masyaallah!!!may allah punish you...you can play that puppet but please don't play the muslim religion..not only muslim,all religion in the whole world!!
Actually all Muslims are peaceful, well except the terrorists which you like to call Muslims although we say in Islam "Terrorism has no religion" If you type that you would see thousands of Muslim campaigns. People judge all Islam by the act of few.
Not all muslims are terrorists indeed. But many of them support those terrorist acts, either by action or by omission. Besides, precisely because this video is NOT against muslims, but against all those who support terrorism, I don't understand why it should be offensive to any muslim or non-muslim. From time to time, it seems some muslims think "ok, those terrorists are sons-of-a-bitch...but they are 'our sons-of-a-bitch' after all". This does not add points to their score, precisely.
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FREEDOM to kill who we want to. FREEDOM to manipulate other governments. FREEDOM to torture. FREEDOM to build more munitions to cause more death and destruction. Yeah you're right they hate us for our FREEDOMS alright, but then again so would I. GO Ron Paul..
I am a Muslim, and not a terrorist. I am from Turkey (the west side which is pretty cool). I've been to America and England I have lots of friends there. Lots of people think that Turkish people are arabics or terrorists. Well Im not so you should really stop thinking that way. Believe t or not some big singers were actually Muslim, like queen. I am proud of being a Muslim.
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@Grimerapmaster man chill out im muslim and not offended by it hes making fun of everybody the catholic priests and the little boy lolol the jews and the penny lololol this guy is hilarious dont hate
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Why do you scoff at Muslims? Muslims are not terrorists. Invited to be politeness, neither do target nor look down on any racial discrimination and religion.
suave1508, dude no -_- weed or pot or marijuana whatever u wanna call it is called "kush" in american dumbass, he means bush as in a hairy private area on a girl! Bunch of fucking virgins dont get the damn joke!
R u sure this isn't HD or something? The quality is really good - the best I've found on Youtube! Most of their quality is kinda crappy but I don't care too much coz Achmed is AWESOME XD :P
10:29 looks like Kelly Clarkson
hafinwa 1 day ago
LOL!!!!!
mreci1234 2 days ago
masyaallah!!!may allah punish you...you can play that puppet but please don't play the muslim religion..not only muslim,all religion in the whole world!!
H4ziq1 3 days ago
3:15 karate in the air?
OhMyBuddah11 4 days ago
u SUCK Jeff Dunham!!!!!!may Allah punish u.....
acap9793 5 days ago
all the people that say this is rascism you suck like hell this is comedy it's not to hurt your feelings or something grow up stupid idiots
mrdjbiggaD2 3 days ago
i just noticed jeff's throat moves when achmed talks!
lovelyzozo231 1 week ago 3
Some ppl say when they die they see a white light WTF DEAD CAN TALK
THATS IMPRESIVE
TotalDF 1 week ago
that awkward moment when u cant understand the top comments
theskull1231 1 week ago
slinece i kill you !!!!
LEON45MACHIDA 1 week ago
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TheDeath438 1 week ago
still funny on the 2,642,382
time
SPARTENFILMS 1 week ago
hahaha i love him!!!
badgirl27361 2 weeks ago
والله انكم ضالين لو بتعرفو مين سيد الخلق ما بتتمسخرو عليه سبحانك غير المغضوب عليهم ولا الضالين
suleman2076 2 weeks ago
9:47 KLONDIKE BAR!
dogdog523 2 weeks ago
8:41 sorry
dogdog523 2 weeks ago
8:43 words are wrong
dogdog523 2 weeks ago
can any1 tell me why is it funny with that eiken joke?
opet22 3 weeks ago
SILENCE....!!!! I kill you (in little girly voice) is the most funniest part
craftsvision 3 weeks ago
all muslims are terrorist All Muslim's are Terrorist. XD
240sxstocks 3 weeks ago
@240sxstocks get a life you Bitch
BYRTHAB 2 weeks ago
SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
XxXxSkyHighXxXx 3 weeks ago
realy nice!!
Chowchow0nline 3 weeks ago
1:15 best part
JonathanHTV 3 weeks ago
I Kill you!
JonathanHTV 3 weeks ago
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minecraftnaut 4 weeks ago
lmfao! i had a premature detination!
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1224E100 4 weeks ago
You dont let jews in you're bar!?
YOU RACIST BASTARD!!
iEostre 4 weeks ago
'Ello! I am Lindsey Lohan!
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Actually all Muslims are peaceful, well except the terrorists which you like to call Muslims although we say in Islam "Terrorism has no religion" If you type that you would see thousands of Muslim campaigns. People judge all Islam by the act of few.
ahmed50556 4 weeks ago
do everybody want "silence! I kill you" ringtone on the phone. because i want it.
ObiDeKilla 1 month ago
Not all muslims are terrorists indeed. But many of them support those terrorist acts, either by action or by omission. Besides, precisely because this video is NOT against muslims, but against all those who support terrorism, I don't understand why it should be offensive to any muslim or non-muslim. From time to time, it seems some muslims think "ok, those terrorists are sons-of-a-bitch...but they are 'our sons-of-a-bitch' after all". This does not add points to their score, precisely.
celtance 1 month ago
Ventriloquistics kinda freak me out but this was so funny!!!xD
Marsxqueenx 1 month ago
I didn't even smile.
skktu 1 month ago
i think i fell in love with that little thing !!! :)
IIAchmeDII 1 month ago
lmao!!
kessny225 1 month ago
this is lol
reggae6434 1 month ago
Hellooooooooooooooooooo I am Lindsay Lohan ><
ThePetphoenix 1 month ago
;@
PromzJaz 1 month ago
@PromzJaz Silence!I kill you!
GiorgosK97 4 weeks ago
I kill you ! O_O :D
SallyJBforever 1 month ago
Ohhh I love B.. Oh you mean the President lolololololololololololololololololololol!
ShittinAway 1 month ago
lol this is why I wear canadian flag pins when i travel the world
twentyfour501 1 month ago
Lmao
csimpson233 1 month ago
some of the words are wrong :((
Axelgirl108 1 month ago
This Is Not Funny
This Is IGNORANCE.
hamoupload 1 month ago
how is this funny ...??
MonstersEatCookies 1 month ago
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MohammedYuusuf 1 month ago
Its Achmed, Khhhhhh khhhh ..!! , silence , I Kill You..!
MrCoolguysuman 1 month ago
fun fact Chuck Norris is Bruce lee's apprentice
GodlyFeasTeR 1 month ago
You have fucked up these subtitles so...damn...much.... Why is it nobody on Earth can seem to hear and friggin' interpret properly?
AdiViv95 1 month ago
He's not dead it's only a flesh wound.
RHLoony 1 month ago 3
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Muslim related kills: under 3000
AMERICAN KILLS: OVER 3 MILLION
Now whos the real terrorist i suggest his name be bush? or Obama?
Grimerapmaster 1 month ago
Gameinstitude 1 month ago
My mom comes in at my room.
She says: Laura, what are you watching?
Me: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
Mom: What?
Me: Are you scared?
Mom: No? Why?
Me: BUUH! How about now?
LauraBeiber23 1 month ago 66
@LauraBeiber23 You are a brave girl, a brave girl indeed
animagamer2 3 weeks ago
@LauraBeiber23 lmfao thats funny
gaara38894 2 weeks ago
@LauraBeiber23 so your a girl huh. since your name is Laura
KakashiOfSharingan1 2 weeks ago
@LauraBeiber23
AHahahhahahahahahahahaha
MegaTheAlbanian 1 week ago
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FREEDOM to kill who we want to. FREEDOM to manipulate other governments. FREEDOM to torture. FREEDOM to build more munitions to cause more death and destruction. Yeah you're right they hate us for our FREEDOMS alright, but then again so would I. GO Ron Paul..
itchyparts1 1 month ago
What Show Is This From?
tnasu1990 1 month ago
Those who told the 'knock-knock' jokes shall win the "No-bell" prize.
mrkeisuke75 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!! :)
TheLikety 1 month ago
- Knock knock!
-who's there?
- Me! I kill you.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
MrTheMadmetaller 1 month ago 4
guys its aaaaaaacccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhmed............ why? he has gas lol!!!!!
littlestwatcher 1 month ago
awesome !!!! but terrorists are so bad and ugly I got injured in the OIF 06 in an IED damne ...
safa1745 1 month ago
he's the most paid comic in the country show's sale out to 12 to 15thousane people that crazie money
fasho1985 1 month ago
324 people got hit by the new guy.
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I am a Muslim, and not a terrorist. I am from Turkey (the west side which is pretty cool). I've been to America and England I have lots of friends there. Lots of people think that Turkish people are arabics or terrorists. Well Im not so you should really stop thinking that way. Believe t or not some big singers were actually Muslim, like queen. I am proud of being a Muslim.
melikemeral98 1 month ago 2
what the heck this is funny.
pReCiOuStoMyLoRD 1 month ago
haha verry funny I KILL YOU
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filip79kill 1 month ago
@filip79kill idare u 2 try
kallyshire321456 1 month ago
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MoDZz2011 1 month ago
HE USED A PRIUS now thats a real terrorist. Any1 thats uses a blue prius is a real big bad terrorist!
KarateKatWarrior 1 month ago
So FRIKEN FUNNY
skunklover098 1 month ago
not all muslims are terrorist's Not all terrorist's are muslims.
Grimerapmaster 1 month ago 86
@Grimerapmaster /watch?v=kmBnvajSfWU
WatchMySniper 1 month ago
@Grimerapmaster man chill out im muslim and not offended by it hes making fun of everybody the catholic priests and the little boy lolol the jews and the penny lololol this guy is hilarious dont hate
hnatas4 1 month ago
@Grimerapmaster
yeah, but most of them are
Shoorty02 3 weeks ago
@Grimerapmaster someones got a sense of humour here....
XxSEMDxOWNZZZxX 2 weeks ago
@Grimerapmaster That should read "Not all Muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are Muslim"...FACT!
thesheathdotcom 2 weeks ago
haha zu geil um war zu sein!
TheCrazyDichters1998 1 month ago
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TCarlitos 1 month ago
Chuck Norris: HEY FOOL GET OVER HERE!
Achmed: I KILL YOU!
Chuck Norris: NO I KILL YOU!
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interkoby 1 month ago
I wanted to dislike (joking xD) but then i took an arrow to the knee..
Dragonkinzz 1 month ago
320 peoples are terrorists
MrCyrax552 2 months ago
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zaino93 2 months ago
@zaino93 I was going to respond, but if you think enough, you should be able to figure out what is wrong with your comment.
SuperFanofall 1 month ago
318 disliker gonna get kill by :Achmend
moku789 2 months ago
@moku789
Who Is Achmend????
Robloxblacky 1 month ago
Nice fucking subtitle edit. Never knew the word dark means sadist 7:48.
TRYER25 2 months ago
Actuall it's not achmed, it's Ahmed h h Hhhh
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theicehockeyking 2 months ago
english subtitles?? more like wrong subtitles!!
grifster13 2 months ago
3:17 (captions) "OK wait! What are you doing? Karate in the air!...." Wait wut?
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InYourFace345 2 months ago
@InYourFace345 fail of the fails
MaxitisTuDromou 1 month ago
@MaxitisTuDromou ikr!!!
kallyshire321456 1 month ago
its not funny!
he will kill us!
farmerdouglas3 2 months ago
315 people were'nt Silent .
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TheESportVault 2 months ago
It's lindsey lohan!!!
rollercoasterluvable 2 months ago 65
@rollercoasterluvable i love how u got like from saying something jeff said
XboXfest 1 month ago
Me and my brother and sister will use 00:44 for prankcalling. If you do it too (or are going to) thumbs up =)
clumzzgrl 2 months ago
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KonstriktRS 2 months ago
hahaha com to my hwose princes srteet 109 barndzly
tinyd1998 2 months ago
stop touching meeeeeeeee!!!!!!
farmerdouglas3 2 months ago
04:45 OUT not UP !!!!
OruKizzle 2 months ago
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epicsoccerdude 2 months ago
"Sadam's Master Gas"? WTF? "Sadam's MUSTARD gas", you idiot!
Capelare 2 months ago
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ianagu 2 months ago
america***
solishs 2 months ago
suave1508, dude no -_- weed or pot or marijuana whatever u wanna call it is called "kush" in american dumbass, he means bush as in a hairy private area on a girl! Bunch of fucking virgins dont get the damn joke!
solishs 2 months ago
The bush comment is weed or pot as Americans call it hence the joke
suave1508 2 months ago
knock knco!
who's it?
me,I KILL YOU!
MrMaximos13 2 months ago
stop touching me ... I KILL YOU :D funny
2501mandy 2 months ago
@gunzproz, nooo...achmed understood bush as a hairy pubic area on a chick
solishs 2 months ago
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klasseboii 2 months ago
LOL stop touching me i kill u
G10929 2 months ago
Achmen thought the guy was talking about bushes not the president Bush
gunzproz1 2 months ago
I... don't get the 'Bush' joke :/
I get every joke but the 'Bush' one... no... do tell please? anyone?
nanaXrene 2 months ago in playlist KUSO
@nanaXrene i think its a joke about girls and "bushes" ;) dont u get it?
Warhawkkane66 2 months ago
fuck you bitches little pussy's fag video
yemenmusic2011 2 months ago
@yemenmusic2011 you are an awful troll
MrStefman87 2 months ago
i dont see whats so funny about this. fucking american humour ur all a bunch of morons. stereotypical, obnoxious, predictable, humour.
Taroulelion 2 months ago
@Taroulelion ikr !!!!!!!!
thelaughingPUB 2 months ago
@thelaughingPUB HA! take that AMERICUNTS
Taroulelion 2 months ago
this guy is good i cant see his mouth moving!
froo13 2 months ago
as usual some clowns still get religion mixed up with race.ISLAM IS NOT A FUCKING RACE,its only another lie to keep you quiet.get over it.
ufoclips1 2 months ago
1:10 fuck you guys
adli1011 2 months ago
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adli1011 2 months ago
*Gilfriend starts to get horny*
*Tocuhes me*
Me: STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!
OnranOnaicul 2 months ago
FREAKING GOOD QUALITY! best i've found 'til now.
OnranOnaicul 2 months ago
It's funny but not earth shattering hilarious like so many claim.
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epicsoccerdude 2 months ago
Silence! I kill you! I repeated what he said so I'm really hip !
oratadin 2 months ago
Mom: Honey what are you watching?
Me: Silence! I kill you!
leilainfrance 2 months ago 152
raceist
322naruto 2 months ago
last 'silence i kill you' is the funniest
matthewpotts7 2 months ago
R u sure this isn't HD or something? The quality is really good - the best I've found on Youtube! Most of their quality is kinda crappy but I don't care too much coz Achmed is AWESOME XD :P
Do1phinDreamer 2 months ago
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2:54 :D i can watch this over and over again :D
MsRealWildChild 2 months ago
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MsRealWildChild 2 months ago
This is Hilarious! xDD
TheGoldust11 2 months ago
My maths teacher showed this my class. ^^
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Fam0usAlm0st 2 months ago
thumbs up for those watchin in 74 :D
DeadlyVenom543 2 months ago
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ERICWAGNERSLUCID 2 months ago
Funny :)
randomzofthestreet 3 months ago
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i know why he is dead that because he has seen JB
Mousefound4tw 3 months ago
uve got english subtitles on a ENGLISH VIDEO u fuck tard still funny video
777elliot 3 months ago
I dislike this
fuck for 8452 likes
xXxSRABxXx11 3 months ago
@AnnaEllie26: Why call me names? That is what I've heard.
realwarrior250 3 months ago
my uncles name is achmed...
jojocola4312 3 months ago
stupid
ghulamification 3 months ago
hahahah i love his eyebrows!!
conditioner33 3 months ago
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Netz42 3 months ago
bujo696, you got the subtitles extremely wrong, there are words missing, wrong words and a load of typo's.
PirateSt3ve 3 months ago
Stop touching me!
jlssnumber1fan 3 months ago 36
@jlssnumber1fan Thats what my ex used to tell me
699CHIP 2 months ago
scilence....i kill you!!
k9manav 3 months ago
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cawoxasan 3 months ago
m i insane? i think the corpse is so cute i want one.
jeleung 3 months ago
i almost pissed myself laughing
raudelunas 3 months ago
i saw his goatee!
H2OYoshi 3 months ago
whi is clay akin
jacop110055 3 months ago
"i kill you!"
SaveY0urBreath 3 months ago
"You did all this for a bunch of virgins?"
"Are you kiddin' me?!
I would kill you for a clondarth bar." LMAO!!!!
egert5 3 months ago
@egert5 its a klondike bar
FSXflyer12 3 months ago
are you scared??
theredschoolbus 3 months ago
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Blackriverfan123 3 months ago
i have to remind myself that ahmed isnt alive
ikica1996 3 months ago