NO ARMS

[SumSouuthernSugar]

u just kill me!



[TheBeefybri]

Geez, if you didn't have any arms you wouldn't be able to whipe your own asshole. How humiliating is that? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Tresisme1]

I think the unplanned thing worked out =) Again funny stuff !!! You crack me the F up .. chick. I am sitting here at 2:32 am .. doing some B's myself ;) .. with both arms .. LoL and laughing to myself. You are a riot. I think I am going to record your laugh here ..... And use it as my ring tone on my phone. LoL Funny stuff. Ohh by the way .. I love the backyard view. Hugs Girly, Wendy

[1ozoutlaw]

Cheers for the Hose,,Piss Funny Shit

[RZEEJOKERRS1000]

LOL imagine trying to drink and smoke without arms ? must be like hell

[XKaffe]

Oh yeah life would be impossible without someone to help you. Luckily when your "legless" its not as difficult.

[askadragqueen]

I love that there's a bong sitting in the shot... casual as you like!

[777Marlene]

no armless people were injured ,or killed in the making of this video.....this is a good oldie....how many armless people does it take to change a light bulb?, three...one to hold the bulb in their mouth and two to turn the chair......what happens to armless people when they smoke some reefer?,about the same as to anyone else,except everybody else has to feed them spaghetti....how do armless people practice toilet hygiene,not sure ,i have arms, but i bet it looks like the buddha on the potty

[MrDouglassmc]

i love your voice Ms Burpy

[marcelstjean]

very funny..you rock girl.xxx.

[TheLionsDenNews]

That was priceless. Good thing you didn't need to take a shit, you couldn't wipe your ass.

[geckos57]

great video terrific ending enjoyed very much

[boredmud]

very funny but a serious look at how well we have it compared to those who have lost their arms...

[Gevedon]

If we can't laugh at ourselves...

Well, then who?

I often imagine myself blind, just in case!!

P.S. Practice using your toes...hehehe!!

[77nova454]

ah your so funny

[BIGITCHMAN]

HAHAHA armless and legless lol xx

[MsBurpy]

@BIGITCHMAN

HAHAHAHA! Totally incapacitated!! What would we do??!!!

xoxo

[Davidsfarmlives]

I love your fucking laugh

[MsBurpy]

@Davidsfarmlives

Thank You! It gets out of control sometimes.... and very loud!!

xoxo

[Naedidit]

Looking Hot Ms Burpy!!!!

[MsBurpy]

@Naedidit

Thank You Gorgeous.. So are you!!!

xoxo

[OnePotChefShow]

OMG I so need to come to your place when you're filming a video - it would be a crack up!!! Filming my videos are never this much fun hahaha

[MsBurpy]

@OnePotChefShow

That's the reason I make them.... Because we have so much fun doing it!!

If you come here, we are so burying our faces in bowls of spaghetti!!!

xoxo

[OnePotChefShow]

@MsBurpy I'll bring the parmesan cheese and garlic bread :P

[bearchay889]

the bong one handed made me think of an uncle that passed last year.People would always say he did well for a one armed man. He had both arms but he always had a beer in one hand.

[MsBurpy]

@bearchay889

Probably we're related!!!! LOLOLOL!!

xoxo

[misskimmmyyy]

ahahahaa, amazing. x

[MsBurpy]

@misskimmmyyy

Thank You Gorgeous, I'm glad you liked it!

oxoxo

[maritree]

IMAGine what it would be like IMAGINE! CAN YOU..can you! lololol........... mmmmmbong GIMME ->.think my mouth started to water at that point lol ...............fk i laughed about the person that tested the wiping arse and you cracking up about it and how the ppl thanked him lmao..fk i luv u woman! u r so awesome lol i LOVE your laugh..u rock!! xx

[MsBurpy]

@maritree

"Can you imagine?"!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! I made the stupid mistake of using the bong prop at the beginning of filming... from there it was all downhill laughs and giggles!!

I couldn't post the entire conversation of the man that tested the theory.... Sometimes I wish this was SBS then I'd post it all!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!

Love Ya Girlfriend!!

xoxo

[Jackurbation]

I would need at the very least my right arm.

[MsBurpy]

@Jackurbation

HAHAHA! I was wondering how you could "pull that off" - (!!!) - with no arms!!!

xoxoxo

[TUCKERZONE]

You wouldn't have been able to chuck a Hotdog to me either lol you are so a Junkie

but arent we all

[MsBurpy]

@TUCKERZONE

I'd always find a way to "chuck you a hotdog"!!!!!

and.. I try my best!!

;-)

xoxo

[TheBeefybri]

you gotta use your toes. or sniff it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[MsBurpy]

@TheBeefybri

I'm just not bendy enough to use my toes for anything!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

xoxo

[TheBeefybri]

@MsBurpy Tickle, Tickle, Tickle. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaa

[MsBurpy]

@TheBeefybri

If you tickle me, I'll wet my pants... and that would be hard to clean up with no arms!

xoxo

[TheBeefybri]

@MsBurpy your husband has arms. does he ever do the dirty work? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[zhsy00001]

Christ! you remind of of Ozzy in this video.

[MsBurpy]

@zhsy00001

I adore OZZY!.... He's so got life sorted out!!!

xoxo

[MsBurpy]

@moomay1949

Can't wait to meet you in New York Mooz... It will be such a treat for me!!

I really believe, Laughter is the best medicine!

xoxo

[MsBurpy]

@aohmann

Once you try to do things with no arms, you realise how much we take for granted. Of course, my first thoughts were the same... It would slow down alcohol and cigarette consumption for sure!! But as least you could bury your face in a bowl of spaghetti!!!! LOL!

xoxo

[MrPowertorque]

Had me in stitches love it! :) 

[AuntM2]

Armlessly Epic xx

[MsBurpy]

@AuntM2

Just some 'armless fun!!

;-)

xoxo

[0IDaveCouch]

Bahahahaha Good one :)

[MsBurpy]

@0IDaveCouch

"Take 74" ... I'm sure you're familiar?!!!!

xoxo

[TheAuzzyLife]

bbbbbbahahahhah

omg i love your work. Your ability to make the world smile and laugh with you is paramount. Bring on March !!!!! =D xoxo

[MsBurpy]

@TheAuzzyLife

Can't wait for March to sit amongst Mates and laugh our Guts' out!!!!

xoxo

[VampyrMentality]

Damn I nearly pissed myself laughing your great roflmao!

[MsBurpy]

@VampyrMentality

HAHAHAHAHA! "Little Accidents When Laughing"... Would make for a great video!!!!

xoxo

[hysonly]

When you start to laugh, i start to..damn i love your laugh :)

[MsBurpy]

@hysonly

It's much worse when you're sitting next to me!!!

xoxo

[difflock77]

nice fun cool

[MsBurpy]

@difflock77

It didn't go according to plan, but I'd rather laugh than act!!

xoxo

[PuppyZwolle]

You make failure fun. Hope you fail again some day because it's very hilarious.

[MsBurpy]

@PuppyZwolle

Thanks Puppy! Nothing went right with this video, except the laughing!!! LOL! So all in all it turned out a fun filming session!!

xoxo

[trshev]

Brings to mind the old joke: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

[MsBurpy]

@trshev

..Or the man with no arms or legs lying on the front porch.... Matt!!

xoxo

[InfiniteNosferatu]

OMG, I love your laugh! It's awesome ^^

[MsBurpy]

@InfiniteNosferatu

It does get out of control though sometimes but it's all in good fun!!

xoxo

[chaseme81871]

lol... ohhh my gut.

[MsBurpy]

@chaseme81871

You know you've had a good laugh when your tummy starts hurting!!!!! LOL!

xoxo

[beckasue1999]

lol..I imagine if you didn't have arms, you'd have one of those hats with cup holders and straws to drink your beer from!!

[MsBurpy]

@beckasue1999

Could you imagine MrBurpy if I didn't have any arms!!! He'd have to be my "Beck and Call Boy"!!!

LOL!!!

xoxo

[beckasue1999]

@MsBurpy LOL!! Good one!!!

[27121957]

Hello MsB. ~ you are just soooooo friggin crazy girl..your laugh just gets me going everytime.

quite a dry video there hahahahahahso you got a cold beer in the fridge then...i'm gasping...!

" Turts "

[MsBurpy]

@27121957

The best thing for me about YouTubing is the behind the scenes... We have so much fun and laugh our arses off, but that's what it's all about!!

There's a story to the "dry" video, and I'm only going to tell you... I'm on a diet, and NO BEER ALLOWED!... But it has only been four days so far!!! LOL!!!

So for as long as the diet lasts, the beers are ALL YOURS!!

;-)

xoxo

[lambarini]

lol u on the toilet!!

[MsBurpy]

@lambarini

That was one of the funniest parts of filming!

xoxo

[Domingo0022IWAY]

lolololo

[MsBurpy]

@Domingo0022IWAY

I'm glad you got a laugh from my failure!!! LOL!

xoxo

[OSyMike]

great. :)

[MsBurpy]

@OSyMike

Thanks Mike!!

:-)

xoxo

[jefferyrowe1960]

Come here girl and let me suck your bong, I am a Chronic Kush you know.

[MsBurpy]

@jefferyrowe1960

HAHAHA! I didn't know before, but I do now!!

My bong, is your bong!!

xoox

[DibbersPage]

Ive never been armless babes, dose being legless count hahahaha xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[MsBurpy]

@DibbersPage

I never thought of that before!! HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA!

There must be legions of legless people in the world!!!

xoxo

[FromUnderTheRock]

I'll appreciate my arms more today (even though it's sunny)

[MsBurpy]

@FromUnderTheRock

There should be a national - "Appreciate Your Limbs" Day! - (In any weather!!!!)

xoxo

[BuschTukkerMan]

Hahah hey MsBurpy you look pretty as always:)

Great video again !

[MsBurpy]

@BuschTukkerMan

Aww Buschy... You're so kind!! I'm glad you liked my failed video!!!!

xoxo

[fehquig]

LMAO This has got to be your funniest video yet!

[MsBurpy]

@fehquig

Thank You Gorgeous!... The script didn't go according to plan, but the laughs made up for it!!

xoxo

[Wallabytrack]

The pain in my knee's is killing me!

[MsBurpy]

@Wallabytrack

LOL!!

xoxo

[Yamaftw420]

@Wallabytrack Die faster old dog.

[karmagirl74]

Woohoo!! Wet t-shirt competition! :D Hearing you laugh always makes me laugh .. you're a legend Burps :) xx

[MsBurpy]

@karmagirl74

Neighbours thought it was pretty funny - (once again!!!).... I'm starting to think they prefer watching out their windows than watching their TV's!!! LOL!

Can't wait for March - We can laugh our Butts off!!

xoxo

[XrotarebiL]

In a world full of wankers, the no armed man is king.

[MsBurpy]

@XrotarebiL Where do you come up with these Gems??!!!!

You make me laugh!!!

Best comment of the video!! - Thank You!!

xoxo

[XrotarebiL]

@MsBurpy I heard someone say "In a world of blind people, the one-eyed man is king" and I changed it.

[TammyFlores1]

Have you seen the movie When Nature Calls? A native had to stand on a pole, on one foot and Jim was blowing spit balls at hm to "make him stronger". As long as he has a hose, your gonna have to summon your inner strength LOL

[MsBurpy]

@TammyFlores1

No I haven't seen it, but I will make a point of doing so now!!!

As long as he has a hose, I'm not going in the front yard!!! But paybacks are a bitch and one day soon, he's gonna get it!!! LOL!

xoxo

[01silky1]

+ ha ha ha you are on the thunder box at 1 point soo real L.O.L

[MsBurpy]

@01silky1

I couldn't stop laughing when I was on "The Can" .... MrB was being a bit naughty with his commentary, that's why I couldn't use the clips!! LOL!

xoxo

[TradieTrev]

I'm not to sure how to response with the politicly correctness... So I just say there is a warm fuzzy sensation LOL

[MsBurpy]

@TradieTrev

Aww Trevvy, did I give you the warm fuzzies??!!!

I nearly experienced that as well from laughing toooooo much!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

xoxo

[junkienet]

I love the product placement ;-) BBBBBBBURRRRRRRRPPPPPPYYYYY

[MsBurpy]

@junkienet

Which product JUNKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??!!

The Bong?!!!!!

xoxo

[joannenclayton]

We had to stop watching for 20 minutes as Clayton nearly threw up from laughing so hard.......I wasn't far behind Clayton doing the same! You are such a funny woman MsBurpy......you are very addictive!

[MsBurpy]

@joannenclayton

I'm going to take Yours and Clayton's near purging as a compliment!!! LOL!!

xoxo

[BlackAussieBastard]

Hahhhahaahahahahahahahahhahaah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­haahhaahahhahaaj FUCK ME YOU CRACK ME UP

[MsBurpy]

@BlackAussieBastard

You're a friggen crack up!!

xoxo

[dildomerchant]

please stop laughing, when you do i do more :P cheers-BUUUUURP.

[MsBurpy]

@dildomerchant

It's hard to stop laughing when you have a bong as a prop!!

;-)

xoxo