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Last night, i got your girl into last stand. I used deep impact to double tap her Bouncing Bettys. She sucked me like she had iron lungs, i am glad i had Painkiller. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her sleight of hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. luckily for her i used steady aim so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because i was packing One man Army, and you didn't hear us because we were both using Ninja.
U don't see many Tenor Banjos (Banjos with only 4 strings) and even when I do they're not that good, but that had to be the best Tenor Banjo I've ever seen!
I want you all to think about this. If marijuana was to be legalized the government, it would boost the econmony from the shit condition it is in now to a prosperous super power. If the government were to sell pot cigarettes in packs, put tax on it like cigarettes and everything America likes, they would make so much money. LEAGLIZE POT FUCK AGE LIMITS DO THAT SHIT WHOEVER IS AGAINST WEED FUCK YOU YOU DESERVE TO DIE AND ROT HELL WITH YOUR GENITALS SHOVED IN YOUR MOUTH!!! Thankyou. Goodnight.
I wouldn't call it bluegrass. More like a dixieland version of a bluegrass tune. He's playing a 4-string tenor with a plectrum. More dixieland than anything else. What I'd like to know, is what in the heck is the "Banjo Hall of Fame?"
Hi Tim fantastic, is is possible to this in GDAE tuning ! wow you are something else !
shambles7ful 2 months ago
Holy Crap!! Who picks that fast?
flightoffancy31 2 months ago
Wow. That was Excellento.
planethello 3 months ago
masterpiece
bonelessx 4 months ago
is a tenor banjo tuned EADG?
tombokickass 6 months ago
@tombokickass Almost, it's tuned GDAE, but that's mostly for irish music. They use a different tuning for jazz tenor banjo's.
Tenz0r 4 months ago
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If the banjo were an electric guitar, it would be a great sweep picking, LoL.
Bladerknight25 6 months ago
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Bladerknight25 6 months ago
hes pritty good:-) sorry my english. im denish:-)
madeindenmark1982 7 months ago
banjitar?
Michkins1 7 months ago 5
tenor banjo? all wrong
paultrumble 7 months ago
In the movie both instruments had a capo
samerziadeh 8 months ago
Non è una cosa seria...ma una virtuosa PAGLIACCIATA americana, come tale non è male, ma non ha alcuna parentela con l'atmosfera originale!
TheGreeneyes37 9 months ago
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guitartim3 10 months ago
holy. crap.
limerick2090 10 months ago
this is the video where i first heard this song. but i havn't seen the movie at all. i havn't even heard of the movie. what is it about.
EasyExpertVillage 10 months ago
@EasyExpertVillage Kind of a thriller movie it is pretty fucking good considering when it is made. Scares the shit out of me haha.
xLLSupreme 9 months ago
lol he owned everything
MrJasonrolfe 10 months ago
Last night, i got your girl into last stand. I used deep impact to double tap her Bouncing Bettys. She sucked me like she had iron lungs, i am glad i had Painkiller. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her sleight of hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. luckily for her i used steady aim so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because i was packing One man Army, and you didn't hear us because we were both using Ninja.
wait...wtf am i doing??
7cdl 10 months ago
HOLY SHIT
HES GOOD
DEAD347 11 months ago
@DEAD347 ...I been watching this guy for years on youtube and he amazes me everytime,He one mean banjo player!!!!
mikefranky 11 months ago
*insert long haired heavy metal headbanger in background*
92akd 11 months ago 2
i like his christmas movies
TheColdBeerReport 1 year ago
69 people got strangled trying this.
teh0theif 1 year ago
Outstanding!
whistlecub 1 year ago
If he dreams that I wonder what his REM is like lol
junk11111111 1 year ago
Dnload the audio from this track at soundnabber doht cohm.
BaillieJohannsen71 1 year ago
That's about the greatest thing I've ever seen done with a banjo.
seymourbbest 1 year ago
Oh im sorry, I didnt know Chuck Norris and Jesus had a baby! :D
devi3n 1 year ago 94
@devi3n you should be sorry! hmm!!!
whatthebollocks 10 months ago
Wow..
Falchorn585 1 year ago
Oh man, that was godly.hahahaha
fafnir242 1 year ago
wow.....awsome...
chessfun 1 year ago
banjo is a lot better *-*
dedde0303 1 year ago
10/10
cetnickiponos 1 year ago
omg that is amazing
chorley250894 1 year ago
gay
mrfalafl 1 year ago
@mrfalafl Your the gay one. try being mre like him, like an ungay
duross101 1 year ago
@mrfalafl You're fake... AND gay.
AC33592 1 year ago
Skilt!
sexyabe 1 year ago
there's no way you get sad while listening to this.
JuarezASF 1 year ago
ghey...
Ralastar 1 year ago
Awesome! This guy has a lot of skill to be able to play to separate musical instruments at the same time! Great job, love it!
SkyschildStudios1 1 year ago
Brilliant..
hnk1969 1 year ago
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes the internet. Thank you and be sure to tip your waitress on the way home.
drummererb 1 year ago 72
Actually, it was written by Arthur Smith, used without permission in the movie Deliverance by Warner Bros. Smith sued WB, and won.
markuscb01 1 year ago
so that's a chuck norris joke down the pot
flyingspacepotatoes 1 year ago
you sir, are a badass
rooktakesknight 1 year ago
To infinite and beyond !!!
twisted2cj 1 year ago
lets see guthrie do this
millionsdollars 1 year ago
U don't see many Tenor Banjos (Banjos with only 4 strings) and even when I do they're not that good, but that had to be the best Tenor Banjo I've ever seen!
manster621 1 year ago
Duellin' banjos, freakin' awesome!!!
But... two benjos... two personalities? LoL
GreatDukeGorgon 1 year ago
He's good.
kevandsue50 1 year ago
Got to admit, he's good.
kevandsue50 1 year ago
i'm sure he's older than home improvement, so he should sue THEM!
Pashazgv 1 year ago
Awesome
GeezerDookey 1 year ago
Looks likes he's having sex and playing banjo at the same time at that last part
ProBierZuiper 1 year ago
no way is is he playing it on a tenor banjo ???
robybooy 1 year ago
That last part shouldn't be humanly possible to play.
rikmomentary 1 year ago
65 people missed the like button
comedyguys09 1 year ago
Tim Allen rip off. Mother should have had him aborted.
TheBloodyScotsman 1 year ago
Tima Allan not Tim Allen.
travnicek 1 year ago
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaa, long live the rednecks
KittyOnAcids 1 year ago
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douchecock427 1 year ago
Thats not tim Allen form home Improvement It doesn't even look like him
cadevereaux 1 year ago
one man band duel--ha! now somebody squeal like a freakin hog!
micmoable 1 year ago
I can't believe he lost so much hair lol.
StreetSpeed10 1 year ago
that was totaly insane.
mosquitofeliz 1 year ago
whooaa~ u rock man!
try perform it while riding a horse, dont forget a gun & whip also..
hahahaa.. =D
ryoukuza 1 year ago
WAY AMINA KOYUM YAAA
paganemre 1 year ago
HOW DID HE NOT BRAKE A STRING!?!?!?!
darkkristian22 1 year ago 2
@darkkristian22
You mean break a string lol.
StreetSpeed10 1 year ago
wow that was sweet
12skipafew100 1 year ago
Yeeehaaa!
cordavento 1 year ago
damn!!!!! (jaw drop)
MrCountryFan 1 year ago
yep, yes indeed
gilliser 1 year ago
There's a Banjo Hall of Fame?!?!?!?!?
revolutionoctave 1 year ago
I love that he is playing this on a tenor banjo.... my favourite.
Ive got one just like that actually.
darreneedens 1 year ago
hey thats not buzz!
DiseasedGandalf1 1 year ago
Epic.
Ezrasarauer 1 year ago
well done ... :)
OCSnowBoarder 1 year ago
someone had no social life for 30 years
Cusack187 1 year ago
@Cusack187 - Looks like he's got a good one now.
quazzie11 1 year ago
Just Awesome :o
MIDL78 1 year ago
glad his banjo didn't catch afire!
alvinbvi 1 year ago
@alvinbvi lol :D
alexanderlund91 1 year ago
great!
frizzguitar 1 year ago
Amazing:)
PetaPanPipes 1 year ago
That was crazy...thought it was gonna be some lame guy trying to be clever but it was pretty brutal!
lgb3000 1 year ago
Did the Ladues really won ?? hehe,,, really an outstanding performance...
moonshine31 1 year ago
true skill, fun and entertainment :D
TheJokerZProductions 1 year ago
Gar nich mal so schlecht ! Respect
DrMison 1 year ago
...wow
billyball2 1 year ago
those were some awesome chops hes got
metalfreekz13 1 year ago
Is the Banjo a Gibson Florentine.?
gibsonpaddy 1 year ago
Great
boardey 1 year ago
after a few more beers ill practice that.
zimmy81 1 year ago
damn right the ladies won :P
FiGhTtheSoNg 1 year ago
Awesome man!!!
Sosuke593 1 year ago
fuckin incredible man
SoundHead420 1 year ago
hahaha that was GREAT no joke man that was awesome keep up the great work :D
lenzon101 1 year ago
Dat is nog eens gitaar spelen, ut lijkt zo makkelijk.
SUPER...............
ricardodibruno 1 year ago
lol
dunemachine 1 year ago
Wow! Blew me away!
moleman1961 1 year ago
2:40+ is some crazy stuff
EggFriedSpam 1 year ago
what year was this
skaterboy99100 1 year ago
not so much playing the banjo as wanking it.
tollshot 1 year ago
wow!
kOr3uPt 2 years ago 2
Oh my goodness that is amazing
jennivega2001 2 years ago 2
he makes it look so easy
darksheep666BR 2 years ago 11
WTF Freaking Amazing!!!!!!!
GalaxiBoyDK 2 years ago 14
omfg
YGanjalo 2 years ago
Brilliant!
decem10ber 2 years ago 3
What fantastic playing... This guy is a beast! xD
LakotaWolf2006 2 years ago 10
@LakotaWolf2006 True dat,virtuoso.
MsPaleMoon 1 year ago
Oo énorme je verrai le banjo différemment maintenant !!
amazing
jenpol145 2 years ago 2
nice more of this please
lauren856 2 years ago 2
that is some crazy shit! holy wow.. i love your talent man.
XJ12lover 2 years ago 2
holy shit, wasnt expecting that.
buckblackhoof 2 years ago 70
@buckblackhoof
me too!!
supercrevolution 1 year ago
Tim Allan. A great musician and a really fine person.Long may he entertain and astound us. Vegamitch
vegamitch 2 years ago 2
the banjo is such an enigma to me
mikelunz 2 years ago
what does "enigma" mean in this context? Only know it from the 2nd WW.
neon854 2 years ago 2
@neon854 i think in this context its mysterious charm
PippiAllenMuhammed 2 years ago
riddle
2pacsrevenge 2 years ago
!!!
2paktolife 2 years ago 3
what is so enigmatic obout banjo!?
andreskind 2 years ago
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adventuresofsamjohn 2 years ago
I really miss Home Improvement.
RationalTruth 2 years ago 79
omg me too lol i remeber that show classic 90s!
DaBossk 2 years ago 2
@RationalTruth you just made my fucken day bro
ZuluCS 1 year ago
@ZuluCS Haha glad to hear it buddy.
WannabeKiwiBoy 1 year ago
@RationalTruth mee too
MrCountryFan 1 year ago
@RationalTruth
LOL. I was thinking the same thing.
badkarma04 1 year ago
@RationalTruth
Tim Allan != Tim Allen
johafo 1 year ago
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@RationalTruth
Tim Allan is not Tim Allen.
johafo 1 year ago
@RationalTruth Thats not tim allen
cadevereaux 1 year ago
@RationalTruth lmao...... wtf....
S1rSm0k3aLoT 1 year ago
@RationalTruth The guy that was in Home Improvement was Tim Allen not Tim Allan
heimair 1 year ago
Well that suitably impressive.
BerriesAndCreamLad01 2 years ago 2
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Jees man wis bra ged
boabstewart 2 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO waaaaaayyyyyyy
viewright 2 years ago 4
i've never been more impressed by an old guy with a banjo. wow.. awesoome job!
afflictionjunkie 2 years ago 2
That was off it's face. What a legend.
initialed85 2 years ago 3
banjo=shreded
AlphaDog201 2 years ago 3
This guy. He shreds.
olivercrooke 2 years ago
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Awesome work Timallanstrings
Great video. :)
Much love Kat
katrinaburgoyne 2 years ago
That was pretty fucking sick.
And I detest country music.
k3ivi0 2 years ago
It's not country, it's bluesgrass.
BLACKMAGICMETALMAN12 2 years ago 7
I wouldn't call it bluegrass. More like a dixieland version of a bluegrass tune. He's playing a 4-string tenor with a plectrum. More dixieland than anything else. What I'd like to know, is what in the heck is the "Banjo Hall of Fame?"
vireogilvus 2 years ago 3
Q RAJADO
micky9726 2 years ago
oh my god my brains are scrambled!!!
CaptainPrice14 2 years ago 3
WOW!!!!
CDeoD 2 years ago 2
jesus christ..that was sick
Username697 2 years ago
holy crap that guy was awesome! what a beast!
thdominat0r 2 years ago 4
I JUST WENT INFINITE, THIS IS AMAZING.
ECWGuy420 2 years ago 3
wow awsome
Fewwel 2 years ago
ohmygod. makes it looks so easy...
jaredg63 2 years ago 2
I wish i could play the banjo as well as i do guitar lol
Pohter 2 years ago
the fuckin banjo almost caught on fire lol simply awesome
THEROTTINGDOG 2 years ago 8
This dude is EPIC lol
WWWNATHAN 2 years ago 4
Fantástico....!
Edyqm 2 years ago
wow......
woopagent 2 years ago
imba!
Oafalda 2 years ago
pro -.-
C2MeLee 2 years ago
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FUCKING SICK DUDE!
ignoranceisbliss27 2 years ago 3
now if only i could do this with my eyes closed....lol....BANJOS OWN!!!!!!!
seniornuggtes 2 years ago 2
XD
Bill the Banjo Lover!!!!
moses24680 2 years ago 3
he did that without plucking?
chowder013 2 years ago 2
wow
BAVKT 2 years ago 4
$#!¿
fishpie23 2 years ago 2
Pretty spiffy!
alan40sj 2 years ago 3
Wheeeey!!!! Fucking awesome.
BRANOFNF 2 years ago 7
i love this song ^^
Loeltz 2 years ago
WOW AMAZING just AMAZING
alibaba145 2 years ago 4