My New Haircut: Indian Edition

[samvaze1012]

Bourn Vita FTW!!!

[Shelby500lvr]

You went to USP lol

[coolzain123]

Dum funny

[gmehta19]

Lame... could have been a lot funnier

[EndOfaDarkCampaign]

gandi chokris lllllllllllllmmmmaaaoooo

[atleta60]

ok, this video is very informative, I learned a lot, thanks

[Spec0pleader]

lmao at the indian rap at the start xD

[KittySnicker]

Whhats up with the unibrow

[DrP4T3L]

gundi chukri's....

[sunketp]

thanks for all the support guys

almost 300k views



[F4talTurtleFilmz]

Are you from edison new jersey?

[sunketp]

@F4talTurtleFilmz no

[MADHater01]

AHHAHAHA!!! Dell tech support!

[VanB13]

respect for that bomb. !!

[mrceebees14]

"You have reached customer support."

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[ol420lo]

fag

[JackDanielsCHS08]

yea I eat curry for ..breakfast lunch nasto dinner dessert

:D

[xrayspexyes]

ew i can't believe he just drank that lassi bomb!!! ugh mango juice and beer... can't imagine how nasty that shit is. props

[D34N6232]

@xrayspexyes mango ice cream and beer... :S

[darkfark4]

Ulah!!!! I'm sick of these stupid variants take the try-hards off of YouTube. Get them off YouTube nooooooowwwwww

[Taj2K9]

is that his real eyebrow? o.0

[Lambs619]

Amitabh Bachchan!!! Amitabh!!!!!

[KayteaLaneTV]

this was genious.

[resilientkid]

1:44, he should have yelled "OI, MUMMMMYYYYY!!"

[robertaplantledzep]

lhassi bombs!!!!

<<<<3333333

[nammikka]

that boys a trooper!

[corn868]

is that unibrow fake?

[nikeryder455]

whats the name of the song in the beginning of the video? (before the Indian song)

[Crammal]

@nikeryder455 the song at the beginning of all these videos is Sunglasses at Night by Corey Hart

[halo123spartan]

lol his last name is patel....half the indians in my school are patels

[midgysamurai15]

oi maaa veres mah boouurne wittaaaaaa

[thanatos8285]

I hope this was funny to Indian people cause it sure as fuck isn't funny to anyone else

[apatel500]

@thanatos8285 If only you knew what he was saying it would be hilarious.

[In2Infinity]

omg the tech suport part was awesome

[11chuckles1]

omg that guy met have been wasted after that one drink at the end

[signaturemover]

Was that a giant pill at the ending?

[jrandtony]

This guy can drink! xD

[missionimp]

WHAT THE HELL DID HE DRINK IN THE END

[arazona3]

AHHHH MOM WERES MY BOOTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAA

[Kalemech]

kind of a let down

[cheapchinaman]

Love the ENDING! :D

[slggrsrus]

" I swear to Gods"

[08scoobster]

would be alot funnier if i could understand this shit.

[mikeqigong]

I like this one. Awesome.

[Datastorm22]

real phunny

[lordblazer]

really a bollywood actor? really? dude unibrow alert!!

[creatyve]

i love "dell tech support" with rap in the background..fucking jokes

[0n12cadj3ab]

I like how polite and soft spoken this caricature is. I also like the vast references to ethnic cuisine, the extravagant home bar, and his "workout" at the gym.

[skull206dill]

LOL @ showing Khan

[jordanhockeynut]

you drink like a bitch

[jocstarbunny]

Love how you used SRK as your homie xD

[evildeadmitch]

nICE cHUG!!!



[Gordominus]

Haha! "I swear to Gods."

[nikkolei]

@Gordominus ROFL Swear to gods hahah good one!

[captaincamels]

so yea...ive been having some computer problems, could i call you?

[chings0]

i rofled at the music rap-indian

[mrvirkus2]

mad unibrow!! aha

[MrJakeFTW]

dipped out.

[Supersmallpinky]

do you know what this is ? this is my new side burns, and im gonna get no pussy with these

[FabilichuS]

Lol dude shave that unibrow :D

[Mapex113]

@FabilichuS ...that's part of the joke. His unibrow also looks unnatural, so chances are he stuck that on for comic effect.

[SDLinx]

LMFAO!

[samsondark13]

NOT NOW CHIEF.. ITS BOOGIE WOOGIE TIME

[ReptarBar]

not now chief, it's boogie boogie time ;)

[simonchang23]

hilarious. i died

[bryan8993]

lol anybody no the name of that indian rap song

[justin6999]

@bryan8993 welcome to inda-MC Vikram

[murrymurrymurrymurry]

ROFLMFAO

[TheCivilEngineer22]

XD legendary

[JackSparrow2600]

lol, a bunch of indian inside jokes

[simsfrasse]

1:17 no unibrow, 1:19 unibrow

Magic, no other way to explain it.

[TheBluebudz]

nice monobrow burt

[omgtarr]

What's that stuff he drank?

[tsirahxuan]

@omgtarr i think it was milk+beer

[Rockband95]

@omgtarr Mango Lasi and beer

[malcunes]

is this the university of the sciences in philly? lol

[claytonw25]

lmao a laptop over the shoulder. and dell tech support. fucking funny,.

[MGS45]

hahahha i swear to gods ahahahahahhahahahahah

[MysticJirachi]

lol, you're friend is Shah Rukh Khan. LMFAO!

[sargonort]

mate ur a fkn idiot

[Ballers4life23]

whats the song at the beginning it was hilarious

[HXCJournalistAllie]

OH MY LANTA! The way he chugged that shit! i wanna party with him! Plus, I can't go a day without curry either lol I eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner.

[kylieissmiley]

she be like unnnhhhh kevin g!

[amandadelgado15]

@kylieissmiley  haha mean girls nice

[cashola101]

hillarious lol. one of the best ive seen of these.

[partyalld4y57]

My new haircut 3

watch?v=ur9M4-vs9XA

[WilliamRAlford]

The one eyebrow over both eyes is teh seksorz.

[extremesoul666]

Ive worked for indian people before. They crack me up.

Hey whats with everyone thinking they're the shit for talking shit on youtube. pretty fuckin lame how you can say what you want and run like a bitch.

[chrishasaclue]

wow! this isnt funny at all

[thaiteabobaa]

man he shouldve had some curry in the bathroom and slapped himslef lmao.

[Deesedlats]

mad props he actually drank it which is more than can be said for the asian edition lol

[BrownBagBoii]

look at that unibrow lolololol

[mites7]

Man you can chug. I love all the sterotypes hahaha I thought about making a Persian version but we act so much like Italians that there wouldn't have too much difference from the original.

[kylemcgloon69]

was that u spitten them bars at the begining of the video that shit was hott thats sum hardcore arab hip hop

[mites7]

not arab it's indian haha

[chronic00]

I swear to GODS>.........LOL

[Killer99Panda]

damn that dude can chug.

[TheDuseanmandic]

Next best my new haircut, funnier

watch?v=xXNRtNkzbFg

[jaipaul68]

lollllllllll Lassi bomb

[Josepopez76]

gay fag but fnny

[derderderr0o]

Song at the beginning is Welcome to India by Ludakrishna and MC Vikram, Parody of Welcome to Atlanta

[supraluva]

LASSSI BOMB!

[SuperQuinlan]

no it doesn't it didn't sound like nothing liek that

[SuperQuinlan]

what song is that at 0:14

[dondillonnn]

welcome to atlanta - Jermaine dupree ft. ludacris

[SuperQuinlan]

what song is that at 0:13

[xxAshar82xx]

lassi bombs.

at some parts he doesnt hav his unibrow.

1st fav edition.

[l3g3nd1337]

dell tech support lmao

[Elvinshire]

lol props on the chug dude

[mutantsheepofdoom]

Wow! Nice chug. I'd party with you any day.

[CptPlanet05]

Awesome chug man

[MrBlackDragon]

nice chug

[Bobablazer]

lmao, most indians have the last name Patel. I know, i have an indian best friend

[Zamzalett]

"Not now chief, it's boogywoogie time"

HAHAHAHH OH GOD <3

[Mpftmead]

Lmaooooo

[thedrizzled]

i swear to gods.. haha subtle yet hillarious

[addicted2raw]

best knock off ive seen lol

[joepaternoable]

U SUCK

[patpatiar]

are you pakistani?

[Flyinhighh22]

His last names Patel wtf do you think?

[omgomgomgasdf12345]

HAHHAHAH lawl hilarious

[plowy]

well done drinking that haha

[JBeast54]

@plowy

I thought the same thing haha. That was the only impressive part of the spoof though.

[drac313]

where's my bonvita ma. lmfao

[slavko96]

u can not skull 4 shiett

[krookroorocket]

lassibombs ahahaha that's gross

[hanniefatal]

lassi bombs!

[filipinoguy101]

it gives me witamins

ahah

[pinaklada]

ROFL Love the Dell tech support at the gym!

[JoePivot]

1:50 lmao

[unseenhate]

eww was that mango juice in beer

[netrusher22]

very well done

[snottyhamsta1111]

hey thnx for representing us, but i really did find the video funny and btw its only our parents tht do tht shit cuz the kids get education here we will do way better than any old rich white guy.

[timmyfasho]

bitch you just blowin shit up, that's it

[goldeneye007662]

Haha. As an indian, born in American, i found this fugging hilarious.

[corninmyface]

00:58

i swear to gods. lmao

[hslocal]

search

YOUNG FLOB

so funny

[explorerprecision]

Dell text support; hahaha, classic

[svt11111]

hahahha that was the best part

[aqRussie]

lmfaooo

[Sean8654]

Nice freakin unibrow chief

[vAnSsK8A1290]

wtf

[lululam86]

Is that Goodman USP?

[hanshinboy]

There are too many Indians in Canada.

You should all go up North and stink the shit out of the Eskimos. hahaha

[msutta]

why do you have a heineken mini keg at your basement bar...

[tbbuccaneers68]

lol that lassi bomb mustve tasted so bad

[hanshinboy]

Have you ever been in an Indian person's house ?

It smells like curry.

Now go pour me a slurpee and go watch some bollywood.

[hanshinboy]

I wasn't being racist. I was just telling it like it is.

Indian = slurpee and gas station.

[conrump]

hahahaha somebody who agrees with me i think indians are the biggest fags on the planet they smell like fucking shit and get no pussy with their turbans and red dots hahahahaha

[tehmanwitplan1337]

how old are you? lol

[Jattmafia313]

all the white bitches seem to like my cock tho son

[tehmanwitplan1337]

indian= taking all the jobs middle class americans use to have....Really dude, stfu im not indian but im not a fuckin idiot like you

[dholmesm]

Your clearly a fucking idiot,

I'm not indian either; but the only reason why you stereotype that indians take middle class american jobs is because the people there work twice as hard, are twice as intelligent and infinity times more competent then your stupid "middle class american" ass. How about instead of crying about something that has literally zero relevance to this video, go and work as hard as an international indian; then maybe u could get a fuckin' job.

laffs...

[xxxmosh]

lol shut up

[x031it30x]

u have 1 long ass eyebrow

[jdannyf]

your fucking amazingggggggggggggggggggggggg­ggggggggggggggggg. your a god among mare mortals. nice chug

[sargeptl18]

what is that song

[singleagaindammit]

Sigh...why are people still so racist in the day and age.

[pieman308]

lol yea hanshinboy is funny

[spongebob3241]

hhaqhhahahahah couldnt have said it better hanshinboy

[hanshinboy]

Where are the slurpee jokes ?

I am sure this guys parents run a gas station somewhere.

Do you sand niggers have cars ?

[ImportWins]

lmao, comming from a cracker, stfu get of his dick faggot stop dick ridin pussy

[scotty19911991]

pretty good :)

[jakesandz]

INDIAN PEOPLE ARE SO FUKIN ANNOYING

[Vinz1313]

Nice chug at the end.

[sunketp]

so many haters

[leeleeformeemee]

strap a pair on and stop arguing in youtube. 'conrump' is a racist cunt. get a fucking life, dude.

[diperp]

you guys are both bitches for arguing over youtube comments

[rgupta90]

haha pretty dece

[Barcelonasoccerb]

Conrump is trash he gets no vagina lol he only gets pleasure from his left and right hand lol I'm not Indian but I know your a prick for your restarted comments ..dont bother responding prick. BTW THIS VID IS FUNNY LOL

[conrump]

wow your the prick for talking shit about me u dont kno shit u and dis venth pussy need to get off ma dick i said one comment so hop off fag

[Barcelonasoccerb]

fag no ones on your dick get off that gay shit queer you want guys on your dick fcukin homo

[conrump]

your a fuckin loser its a sayin it doesnt mean i actually want a guy on ma dick but since your probobly some fat nerd u dont know shit kids so stop commenting on my comments fuckin fag stop trying to defend your butt buddy venth991 you fuckin homo hop off his dick!!

[Barcelonasoccerb]

you and the dicks man you like dick i knew it..fag..haha me a fat nerd lmao na click on my profile i have my picture NO HOMO I get bitches idk about you since you talk about dick so much

[diddykong63]

translations: ladki - girl gundi chokri - dirty girl champal - sandal boogie woogie - popular dance show nasto - snack bournvita - indian ovaltine basmati - rice maaza - sort of an orange soft drink lassi - milk based beverage the guy in the photo is shah rukh khan - a renowned actor also known as "the king of bollywood"

[jadedxfaded]

damn lil dude, chug chug chug!

[conrump]

indians dont get pussy

[venth991]

you get no pussy fucking fatass...get out of your mom's basement and find a real girl. lol

[conrump]

hahaah if you only knew kid you're probably one of those indians who smells like shit and wears a turban and cant even get those nasty hairy indians girls let alone a sexy girl hahaha

[venth991]

I have a very hot GF you motherhumper....I bet you cant even score a ugly chick.....

[conrump]

i bet the ugliest girl i've ever dated is hotter than the hottest girl uve ever had

[venth991]

and that's your mother fatass....hahahhaha don't deny it ugly boy...