Ozzy Osbourne is Hilarious

[ibeulahim]

Transcription:

Ozzy: wafguiasfhaua fwayugfa f fg asyfw uagy uaof wafs gfsayf

Jimmy: Are you a crier when you're getting drunk?

Ozzy: fhwafhsf waf afaf fuafsf gwua sfafa

We love you Ozzy.

[cabaretampere]

1:35 Jimmy: "There's no one with better fucking shit stories than fucking Ozzi!"

1:54 [crosses out "shitting yourself stories" from topic list.]

[NatashasTheory]

Ozzy should come home

[TrianosDellas]

Jimmy is so creepy, he's go a face of the guy he's interviewing on his shirt, he knows everything you possibly could about the guy and is twitching like a fucking crackhead from excitement.

[littledebbie187]

Ozzy Osbourne is an inspiration. If I have a role model, I could look up to Ozzy, and probably learn from him.

[TheYTLiberator]

Ozzy for president

[otep67]

@TheYTLiberator ANY DAY!!!!!@~!@

[samastardust]

Ozzy should have a battle to the death with Obama and be our next president if he wins.

[otep67]

@samastardust Got my vote, and i'm sure every other rocker in the worlds vote.

[Mrrrtommy]

His Book is soooo genius I love it!

[mopar1988]

He is the best! :D

[FlareStorm10]

Ey, iaaym Ozzey Osbourne and aym ... uuh sorrey iaym toou drounk to aunswear ..

[thewolffebros]

@FlareStorm10 Ozzy's sober so stfu

[euphorium420]

@thewolffebros lol oh piss off, you his doctor? fact is the only people who know for sure if ozzys sober is ozzy and whoever does his blood/piss work..

[berniebernie93]

BRUMMIES ARE THE BEST!

[downrodeo2112]

his book is the fucking best

[deneenification]

@downrodeo2112

I just finished his book last night...One of the best books I've ever read....I love the Osbournes even more now!

[schizm01473]

4:04 Steve C tries to get noticed and is denied. grrrr.....

[koukouroukou12345]

lolwut

[candlewood90]

seriously, its not hard to understand the ozzman. Stop being ignorant fuckers and listen, its easy. You jump on that bandwagon, may as well jump on the hip hop one fuckers.

[yellowniggabart123]

thumbs up if you can understand ozzy cause you bleive in rock ;)

[brother776]

he makes perfect sense

[TheWikidJ]

If it wasn't for Ozzy there would be no metal!

[PirateXoXGirl]

@TheWikidJ that would fucking suck...

[MariahChaulk]

I love him!! i dont understand why all of you americans need subtitles. His speech sounds normal to me.

[makeaton]

@MariahChaulk

I know right? English isen't my first and i still get this guy. People need to shape up.

[makeaton]

@MariahChaulk

I know right? English isen't my first and i still get this guy. People need to shape up.

[hermitman100]

Ohh sorry .That comment was directed at Falstaff6. Aplologies!!

[screamoftw29]

what did you say to McCartney when u meet him Hello :L

[hermitman100]

Ozzy for the President of the United States

[Falstaff6]

@hermitman100 he is english you asshole

[hermitman100]

@Falstaff6 I know that u bloody idiot! No need to be rude here. Go kill yourself!!!

[MrMethadrine]

conclusion..."FUCKIN"

[blizzardballz]

you guys still suck

[killer695]

Is that Steve C in the window in the last minute of the video?

[hoopydu]

I think Yimmmmy does the "eye-wide" thing that Vos talks about at 1:40ish... Go Vos, go!! "sssHere's the thingsss" . . .

[UnwantedBeauty]

"Thank you god, fucking asshole." hahahahha

[Mac1ninja]

saw him in stockholm this year and he still got it

[castoor97]

rock

 =))

[LighterB]

Jesus... Jimmy is so happy he's twitching like a crack head.

[cejason]

PMSL!!!! thts hilirious! he shit in his shoes!!!!! xD!!!

[ReggaeZal]

he sounds, looks stoned in every interview. i wonder if its his natural look...

[SavanaMarionette]

@ReggaeZal It is, lol xD

Tho the way he looks is just him; his voice is how it is due to drug abuse back in the day. If I remeber right

[MetalOxy]

Ozzy's got the best shit stories.

[TheBipolarBullet]

Was that Jim Florentine in the background telling the shit story?

[hoopydu]

@TheBipolarBullet You dropped Something . . it rolled over . . dude

[mophead2345]

Norton's twitching eyes are fucking creepy

[Aspire7]

that voice on the left sounds like the dude from that metal show

[paulod96]

WAIT??? What did Ozzy use to wipe his ass??

[ninjabearsinc2]

@paulod96 Roger Whitaker's curtains

[paulod96]

@ninjabearsinc2 HAHAHAHAHA.

[WhatSayestThou]

Of course he's pmsl funny. I knew that the first times I've saw him on Howard Stern and someone on mtv was astute enough to spot that too and signed him and his family to the tv series. History was made.

[dan11009]

im from UK and i can understand ozzy but can people from the states make out what hes saying at all

[donSparda]

@dan11009

I`m from Norway, and i pretty much get what he says. :P

[iamyourgranddaddy]

Jimmy was scared shitless. How adorable.

[marsh4321]

i think norton wants to blow him...watch his eyes lol

[MeceaB]

haha 0:29

[Panasper]

it's fun watching jimmy twitch sitting next to his idol.

[nomorebooze01933]

haha when ozzy said booze and drugs on the driving test question, he was guna say speed. legend. 40secs/50

[Vigilance1]

OMG!!! HILARIOUS!!

[londongirlhannah]

Ozzy rocks x]

[KremlinH]

This seriously needs subtitles.

[JiangZiyaTabooDays]

@KremlinH Who in the world could provide subtitles to Ozzy besides Keith Richards? They speak a language not known outside the Andromeda Galaxy.

[KremlinH]

@JiangZiyaTabooDays That's because both of them are the living dead and speak the same language XD

[expatbritingermany]

@JiangZiyaTabooDays - have a look at a guy called Stevie Riks on YouTube doing comedy impressions of both Keith Richards and Ozzy (plus a whole host of other people). He's a great laugh, and very talented, also musically :-)

[kornfan0001]

@KremlinH i could understand him fine.

[Falstaff6]

@KremlinH epic fail. Only people outside England need subtitles. Really, he is EASY to understand for us from BIRMINGHAM!

UP THE VILLA

[KremlinH]

@Falstaff6 I can get about half of what he's saying XD Of course you would understand him if you are from there, same accent.

[hermitman100]

@KremlinH He is in the USA now u retard

[KremlinH]

@hermitman100 Yeah, we know that. But he's still from Birmingham and he doesn't have an American accent, he has a Brummie one.

[jsabbath01]

@KremlinH haha i find it easier to understand ozzy than the american guy

[monkeymrk]

@KremlinH lol im from the same city as ozzy... he makes a loads of sence!!

fucking brummy legend right there!!!

[elmasska]

@KremlinH I agree !!!

[kudjo24]

that guy laughing in the background needs to shut up with the little quips....other than that, fantastic!

[Kingofcorrect]

@kudjo24

Anthony? Or Florentine?

[MrWaynejohn]

COME ON ENGLAND !!! ....make ozzy are next prime minster or king !!!!

[PsychopathicKnees]

@MrWaynejohn Oh yeah that would be awesome if he was either Prime Minister , King or even Mayor..

[expatbritingermany]

@PsychopathicKnees - you can't 'become' King these days, you have to be born to be King. Even Britain has emerged from the Middle Ages now ;-))

[expatbritingermany]

@MrWaynejohn - well, I'm not sure about that, but 'Sir Ozzy' would be great ;-) Now that he's got his own column in that renowned British newspaper the Sunday Times, who knows???

[WatchdogDisciple]

@MrWaynejohn England???? Man Ozzy ownz the fucking world

[PirateXoXGirl]

@WatchdogDisciple world??? ozzy is god! he owns the whole fucking universe

[WatchdogDisciple]

@PirateXoXGirl EVEN BETTER

[daveh3434]

Norton seems a little nervous......

[logblacklabel18]

Ozzy is god to Norton what do u except. I'd be the same way if Ozzy was sitting next to me

[Satchfan10]

Is that Steve C's brother at 4:10?

[mophead2345]

I wish they would have asked Ozzy if he ever did Ambien....

[adobos123]

OZZY My IDOL VERY FUNNY!!!!

[OzzyPlayaGirl]

Awesome! I fucking love this man.

[TheDCU]

Read the book, it is hilarious.

[PennyLane6383]

Jimmy's a twitching-nervous wreck but he did just fine!

[mynsbg12563]

Jimmy you twiching fool

[UnwantedZombies]

Why do I find the need to take a piss at the moment?

[feketerj]

That rose is so distracting...

[TimfrmPA]

Opie my hero- Those of us who listen only on Audible never go to hear this day that Ozzy was on. I called a few times. I even called the showline and told the screener- someone sent the previous day before Ozzy twice. It really sucks because you guys keep talking about how great he was, and this clip is hilarious. It would be great if the send the correct January 26.  I know one word from you and it will immediately be done. Thanks if you can help, sir! -Tim

[marvhartigan]

I find it kind of funny. Ozzy's in his fifties and has his natural hair. Ant's fourty-flurf (linger longer) and he has plugs.

[Nebtiger1]

Ozzy was great but would like to have seen an appearance by Chip

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

There is NO way Jimmy wouldve done Chip with Ozzy around.

[Kuechel]

What a waste of money those stupid roses are.

[jamestowlson]

ozzy pleeeeeeease!

[jackgates1]

sponsored by Steven Singer...

[conniestropicalfish]

Even Ozzy can get a license in Cali... lol

[conniestropicalfish]

Even Ozzy can get a drivers license in Cali... lol

[medicmarch]

dude ozzy kind of looks like geddy lee

[EricLynchSucks]

Look at Jimmy hes so happy. :)

[ineedajob8]

lol ozzy is hilarious and has an amazing voice. hes got no regrets and he seems really healthy

[hilariousgas]

I wish Jimmy introduced Ozzy to Chip.

[bigdirtyphil]

jimmy is so fucking happy

[skydiver211150]

hahaha little jimmy and his pen twiching away. long live O&A

[smmmokin]

I'm not a huge huge Ozzy fan, but I love his stuff and I have NEVER heard him on the ball and that funny before. Jesus christ he had me rolling

[thecrags]

at 3:40 you can see Steve and Kenny milling around behind the glass. It looks like an aquarium full of retards.

[leemx603]

nice subtle steven singer plug with the rose haha

[alexmonray]

He couldn't be more hilarious. Ozzy is really a legend. And apparently he's not half bad at pranks either. Classic.

[Dragonz131]

The rose looks CGIed into the video

[wthrfish]

look at how in love jimmy is. pause at 0:27and look at his face.

[smmmokin]

hahahaha what a happy boy. Jimmy is the shit

[wtfmanicanthaveaname]

i think ozzy was just in an I hate steven singer commercial

[0livia0live]

Aw, Ozzy =]. It's nice to see an interview without subtitles, haha

[TheRetiredtrucker]

Remember bein in grade 6 ozzy was my hero.....still is love that fucker

[ixcuincle]

Ozzy's funny but Ron the Lawyer is funnier

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU PUNCHED A COP

[djh446518]

ole twitchy eye norton

[kainemaxwell]

Ozzy rocks!

[esvqza]

Ozzy is the man!!!!

[Triumph87]

Ant is a big fanboy as well. He's laughing and repeating everything Ozzy says. If you play back just the Ant audio you'll here everyone of Ozzy's punchlines. Great interview and video though.

[bigsouth]

ozzy is the coolest. Great conversation, I can actually understand most of what he said. Peace out.

[snakendahills]

fuckin ozzy ..right on.

[wiseblood1014]

Awesome job on editing Opie! You guys ruled chattin with Ozzy, he looked great and seemed really happy.

[dbeezycentex]

UGH...Jimmy's eye twitching and shallow rapid breathing...the way all of them are laughing before he even finishes his sentence..whew...fuckin embarrassing..reminds me of.........heheh me heheheh

[0311SPAWN]

That sweet boy has a nervous eye twitch around his hero... Nice rose Opie....

[BeDastardly]

The rose from Steven Singer in the foreground is MUCH better than the Foundry Music logo.

[drmatt357]

@ Stafford 316... Ahhhh doo duh lee doo! I'm not a Hoo-Hoo fan. It's the great audio reproduction on my iPhone.

[DeathstarGalactica]

Ozzy Osbourne is a legend!

[MrsO1994]

I LOVE OZZY!!!! <3<3<3

[Biggshownob]

1:49...... the laugh and smile just give Ozzy away. He doesn't even need to say yes and you know thats true.

Awesome interview and get him back on the show

[DXslilgangsta]

I Hate Steven Singer

[glowstickgorilla1]

Audible F*cked this episode - :C, can someone help me find another way to hear the whole show

[cobra75410]

torrent

[1FOXYSPIDER]

I like the part when Jim underlines a Shit Story, but passes the buck to Florentine

[PatBattleBF1942]

Ozzy's a pisser - great guest

[darkgimp83]

2:09 - 2:24 was lil' jimmy having a stroke?

[NubMonk]

Yeah and the 30 mins of Ozzy on OnA is probably better than the hour on Stern.

[MAGADIR]

that gold rose from'' ihate steven...

[MAGADIR]

a romantic dinner w/ rose !!!,yes, Duon101

[spiderjuice666]

such a sweet little boy

[duon101]

With the rose, looks like a nice romantic dinner with Jim and Ozzy

[maddne0]

Jimmy's so cute, with his little pen. Like a little child.

[nikolas321]

where's howards interview ? oh that's right , you have to pay extra to see it . thanks opie for all the extra stuff you guys do for us .

[stafford316]

go blow stern then u little pussy fagget bitch

[DeLarger]

Jimmy really is a twitchy fuck.

[jschlesi]

From 3:40 on, all you can concentrate on is effin Steve in the window outside the studio. He even looks gay silently from 15ft away.

[ParkLeeNa]

I love this man.

[cranie4]

Jimmy getting all eye twitchy being near his idol. So cute.

[XxSTICH666xX]

Fat fuck can't get his logo on the video anymore so he has to take up the whole background with his 10lb breakfast eating ass.

[drmatt357]

I couldn't understand a damn word the bloke said

[stafford316]

then clean ur fuck ears out u fuckin dolt every 1 else heard em fine take the dick outa ur ear cum dumpster

[del47doe]

Rockers have the very best stories you can ever hope to hear.

[n8782005]

"no one has better shit stories than ozzy"...from your #1 fan.

[Kiremac]

ok FINE! i'll buy the stupid rose! just stop the adds, I HATE YOU STEVEN SINGER (dot com) LLLLLINGER LONGERRRR!

[oppressedinjc]

LMAO!

[mjoseff]

Golden Rose product placement!

[DALLASallDAY24]

He was better on stern!

[MrKnownalias]

He was on Stern?

Stern's still on?

Remind me again...who's Stern?

Oh. yeah, he's on Artie Lange's show

[yourmomblowsgoats420]

its funny how ozzys wife got them kicked off air. now their on the net. lol how funny

[gearjammerj]

they didnt get kicked off the air because of her appearance, they are still on xm/sirius satalitle radio, this is a vid of the show

[DickRchrds]

who got kicked off the air?

[Bluegoo]

Wow, that rose is really impressive

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

2:12 wtf is wrong with jimmys eye

[DeimosSaturn]

Karma for all his jokes about Michael J Fox.