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  • Mam you talk about rude people and then guess what YOU become one, so what's the difference ???????

  • another DIM BULB OF THE WEEK should be youtuber jesuschristdaily oh wow wat crap can he spew lol its funny how he loves to send personal messages than block you so you can not reply just another weak fantasy believer lol

  • love ur vids ! and for those nutty christians ah well wat can we really say that hasnt been already said lol

  • Oh that was a entertaining dim bulb.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 and in that unknowing region between his ears is labled "here be god"

  • Sudan was a good choice for Brojustin.

    A perfect example of a country basking in the belevolence of a loving god with a plan and the friendship between different groups worshiping the same god.

    Science is hardly present there in any useful form but his god does seem to have a great fondness for the science behind the Kalashnikov.

  • @fidgaf Hahaha!

  • Good job as always Claire :)

  • Yay! Fatassed cat cameo!

    And yeah, I did give my regards to Greg...

  • There aren't many people who I can say I actually hate without really knowing them. I can state right now

    "I HATE Greg Monroe"

  • Greg Monroe would've been my choice for dimbulb.

  • So, according to BroJustin, right-wing pro-god "pressure groups" are uninterested in human rights? Good to know.

  • BroJustin's anger is easily explained.

    You'd be angry too, if you hadn't passed stool in three days.

  • @HannibalBarca13 but those aren't trasitional fossils, don't you know that HB?....I forgot what else creationist say, so I can't do a great job trolling as one. Sorry.

  • WTF is that on ministryman's nose? A Jesus turd?

  • What is the little farewell phrase you use, Claire? It has such a pleasant sound but I haven't the foggiest idea what it means or even how it might be spelled.

  • @Xalloran Bis später. It means "see you later."

  • @WildwoodClaire1 (literally, it means "until later") ... Sorry, Claire. This will probably be the only chance I ever get to look intelligent when compared with your awesomeness. /asskissing

  • @k0vert I know that, dammit. I wasn't offering a word-for-word translation you pedantic little shit.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 I was only joking with you Claire. Sorry to have hit the wrong nerve.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 Yeah it's like in Japanese 'mata ne' means 'see you later' but if we want to be pedantic we would say that it means 'again isn't it?' XD

  • @WildwoodClaire1 I would never have guessed that spelling in a million years :P Thanks!

  • @WildwoodClaire1 I've never heard someone conflate the evil of "evilution" with Amnesty International before. That guy really is something.

  • BroJustin's conflation of all things atheist, scientific, and leftward-leaning seems to suggest that he just hates me in specific. Frankly, I just feel sorry for him.

  • @TimCubUAkbar He does seem a supremely miserable old reprobate, doesn't he? I bet he's lonely too.

  • I'd say nominees 1 and 2 are the worst. The first kid is actually deliberately spreading a lie about the "affidavits". that's just hard to believe but as you said, there IS no paper, nothing at all even close to what he claimed. he's lying and that makes him MY dim bulb! hahaha

  • that 3rd guy would love living in the dark ages and being a pope.

  • For all these creatards railing against science, why don't they abandon their cars, houses, clothes and go back to living naked in caves? oops, no fresh water for you because science is evil. Go drink out of that lake, bitch.

  • The irony is that if we all said "GODIDIT!" through the ages, Rick wouldn't have that fancy car and all those goodies he enjoys in his life. They like those SCIENTIFIC discoveries that make their lives easy but they turn right around and malign science as a whole when they gather in gangs to circle jerk each other for Jebus.

  • god damn, look at that fat fuck in the car that slaps Jesus' face every time he stuffs his fat mouth. Does he not know that GLUTTONS won't enter the kingdom of god? And he's trying to tell someone ELSE how to live and believe?

  • Thanks, Claire, for yet another nice, juicy review of the ' dim bulbs of the week' .

    10:20,"The science liars are evil, sick and wicked hypocrites. They need to be brought under tight control" WHOSE tight control? His, maybe? (Non-existent) God forbid!

  • Thanks again Claire!

  • Wow! That was refreshing! I like #1 a lot!! He's got a bright Creatard's future ahead of him, but can I nominate Rick Santorum for Christmas?

    watch?v=ekd2HzI6Bfw

  • It's painful to see religious fundies trying to cope with reality. 

  • So, Theist77 wants everyone to stop thinking because his gods hide from people who think. WTF?!

  • What a collection! These threeshould really be seeded: it's not fair asking us to decide between them. My vote has to go to BroJustin, because I am truly ashamed that any of my countrymen can be so dismally, outrageously stupid. He plumbs new depths of shallowness!

  • My vote is for Master Ministry Boy. The old fart may truly be a loon, but no one is going to listen to him. Kids are going to listen to the energetic guy with the Angry Birds poster. They can relate to him, he speaks their language.  He'll do more damage with a more innocuous message than the old guy ever will.

  • Brought under strict control? In the same way as Galileo Galleli no doubt? I wonder how much Brojustin curses science when medicine keeps him fit and healthy, or when doctors save his life from the coronary he is heading towards? If mankind had listened to ignoramuses like that, we would never have left the caves.

  • This is very depressing to watch. I lose hope sometimes for humans...

  • @doboromon1 fucking creatards

  • I dunno--I think the "design" of the laryngeal nerve is perfectly in line with the Bible's portrayal of god as an incompetent fuckup. Pardon my French.

  • Drove through your neck of of the woods yesterday. I really like NC, especially US-158. Beautiful country.

  • To MrMinistryMan: no, it's not sufficient evidence. Take a magic show, for example. A magician can make an elephant "disappear" on stage, then everyone in the audience can sign an affidavit saying they saw it happen. That has no bearing on whether or not the elephant actually disappeared. In fact, you'd have to be pretty naive to believe the magician can actually make elephants vanish based on witness testimony. Of course any theist will agree with me, unless we apply this logic to their God.

  • As long as there are questions unanswered, there is a God. <stupidest thing I ever heard.

  • @hughring It reinforces the "God of the gaps" concept.

  • These videos keep reminding me of the huge spectrum of human intelligence. So very huge.

  • I think we need to see more women being nominated for dim bulb. Women can do anything men can do.

  • I have never seen a cage full of hyper-caffeinated budgies. They're rather amusing at most times, at least the one I used to own was, and adding more energetic motions with less coordination and control would either lead to great amusement or a prompt visit to the nearest avian specialized veterinarian.

  • You actively search for and watch videos like that every week for us. Claire, you can take a lot of punishment. I can't say how much I appreciate your work, and how mercyfully you show us just enough of those videos to keep us sane.

    My vote for the peoples' choice award goes to Rick Santorum. Politicians are ultimately more dangerous than any rambling youtuber.

  • @KaroKoenich Amen to that. I just can't bring myself to watch creationist and fundy videos, but I thoroughly enjoy Clare's work. Talk about making silk purses out of sows' ears. ;)

  • Too bad these incredibly small changes need to randomly take place over large amounts of time to even be worthy of being selected. I am thinking, myself, that I may have the beginnings of a wings happening under my arm. Let's see of my children will become any closer to flying than myself!!!

  • @theist77 And you think that is what evolution actually is?

  • @theist77

    "Too bad these incredibly small changes need to randomly take place over large amounts of time to even be worthy of being selected"

    No, you idiot, that's not what's happening. Stop spouting your nonsensical bullcrap. You have no knowledge of science in general and evolution in particular.

    Worse, you are one of those cowardly theists who block users from commenting on their videos when they ask tough questions. You are not doing your religion any favors.

  • @theist77 Well, those small changes don't happen by wishing for them.

    But maybe if you wait a million years you would notice a change; whether it is wings, I'm not so sure.

  • "he takes a dim view of them ....possibly because of the light levels" ...very clever @WildwoodClaire1

  • My vote for dim bulb is brojustin just because he is clueless on what he is saying.

    But 2nd place goes to floydcoates just because he is being listened to by a congregation, and believed, he is dangerous.

  • it's unbelievable how many times i've seen you explain evolution on here. Claire, they just don't want to understand it. You can say it 1000 times more and they'll will still give you the same stupid responses. it's like standing in front of a class filled with "mentally challenged" people. it's not their fault but DAMN are they thick......

  • My condolences for the passing of William Cardno. Although I do not know him well, he will be sadly missed. My thoughts are out to his loved ones for their loss. 

  • BroJustin is about the dumbest fuck I've ever heard with my two ears.

  • Santorum for DBotW and asshat. He's a bigot, ignorant, detrimental to education, and running for presidential candidacy. Ok, if it's just for silly tards, then the guy who brought together science, ideologies, institutions, political groups, and human rights organizations into one gigantic incomprehensible evil conspiracy theory, while using technology built upon and explained by science.

  • When are these idiots going to learn anything about evolution before they start yapping about it?

  • @TheCurmudgen When the child education system is no longer dominated by policy makers and supposed educators, who are in fact treasonous theocrats, disguised as public servants.

  • Isn't there a need for a "too stupid to be nominated for the Dim Bulb contest" category?

  • I vote for Greg Monroe, although I was tempted to vote for Lloyd or WLC. Thanks!

  • Weird, I always thought Peter Griffin was an entirely fictional character and not based on a real-life person. Oh well, guess you learn something new every day.

  • Claire you're mispronouncing larynx; I still love you though xoxoxoxo

  • @zoxovox Occasionally, the hillbilly comes out. I have simply always heard it pronounced lari-nicks. :)

  • I agree with you about the Republican field, looks like a "Nader" kind of year..

  • I wish all these idiots would stop partaking in anything science has provided

    lets see how long they last

  • Oooooo, Santorum, all the way! Dimmest bulb EVAR!

  • Mr. ministry man has the same haircut I did ten years ago -- when I was roughly his age. Someone may want to tell him in ten years he will be bald. :-)

  • 4:50 I think @WildwoodClaire1 must have a weekly section with this pearls of comedy. Nice comebacks!

  • Ministry Man should check out TruthSerge's excellent series on the resurrection of Jesus and the critical anaylisis on the book of Mark.

  • Who do Creationists preach to?

    a) A captive audience?

    b) A captive and afraid audience?

    c) An audience of non-thinkers?

    d) A confused audience?

    e) An audience that can only understand fairy tales?

    f) An audience, which by definition is going to hell for not exercising god's gift of the apple: Telling good from evil. Physical evidence is good. Speculation defying physical evidence is evil. Our story started over 13 billion years ago. That's an amazing fact!

  • Liverpool fan here Claire, We are playing you guys tonight at 8pm, buenas Suerte.

  • @NoHayDioses we have high hopes!

  • I have a vid of Floyd Coates...can I post it as a video reply?

  • @orge121 It's up to you.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 I thought more of his comparing the evolution with the weather forecast, however, thanks for the correction.

  • Sorry, I don't know how it happened but you tube is saying that I have pressed the dislike button. I have no idea how to reverse but I certainly did not intend it.

  • @x42brown I think you can reverse that if you just did it.

  • They make videos in their cars because mommy won't let them do it in the basement anymore.

  • O I love you :) Subscribed "raises my coffee cup in salute" 

  • Why didn’t you talk a little bit about the fact that Thunderf00t’s video had some huge flaws? Like just saying, “thunderf00t stay in your area of expertise.” It is easier to nock William Lane. Did you even check any claim made by Tf00t?

  • @GingerAtheist Because 1) this is already a long video; 2) I didn't notice the "huge" errors; and 3) My review would have been dull.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 I understand the length problem, on those grounds alone I would agree. But the mistake was his criticism of the logical proof: 1) If A then B; 2) A; 3) Therefore B. In philosophy this is one of the first lessons one learns. Also the Zeroth Law of Thermodynamics if I remember correctly works something like that proof: 1) if A=C; 2) and B=C; 3) therefore A=B. He should stick with stating that the first premise is incorrect.

  • @GingerAtheist

    You do know this video isn't about Thunderf00t? not sure why people want to start beef where there is none.

    If you have beef with TF, go and take it up with him. It's not WildWoodClaires job to critique TFs videos for you.

  • @yuppysoul I realize this video isn't about Tf00t. And no I don't have a beef with Tf00t, she just cited a source of clips which had incorrect information on it. If I cited a source and there were inaccurate statements in that source I should be held accountable.

  • @GingerAtheist

    It's a bit of stretch to say she is citing TF. It was just a clip of WLC talking nonsense. It really didn't comment at all on TFs arguments.

    Incidentally, what exactly were the "huge flaws" in TFs video? I didn't notice them either.

  • Bwahaha! BroJustin is mad at those evil scientists. Good thing he has that video camera and internet that was invented by good, non-scientific god folk so that he can tell everyone about it!

  • This IS an emotional choice: I vote for Greg Monroe.

    Because I'm pretty sure that an alligator has more tact... okay so that's a /little/ hyperbolic, it's just a feeling.

  • LOL , white throne of judgement. I have two in my apartment. :)

  • Your bulb graphic is way too bright for this weeks winner.

  • my cat wont turn into a dog

    but i can make it go 'woof'...

    cover it in paraffin and light it

    (no cats fat or otherwise were harmed in the making of this old joke)

  • Hi Claire! I think it's about time I thanked for your videos, I love your channel! For most of my life I was a christian so I have a lot of "catching up" to do now as an atheist. I have lots to learn yet and as all of my family are christians for intertainment and knowledge I lean heavily on the internet. I am out to only one member of my family. My sister and brother-in-law sort of co-pastor a large local church and are currently living in a trailer on my property. Life is good! hahaThanks dear

  • Eye witness testimony is rather unreliable. Sorry, Roman guard dudes.

  • in order for me to become a christian they would have to take me to heaven, let me walk that golden road and do an acid test on it. then take me to the mansion and give me the 2$ tour. meet the bearded one. talk to jeewiz, and shake hands with "the virgin" mother. then bring me back to earth and let me drive the pope mobile in the indy 500. i would become a christian at that point.

    just sayin, peace.

  • sorry, but when rick santorum is speakinga @ abt 2:30 and change it sound (in the background) like a chorus line of mice are doing the soft shoe! haha! i found a vid with san(a)tor(ium) yesterday, interview from july 4th, and rick gets really hot talking about how the earth is NOT getting really hot. and 4:19...no, you don't need to add ANYTHING, claire! WLC can hang himself from MARS with the length of chain he has fashioned for himself (it is a PONDEROUS CHAIN!)

  • @practicalmagic9 Nice reference to the impending season.

  • Wish I could have coffee with you in person! Your descriptive language cracks me up, and I love the points you make and how you do it. Right on Claire

  • Thanks for the video. You've become a part of my Sunday routine.

  • The Caffieinated Budgerigar can become a great source of lulz, but the guy who won just overwhelmed him in stupid.

  • The laryngeal nerve mentioned in this video is also known as the vagus nerve. Often discussed in martial arts circles as one of several potentially deadly targets. Nevermind that it's probably one in a million that you hit it, and a further one in a million that it would have a deadly effect. but hey, it could happen.

  • I agree with your choice. The first two are just run-of-the-mill morons, BroJustin is truly an asshole. Peace.

  • Know is wnat I meant sorry

  • Now I remember why I got out of these debate it is no longer worth the engery or time for me, but Claire keep it your doing far better than I did

  • @TheLife2306 That's because I'm not about to waste my time debating imbeciles who simply deserve mockery.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 True and I was a fool to think I could change them

  • Thank you for my Monday morning coffee Claire ;-)

  • Those weren't just dim bulbs, they were energy saving dim bulbs.

  • Ah, the classic "microevolution" "macroevolution" bullshit. I was homeschooled and my parents are die hard young-earth creationists. You know the "science" textbook and "science" TV show that the poor kid in Jesus Camp was being indoctrinated with? Yep, that was what I learned from.

    It was only when I came to YouTube did I learn actual science. Well, I did learn a bit about Evolution in my Bio 102 class. All the science profs at the school were theistic evolutionists. Thank FSM.

  • @shadowswallow Hang tough. It takes longer to reach home when you got to first as a "hit batsman."

  • @WildwoodClaire1 I'm eating it all up. I'm a knowledge fiend!

  • I have a friend who's working for Santorum's campaign. Seriously. This guy was a senator for my state for years and I'm so glad he's gone. He actually lived in NC during that time and owned a very small, decrepit, and practically abandoned "summer house" here, which technically made him a resident and therefore qualify for senator. Disgusting.

    During that interview with the guy typing non-stop, I'm imagining that he's IMing a friend saying, "Wow, you wouldn't believe the shit he's spouting."

  • BroJustin

    

  • I didn't think you were old enough to remember Howdy Doodie time! Some of us are! Did you ever have a black and white TV? The ONLY single TV in your home? We had it until about 1969.

    I'm going to have to see which idiot impressed me most with his cookoo

    Ever notice how so few women are stupid enough to go on Youtube and broadcast their own crazy thinking? (I'm talking about Claire's suggestions). Ever notice that most women on Youtube always have a practical and lovable side?

  • @awreslr2 The first color TV I saw was in 1969, and at that time I had access to three channels.

  • Good question-why do they make vids in their cars? I must admit I kinda tuned Greg out a bit when Elvis and his backups were singing the woo woo we woo woo Blue Christmas song in the back ground. I hate that song. Well, trying to grab the last word on a dead person is really low, so I can understand why some folks, esp Will's friends, decided to say their piece to that guy.

  • That BroJustin / LucasLabrador moron left some pretty horrible comments on one of the William C tribute videos, ... I expect you came across his videos to Christopher Hitchens, ... such a vile and as you say angry guy, personally I think there is something seriously wrong / sick & twisted / almost evil about him.

  • I'm sorry, but who is the William who died?

  • @CaseAgainstFaith1 WilliamCardno

  • @CaseAgainstFaith1 - That is too big a question to answer.

    If you didn't know him, and didn't speak to him; then you never really will know him.

    You can watch his videos on his youtube channel WilliamCardno ... He was a musician, he had strong opinions in favour of human rights, he felt that people helping each other was the way to a better world(paraphrased quote).

    He loved beholders, koalas, R.E.M., d20 games, Ralph Fiennes, fantasy books, doyle mandarins, sev food & sushi.

  • @PurpleGhost Thanks for the info.

  • @CaseAgainstFaith1 - You are as welcome, as the circumstances allow. :)

  • @CaseAgainstFaith1 William Cardno. Youtuber. He killed himself.

  • I vote for WLC. I'd vote for BroJustin, but nobody gives a shit what he says. WLC reaches lot of people.

  • Also Claire: What god would put the feeding tube, so close to the breathing tube, so that 60,000 people die from chocking every year?

  • Congrats to BroJustin. I've kept all my correspondence with him from a few months ago, .. i go back and read it when i need a laugh. Dont get him started on churches or gays. . that makes him really angry!!

  • "Nietzsche is dead." Yes, and he was real, unlike your God. Also unlike your God, the words Nietzsche is remembered for are his own words.

  • concerning your rebuttal of brojustin - there /is/ a connection between science education, human rights, and amnesty intl. All are products of the humanist/natural philosophy which drove the enlightenment of the 17th century and led to the founding of the United States.

  • It's scary that you can find so many nominees that I have never seen.

  • @TheRationalizer YouTube remains lousy with them.

  • Claire:

    watch?v=d__Erm_EuaM

    1hour and 4mins in :)

  • If I may so bold in saying so Claire, I believe I love you! :D

  • "We can only see evolution happening on the micro level! We can't say anything about evolution on the macro level because there's no data!" Why do they let professional clowns give their opinions on the news?

  • @shrikechan I would have at least required him to juggle or toot an oogah horn or something. I hope he wore his inflatable shoes for the interview.

  • Love your channel, ... best cup o joe in town. : )

  • I'm sorry but Greg should have gotten this.

  • No shout outs? Oh well ;-)

  • @skinnyjohnsen Sorry.  Ran out of time talking about shitwits.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 love your vids but those faith-heads you feature don't half piss me off. the fustration i feel leaves me close to exploding.

  • Lovely crop of irrational detritus.

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  • @MrJurekGG I am going to give you the opportunity to withdraw this comment. William Cardno was the young man who died last week.

  • The slide shown by that creationist idiot looks like a chimpanzee morphing into Bill Clinton......

  • Though all these creatards, if in power, would, like in the Spanish Inquisition, torture us all to death. I also vote for Greg as well.

  • My goodness, so many choices. But I agree, BroJustin brings more to the table. A whole lot more!

  • I love your work, esp that nerve.

  • I would nominate them all! You must have "god-like" patience to sit through all these videos. How do you retain your sanity?

  • Larynx nerve is my favourite argument. Thank you Dawkins for that one :)

  • What's with Jabba the hut at the beginning, what an asshole.

  • ,,,,,ya gods tryna hide the "truth" you can tell by churches being on every block billboards for jesus everywhere and bibles in motelv rooms,,,,,,,,,ya god is bot only a scapegoat for the insane hes also a sneaky fucker..........christmas is so unpopular and sneaky too lol

  • I was going to vote for MrMinistryMan, but since I can vote for W. L. Craig I must vote for him.

  • mrministry looks like he wishes he was a catholic priest,,,,,,just an observation.

  • I seem to remember seeing a brojustin video some time ago. Definitely not the brightest bulb.

  • It looks like Craig has a stoma on his neck.

  • I dont know what that fat guy is warbling on about other than the fact that hes a shitty heavens real estate salesman

  • @wideosvatcher You think that was incoherent you should try making sense of his whole video.

  • Mussles are weird when it comes to evolution. 2 muscles can look exactly identical and have totally different genetic codes to the point where they are technically sepreate species

  • hahahahahahha.....just fantastic....hahahahahha....lo­ve this hahahahah...nice one Claire!

  • Hey Claire have you seen the Movie "Paul". It's got some really funny scenes with an Alien debating a fundamentalist Christian about Evolution. It's a pretty funny scene.

    

  • @mrx0066600 I'll try to find it.

  • I look forward to this every week

  • I noticed that theist77 is beginning you to become a future dim bulb.

  • Well, well, Jabba the Hutt grew a beard and felt the need to s*** on the memory of a beloved YouTuber...ain't that something!

  • "He went before the white throne of judgement."

    Is that a euphemism for having a poo?

  • haha "creatard goodness" you are funny

  • Thank you for the Claire-fication.

  • I'd nominate Craig anytime.