002 Ask A Chola - Podcast #2 - What Is Chola Culture?

[buttlord123]

this is too funny

[alyalonzo]

..........everyone knows cholas don't read....cuhmawn.

Satire is all good and well. Just be sure not to rock that bandana in the wrong neighborhood so you that you may still have fun being offensive.

p.s. some of the words you use are too big for my chola vocabulary.

[veggievampire]

lmao . .. power of the chola. hot!!!

[cnbtqmES]

Dear Chola, I miss you. :(

[GAVILANHERMANO]

Simon, I think I read that esela...

[JustWannaGitBy]

"When we kill you, we are not taking your life, we are giving you death" - never thought of it that way before

[jochavez81]

hey chola, you look really sexy with the bandanna, you are chingona mija...

[iamjezuzchrist]

Ask a pretty bored white girl. Did you study at Sarah Lawrence too?

[palinisafrgginjoke]

Haha, that was wrong. Funny, but wrong

[tyrbolo]

So that's what Joe was yapping about....Cool

I knew there had to be something buried under

his pile.

GRIN

[XNirvanaCobainX]

what the fuck.

[slimdeivid]

tihs girls is too damn good

but prefiero mi tec-9

simon

[mobig2ls]

ASK A CHOLA :ASKA SHOWLA !LOVE IT

[timisneke]

oye preciosa puedes decirlo en espanol porfabor adon't speek ingles

GRACIAS.

[Senorbeaver13]

haha, hell yeah, we got females on our anti-gang society. be my friend.

[projectfreedom00]

F-ing hillarious! This Chick is funny. I do not believe she is referencing Joseph Campbell and "power of myth". I understand why she pisses some ppl off but she is either quite smart and playing ignorance with comparative mythology or she is on serious drugs.

[keytoothed]

If you'd use more solecisms, you'd be funnier. If you're a chola who needs some chorizo, lemme know, loca.

[unaffiliatedperson]

reminds me of some cholo in my math class talking about how if u mix an asian with an african u get an egyptian and that the aztec pyramids came thousands of years before the egyptians and that some hispanics are decendants of asians. real pipe dreams indeed!

[BGranoff]

you have absolutely no claim to say anything about Campbell--I'm sorry that you feel misrepresented by western historical records (I don't think anybody isn't going to disagree with you on this) but to bring Campbell into your malicious cultural ramblings (under false pretenses, no less) is REALLY irresponsible. IF you're trying to be funny, you have failed. You are too self-important to be hot .

[BGranoff]

...I mean, you COULD diseminate false information about Joseph Campbell, pretending that you actually understand his work....or you could just be hot and self important...please don't give me death.

[karloff45]

you mean, tempting you not to use birth control

[joevic24]

shes hot

[ace1435]

lol do u even know who joseph campbell really is?? Damn obviously not......do you need a dictionary to understand what obviously means?...i bet ur still thinking about whether or not you pronounced it right...lol..anyways your dumb go suck on sumthing

[AtomicCreep]

i kept the power of myth from the library. i did a nerd collar crime

[Zombiewire]

hahahahahaha my dayly ask a chola fix.... thanks

do one on the mini nut men...error i mean minute men

[deeguzz909]

this is fucking funnny!

[LeeroyFan101]

Lol The power of the Chola hahaha

[intencityfan]

she is sommme hot, am i right fellas?

[J4gg1T]

yup

[Swamy456]

Were not taking your life... Were giving you death. Lmfao. You guys don't understand satyr.

[DoctorRobertBobby]

satyrs were very tricky, my friend.

[gfmassive]

do u reli think your a gansta dont u u make me chuckle

[sm0key09]

not gangster, chola

[anthonyhantonh]

LOL. Very Cute video.

[turboMATRIX03]

she is to cute to be a chola or a chonga as they are called here in miami. they are 13yrs old with babies with gangbanger daddies in jail or off getting another chola pregnant.

[jcsgeddes]

WTF are U even talking about? Are U advocating killing random people? Or suicide? I guess I don't get "it"... Whatever

[imhoodnigga213]

vete ala verga pendenja!!

pinche bean dip!!

[jephthah007]

Oh My!! I had no idea Cholas were so articulate, and, if I may say so, enchanting! I'm inspired to ask a Chola for the pleasure of her company at the ballet this weekend. Please do come, it will be splendid!

[jephthah007]

Oh My!!! I had no idea Cholas are so articulate, and, if I may say so, enchanting! I'm inspired to ask a Chola to the Opera this weekend. Please do come, it will be splendid!

[pornovator]

chale

[marriissol]

okay..little loca...

[AskACholaTV]

I am not her... we are different people...

[evilgnius]

simon lil loca is fucking dumb

[AskACholaTV]

JAJAJA THANK YOU!!! Like what the fuck is the point of her vids, right?

[coodiescoodies]

duhh

[IzzyDaniels4949]

LMAO!!!... 00:05 was CHEESY!!!!...

[AskACholaTV]

I think cholas and cholos in Peru and other parts of South America are different from cholas and cholos in Califas...?

[miibby]

omg u look and sound like mii mama

[enven]

The mere fact you mentioned Joseph Campbell makes it funny.

I can't be a chola...I have a penis.

[shakeyboy]

dam u have a sexy voice I luv your accent I could listen to you talk about ne thing all day.

[diamondboy08]

A idiot, The Power of Myth was a recorded conversation between Joseph Campbell and Bill Moyers.

Aside from that, I love the way you put it, "We're not taking your life, its more like giving you death"

[GorGeous197]

we're not taking ur life....we're givin' u death...LoL

[sanchezdot]

campbell rulz

[elmerthugg]

IS THIS FOR REAL?

[landaverdewendy]

A Chola Is a girl thank is is and a gang thatwhat is a chola

[DSFARGEG00]

sage

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[joelberg]

what is a chola?

[deanmoriarty23]

i love the joseph cambell bit too funny

[Daftprodigy]

The greatest gift you can give yourself is death.

srsly. do it.

also, YOU SPEAK LIES!!! In The Power of Myth by Joseph Campbell, neither the book nor the PBS documentary of it mentioned death. The only story that vaguely touches the idea of death is "The Green Knight" and its speaks of transcending death, not embracing.

LERN2SMART

[actor38]

did you just admit you kill people...ummm...not cool

[agentisthebest]

yeah chola`s give u death wooo go chola`s

its a ritual so its alright

[CNV06]

watever bitch u look fuckng retared thats not the chola culture bitch u dont half to be in a gang bitch no ur shit! josph campell idnt write that sop yea dumb ass puta!

[AskACholaTV]

I guess SOMEBODY hasn't watched enough P.B.S......

[cafarlifitofos]

thats a fake ass chola. look at her eyebrows, they are like four times thicker than official regulation chola brows.

[lemonademango777]

cafarlifitofos - "thats a fake ass chola. look at her eyebrows, they are like four times thicker than official regulation chola brows."

Hahahaha

[gw0351]

yeah if she was original she would have used a sharpee. But by this point she is probably a grandma, so maybe shes trying to make a status point.

[jenniferchavez08]

i dont get it....

[marcnikki]

you just have problems...

[LADYTRIPSTER]

your bandana should of been blue esa!!

[chynnawhyna]

the bandana around your face is a nice touch! lol.

[Babyjoker1331]

you dont sound like a chola mija, more like a wetback get it sr8ght

[nahually]

like if been a mexican was a bad thing!!!!! white people just don't understand

[LADYTRIPSTER]

white people never understand us mexicans

[evaunit511]

your right holmes. lol!!

[lemecla]

White people.. as in.. Europeans? Or.. did you mean American white people? A bit vague??

But if you meant American white folks then I can relate--they don't really understand ANY cultures other than their own, within their own borders. But, I'm sure that there are white folk out there that do try to learn about other cultures to be more culturally adroit. So, we shouldn't speak for all the white people 'in general.'

[AskACholaTV]

I don't think I said "white" or anything about race. I said "western", as in culture.

[Snowy9502]

OYE VEY... GO ahead gansta girl.. Tell us whats up..

[gw0351]

Im so glad im white.

[mobeans03]

(yeah yeah you dont give a shit youre a chola yaddi yadda yaddi ya) BUT IF YOUR SO MUCH INTO DEATH AND SHIT LIKE THAT WHAT DO YOU LOOK FORWARD TO? ANYWHO I JUST WANTED TO EXPRESS THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT MEXICANS MIGRATING TO THIS COUNTRY IN ORDER TO STRIVE FOR A BETTER FUTURE BUT INSTEAD WE GET STUCK KILLING OR TALKING ABOUT KILLING SELLING DRUGS IMPREGNATING AT 14 SHIT LIKE THAT ITS JUST BOTHERSOME.

[joelDs]

er where you from

[ragnarredbeard]

The Power of the Chola. LULZ.

[dp77777]

instead of the power of myth, i suggest the glass castle

[cktheg]

nice intro

haha to its not like were taking ur lives

[cktheg]

funny intro

[DaSilencer23]

god damn it... you're so freakin stupid... wat a dumbass freaken dick face cockin blowin, gettin pregant by 3 guys dumb chola douche bag!!!

[lasrolas]

this is a comdedy, to be taken lightly...GOSH!!!

[DAGO57GO]

How about letting us see your beautiful hispanic face!

[twinkie805]

youtube gangster

haha

ask a cholaaa

funny

[chasmcrown]

Fuckin Mexicans XD

[lupetrustno1]

Can you be any more mexican! If you are such a "down chola" take off that bandadana and represent your set! dont hide! and learn to speak and pronunciate english properly, not spanglish!

[weedheadbitch]

hey i got a question why do all the damn cholas seem to have a chip on their shoulder. As much weed as they smoke they should smile more.

[biongnoila]

Best comment on the entire YouTube

[AllThatGlitterz]

Hella Funny! I Luv It!

[sirnubenegra]

you are the fucking best! you are going up! up! up! we need you here. to rep us up!

[youngster310]

ignorant people.....im telling you man thats what drugs be doing to you

[xicanastyles]

i like the intro. & and the accent (euro/spanish/russian/???) funny vid.

[gdb101]

Are you Shitting me????

[jonina25]

if this is a joke, its funny....i'm mexican but i hate cholos.

[40somethingyo]

WTF no thanx to u giving me death I'll leave that to hay soos (JESUS)

[lashorty05]

dis is true shit!lol

[ThomasWarr]

I recall something about the Chola in Campbell's "Hero With a Thousand Faces" as well.

[HHUUMMBBLLEE]

kill me chola kill me nniiccee and ssllooww

[xXxRyuxXxx]

Yo tambien soy Mexicano but sometimes I try to hide it cuz there are tons of Mexican haters in my school >_>;; Odio esos pinches rasistas

[elvie34]

thiz iz kool

[loki714]

haha your dope

[panamenaporvida]

LMAO

[spiritlakemassacre]

I bet you if we sent an army of cholas to Iraq or even Iran, they'd kick ass!

[jmonkeyk]

true!

[afifan111]

funniest shit ever

[Eniledam20]

"iz nah li' we're taking your life, iz more like we're giving you death"

hahahahah i loves it

[MetaMorphy]

If death is good, why don't you kill yourself? Why do you struggle to resist it. Death is not a gift, it is not a substance it is the absence of a quality that was there. It cannot be a gift anymore than theft can be a gift.

[kumar375]

uhh...ok.

[JamesTCA]

Oh...my...god...

[kevinjpham]

ORALE