"Hi. My name is John Petrucci, and welcome to my video. Today I'm gonna be touching on, and discussing various guitar techniques with my imaginary friend, who's name is Dinglebat Humperdink Stingstein Fuckinghamshire III. He also claims to be from the 5th moon of the planet Dementia-Opus - Hello, Dinglebat!"
Skip to 0.46 on this video and pause it.... That's the face he has when he introduces his friend "Dinglebat".
@rsyyjh4n6r7xtygb45bt lol It's just because he said the word "discussing" and I thought well most guitar instructional videos are with one person only. So who would he be discussing guitar techniques with? lol. But yea, reading back on that comment it is too surreal like hahaha. May I add it was quite late at night when I wrote this comment so was quite tired hahaha.
Dont worry John, i can't say your name either.
JAKE887 1 week ago
Big like
ThePanzerThunder 1 week ago
Hi. My name is John Petrucci... and I'm going too kill you!
SERCHSOS3722 1 week ago
JP just acted like this to pretend that he is somehow human ... we all know he is a GOD amongst men =D
disengagejam 2 weeks ago
"Nailed it. Nice work."
panzerdiv 3 weeks ago
I can´t say his name either
Sphereal 1 month ago 2
he only needs to talk with his guitar
brownzfan10 1 month ago
Rock stars are not actors.
MasterFreespirit 1 month ago
Fake! He does not make mistakes!
SuperJiiRo 1 month ago 5
Le John plays cheesy lick at 1:01 and he says: aaaaahhh Fuck I can't use that roflmao makes me laugh everytime
HarisDT 2 months ago
I KNOW! Laughed hard enough to bring tears to my eyes.
panzerdiv 3 weeks ago
What did he say in 1:21 ? Bea.. what?
Macckos 2 months ago
Hey, it's Petrucci before he became a bear!
cthulhuinsamadhi 2 months ago
I love being disciplined by Petrucci.
MlKEPORNTOY 2 months ago 13
1:04 ough, Jesus can slang
misterkezo 3 months ago
1:12
I had no idea he could do that :O
PR0T0TYP3MKII 3 months ago
kkkkkk euri
verwhge 3 months ago
Such a great and nice guy:))
fdbshh 3 months ago
Ha ha! The voice @ 0:10 sounds like the voicover dub from the Phyco Exercise videos.
Rawk4Life 3 months ago
essa porra toca ou não?
gargarensis2 3 months ago
........John is not fat....he is a gladiator!....I have met him once at a meet and greet, and he looks so perfect!....a real beautiful man.....x
nubesnegras10 3 months ago 24
@nubesnegras10 yea hes buff haha.
TheObviousTruths 1 week ago
I'm gonna be disgusting." LOL
Per770718 4 months ago
He looked so much better like that.
BlackenedThunder 4 months ago
Maybe he should try talking to a metronome.
gnrcr 4 months ago 4
Duhhh, what is his name??
DenPay 4 months ago
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hi, my name is john petrucci. welcome to my video. im gonna be disgusting and... ok.
haubsen 4 months ago
He sux at HOSTING.. Just let the guitar do the talking and it would be GODLY PERFECT.. haha
lordfrozen29 4 months ago
Typical talentless Gentile.
MlKEPORNTOY 4 months ago
@MlKEPORNTOY The video "Mike Portnoy outtakes" is much longer ;D
passion4drums 4 months ago
@passion4drums
Mike Portnoy's penis is much longer.
MlKEPORNTOY 4 months ago
@MlKEPORNTOY Eh.. I can agree to some extent.
passion4drums 4 months ago
@MlKEPORNTOY But we're talking about being talentless! Porntoy! Not Portnoy!
passion4drums 4 months ago
Lol! Love this! HOW long ago was this?... never mind!
eennymo 4 months ago
30lb ago...
McDiddy9999 4 months ago
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My name is John Petrucci :oD
graphficker 4 months ago
That guy in the back sounds like adam02's Petrucci... the real Petrucci! 0:09
republicanhaircutman 4 months ago
1:13 Can I get tabs for that?
MrFrancovsky 4 months ago 2
=)) Now I knew the reason why he didn't say a word in Young Guitar's Video ....
joesatriani2210 5 months ago
That was painful.
fargoleaf95 5 months ago
2:34 "Or no" while smiling
Jankunas 5 months ago
Wow that's a lot of takes just for the intro. Jesus christ...
Fizzwut 5 months ago
DUDE! John, my man. Just let the guitar do the talking for you, this just isn't your thing. It's like watching LaBrie singing...
fashank22 5 months ago 3
man
I laughed so fuckin loud with that first picture
HAHAHAHA
dreadbet 5 months ago
is adam02 recording him?
Raffael900me 5 months ago
Wow, I haven't watched Rock Discipline in a while and I've just realised how high his voice was back then.
NightmareCinemaChild 5 months ago
where do you have this video from?
dannicron 5 months ago
Give him a break. It's not like he's trying to play the Stream of Consciousness solo.
EpsilonVector 5 months ago 3
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EpsilonVector 5 months ago
Damn he looks soooo nerdish.
MrMethadrine 5 months ago
Grande, John piciucci!
firstdance2 5 months ago
1:12 to 1:21
Stoned Petrucci Mode.
WoWZhen 5 months ago 3
what a motherf**ing sustain at 1:14
Simonemoni 5 months ago 3
john pe' ciucci xD
dromocronguitar 5 months ago
Where did you get these vids? I had no idea they existed, they're great! XD
KuraiX 5 months ago
Hi I'm John Petrucci and I'm your messiah.
guitarman069 5 months ago
i heard Petrucci so many times that now i say it my self and the word has lost its meaning hahaha
XxDeanPxX 6 months ago 2
The one dislike was John Pettrurucicicici :P
SolSilence 6 months ago 52
@SolSilence The other one is from Ibanez lol
yakuviskayel 2 months ago
@yakuviskayel Yeah because He plays them so hard they get sad :(
SolSilence 2 months ago
@SolSilence that too and also because he's using Music Man now :D
yakuviskayel 2 months ago
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@yakuviskayel Ah touche good man of Pettrurucicicici knowledge
SolSilence 2 months ago
Petruchi.
GtrDony 6 months ago
Nobody else hate that too loud peep for each cut?!
MartijnvHattum 6 months ago
no pudes pronunciar tu nombre?, eso es raro, LOL!!
pity333seca 6 months ago
notice there was like one playing outtake
manifestgtr 6 months ago 5
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I can't use that..."
VNtinos 6 months ago
JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA qué macizo
maxulyses 6 months ago
too fast? nothing is TOO fast, John.
GuruzGT 7 months ago
It would be awesome If it starts like "Hey, didn't see you there..."
osalbaro 7 months ago 5
Hello guitar noobs!
PhilosopherOnWeed 7 months ago 2
he kinda looks like Seth Green here :)
D4VEMURR4Y 7 months ago
Nailed it! Hahaha
norgesnus 8 months ago
"hi, my name is John Petrucci, and i'm gonna be disgusting...."
turboseven83 8 months ago 4
@1:05 'aaahh fuck i cant use that'
no, john, you can use anything, you are GOD
theunitedspeed 8 months ago
Inside his mind, God was taking a quick nap.
sportsportsport 9 months ago
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*low E* ...
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NAILED IT!
L2112Lif 9 months ago
at that time he just knew he was some alien god, that's why he was nervous
JoolsGuitar 9 months ago
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A really good guy:)
fdbshh 9 months ago
hope JP watches this.LOL XD
musicalsiddy 10 months ago
1:13 Nailed it!
Xiacro 10 months ago 5
Is it me, or were his eyebrows alot thicker back then?
DustinShaneYounce 10 months ago
John looks great in this video! :D
Feal9123 10 months ago
Better playing than talkin'
shakriviere 10 months ago 3
"Hi. My name is John Petrucci, and welcome to my video. Today I'm gonna be touching on, and discussing various guitar techniques with my imaginary friend, who's name is Dinglebat Humperdink Stingstein Fuckinghamshire III. He also claims to be from the 5th moon of the planet Dementia-Opus - Hello, Dinglebat!"
Skip to 0.46 on this video and pause it.... That's the face he has when he introduces his friend "Dinglebat".
replica07 10 months ago
@replica07 i want some of whatever it is you've been smoking haha
rsyyjh4n6r7xtygb45bt 9 months ago
@rsyyjh4n6r7xtygb45bt lol It's just because he said the word "discussing" and I thought well most guitar instructional videos are with one person only. So who would he be discussing guitar techniques with? lol. But yea, reading back on that comment it is too surreal like hahaha. May I add it was quite late at night when I wrote this comment so was quite tired hahaha.
replica07 9 months ago
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replica07 10 months ago
this PEEP goes on my nervs.
zakkwyldeverehrer 10 months ago
hi my name is john petrucci and im gonna be disgusting hahhaha
88segovia 10 months ago 2
"hi my name is john petrucci, and in ten years, i am going to get extremely fat."
ben10sk8r 11 months ago 27
@ben10sk8r Oh my god! He's not fat. Jeez. He's just fuggin buff.
KornSOAD 4 months ago
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MrDuckFuk 4 months ago
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@ben10sk8r "Hi my name is ben10sk8r and I don't like music, but like staring at artists bodies and judging their weight."
And oh btw, he isn't fat. He's a bodybuilder so he's bulky. Just like with your stupid comment, you aren't cool. Your a dumbfuck Beiber fan.
MrDuckFuk 4 months ago
@ben10sk8r lol dude its muscle. hes also into body building
Coldretter 3 months ago
@ben10sk8r he isnt fat, he is so insanely muscular....you should see some supplements he takes, and its also obvious it isnt fat really
kakashi11213 3 months ago 2
@ben10sk8r He's not fat!
jonesfamilyphoto 3 months ago 2
That is really interesting to see how it's not so simple to express normal things in front of a team recording it. @2:27 it's the best moment.
Dopaminergie 11 months ago
he was high...
RandyRhoadsIsAwesome 11 months ago
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nice video! I miss those times where JP was a cool guy, too arrogant these days..
ytsebam 1 year ago
@ytsebam hahaha no way
DTxOctavariumx 11 months ago
"Hi, my name is John Petrucci. I'm gonna be disgunting and..."
Aensgard 1 year ago
Hi my name is john pechuccee
TheAlphafly 1 year ago 4
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what is the name above the Ibanez logo??
deathscythekim729 1 year ago
Wtf he is trying to play at 1:01 ? xD
jafost9 1 year ago 2
You don't have to say your name Petrucci, people watching you absolutely know your name...
bekomach 1 year ago 3
If he couldn't say Petrucci he should have just said God.
D3m0nhunter719 1 year ago 5
John is a god on guitar! But nobody is perfect!!!
Harry13091983 1 year ago
hi my name is john petrucci
welcome to Jackss ^^
kotdrauf 1 year ago 151
he comes a lonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg way.
amithabajan2 1 year ago
hahahaah i can't say my name lol!
malmsteen1984 1 year ago
Argh it's so cringe worthy! :D
Milo9 1 year ago
Hi , my name is john petrucci and im disgusting in..
who did hear that one too?xD
DumbShitOnGuitar 1 year ago
this is the second time i hear him said "fuck"
hahahaha
heroandthieves 1 year ago
Hey! I Like This Guy! :DD
ZepPaRpLiN 1 year ago
"I can't say my name! John Petrucci, OK" XD!!!
llilloibanez 1 year ago 94
@llilloibanez :D xD "Hi, I`m Jonh Petrucci (and) I can`t say my name. JOHN Petruccci." :) (his countenance) :) I love him :P
firstwakedown 1 year ago
He sounds stoned. XD
Blade686 1 year ago
He is really different when he was young. I can't spot how but it's almost like the Petrucci before was a different guy to the Petrucci now?
But both Petrucci's are awesome XD
TheJohnPetras 1 year ago 6
@TheJohnPetras It's like he was more professional or something back then
AdamDallas 1 year ago
1:14 kasjaksjaks xD
666crazymotherfucker 1 year ago
1:14 kasjaksjaks xD
666crazymotherfucker 1 year ago
hahahahaha he can't say his own name hahaha funny sh**
j0hn318 1 year ago
Haha JP 4 ever !!! :D
more stuff like this please I always wanted to see "funny" vids :)
HarisDT 1 year ago
lol funny stuff.
shaqdaddy11 1 year ago