Fart in Wal-Mart

[iRawr1011]

@quiettman11 ur an asshole u know that?

[KatoKid85]

I had one of those fart machines in high school. Best $20 I ever spent.

[quiettman11]

I  WAS ON A PLANE TRIP,,2 MEXICAN "LADIES" WERE HALF DRUNK AND STARTED A "FART CONTEST" THEY WERE TOLD "COOL IT..THEY FARTED MORE, WARNED, AND FARTED MORE..I WAS IN 1ST CLASS AND YOU COULS SMELL THE "TACO SMELL".THE WORKERS WERE HALF SICK/MAD! FINALLY THE MEXICAMS FARTED THERE LAST CHANCE AND WE ACTUALLY LANDED IN NEW MEXICO/THEY WERE "ESCORTED OFF" LAUGHING, GOOD MEXICAN "LADIES A 'GOOD BYE FART! BEING IN NEW MEXICO AND OFF PLANE WITH FELLOW ILLEGALS MADE MADE PLANE AND STATE SMELLING BETTER!

[alisonn789]

who was it idk?

[iBunniSaur]

oops i farted again but nothings gonna stop me nooooooooooooo

[biodan26]

Come on; seriously, a fart machine. That is way to classy and technologically innovative for a Wal-Mart. It's like wearing a tuxedo with a jet pack in it to professional wrestling match. Develop a sense of propriety.

[jcasetnl]

damn that was hella rude ha ha ha

[TOAD1232]

Girls fart?

[RacerE7773]

@TOAD1232 Louder than you'd think.

[samrox2000]

fart is at 0:23

[950meredith]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[millows27]

yep it a pu*** fart it happened sometimes just saying

[MouseClicksNow]

i think it was the pussy fart

[BigX2112]

@MouseClicksNow the proper term for that is "queef"

[Questions4allGIRLS]

I started out watching So You Think You Can Dance.. Not quite sure how I ended up here.

[mbm13213]

Thumbs up if you ever farted and a little poop came out.

[KoRnfaneRica]

@mbm13213

EWWW! who does that....just go shart yourself some more

[mbm13213]

@KoRnfaneRica

My granny does it daily but she shops at Albertsons.

[KoRnfaneRica]

@mbm13213

ummm? you do know what shart means right???

[mbm13213]

@KoRnfaneRica

You mean like a 'Great White Shart?'

[KoRnfaneRica]

@mbm13213

ummm? no.....okay i dont really feel like talking about this right now!!

[mbm13213]

@KoRnfaneRica

Let me know when you do.

[KoRnfaneRica]

@mbm13213

ummm? okay?

[mbm13213]

@KoRnfaneRica

So you're ready now. Cool..

Check this out.

One time my little brother ran to the bathroom at Applebees but didn't quite make it.

He had exploding diarrhea and ended up leaving his soiled underwear in the stall he defiled.

Can you imagine the next guy that went into that stall?

I still laugh when I think about that. Good times....

[KoRnfaneRica]

@mbm13213

well i didnt really want to talk about it when i said okay but yeah sounds like a pretty funny story!

[acegm34]

epic 4 acre crop dust. congrats you've been promoted.

[acegm34]

am i the only one who thought she shat herself at 0:19 ?

[realnootieandtootie]

press 6 two times she poking her but

[jenifer0910]

@2psinapod089 Nope

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

I've seen women turn heads before but, .....

[jonas100lover]

Am i the only one who thought the fart was at 0:19 ?

[igorakalesley24]

lmfao this video made my day yo.

[jokinjoe4u]

omg great prank!



[ZachPoopyTV]

Thats the fart machine. Go kill yourself faggot

[smoshrules1000]

there are videos like this where people walk by groups of people or one person in particular, and press a button to make it sound like they were farting

[DrazeLezard]

laughed. what can i say, farts are funny.

[youlookingfierce]

how the fuck did i get here.....

[classi2themax]

@youlookingfierce By clicking on this video!!

[mav48185]

I think those 2 girls did it as soon as tht fart went off they stepped forward instantly

[asdfghjkl20372]

LOL XD..... She queefed!!

[Skittles736601]

Wow. The people post the most stupidist vidoes ever. And btw that fart was a text tone not a real one.

[Mohrkai]

that sounded more like a stomach fart, like trying to hold a shit in rather tha a let loose.

[awesomeemily100]

yeah they obviouslley know eachother @ she ddnt fart that was SOO fake

[Mr00frijoles]

Ima do this at walmart! Me and my sister do funny stuff like this too

[dvrman]

Didn't sound like a real one...

[grnman86]

that was as cool as an ice cube on a hot day

[sucktheSAUSAGE]

@grnman86 hahahahahahahhaballshahahaha

[LB117xx]

this walmat is in placerville

[trejience808]

what the LololololoLOLOL!!!!

[GothicKanna]

I swear I smelt something after she farted >.< lol

[007nizzan]

THATS FUCKING FUNNY

[jem03ser]

Lol ha,i like the sense of humor!

[KewryAirsoft]

Wow thats sad grown people doing that i understand kids doing that! 

[WyrmofAir]

walk in and fart mart

[XxGodSlappedBOYxX]

Why were u just walking around in Wal-Mart filming people (Creeper)

[evoterry]

@XxGodSlappedBOYxX obviously the person filming is friends with the fart girl.

[2psinapod089]

Ummm...i am the only one who thinks the person filming is a stalker?!?!

[artenman]

@2psinapod089 Yes, you are.

[HellaFlushEvo]

@2psinapod089 they obviously knew each other

[jennygskully123]

@2psinapod089 unless thats the persons mom

[jenifer0910]

@2psinapod089 nope

[jenifer0910]

@2psinapod089 nope

[0921lyric]

@2psinapod089 lol im a stalker!!!!

[blackhawkswin2010]

@2psinapod089 Yes.

[flamingskull2516]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARYPUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CUZ IT ACTULALLY WORKS

[ThatLegoGuy12]

@flamingskull2516 u belive this shit or just bored?

[flamingskull2516]

@ThatLegoGuy12 I thought it would+i bored and why the fuck did i do it on this vid

?

[ThatLegoGuy12]

@flamingskull2516 lol

[flamingskull2516]

@ThatLegoGuy12 Ya lol

[Dinglebag]

New HIGHSCORE!!

[sknik546]

omgsoh the snake thing worked!!!!!!! that's awesome!!!!

[slpknotbrad]

thats to funny

[IRokSoxx]

THAT WAS HALRIOUS! wasnt she emberased.

[shimmer65153bat]

omg i think she really did do that cause those people looked at here when she passed by this is real isnt it and please dont get angry at me for asking that ok nvm

[shimmer65153bat]

omg i think she really did do that cause those people looked at here when she passed by this is real isnt it and please dont get angry at me for asking that

[TheHiMonster001]

I played snake. B)

[Tannz0rz]

Crop dusted.

[SingOutLoud8]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I HAD TEARS!!

[subjectmadness]

how can something be this wrong, and still be that funny

[amariproductions123]

hahhahahhahah

[boycoin1]

press 8 and 9 20 times and theres one girl slapping the other, and a girl hitting the other with her head XD

[Chupaskabra45]

CROP DUSTED!!!!

[Chupaskabra45]

haha, wal-fart

[porkio192]

press 5 two times and 6 two times

[detBits]

Why fake it, it's Wal-Mart, shart you pants and I doubt anyone would notice it over themselves. luuullullllululul

[declanrox109]

Press 8 repeatedly for spazing leg :D

[Applecrazy12347]

At first i thought it was the fat ass that did it

[wybat1]

farts are funny

[monkeynuts76]

WAL MART IS A FART

[TheMrDrakth]

its a fake fart :) i have heard it in jackass and in a kid game when i was around 5 years or somthing

[big345de]

lol playing snake while the video still going lol :)

[kira12n]

classic

[The12232flower]

I remembered one time I was walking in a store with my friend and a guy passed by us and farted SOO loud. We laughed really hard xD

[ryandky100]

That's sick why would someone record that?!

[Little143Monster]

LMAO!! xD i laughed hard when i fisrt saw this.

[JaniceParton]

In WalMart? That's a norm

[MentalAlive]

i wanna do that lol

[sagiiine]

XD omg so laugh !

[jolene143aaes]

TROLOLOLOLL ¢:

[lb4906]

All the strange people hang out at Walmart. They have their own zipcode too.

[SerenityCrysweet]

o_O

[BlueSoda79]

LMFAO the girl at 0:27 didn't give a damn she loved that air that's why she didn't do anything she was sitting in it her ass was loving it.

[brownspottedbanana]

why are all those women out of the kitchen?

[austinha11]

@brownspottedbanana Be more original.  Old joke.

[bennis1213]

This is dumb



[Ostnizdasht206]

I bet that fat chick already farted like 3 times since they've been there..

[jazzylovesvfas]

hahaha

[deathodeath]

i bet it was an a fart noise app thats what it sounded like

[TimmyJimmy118]

fake and gay! women dont fart.

[JoeyLuverDiamond]

what that wasnt even real im not that stupid

[narutojose2]

How did I go from pranks to this?

[MrRSfuture]

WHY ARE YOU FOLLOW A CHICK IN WAL-MART?! FUCKING STALKER DAWG.

[mrsadawong1]

Lol if that was me i would laugh my ass off :)

[Pickle4shizzle]

press 7 repeatedly for a fart machine gun! :D

[cheddachayze]

@Pickle4shizzle lmfao

[TheHiMonster001]

@Pickle4shizzle I LAUGHED SOOO HARD!!!!!!!!

[VooDooAssassin2]

@Pickle4shizzle sounds like something from doom 2

[TheSkaterat23]

@Pickle4shizzle 777777777777777777777!!!!!!!!!­!! FUCKKKKKKK

[nickbubabauer]

press 6 for fartathon

[TheWTFGunner]

The funnest thing to do in a walmart is to take the intercom phone by your butt and fart in it and see how people react.

[wino001]

it's obvious it's the camera person or someone near it doing a fake fart noise.

[gabys424]

whattttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????­????

[gymer15]

wallfart

[hilltop530]

rich people go to walmart to fart on poor people at walmart.

[vac33]

people of wallmart they don t care because they buy and eat cheap cakes and drink soft drinks and

BURRRPPPPPP

[gondor201]

shes ugly lol

[punkedge28]

Girls don't fart they toot

[punkedge28]

0:14

[spilot14]

Girls don't fart. what kind of trickery is this?

[metsfan784]

that girls mad ugly

[nuffingood]

ive got a fart sound makerc and it sounds exactly the same as that.GAY

[RoyLFewkes]

that place is just one big fart zone.

[HudiniXT]

GAYYYYYYY

[Pato100000]

probably not real.  still funny though!

[AnimeFanPan]

yeah whatever...I fart too

[flatulatingmarmoset]

Epic girl fart!

[happyfacecupcake]

@crazyracer12  hahahahaha goood one!! :)

[rachelchunter]

Ok, so no one gives a damn if you fart in Wal-Mart. But if you let one rip in Tesco's, people always look at you with a disgusted expression on their faces (and kids are the first to point at you and laugh). LOL.

[336kgf]

You notice how a couple of seconds later, everyone just goes on about their business, like it's expected in that store? BWAHAHA

[UltimateDarkSim]

Women fart? ;D

[PhantomloverSNAFU]

The women are all "wtf?"

[missykelly777]

OK WHO GAVE HER FUCKING BEANS 

[Jordan138970]

Was it real??

[quazzie11]

I've got that same fat machine and have done the same thing, just in smaller stores with people behind me in line. Could NOT keep from busting out laughing. Got some mighty strange looks that day.

[scrawfrd02]

i found this video because i farted in wallmart yesterday

[Scone54]

Everybody in walmart looks like they’re about to shit their pants

[Retrowinter]

@Scone54 LMFAO! SO TRUE!!

[christian4222222]

this is fake because they are in walmart and not in the kitchen making me a something to eat

[94pulse]

Pause at 0:00

Press 'up arrow' and 'left arrow' at same time

Play Snake!

Thumbs up if this worked!

[mmlcommissioner1]

@94pulse how the heck does that work? Weird, but it works!

[jthompson1947]

@94pulse tht is so kual!!!!

lol

[FreakinnEllie]

@94pulse how does that happen!? :o

[PerseusFlynn]

@94pulse Holy Shit!!!!! thats freakin awesome!

[SonicWand11]

@94pulse Thanks! I love Snake! Made this video worth watching!

[knaxon]

@94pulse HAHA I REMEMBER THAT GAME FOR AST 3.1 COMPUTER BACK IN 1994 ROFL COPTER SOI SOI SOI

[TerriHogan1]

@94pulse IT DID WTH?

[krgrubbs]

@94pulse how is that possible?

[yomommas24]

@krgrubbs i dont know, but it worked for me, although i didnt notice it until it was almost gone...

[krgrubbs]

@94pulse I found out you can play snake any moment in the video, and any of these combination of keys: up left, up right, down left, down right. Thank you, that is all. Oh and if you die you can play again.

[0Avok0]

get hobbies. please.

[aftoyboy]

i gotta say i really truly enjoy farting in public especially in the elevator there is nothing better than releasing some gasses in a small space

[JoeyNoeyTV]

No way. Farting in Walmart is very different than say… farting is Target. Or a Super Target fot that matter.

[Jadama0]

And girls claim they don't fart... that was huge!

[Quickiezzz]

@Jadama0 I'm pretty sure they were using a fart machine.

[sk8sk82]

LOL That FAT GIRLS LIKE WAS THAT MY FATASS? 0:25