Bride Wars Revisited

[mastershake99999]

hey mark, hugh hefner was in Beverly Hills Cop 2, which was a good movie.

[Deathscent089]

want hugh in iron man? or something like that

[TheNadiator1]

'The Ugly Truth' was the one of the most painful, predictable and genuinely unfunny movies I've seen in quite some time. I think it gives Bride Wars a genuine contest.

[ElleToInterzone]

I've been pretty selective with my viewing this year (being a student and all) but a few I didn't enjoy

the ugly truth (went with a gf I hadn't seen in ages)

away we go

the fourth kind

[RobTheBert92]

Fighting

Twilight: New Moon - worst time I've ever spent in a cinema

There are 2 that I can think of

[DaOriginalHamdinho]

Hugh Hefner is Beverly Hills 2 and that movie is awesome! Does that count Mark?

[TheFandango19]

It doesn't count: you said ten films WORSE than Bride Wars, not ten as bad or worse.

[VeachTastic]

Bide Wars was worse

[GreetingEarthlings]

i don't think that you are bending the rules if you think they are the same as then it is not worse but as bad

[toonuraccoon]

I was going to suggest Beverly Hills Cop II also, I like it though it might not be a great or even good film, I still enjoy it :) Nostalgia perhaps?

[HelpMyNamesTaken]

Haha, when you layered the Charles Dickin's England poster over thre Transformers 2 one, it look like the tagline for it was 'Revenge is coming 2009' :P

[lafairweath3]

Hugh Hefner was in Beverly Hills Cop II, i love that film but understand that many others do not

[Konve]

Worse means worse, that was the term. If it is equally bad then it does not count.

[treezrok]

I'm not watching either of those pieces of crap, that is what I am not paying you for. To keep me from lapses in judgement, and caving in when I know better.

[Tomanistanumerouno]

Stan Helsing.

[Deavi783]

Dragonball Evolution.

[MrCaveCanem]

mark again proving that he is easily the most entertaining movie critic out there.

[madppiper]

Wasn't Hugh Heffner in "History of the World, Part I" ? That movie was great...!

[MalachorWraith]

Yup, History of the World Part 1 was awesome.

[Hedonophobia]

G.I.Joe

[adamshawboro]

cmon. it was ok, camp as fook but as an adult it wasnt exactly snooze material. it knew it was ridiculous. the worst is when directors wank themselves into oblivion over their ego as displayed in the absolute mess that was transformers 2

[Hedonophobia]

Sinking ice. :|

[StarbPuss]

"Movie that was less fun then your dog put down" well there is no fun putting the dog down.

Here are some movies you can recommend to that doctor but he'll never be put down tough.

I Hate Valentine's Day

My life in ruins

All About Steve

Fame

X Games 3-D

The Marc Pease Experience

[thepluginbaby]

erm Spiderman 3?  Hugh Hefner is in that, if you look very carefully...

[DumbfoundAdog]

he was? that proves the shit film theory then

[66633]

Oh come on Kermode. Why quit just because you see bad films? That's silly. I think you're a great film critic, to be honest i think you're the best one out there. Please don't quit.

[ThupinTheLird]

What about Hugh Hefner as a character? I can think of a few humorous depictions of old Hugh that don't actually feature him. Stan Lee's cameo in Iron Man gave me a chuckle (as they usually do in the Marvel films).

[pimlico108]

I don't think I will.

[wma31692]

History of the World Part 1

[welshfilmbuff]

Does The Hangover count? Certainly one of the most overrated of the year!

[salibubba7]

I am happy to see (someone other than myself) admit that "The Hangover" is a complete piece of shit.

[Jellyform]

The Street Fighter movie was appalling.

[BraziliAna]

If one sees a movie a second time it can´t be that bad unless the person is a masochist...

[rodigo1]

dragonball: evolution

streetfighter: the legend of chun-li

homecoming

all about steve

boondock saints 2

i hope they serve beer in hell

gentlemen broncos

but dont actually quit you're damn good

[Temposama]

I have Dragonball, and it is easily worse than Bride Wars. Good shout.

[mizpol]

A great review.. This has warned me away from at least a couple I might have looked at!!

[HuxleyWasRight]

was hefner in "white chicks" ? .... i actually know he wasn't, but no discussion of horrible horrible films is complete without mentioning "white chicks" , just .... meh .

[bigfatcosmo]

Forget about the terrible movies, I don't want Mark to go, can't we focus on the good ones instead!?

[demonology1]

spongebob the movie has the hoff in

[normalvibes]

Beverly Hills Cop 2 wasn't terrible and that had Hef in it (i think - it's been a while since i saw it)

[Anatolij86]

I don't friggin' want you to quit your job! You're my favouire movie critic at the moment!

Therefore I'm not even gonna think of bad movies I saw this year, in fact, I'll deliberately try and only watch good movies which will erase my memories of the terrible ones I saw, so you'll be safe.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch Elephant Man for my very first time. ;)

[surfmunky]

If you've put Transformers 2 you have to include Terminator Salvation.

[AntonGorodetsky]

not really transformers 2 was one of the most painful movie experiences of the year whereas T4 was a mild headache

[Jellyform]

I thought Salvation was alright. Not really a 'bad' film at all.

[surfmunky]

I thought they were amazingly similar; both had ridiculously dumb plots, crappy over the top action scenes and dull boring dialogue. They were equally dreadfull.

[gibboanx]

I can think of two films that Hefner was in that weren't absolute repugnant. Inside Deep Throat (an enjoyable Doc) and Beverly Hills Cop 2 (not that bad)

[SpeedFreakNO]

You clearly said worse, so no, it doesn't count.

[madammao]

so Dr k uses the poo-ometre to assess films

[TenderHistoryInRust]

suffer before sending in, classic :P

[titaniumslug]

This whole ten worse film thing is just a farce. Why assign any serious relevance to an arbitrary number of 'worse' films? You obviously wont quit as the job is to cushy. The truth is that you'll quit when and if you feel like it.

[gibboanx]

because it's fun, it's something to pass the time with, and it's something to be taken too seriously. lighten up slug

[thejohnsmith]

A film that Hugh Hefner appears in and is not completly terrible? Beverly Hills Cop 2....crap...but not total crap.

[MsRestores]

Lets keep our fingers crossed and find 5 more movies

[arieger82]

When the Charles Dickens england comes up look what it says below - REVENGE IS COMING - looked a bit weird

[ChrisCummins]

yeah - haha! I had to double take at that.

[Dancingstagequeen]

I can think of 4 more movies but i want him to keep his job.

[fish231uk]

That is such a cop-out...what's the bet he'll end the year on a 9 film cliff-hanger?

[MrMontagne]

Never before has a critic talked about plates of poo and still be taken seriously. Stay groovy Good Doctor :)