett]

Haha, "I didn't mention the rape of nanjing at all". Or Jiang jieshi and Taiwan

[singlemalt25]

Funny how Hong Kong was always somebody's bitch.

[gchong2426]

Awesome for the Wrath of Khan reference alone.



[AlphaDog147]

Loool nice vid I love Chinese ppl

[is2geoff]

lol, the errors are the funniest part

[crossuman]

funny but a correction that needs to be done here...AGAIN....is buddha was born in nepal......and he came from nepal....not india....

[MrMavin15]

@crossuman True, Buddha was born in Nepal. But technically, I think the reference in the video is a metaphor for Buddha's TEACHINGS, which spread throughout and was popularized largely in India. It could be argued that Buddha's TEACHINGS and Buddhism came from India. It's a fine point, I know, but the video isn't totally incorrect.

[numanumatis]

@crossuman He was born in Nepal, but he received enlightenment in India.

[stgreg04]

Damn good!

[duolabm]

hongkong怎么变成小三了

[hkistink]

oland of liars. lol

[thetylife]

Heh....awesome history lesson. THanks!!

[BBradshawProductions]

Nice rap, too bad communism spell the end of China's developement.

Can't live in a country where the government kidnaps people and kill them for organ parts to sell across the world.

A country where female fetus are aborted. How are you billing a country without women?

China is a stupid country runs by stupid people.

[newraychina]

@BBradshawProductions The rappers don't write songs for racists like you to find a place to show your ugliness and stupidity, leave my country and people alone, don't pretend like you care and stop making up things, asshole

[LazarusCato]

@BBradshawProductions kidnapping people and selling their organs is nothing to do with Communism, it has to do with Capitalism.

What would China be like without the 1-Child policy? Alot worse off if you ask me, not that I'm saying how they do it is good.

China is trying to compete in a stupid way with a stupid world.

[bemanhha25051992]

FUCKKKKK CHINAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ervin920]

@bemanhha25051992 FUUUUUKKKKK VIETNAM CUNTSHIT WHORES!!!!!!!!!!

[Theodore2Mr]

@ervin920 What do you have against Vietnam?

[ervin920]

@Theodore2Mr its complicated.

[HDsharp]

@Theodore2Mr nothing, other than, hmm, you can be anti chinese, plus viets pander to americans.

[motiff418]

darn

why didnt you make this during my middle school ancient chinese class

[StoneFreeSofie]

Awesome! :D just what I needed for my exam Chinese history tomorrow, hope I'm gonna pass :p

[ThePirateship2010]

Ahhh...and I slept through Chinese history class in school. Now wait a minute, it was European history class. LOL. Anyone of you have lyrics to this rap. It's cool. 

[18MMW]

@ThePirateship2010 We put the lyrics up in the description. Enjoy!

[mudbloodbyblood]

@18MMW Can I use this video for our history presentation? I'll credit you guys of course! ;) Thanks!!!!

[gregwatanabe18mmw]

@mudbloodbyblood go for it!

[sherryberry229]

omg totally creative and funny! i love it!

[Miss1Mia1]

awesome!

[Blamofy]

Haha, guys! You are so awesome! Please, get big and famous so I can buy your cds! Or at least release them online--I'd pay for them~~ ^^

[camarantus]

I love all of the little pieces of brain candy strewn throughout this video. Brilliant work, guys!

[lppoqql]

LOL

[SCubeEntertainment]

Great job, 18MMW!

[wat123player]

lol I'm learning so quick

[melloe]

that. was awesome.

[jewelee208]

BRAVO!!!!!!!  that was friggin amazing!

[Jest]

That was great! Just the idea of shrinking Chinese history to that length is mind boggling. Good job.