I don't ever plan on killing myself, but if I ever did, I would hang a wire hoop around my neck, and glue my hands to the sides of my head. Jump off the chair, taking off my head... Whoever finds me will think I pulled my head off. BAM! Awesome tombstone. 'Here lies [:removed:], He PULLED HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!'
@ZMoreland04 As I was watching this video I couldn't help but think of a bit Doug Stanhope did in 2009...Most of your comment is almost word for word from Doug's bit!...Or You are the actual Norwegian Doug Stanhope heard this bit from or, You heard it on his CD and commented like the bit was your own... Its on Doug Stanhope's CD "From across the street"...Nice attempt, cute...but unoriginal
I would buy a tiger that is about to get killed by poachers, release it into the wild, then fight it to death.
shichan 5 months ago
It was marc maron who called
noreggi 6 months ago
Lawl, I have that shirt.
jwizzledude 8 months ago
haha go big if you're never going home
Ilovenerdsification 1 year ago
Wow, that's one way to look at suicide ...
laharvey125 1 year ago
haha this is true when i kill myself im goona do it right im idk what yet buts its gonna be fancy
bobwatters 1 year ago
Fucking annoying and extremely disturbing...
ashthegreat 1 year ago
Disturbing and hilarious at the same time... has a good point i'll admit
southernboygonebad 1 year ago
Love holophonic sound.
MrBlamemeforit 1 year ago
Pretty good. :)
ycfeatbn 1 year ago
nice with a little work would be perfect
lilfree22 1 year ago
haha hilarious
mussskitz 1 year ago
this was bad
monalona29 1 year ago
touchy
kerryvp 1 year ago
@BraydonSzafranski
agreed
kgee3 1 year ago
Put this material in the hands of a good comic and I think something great could be done with it.
BraydonSzafranski 1 year ago
I don't ever plan on killing myself, but if I ever did, I would hang a wire hoop around my neck, and glue my hands to the sides of my head. Jump off the chair, taking off my head... Whoever finds me will think I pulled my head off. BAM! Awesome tombstone. 'Here lies [:removed:], He PULLED HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!'
ZMoreland04 1 year ago 50
@ZMoreland04 LMFAO
juanmora19910209 1 year ago
@ZMoreland04 thanks for the idea... you dont mind if i use it do you ... ?
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
@ZMoreland04 Lmao! Damn, that'd be funny and terrible at the same time XD
anightmareschild 1 year ago
@ZMoreland04 you sr are a god
lilfree22 1 year ago
@lilfree22 THE GYPSY WAS RIGHT!
ZMoreland04 1 year ago
@ZMoreland04 That's epic!
DontDrinkTH3KoolAid 1 year ago
@ZMoreland04 As I was watching this video I couldn't help but think of a bit Doug Stanhope did in 2009...Most of your comment is almost word for word from Doug's bit!...Or You are the actual Norwegian Doug Stanhope heard this bit from or, You heard it on his CD and commented like the bit was your own... Its on Doug Stanhope's CD "From across the street"...Nice attempt, cute...but unoriginal
killtroy811 10 months ago
@killtroy811 I've never actually heard of him... I read that spiel on an image/comic someone made on the vast sea that is the internet.
ZMoreland04 10 months ago
@ZMoreland04 That is so messed up, but hilarious and genius all in one. Bravo
puertorrriquena 10 months ago
@ZMoreland04 wouldn't they see the wire hoop?
dahomieMays 6 months ago
@dahomieMays It's not the most thought out suicide, I'll admit.
ZMoreland04 6 months ago
Dark but very funny!
richardlpalmer 1 year ago
Touchy topic, but it was still funny.
Murderwink1 1 year ago
I've been looking for a suicide instruction manual!
starburzt 1 year ago
lol this guy is suicidal
alldrunkedup 1 year ago
Hah death should never be thrifty
mj21619 1 year ago 17
awesome
Pollishus 1 year ago