Chuck Norris solved the question of 'What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object' when he punched himself in the face. Chuck Norris can squeeze the apple juice out of a banana.
Chuck Norris's first Job was a paper boy. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a horse in the chin. It's decendents are known as girraffes.
Chuck Norris once played "who wants to be a millionare" to the first question he responded "me" and was given 1 million dollars. This was Chuck Norris going out for toilet paper.
Chuck Norris was once stuck between a rock and a hard place. These are known as his left and right arms.
@Reece175 that is so true. so true, that if it was any truer, then everyone accept chuck norris would explode. chuck norris's ability to be 999% kickass protected him.
Chuck Norris solved the question of 'What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object' when he punched himself in the face. Chuck Norris can squeeze the apple juice out of a banana.
epiceverydayguy 2 months ago
chuck norris once looked into a mirror but it shatttered. because not even glass is stupid enough to stand between chuck norris and chuck norris
acebl00dpwnage 6 months ago
chuck norris got hit by a train, he was the ONLY one who lived
why cant chuck norris go sky diving? cause we only need 1 grand canyon
when chuck norris flips you off, hes telling you how many seconds you have to live
chuck norris sleeps with the lights on. not cause hes scared of the dark, cause the dark is scared of him
chuck norris is so badass he can drink boiling water and piss ice cubes
chuck norris ate an entire cake befor his friends told him there was a stripper in it
thesoldierof9lives 8 months ago
Chuck Norris's first Job was a paper boy. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a horse in the chin. It's decendents are known as girraffes.
Chuck Norris once played "who wants to be a millionare" to the first question he responded "me" and was given 1 million dollars. This was Chuck Norris going out for toilet paper.
Chuck Norris was once stuck between a rock and a hard place. These are known as his left and right arms.
AnimaniacFox 1 year ago
chuck norris made 2 YT accounts then used them to dislike this video
Rip7iK 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can Count till he reaches letters.
Reece175 1 year ago
@Reece175 that is so true. so true, that if it was any truer, then everyone accept chuck norris would explode. chuck norris's ability to be 999% kickass protected him.
awesomesauceyumyum 1 year ago
Chuck norris has two speeds walk and kill. Chuck norris once got in a bar fight the bar lost.
MrBoomStick100 1 year ago
but srsly, i want some jokes, not facts.
SporeGladiator 1 year ago
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Steroids are extracted from Chuck Norris's urine
PillageDaVillage21 1 year ago
chuck norris once got hit by a train loaded with people he was the only survivor
chuck norris once got bit by a cobra after 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra died
chuck norris is the last airbender
chuck norris puts the laughter in manslaughter
badgame589 1 year ago
chuck norris doughter lost her virginity but he got it back
chuck norris doesnt need condoms his fists are his only protection
MultiStreetBaller 1 year ago
If you're Chuck Norris you don't have to pause the video, the video pauses by itself in fear of angering Chuck Norris
xxDarkGlovesxx 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
chuck norris once had an erection whilst lying face down, he struck oil
chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves
HandleyHalifax 1 year ago
chuck norris is so awesome god worships him [for catholics]
ComedyKids08 2 years ago
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris once had an erection. There were no survivors. The site of the tragedy is now called the Grand Canyon.
Just a few Chuck Norris jokes I thought up of while watching the video lol
badoinker57 2 years ago