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  • Dont worry John, i can't say your name either.

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  • Hi. My name is John Petrucci... and I'm going too kill you!

  • JP just acted like this to pretend that he is somehow human ... we all know he is a GOD amongst men =D

  • "Nailed it. Nice work."

  • I can´t say his name either

  • he only needs to talk with his guitar

  • Rock stars are not actors.

  • Fake! He does not make mistakes!

  • Le John plays cheesy lick at 1:01 and he says: aaaaahhh Fuck I can't use that roflmao makes me laugh everytime

  • I KNOW! Laughed hard enough to bring tears to my eyes.

  • What did he say in 1:21 ? Bea.. what?

  • Hey, it's Petrucci before he became a bear!

  • I love being disciplined by Petrucci.

  • 1:04 ough, Jesus can slang

  • 1:12

    I had no idea he could do that :O

  • kkkkkk euri

  • Such a great and nice guy:))

  • Ha ha! The voice @ 0:10 sounds like the voicover dub from the Phyco Exercise videos.

  • essa porra toca ou não?

  • ........John is not fat....he is a gladiator!....I have met him once at a meet and greet, and he looks so perfect!....a real beautiful man.....x

  • @nubesnegras10 yea hes buff haha.

  • I'm gonna be disgusting." LOL

  • He looked so much better like that.

  • Maybe he should try talking to a metronome.

  • Duhhh, what is his name??

  • He sux at HOSTING.. Just let the guitar do the talking and it would be GODLY PERFECT.. haha

  • Typical talentless Gentile.

  • @MlKEPORNTOY The video "Mike Portnoy outtakes" is much longer ;D

  • @passion4drums

    Mike Portnoy's penis is much longer.

  • @MlKEPORNTOY Eh.. I can agree to some extent.

  • @MlKEPORNTOY But we're talking about being talentless! Porntoy! Not Portnoy!

  • Lol! Love this! HOW long ago was this?... never mind!

  • 30lb ago...

  • That guy in the back sounds like adam02's Petrucci... the real Petrucci! 0:09

  • 1:13 Can I get tabs for that?

  • =)) Now I knew the reason why he didn't say a word in Young Guitar's Video ....

  • That was painful.

  • 2:34 "Or no" while smiling

  • Wow that's a lot of takes just for the intro. Jesus christ...

  • DUDE! John, my man. Just let the guitar do the talking for you, this just isn't your thing. It's like watching LaBrie singing...

  • man

    I laughed so fuckin loud with that first picture

    HAHAHAHA

  • is adam02 recording him?

  • Wow, I haven't watched Rock Discipline in a while and I've just realised how high his voice was back then.

  • where do you have this video from?

  • Give him a break. It's not like he's trying to play the Stream of Consciousness solo.

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  • Damn he looks soooo nerdish.

  • Grande, John piciucci!

  • 1:12 to 1:21

    Stoned Petrucci Mode.

  • what a motherf**ing sustain at 1:14

  • john pe' ciucci xD

  • Where did you get these vids? I had no idea they existed, they're great! XD

  • Hi I'm John Petrucci and I'm your messiah.

  • i heard Petrucci so many times that now i say it my self and the word has lost its meaning hahaha

  • The one dislike was John Pettrurucicicici :P

  • @SolSilence The other one is from Ibanez lol

  • @yakuviskayel Yeah because He plays them so hard they get sad :(

  • @SolSilence that too and also because he's using Music Man now :D

  • Petruchi.

  • Nobody else hate that too loud peep for each cut?!

  • no pudes pronunciar tu nombre?, eso es raro, LOL!!

  • notice there was like one playing outtake

  • "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I can't use that..."

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA qué macizo

  • too fast? nothing is TOO fast, John.

  • It would be awesome If it starts like "Hey, didn't see you there..."

  • Hello guitar noobs!

  • he kinda looks like Seth Green here :)

  • Nailed it! Hahaha

  • "hi, my name is John Petrucci, and i'm gonna be disgusting...."

  • @1:05 'aaahh fuck i cant use that'

    no, john, you can use anything, you are GOD

  • Inside his mind, God was taking a quick nap.

  • at that time he just knew he was some alien god, that's why he was nervous

  • hope JP watches this.LOL XD

  • 1:13 Nailed it!

  • Is it me, or were his eyebrows alot thicker back then?

  • John looks great in this video! :D

    

  • Better playing than talkin'

  • "Hi. My name is John Petrucci, and welcome to my video. Today I'm gonna be touching on, and discussing various guitar techniques with my imaginary friend, who's name is Dinglebat Humperdink Stingstein Fuckinghamshire III. He also claims to be from the 5th moon of the planet Dementia-Opus - Hello, Dinglebat!"

    Skip to 0.46 on this video and pause it.... That's the face he has when he introduces his friend "Dinglebat".

  • @replica07 i want some of whatever it is you've been smoking haha

  • @rsyyjh4n6r7xtygb45bt lol It's just because he said the word "discussing" and I thought well most guitar instructional videos are with one person only. So who would he be discussing guitar techniques with? lol. But yea, reading back on that comment it is too surreal like hahaha. May I add it was quite late at night when I wrote this comment so was quite tired hahaha.

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  • this PEEP goes on my nervs.

  • hi my name is john petrucci and im gonna be disgusting hahhaha

  • "hi my name is john petrucci, and in ten years, i am going to get extremely fat."

  • @ben10sk8r Oh my god! He's not fat. Jeez. He's just fuggin buff.

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  • @ben10sk8r lol dude its muscle. hes also into body building

  • @ben10sk8r he isnt fat, he is so insanely muscular....you should see some supplements he takes, and its also obvious it isnt fat really

  • @ben10sk8r He's not fat!

  • That is really interesting to see how it's not so simple to express normal things in front of a team recording it. @2:27 it's the best moment.

  • he was high...

  • @ytsebam hahaha no way

  • "Hi, my name is John Petrucci. I'm gonna be disgunting and..."

  • Hi my name is john pechuccee

  • Wtf he is trying to play at 1:01 ? xD

  • You don't have to say your name Petrucci, people watching you absolutely know your name...

  • If he couldn't say Petrucci he should have just said God.

  • John is a god on guitar! But nobody is perfect!!!

  • hi my name is john petrucci

    welcome to Jackss ^^

  • he comes a lonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg way.

  • hahahaah i can't say my name lol!

  • Argh it's so cringe worthy! :D

  • Hi , my name is john petrucci and im disgusting in..

    who did hear that one too?xD

  • this is the second time i hear him said "fuck"

    hahahaha

  • Hey! I Like This Guy! :DD

  • "I can't say my name! John Petrucci, OK" XD!!!

  • @llilloibanez :D xD "Hi, I`m Jonh Petrucci (and) I can`t say my name. JOHN Petruccci." :) (his countenance) :) I love him :P

  • He sounds stoned. XD

  • He is really different when he was young. I can't spot how but it's almost like the Petrucci before was a different guy to the Petrucci now?

    But both Petrucci's are awesome XD

  • @TheJohnPetras It's like he was more professional or something back then

  • 1:14 kasjaksjaks xD

  • 1:14 kasjaksjaks xD

  • hahahahaha he can't say his own name hahaha funny sh**

  • Haha JP 4 ever !!! :D

    more stuff like this please I always wanted to see "funny" vids :)

  • lol funny stuff.

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