A Retard with a Plastic Guitar

[FFS1NICO]

that's no retard.... that's the king of autism.

[bahamutkod]

@FFS1NICO Those aren't mutually exclusive states of being for Chris.

[onemoreturn]

I love the ammount of butthurt created by EmptyHero's comment. Keep those 'tards pissed dude!

[Crewwstube]

does this guy ever leave his house?

[XtianWestendShamer]

@EmptyHero random access humor fail

[Chilldarkwaterlion]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[IyoGata]

@Chilldarkwaterlion I'm 12 and how much copypasta did you eated?

[Chilldarkwaterlion]

@IyoGata

I'm 12 and now neither of us will be virgins

[PatitoFilmsSAdeCV]

HOW DO I ASPERGER'D??

[mephiles0547]

wtf lol sonic/pikacu wierd

[pivotrsr]

fuck all u haters this guy gets laid on a hourly basis he is bad ass and he can play the guitar he is multi talented and he rocks he is the best!!

[Gilgamesh32]

How can a guy like that be single?

[appleman1324]

HE IS NOT A RETARD!!!

Hes a High Functioning austistic 28 year old virgen!!!!!!!

[NatAttackFilms]

f*** u

[Toolsquatch]

Ian Brandon Anderson + a song about wanting to go to a gay bar = truth.

[samou9]

what did i just watch ???

[GameFreak982928]

WIN!

[scoringprince]

he fails at using the guitar strap.

[Gincorp]

GAY BARGH

[IreTheOnlinegame2010]

WHAT!?!? Furries = retards?!?

I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED! *sarcasm*

[CyndiPena]

Lmfao wow xD

[BobChandIer]

SON... I AM DISAPPOINT

[BriggsRed]

Im 12 and what is this?

[SkelanimalKitteh]

The video and the tarded comments made me cough up half my cheerios from laughing so hard.

Milk also has a funny smell to it after going halfway down your throat....

[cuppajoesugar]

Milk isn't the only thing going down your throat I'm willing to bet.

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@cuppajoesugar yeah, half eaten cheerios and a hamster.

[cuppajoesugar]

I think you missed the intended punchline of my joke...

[KamyarM]

this is teh win

[samftwplsgf]

i'd love to give that guy head

[SubForSubPl0x]

isnt this chrischan? lol

[stygon]

you best be jokin nigger

[Chickidydow]

No its Ian Brandon Anderson, or Solid Chris. We all know the TRUE and HONEST Chris is Liquid.

[TiniestViolin]

Wow, I never knew he could play acoustically.

[Michishibiku]

Even better - he can play autistically.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

AHAHAHHAHAHA

AHAHAH

HA.

ha...

[TiniestViolin]

OH, YOU!

[Nykore]

Would have been much funnier if you had left out the retarded laughter. Dumbass.

[Michishibiku]

How do you know it was a retarded laughter? Perhaps it was a sophisticated laughter.

You can't hear me, can you? Oh no, you can! Oh no! Ohhh nonononononono! Save me, mommy!

[Nykore]

Haha, that actually lightened my mood, sorry about the last comment.

[ChromeTruckNutz]

lol hes almost 30

[SandlineOS]

Son, I am disappoint.

[justinbenson6]

i detect win in this area

[knightkobra]

It's ironic how he hates gays but he rocks out to a song about a gay bar.

[fakespotter]

i laughed my balls off

[sk8teraj77]

nice man tits

[CommanderDESU]

This is way more appropriate of a song.

[nufcdazzla]

That guitar is ruined

[overkill0lethal]

the solo was so awesome

[MikoDollie]

Chris is like an abusive boyfriend in reverse.

You want to forgive him and right when you're about to he does something like say racist crap. u___u;

[RefugeePrayer99]

i love you, that first line was hilarious

[Ainiwafflez]

lol awesome

[IFeefleI]

What a big retard

[Chewkakke]

whas dis man? you clen it up all faggot, meng!

[Koich14]

issaê, bródi obeso

[DutchCop]

Damn, never thought this song fitted Chris' videoclip so well. xD

[Rappas02]

Why do i like this song now

[soulofshiver]

Better than cwcfanb0y's

[applepie181]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dkhertz77]

This video is way better than chris's original a+

[INSECTIREALICIDE]

hey moron, your guitar isn't plugged in! and you cant even save some chunky woman in your original form. You sir, are a disgrace.

[drewswift]

he just looks like he smells like a room full of old men

[joewhittles]

whatever bro, i'm awesome

[SubtleDemise]

shit was SO cash

[bull068]

This syncs up better than the original

[shaukmio]

It's called ASSburgers for a reason!

[SamuraiMathi]

You're the one who's picking on someone with serious Asperger Syndrome

[EmptyHero]

If your so artistic then paint me a beautiful painting or gtfo

[Linksonic5]

AUTISTIC not ARTISTIC. God!

[kikook222]

@EmptyHero Autism is a social disorder, most Autistic Children have a very high IQ compared to their peers.

[ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ]

@EmptyHero ROFL

[joewhittles]

someone on the internet claiming they have asperger's never seen that before. protip: you're just socially inept and thats your fault.

[sinshine1985]

lol retard

[appleman1324]

@Linksonic5 its not like that, hes more than just "austistic" he makes shit for himself in every way possible, its almost impossible not to mess with him. it doesnt matter if hes austistic, he only uses it for excuse

[Armystuntman]

@Linksonic5 Don't worry, I know what you mean. Just remember this.

There's a difference between a autistic person and a completely retarded autistic person who can speak English and tells everyone about his faggotry on the net.

So you should be fine if you don't tell everyone your secrets like Christian Weston Chandler...whatever it's spelt.

[Kureji]

Perty good broski.

[CssSnake6]

nice song choice

[7Row7enn7]

epic

[YotsubatoDesu]

This is awesome.

YOU DO IT YET AGAIN, EMPTYHERO~

Have my babies, lol.

[TheGreatWolfFenrir]

you sir are a Win

[Shadicnova69]

lol

[marxist854]

Very good

[CoAdY195]

Fucking awesome

[josehunder]

0:37 fucking brilliant.

[Bloodfont89]

FUCKING LOL'D!!!!!

[NeutralPlanet]

My head exploded...

[DoctorGlocktopus]

poor guy just leave him alone

[Anmastey]

GIGUGAMESH

[nameismymike]

this is awesome.

i love when hes playing the guitar and hes just looking at the camera like, "...fuck yeah im playing this shit."

[Andonium]

You did it. You took something horrible and you made it truly spectacular.

[Applesoap]

Nice song you have written, gonna bring out a CD out soon?

And damn is that a signature guitar? I would totally buy one!

[Oxygenarian]

Because Gay Bar totally isn't a 5 year old song by a band named Electric Six amirite?

[Applesoap]

i was troll all along

[Kureji]

A troll can't call himself out without being demoted to a faggot who doesn't know how to properly troll.

You only called yourself a troll because you didn't want to be wrong.

[OlaoTakei]

*facepalm*

[iamtheblackwizardz]

5/5.

Fucking masterpiece.