Irish Joke
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  • I liked that joke

  • They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.

  • you dont get jokes like them anymore and the ppl faces they wanted a joke isnt it that enough for them haha

  • Yeah, he is making fun of country mindset in england, gossip.

  • nobody gets irish humour.

  • haha! one cock me lad!

  • Good god.... I'm his female counterpart. Scots/Irish Immigrant here in the US, with her American staff trying so hard to understand her approach to humor in social situations they insist upon after work. I'm just feckin indept in the US. Ah well....their loss (the poor shites).

  • hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @specialfx34 thx it's pretty funny joke

  • what show is this from?

  • @specialfx34 srry cud u elaborate on your joke

  • the guy was half irish, half jewish, d irish half wanted to go drinking, jewish half says im not paying

  • 16 people sucked 1 cock!!!!

  • I heard this joke as goatfucker... But ya fuck one goat...

  • would anyone explain me please, what is the exact meaning of the final sentence? does he mean that everybodyin that village, pardon me, i'm just quoting, 'suck a cock', or is it a sort of a metaphor, like 'everybody has to stoop to fawning upon some powerful person, or authority'

    please, i'm not a native English speaker, and i think i wouldn't like this humor if not for Dylan Moran and his charm

  • @KsennyPenny well it means that despite everything you do and which is regarded as positive by the society to which you belong - you do one thing perceived as negative and there you go - that becomes your label; there are other interpretations to it such as - well you are a great person, but you go beyond the understanding of the society to which you belong or the general accepted standard - the main reason for hatting homosexuality is in fact fear and a lack of understanding; i`m not gay btw

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  • @AnInnocentPerson11

    oh now i see, thank you! now that i understand it it's much better. so by saying 'you' the Mike meant himself, right? it didn't even occur to me, so thanx! X)))

  • Not a great joke but Dylan Moran just makes it hilarious :-D

  • LMAO!

  • y isnt this show still going?

  • I loved this joke...I told it to a few friends but all I got was a crowd of blank stares. That just says it all...it's all in the delivery of the joke and Dylan Moran is a master at that. Cheers!

  • how terrible are irish jokes, i ve read over 10 irish jokes and i don´t still understand their humour, from my view, is the worst one (with all my respects). if anyone wants to really laugh, search for spanish jokes and u ll see

  • @Mihael00 thats not exactly the best though haha..im irish and i didnt find that remotely funny..besides, you need to hear them not read them. they arent terrible.. perhaps you just dont have the cultural references that an irish person would have=)

  • yup im irish and i SUCK at telling jokes

  • I think it's funny that this video has english subtitles when they're already speaking english...

  • @kittycorp

    I think the subtitles are for foreigners that can't quite make out what they're saying due to the accent , wording and such.

  • @Archronos1 It's not like his accent is hard to understand, try a Cork accent.

  • @kittycorp some people are deaf...

  • I have an Irish friend one day he could not find the m6 motorway instead he drove down the m3 twice

  • why does this programe have subtitles?

  • @yam500 racisim isent funny

  • @breda83 piss off

  • @yam500 you seem to be a rasist scumbag. Fuck off

  • @Ballyhook No son.. just see things as they are really...

  • @Ballyhook Get a sense of humour son... you already lack Intelligence as it is...

  • @yam500 Joyce, Shaw, Yeats, Beckett, Wilde.........

    So what nationality are you then? Sounds like you might be from the north east of Ulster with a little silly drum kit, and a little silly head.

  • @spooner2020 The catholic Irish are for the most part stupid son..

  • @yam500 since when have the Irish been a race you idiot? as i remember we are white,is that not correct no?where has your hatred come from, an Irish guy fuck your wife or did you get the shit kicked out of you by one? if not i can personally arrange both of those things!

  • @redzer06 My word but you are an emotional mick ain't ya lol lol lol

  • @redzer06

    Lol owned.

  • LOL oh, man

  • Every stuff Dylan tells is funny for me.And Irish comedians are amazing.And irish humour is also amazing.And this series is amazing.And I love Moran to death...Oh,please,make me shut-up..!

  • An irish bloke walks into a bar and slips on a big dog shit thats on the floor, he dusts himself off and orders a Pint and sits down. Next a big 6ft 5 mean looking maniac of a man comes into the bar and also slips on the shit and smashes his head off the bar. The Irish bloke runs up the him, helps him up and says 'hey i did that.' So the other guy smashes his face in!

  • Dylan Moran is God. End of

  • Why is there subtitles in English lol?

  • @waldoistwisted Why is there subtitles in English lol? ,because English people are not very good at listening,especially to Drunk Irish people,and they cant count all the way up to 32,they can only count to 6,it has taken 800 years for the Irish to learn English and subtitle what they are saying,so for the past 800 years, words like "get off my land you English bastard"i rode your wife while you were serving in Iraq"she is giving birth to my child,don't march by this house ever again"Slan leat

  • @Elevationary All I read from that was 'potato'

  • @waldoistwisted Lol! :-)

  • @waldoistwisted Clap, calp...what an orginial and hilarious joke...I've actually never heard someone make such a comment before...

    If I were talking, you'd hear the sarcastic tone leaping off my tounge.

  • @waldoistwisted

    for the retarted people like me :)

  • Haa :L

  • why is there subtitles its in english?

  • @longlostpriest because there are no deaf people, its all a conspiracy made up by monkeys on mars.

  • I laughed my ass off LOOOOOL

  • hilarious but erm, not an 'irish joke'

  • @quillber you are an idiot.

  • is this part of a bigger scene, movie or whatever, because I dont believe they made the whole montage for a 2 mins scene..........if anybody knows anything, please comment..... thxs..

  • hahahahhahahahaha whatt !!??

  • Charlotte Coleman died of an asthma attack aged 33 - RIP great and gorgeous actress

  • lol

  • i love dylan moran woooooooo

  • lol

  • pure mint

  • The looks around the table lol This might be from a documentary about my two years living in the English west country circa 1989. Although to be fair Dylan seems to do better here than my jokes about Cromwell sticking Irish babies on swords.

  • classic haha

  • Fuckin Moran, classic!

  • Fucking lol'd

  • legend man. :')

  • why is it subtitled?

  • for deaf people

  • It's not supposed to be funny, more satirical - this television series is based in a small village in England, where town gossip is rife. The saying goes that everybody knows everybody else's business, that's why he highlighted the fact with this particular joke. His joke is a parody for small village life and the 'country mindset'.

  • still laughing.

    classic Moran style.

  • Why are there subtitles!?!

  • Dylan Moran for EU president

  • @Enleuk 

  • I think Dylan Moran should do a TV series with Charlie Brooker. Who's with me?

  • shit yeah, nathan barley visits bernard at black books and they go on a trip to ireland to stay with the priest who confirmed them both, i'll watch that.

  • haha that wass a good 1 xDD

  • thanks i dont have a promblem with the polish infact i like them

  • Pierdol sie !

  • i'm not irish, i get it.

  • what my joke thanks its a pub joke

  • i said i got it, i didn't say it was funny

  • why cant we have someone like moran as our prime minister. the man is a genius. always cuts through the bullshit and delivers some dazzlingly mordant truths about human relations and modern life. him or frankie boyle or chris rock. eddie izzard could be deputy prime minister. irreverence should be the way to run public affairs. not health and safety, paper work, profiteering n prosecution, i fear the tribes of the amazon or timbuctoo are freer than we are, the state wage slaves of suburbia.

  • What a man!

  • mwhaha. lol

  • Best joke Ever.

    Dylan Moran for the fucking win!

  • very good,i love the peoples reaction at the table.

  • lol i love his laugh at the end of his joke

    dylan moran is brilliant! XD

  • brilliant but the subtitles wer not needed

  • funny, i about teared, I was laughin' so hard

  • That's actually a scene from a tv series, how do you want me!

    He's character is pretty much as the bernard one in black books, which came right after this one!

    funniest wittiest person ever!

    Dylan rules

  • dylan moran is halrious

    but i go to school with dylans morans nephew and no offence to dylan but hes 100 times funnier and he will be bigger than dylan moran

  • lucky bastard :D

    I might have to move to Ireland, if that's where he lives THE funny nephew!

    What's his name so I can be one of the few ppl to get to "know" him before he becomes "mainstream" (famous) not that, thats the case with Moran's! "D

  • gary moran

    my english teacher used to have do stand up during the class

  • LOL!

  • Two Irishmen, Pat and Mike want to go out drinking but have no money. Pat says "faith and begorra that's no problem, there's a new bar just opened, you can go drink for free, get a sandwhich for nuthin', and when you're good and drunk you can stagger into the back room and get layed".

    Mike says "tell me Pat have you actually been to this bar"?

    Pat says "No, but me sister has".

  • IDGI

  • @TheJomogogo Thats a goddamn pollack joke! Irish girls are way too conservative for that carrry on...

  • haha

  • lol. Metahumour as is.

  • is that from a movie?

  • LMFAO!! But why were the subtitles?

  • I think it's because some might find his accent hard to understand, and especially the fact that he's slurring his words like he's shifted a hell of a lot of booze.

  • LOL

  • Why are their subtitles lol?

  • Was that Alice from the Vicar of Dibley?

  • Yeah

  • Joke wasn't supposed to be that funny. The funny bit is everyone's reaction while he's telling the joke. Brilliant.

  • omg XD

    if anyone else told me his joke (i know even though its not funny) i proberly wouldve tryd to push them out a window :P

    but Dylan Moran can say anything and its funny XD his laugh at the end makes it even better though :L

  • simply briliant

  • lmfao

  • i love black books and i really love dylan moran!!!

  • hahahaha excellent!!

  • why the subs? coz the fuckin wannabe irish yanks can't understand lmfao

  • lol there faces

  • ireland rocks

  • This is a very traditional old gaelic irish joke.

  • no its not.

  • I was joking for fuck sake.

  • you, sir, have a shit sense of Humour if you thought that was a joke..

  • I was messing, I was being sarcastic. And just because some one does not have the same sense of humour as you does not mean it is shit, that is just ignorant and arrogant.

  • I LOVE YOUTUBE.

  • Well said good man, I thought it was amusing

  • Love Dylan Moran so frickin much

  • this is so fucking funny

  • you only gota suck 1 cock<<< hahahaha

  • thats funny.

  • the laugh!!! i love the laugh at the eend i cant help but laugh even when i replay it, the laugh gets me

    thanks for putting up this video!!<3<3<3

  • its the little laugh at the end that makes it that much better

  • LMAO I love it!!! I want Dylan Moran!!! Can't wait to see him in September!!!

  • AHA

  • Way to make racest remarks from behind a comp screen and fake name. I thought this was funny... The video isnt all about just the joke... IHATEPADDYS Probly just dose not get it.

  • I love Dylan Moran he's brilliant, and there was Alice from the Vicar of Dibley in there too.

  • haha i go to smoke another joint !! irish stile :D

  • hahahahahah

  • My Hero !

  • funny as fooooook!!

  • genius xD

  • Ummm yea it is, if you don't like it, well just do everyone a favour and piss off!! If you dodn't like it fine, just don't broadcast it to the fans that do!!

  • actually yes but it looks like you didnt notice....

    YOU FAILED THE SATIRE TEST. GO HOME.

  • Haha. I'm not from Pakistan. I'm from New York.

  • worst!

  • I love all the references in this series to him 'not being a comedian'. I wonder if it was always there or if they added it as a wink after they cast a comedian to play him.

  • Hahahahaha holy fuck.

  • hahaha! hehehe! they got what they deserved.

  • was this guy in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy or... like run fatboy run or something

  • yeah he was in run fatboy run and shaun of the dead, both with simon pegg. I don't think he was in hitchiker's guide though unless i'm mistaken

  • OMG! He is great!

  • he really is a sunbeam! oh i love him!

  • priceless!

  • lmao, fantastic

    gotta love moran

  • LMFAO! Dylan you are a comic genius!

  • haha i love moran!

  • best joke ever :)

  • *that was love him :)

  • its so terrible and painful this, so well done HAHAHAHA! just heard the punchline OW! painfuly funny lollo9ve him :) seeing him live sooN!

  • great

  • I love how thoroughly inappropriate that joke is for that occassion.

    Dylan Moran = total legend. <3

  • i loovee the way he says ha ha when he finishes tellin the joke!

  • hahaha. dylan moran is genious and that joke was very bad in a very good way

  • EPIC. I want to be that guy when I grow up.

  • hahaha i was waitin for a funny ending, but that was epic lol im still laughing xD

  • classic!!!

  • Sorry, I meant to write Worssst, of course :)

  • Just a little comment on the use of subtitles: The subtitles on DVDs are for deaf people. But given the fact that youtube is an international platform, Worrrst (who him/herself is Czech) has probably decided to put up a subtitled version so that people from everywhere can understand it properly. 'Cause you know, Dylan Moran has a lot of fans in non-English speaking countries where they learn to read, write and speak English at school but don't usually hear many native speakers.