Mock the Week - THINGS YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO HEAR AT WORK - Series 7 Episode 8

[EvarX]

Don't use the printer, i thought it was a technology toilet.

[FlipAndLand]

@EvarX Leave the comedy to the comedians.

[EvarX]

@FlipAndLand No thanks the internet is for freedom don't like it fuck off.

[esabil1996kosman]

Frankie Boyle why did you have to leave

[YezManGames]

@esabil1996kosman Cos BBC kicked him off :(

[Ine7tia]

Whyy is Andy on MTW? He's painfully unfunny.

[nothuman100]

Is it just me, or is that plane flying towards us??

[ImACeleb2011]

HA CHA WAH HO CHUNG WA,HA CHA WAH HO

[mrjackmyster]

i am gay and i love it

[Gryphon950]

This seems like Whose Line Is It Anyway

[Lylipolipstick]

@Nighthawk2K10 Just another tasteful Frankie joke about child labour ... the children have the privilege of stopping work to look at a photo of a birthday cake and a quick verse of 'happy birthday' for one of their fellow workers before going back to making our trainers and T-shirts, and footballs, and stuff ... He's sick, in both the American and the British senses of the word. That takes some doing. Love him to death.

[Nighthawk2K10]

Can someone explain the joke about the 11 year old?

[EurofighterVsRaptor]

@Nighthawk2K10 11 year olds working in sweat shops..

[FQCUS]

@Nighthawk2K10 are u being serious?

[grtlivesinhenllan]

Love how Dara O'Briain shakes his head after Frankie Boyle's 11th birthday gag

[nufcmiles1]

I don't think Frankie Boyle is that funny tbh... Just seems like a scottish prick to me

[seanmbrosnan]

@nufcmiles1 Russell Howards jokes are funny like cancer.

[nufcmiles1]

@seanmbrosnan ...I didn't mention Russell Howard at all...

[seanmbrosnan]

@nufcmiles1 Don't care who you mentioned, but on the subject of unfunny comedians, I thought Russell is the obvious choice, and on the basis of shit comments, you were the obvious choice for me.

[nufcmiles1]

@seanmbrosnan Oh dear, now there can't be such thing as opinions? I guess you'd think Lee Evans is shit? Thought so, just showing how ignorant you are, bashing people who don't have the same opinions as you... trololol

[MsSuckmyPlums]

its like a accomplishment to get frankie to laugh, must be so hard

[AlwaysTheMessenger]

That "get off your shit" line is the most amazing thing ever.

[3Nex]

@AlwaysTheMessenger could you explain it to me then? english is not my primary language

[AlwaysTheMessenger]

@3Nex It basically means go away, you suck at your job. And it applies particularly to these guys, since no comedian wants to hear that. I should have phrased it "get off you're shit", which might have made it a little easier to understand :)

[NCONiall]

@AlwaysTheMessenger Oh I thought it applied to prostitutes, either way works...

[3Nex]

@AlwaysTheMessenger yeah, it does indeed work better without the typo. I thought "get off your shit" was some slang for something else :P

[AlwaysTheMessenger]

@AlwaysTheMessenger Oh sad day, when I come back to a video to discover that I've left a top comment, but it has a typo in it. What a cruel, cruel world *you're*

[alexrockclimber]

for comedians, they don't laugh a lot

[DarkGodCthulhu]

@alexrockclimber If they laughed at their own jokes, that wouldn't be very good, would it?

[alexrockclimber]

@DarkGodCthulhu I watched more episodes and they do actually laugh a lot, especially in the outtakes. True what you said

[tomtubeboob]

@alexrockclimber they have heard all the jokes before

[icarus313]

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK IN A LIBRARY!!!!

[icarus313]

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK IN A LIBRARY!!!!!!!!!!!

[brinklestein]

frankie boyle slipping in at the end there with the double punchline....

[MrCrusoe11]

It's not a photo copier it's a shredder, and what have you done to your Arse??!!

[ProtestantsRUs]

This just isn't that funny...

[206151]

as soon as i see frankie boyle i click the video

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

I made the mistake of understanding the C-I-E-I-O bit whilst eating Rice Crispies. Now I have them in my nose.

[vukeidge]

Some people in the audience took a while to understand Frankie's joke at the start.

[spannerman100]

Russel Howard is an awful comedian.

[KatieFromEngland]

@spannerman100 Notice how he was on MTW, and has his own show. Notice how you weren't, aren't and don't. Some people (myself included) must find him pretty funny. Have a nice day =D

[spannerman100]

@KatieFromEngland I have noticed he was on MtW and has his own show. I'm also aware that your assumption I haven't been on MtW and that don't have my own show is true. I also know some people find him pretty funny. What's your point? And I have had a nice day thank you :D Did you?

[M1NIONM4N]

@spannerman100 Agreed

[mrsbarkleyofcamelot]

The CI-EIO!

[mattsgp]

"Get off, your shit" - i don't get it :S

[PianoWizzy]

@mattsgp He's the only one that did a scene for what he actually works as - a comedian. And as a comedian, that's the last thing you want to hear. XD

[colm177]

@mattsgp he was talking about people on stage,comedians getting heckled (the stage is their workplace)

[speeddemon701]

"I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK IN A LIBRARY!!......IF ONLY I COULD READ!!" Frankie Boyle You Always Leave Me Shitting My Pants Laughing xD

[TheKadore]

THINGS YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO HEAR AT WORK: " Start working!!!!"

[addalittleManon]

'before their parents get there.' ohohohoh. I couldn't

[thespikescheme]

"Some Strong Language" is a bit of an understatement with Frankie involved.

[SJtv123]

0:19,1:24,

[Aatish2k8]

Please insert comment from the video, because you are sad..thank you :P

[waspdundalk]

Frankie makes all the other comediennes look ordinary

[kajjagoogoo]

Frankie Boyle is a comic genius. Fuck mainstream channels for not giving this legend regular airtime.

[KillForCash2012]

Frankie Boyle's Library Joke had me pissing myself XD

[TheHHAddict]

26 people work for the C-O-C-C-S the rival company of the C-I-E-I-O

[LaoGahn]

Things you wouldn't want to hear at work: Let me just say that you've all been doing a lovely job. Except for you, you fucking suck.

[Alereaon]

@mymoset Im sorry? Child labour is hilarious?!

[mymoset]

@Alereaon Maybe I have not explained my self correctly. Frankie Boyle made me laugh about something really horrible. That's what I meant. I never thought I would actually laugh at something like that. I'm going to hell for listening to Frankie.

[mymoset]

"I want you all to put down those football boots you've been sewing, because I've heard that it's somebody's very special eleventh birthday, so I brought you a photo of a cake. [Starts singing in indian or whatever]"

Now child labour is hilarious. Fuck yeah Frankie Boyle!

[CrissCross407]

I work at a starbucks and if it's not your turn to make the coffee then it's not your fucking turn!

[Kverul]

@CrissCross407

Then what the fuck do you do when not making coffee?

[CrissCross407]

@Kverul Woah there tiger it was a joke. But to answer your question, the espresso or frapuccino bar is where the actual work comes in, not the regular coffee

[SupremeDalek1000]

@CrissCross407 Shut up and make me a fucking coffee

[TheMcrrockers]

Frankie Boyle is a legend!!!<3

[stephxbones]

"I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK IN A LIBRARY!!!! IF ONLY I COULD READ!!!!!!!"

xD

[EVilZombie1000]

26 people sat on a shredder thinkin its a photocopier

[Cyan5000]

i lost it after 1:39

this is soooooooooo funny!!!!

[MrMartin994]

wait til 1:30 and hear the starbucks joke then press 1

[babyvegas22]

1:39 over and over

[shaasta1]

2:00 was he doing a gumby from monty python?

[TheNile2009]

i dont get the 'get off youre shit' joke, could someone explain

[zahinster]

@TheNile2009

pretending to be a stand up comedian, pretending lol

[TheGuinnypig]

@TheNile2009 probably talking about a prostitute



[ellenmelon771]

@TheNile2009 He was basically saying, "Go home, you're sh*t at your job." ;P xXx

[fluffymole0913]

@TheNile2009 He's a stand up comedian. No comedian wants to be boo-ed of the stage :P

[black39gold]

1:14, i think the racist door has just been opened,

[hiskas]

@7CellarDoors You're*

[7CellarDoors]

@hiskas Jesus Christ, yes, I get it. I went to elementary school as well, congratulations on your accomplishments.

Yes unfortunately, I did fail to proofread this earlier work of mine for your viewing discretion, I sincerely apologize. I guess I just lost my head in the heat of the moment. Maybe I could be forgiven in the next life for what Ive done, I dont know. I didn't take my 5 word comment seriously enough, resulting in the travesty that now lay before you.

Killing thousands

[hiskas]

@7CellarDoors I hope you took this comment seriously because it is I've and not Ive.

[7CellarDoors]

@hiskas That was pretty weak dude....

[hiskas]

@7CellarDoors =)

[7CellarDoors]

@hiskas Forget it, sorry for the troll. I was just pissed at all the "your - you're" Nazi's crawling up from the floor boards recently to gnaw at the tiniest grammatical fault to present itself. Even when its perfectly clear the person in question they're criticizing can easily tell the distinguish the two.

There is a difference between being a stickler for grammar, and an outright arsehat.

[hiskas]

@7CellarDoors I am both.

[ellenmelon771]

No matter how many times I watch these clips, I can't help lol'ing.

XD xXx

[littleblueleprecorn]

theres always a few dickheads who have to dislike genius comedy

[Julianm1993]

You're Fired!!!

[A7xEmma]

That bald dude is obsessed with accidents at work! :L

[barnaby103]

on frankie's last joke i almost choked to death on some left over chilli con carne.

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

C-I-E-I-O.

Nearly peed ma'self.

[silentsniper125]

a photo of a cake!!!! hung cho va hoo chong waaaa hong va hoo -

[JJandScopeey]

24 people sat on a shredder thinking it was a fotocopier!

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

Press 4 repeatedly for a very creepy hugh pic

[compostboomtron9001]

2:00

[JerryBeatFreak]

"I might be a pilot, But atleast I don't drink and drive...."

[noelzy619]

press 7 then 1 for its fucking starbucks, and what have you done to your arse?

[88RANDOMDANDOM]

press 7 and 3 at same time

[xixkieranxix]

press 7 then 9 for :"its fucking starbucks to work in a library"

[Rubes266]

@EmorikuKH :(

[timothyw98]

@ I want you to but down your trainers that your sowing, because I heard it's someones birthday today Look we got you a picture of a cake. Uncha wararra rarar, unch wararra rarar

[E7251]

haha



[MrLW25]

0:58 - 1:13 LOL

[addycaroline23]

@JoshCannon111 In the United States!

[MrsHolala]

"D'you mind if I leave earlier ? I've got to pick up the kids ... before their parents get there" Pure Fankie Boyle

[Megasambeful]

why do some americans say british humor is different to american humor well obviously it will have because its a different contry

[EmoRikuKH]

@Megasambeful

Americans are dumb.

[Megasambeful]

@EmoRikuKH true

[cha00halo]

HONCHA WAW WU WAN WAA

[DarkGodCthulhu]

@cha00halo It's closer to "Hancho hawoh chungwa", but yeah...

[samj1312]

Frankie Boyle FTW! :D

[kitaarmes]

frankies starbucks joke XD

[TomIlling]

If you repeatedly press 3, Frankie applauds you :)

[spiritfired]

1:40 got the unexpected laugh cuz it's the normal daily life sentence XD They really didn't expect it!

[Gomez4thewin]

3 repeatadly for clapping boyle

[bluesaul]

I ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK IN A LIBRARY!!!!!! IF ONLY I COULD READ!!! 

[ICL4RKYI]

@bluesaul yes i did just listen to that, im not deaf

[bluesaul]

@ICL4RKYI LOL! Yeaaah! It's a brilliant line!! Frankie is bloody awesome!

[JordanC6819]

press 4 for the best joke in mock the week history

[thomas5070]

Press 2 for the ultimate truth :P

[thomas5070]

hunchawaho chong waah!

[mockthedude]

Press 9, it's my future career plan

[mockthedude]

Press 1 and prepare for lulz

[ItsGemminemBaby]

If you press 7 repeatedly Frankie says 'Its fucking starbucks' ;D

[gamblor67]

1:30 - 1:36 seems so true when you see the people who work in starbucks XD

[xXAwesomeAshXx]

"Do you mind if I leave early? I've got to pick up the kids.

Before their parents get there."

[milliemoo111]

Frankie Boyle is actually quite a good singer come to think of it

[TimMeijerDoctor]

Hugh Dennis "Don't worry, this isn't the first operation..." had me laughing so hard that the coffee I was drinking came out through my nose. Joke compensated for the burn though.

[addycaroline23]

I love these so much. Thank the BBC for uploading these. We don't get this show here!

[JoshCannon111]

@addycaroline23 Where is 'HERE'

[Acropolob291]

.....what about your fired

[Lollleeeee]

Gotta love Frankie, but it annoys me when he gets behind before a joke is done....unless he's doing it to Hugh, which he usually is!

[AceKingHearts]

HUNG CHA WA HO CHUNG WAAAAAAAA!!!

[fraserelliottguitar]

@AceKingHearts I know the real Chinese happy birthday song, yet I still laughed at that joke...

[samtheman485]

@vendeliertje no it's to do with them being comedians (ie. if they're not very good someone might shout something like "get off you're shit!")

[XShinyDrumsX]

@joelstutz they're comedians so they don't want to hear get off your shit while they're at work (doing a gig)

[joelstutz]

someone explain: "get off your shit" ???

[vendeliertje]

@joelstutz he says: get off, you're shit... (as in, fuck off, you're fired :P)

[tomcookies90]

@joelstutz thats the worst thing for a comedian to hear. 'get off you're shit'

[JakeBamber]

Not quoting the video because like everyone else. I watched the bastard thing!

[hyndzy]

Hungchowaho chung wah!

[eddiejcoles]

Is it me or does Russell always do a quick nod when the buzzer goes off??

[axelfbomber]

this is just like the american tv show whose line is it anyway

[WombatJamie]

@axelfbomber Which is just like the English shoe Who's Line Is It Anyway?

[caroegc]

@WombatJamie (which is also the original)

[glenh31061]

@WombatJamie it must be like an english "shoe''

[kingofmonra]

@WombatJamie No, the english show of Whose line is it anyway is called "whose line is it anyway" the US copied the brits.

[TheTerrorPenguin]

@kingofmonra The US didn't really copy it considering Dan Patterson was producer for both, and Mock The Week.

[tclol1]

@WombatJamie isn't whose line american? lol shoe x)

[tclol1]

@WombatJamie isn't whose line american, lol shoe x)

[TehTyg13]

@tclol1 there's an American whose line and a British whose line. I think the British one came first, but I could be wrong.

[MrOpenGamer]

@WombatJamie

Fucking dyslexic cunt. Go die.

[DarkGodCthulhu]

@MrOpenGamer So...he should die because he missed the "W" key by one key? You're a bit harsh. You're not setting fire to London, are you? You're the type, you arse.

[MrOpenGamer]

@DarkGodCthulhu

No, actually, because he said who is instead of whose.

[WombatJamie]

@MrOpenGamer Bit aggressive.

[TweekDash]

@WombatJamie show*

[WombatJamie]

@TweekDash Ah yes. And *Whose. Fraught with spelling errors. I am not proud...

[pattayalob]

@WombatJamie "just like the English shoe" what on earth are you on about?

[Sneagator]

@pattayalob shoe = show. Keyboards are our enemies. Stay Vigilant.

[blondeybaby23]

Frankie Boyle is actually brilliant.

[satansrock69]

I love how it took people a few seconds to catch onto the 'get off your shit!' joke

[AdGarUK]

To the 22 who disliked this video:

1:41

[GogosDoRule]

@AdGarUK

[BiscuitSaw64]

@AdGarUK Lol!

[YeshMaytee]

GET OFF, YOU'RE SHIT!

[ClassicJamieson]

'Get off your shit'

Best one of the lot