Turd Parasite in Indonesian Toilet ͇͇͇̪˳˳˕˜̙̊ˬ˛ ͠Ƣݔҩᾫ٨ӷ quaoar

[jasoncookie999]

So it was inside a person?

[BlackOut5n]

Why was it in a toilet?

[shawnio]

like can you imagine?

[shawnio]

I fell for the description twice lol do'h

[danieldvs100]

ahh description, YOU WIN THIS TIME o.0

[SlightBlunderr]

"If you are still reading this, please smile at the Spider Decorator Crab, Camposcia retusa (Family Majidae) from Banda Neira, Indonesia."

Gosh you made me smile so badly. >: [ Heheh. =)

[rominaofficial]

I think this is the coolest thing I've seen all day!!!

[memutic]

@rominaofficial Thank you for stopping by, Romina! What an interesting person you are.

[rominaofficial]

@memutic I'm nothing compared to these videos you are posting. ^_^

[hilariovasquez92]

I came here from Ze.

[nohablataco]

lmao...... I found this on urban dictionary under diarrhea 

[UnboxingX]

MOVING SHITT

[WhiteKnight360]

Green peas and corn XD!!

[IamRandyy]

that is a decorative crab it sticks anything on its body to make him camouflage its a salt water creature.... i used to have one until it started to pick at the corals

[freakinbreakin]

im indonesian and i never found this in my toilet. O.O

[blobbhed]

So she actually pooped that out?

[TheMacronist]

Camouflage-crab..sweeeet ^^°

[Shoutenkou]

What's the song name ? I'd really appreciate help.

[memutic]

@Shoutenkou That is Tim J. Morrison's work, called "The Odd Goat," if I'm not mistaken.

[Shoutenkou]

@memutic

By any chance you could link me this piece, or upload it ? Can't find it on internet.

[VeggeMight]

its amazingly beautiful so is the music

[eddy536]

whats the song btw ? :)

oh and this crab came out of the woman's anus ?

[goddamnindependent]

What is this world coming to? Even memutic has one hater now.

[AsymptoteInverse]

That really *is* some impressive camouflage. Fooled me.

[RedvsBlueFTVV]

Oh, a decorator crab, I love them

[gijonah69]

this is a crab i forgot its name but it likes to dress up

[maarakailet1]

This is a salt water aquarium or fresh water?

[memutic]

@maarakailet1 Not an aquarium, but salt water.

[maarakailet1]

@memutic TY

[MrIvanKite]

Like a malnourished javelina! GREAT STUFF

[mywingsB]

hahahaha i was like "thats not a parasite its a crab!" come on people, it was a joke ^-^ though its kinda gross that you put your camera in a toilet :/

[CrazyRandomLord]

It was a rock lobster!

[TelephobicLens]

I love and appreciate all of your videos. This one is especially amazing. I got the joke, it looks like a couple of others did not. What a beautiful, ingenious little crab!

[vampireknightloverrr]

o.o

[kittywhiskerz]

He's cute Arlo! 

[TheMontanaDave]

Nothing wants to eat the crab now!

[alchemest]

lol decorator crab!

[SuperFirstComment]

there is so much wrong with this!

how did u film it so close?

why? why!?!

[Pikadono]

The description totally makes this. I am giggling like an idiot, lol.

[dEsSiCaTa]

Knew it was a crap when it moved, stunning camo none the less :D

[rushianokun]

UHM definetly a Decapoda

[blackkat77]

the music isnt bad

[kapsberger1]

Is it a decorator crab?

[reapermachine]

turd burglar

[EastVanhoodrat]

It looks sooo wrong on so many levels...

[RawHealingPatch]

oh my gosh.. the description in the info section was hilarious. classic :-) thanks for the giggle! so glad julie did not need to birth this feisty little devil!

[broly2099]

Genial

[shawnio]

my friend, I don't understand the humour, did she or didnt she?

[memutic]

@shawnio Julia is one of the worst human beings I know. Only bacteria have little enough pride to disgrace themselves by taking residence in her guts.

[vcxlll]

:P LOL @BruteForceFilms NICE PUN, HAHAHAHAHA "crap"

[MemorysMystic]

isnt it a marine creature? i thought toilets were freshwater 0_o

[rawrz255]

Isn't that a certain kind of crab that collects things and sticks them to itself for armor?

[Trollvomit]

@BruteForceFilms Piss off! The music is excellent. And so are the videos!

[IvySweetVenom]

I would shit my pants if i crapped this ...again.

[BruteForceFilms]

wer do u find this crap music?

[memutic]

@BruteForceFilms If you're making a joke, nice one. Because Google advertises on my videos, I'm not allowed to use copyrighted music in them. If you think you're a good musician, send me some stuff and I will see if it goes with any of my videos.

[Esiwrab]

@memutic Take no notice of the idiots, your videos are amazing, and the music fits all your videos well.

[BruteForceFilms]

@memutic im not making a joke, find or compose some nicer music, this is very amateurish

[memutic]

@BruteForceFilms It's put up or shut up time, big guy. Let's hear YOUR music!

[brokenFlask]

@memutic it is nice! =)

[BruteForceFilms]

@memutic y dont u stuff one of ur bugs up ur ass, and then record the pain ur going through and play that as the background music with a nice drum beat

[67stang351cle]

@BruteForceFilms Calm down buddy, your throwing a bitch fit like one of the those "bugs" crawled up YOUR ass. If you can find or create something better do it and send it to him, and quit trolling like a prepubescent girl!!

[BruteForceFilms]

@67stang351cle u noe who else is a pubescent girl, ur father

[67stang351cle]

@BruteForceFilms You know, if your going to insult somebody, you should probably learn how to spell, especially a 1st grade level word like "know". Just a tip to keep you from looking like a retard. Oh, and a witty comeback that someone who has advanced beyond the fourth grade would come up with wouldn't hurt either, just saying. have a nice day :)

[BruteForceFilms]

@67stang351cle fuck u bro, im only in 3rd grade, and i love bugs thats y im here faggot

[67stang351cle]

@BruteForceFilms Do you kiss mommy with that mouth? Your a little young to be talking smack, one day that kind mouth will get you in a world of hurt son. So you like "BUGS" great, then why troll all over this guys videos, There are plenty of respectful ways to give constructive criticism, instead you made that asinine comment. I'm only calling you out on your rude behavior, haven't your parents taught you any manners? Think about it kid, life's to short to be a cynical asshole!

[BruteForceFilms]

@67stang351cle how dare u maladroit piece of shit, go stick a a prob of sorts up ur dismal and ghastly anus u internet vagabond piece of turd parasite, take ur lackluster parenting skills outa this vid and go jump of a gazebo and land on ur neck so no one will ever read another appalling word or urs, Bugs Rule!!!!!

[67stang351cle]

@BruteForceFilms Aha, you prove to have a developed vocabulary after all, or did you google that... by the way that spelling still needs work ;) I see that clearly cynicism and vengeance have filled your very soul, and an intelligent and purposeful conversation is quite impossible, so I impart my adieu, Troll on hopeless troller, troll on.

[asdfvnvn]

@BruteForceFilms yo umar you suck at trolling. you are the moving turd

[asdfvnvn]

@BruteForceFilms you are a 19 yr old grown muslim man in fordham university you liar.

[memutic]

@BruteForceFilms Like I said, Internet Big Man, you're just noise and gas until you make some music. So quit talking about it and do it. The only person you're impressing is yourself here.

[xCherryCharLyTVx]

OHH HOLLY SHIT !

[foxtrotHQ]

so did it go trough her digestive tract and if so how did that thing survive?!

[Gearsparker]

memutic, you have a sick sense of humor, lol

[WoWBadmamaWoW]

IT'S A MOVING POO!! OMG

[WoWBadmamaWoW]

IT'S A MOVING POO!! OMG

[k4RS4i]

WHAT IS THAAAAT????!!!!

[brian940808]

If you are still reading this, please smile at the Spider Decorator Crab,

read the description nubs

[justingeist]

Awfully glad I subscribed to the Memutic channel.

[ZDWario]

Thats freakin wild!

[AIBETTSYIA75]

If it went round the body, how can it be that size :S?

[ludde4president]

wait, that thing is a spider and not turd? D:

[pkking0170]

how did she eat a whole crab?? YOUR SUPPOSED TO CHEW!!!

[Pacober1]

its a crab...

[Bmxicznmzn169]

Looks Like Moving Weed

[alaswoeisme]

Errr, I'll skip breakfast today. Anyway,cool music.

[wretshit]

look´s like an ancient crab, that ´s squider really have a parasite patron form?, nature, never stop of suprise me.

[Armstrong202]

KILL IT WHITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MaskedManiac225]

I remember one time I went to Catalina Island and I saw a decorator crab, granted it was just covered in kelp

[THISISAVERYCOOLNAME]

its a spider crab...

dont you ever fuck with them titles man, i almost decided not to watch this

[comebackkidx95]

That's too funny I was reading the description and thinking to myself wtf, then I finished reading it and laughed

[Monvayne]

(ͽͺ͠Ƣ)

[yomomy585]

OOO It's soo cute....-_- lie

[llamadan40]

I know the Description is lovely and all but it's not just there for decoration.. srsly ppl

[nils0riz0r]

i dont know why, but this animals looks like one of these bird-food-balls you hang on trees in spring time :D

[macypctutoriales]

that's cute...

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

....so uh...did she poop it out?

[mof4k1999]

@JoshTehVideoMaker Yes... NASTY

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[drdre306]

it's a spider i thought it was moving shit tbh

[drewsisely]

@drdre306 It's a crab I thought it was a spider

[drdre306]

@drewsisely i still though it was moving shit

[noobrider100]

@drdre306 no it's not, read the description.

[obliviousfafnir01]

@drdre306 spider crab, actually



[drdre306]

@obliviousfafnir01 still looks like moving crab bro

[obliviousfafnir01]

@drdre306 I think that was the joke to begin with <_<;;

[obliviousfafnir01]

@drdre306 That's because it IS a crab.

[drdre306]

@obliviousfafnir01 Regardless it's still moving shit.

[obliviousfafnir01]

@drdre306 lol. So, regardless of the fact that it's a crab, it's moving poop? Hilarious XD

[Dingo2009]

@drdre306 - yeah i was disappointed when I read that it wasn't actually moving shit.

[drdre306]

@Dingo2009 i know i was omfg then i heard it was a spider and it was like :[

[dingoman]

Lol nice



[dedude808]

um whats that stuff surrounding it? o.O

[megaman12521]

o.o what the...