The BIG Guide for Little Creatures (Theory of Evolution) - Funny Animation by Michael Vokes

[donovan3955]

fuck, not gonna wait thru 15 seconds of advertisement to watch this

[CliftonCarlBarbara]

i wasted 3:40 of my life

[adrianwbourne]

Another great big argument from ignorance. This is not at all how evolution works. Maybe if there were billions of trucks and billions of frogs crossing the road, but it's still a pretty flawed analogy. You're inability to wrap your brain around a thoroughly studied and peer reviewed science, reveals a flaw in your brain, not the science.

[1FANBRUNOMARS]

THIS IS SAD

[royalsteven]

These frogs have such a ehhh unprenouncable Scottish accent?!?!?! It sounds like bullshit to me. The animation was pretty funny thoug :D

[D4RkxGAMING]

who the fuck makes a cartoon animation about a frog dieing

[BlueGlowingLight4]

"The BIG Guide for Little Creatures (Theory of Evolution) - Funny Animation by Michael Vokes"

That's the title, so where was there anything about Evolution? Bad form.

[Casher0000]

Lol watch it with transcribe audio.

:-)

[GamerzSpace]

ಠ益ಠ

[kikisroundup]

why did he keep calling him at the end...? poor frog. but i still cant figure out how that one frog got stuck on a cat tail that got tied down...

[japisme]

i luv the end

[Loppzen]

I love the whole animating... But I hated the story... It so sad that they got split-up :'(

[TheHunturkCCC]

@Loppzen THE BIBLE SAYS THE WORLD IS 5000 YEARS OLD AND THE TORAH SAYS 6500 YEARS OLD . THE WORLD IS 4.5 BILION YEARS OLD AND IT IS A FACT NOT A THEORY..!!! IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE HOLY BOOKS SAY.. SO WHY THE HELL PPL STILL BELIEVE THOSE BOOKS ?????

[Nothingface2011]

Dont listen to these dumbasses, this was a good video, you can guarantee none of them have ever put forth the effort to create anything worth a shit!

[billyroflcopter]

@Nothingface2011 I have, and half video is shitty shittish shit

[sadbastian]

oh God this looks like shit

[minimattandchris]

THAT'S WHAT I CALL GAY

[Pikogan1]

@minimattandchris THAT'S WHAT I CALL HOMOPHOBIC

[Lucieta22]

Too sad :(

[Xsuprio]

Is he cutting that rope with some kind of crystal of knowledge?

[Peenut2k7]

._.

[metalsusa1]

W.T.F.?

[Mymypets]

LOOOLLLLL!!!

[hpkiunzy]

i don't understang anything !

[WhyYouWannaTriponMe2]

aaaa ! :D

[bubbasbuddy1]

i thiink the animation at the very end was a waste of time

[tpstrat14]

In case you don't understand the parody of evolution in this video, let me explain it.

FOr simple life to evolve, it needs to make drastic steps which are most likely going to get it killed. But every now and then some ridiculous, random miracle happens to not only prevent death, but to help it even more than the little creature ever thought possible. And why do people believe in this hogwash? I don't know. Probably because it makes the most "sense"...... but come on, does it?

[rv186rs]

@tpstrat14 WTF are you talking about?

[tpstrat14]

@rv186rs Yea I can't clarify myself based on THAT amount of understanding. lol... did you have a specific question as to what I'm talking about?

[rv186rs]

@tpstrat14 Nah, just a general WTF are you talking about couse that sure as hell is not how evolution works as you described it.

[tpstrat14]

@rv186rs That's how it would HAVE to work if it were true. I'm sorry, but gradual little steps ain't gonna get the job done. I mean, come on, we have mushrooms, eagles, hippos, AND strawberries. You think baby steps is going to get THAT kind of diversity? Nope, our ancestors would have had to do TRILLIONS of highway catapults (like in the video) lol.... Why do people believe in this pseudo-science religious hogwash?

[rv186rs]

@tpstrat14 /facepalm/

So just because you can't wrap your mind around the actual concept you feel qualified to make changes on behalf of the Entire scientific community? The arrogance is mind boggling..

Also considering the timespans and the fact that the gradual changes accumulate rather quickly it's not hard to see how it actually happened. Especially since you can see how it is an exponential function.

1->2->4->8->16->32 to simplify it greatly.

[johnboyuk4550]

@rv186rs I admire your efforts but I'm afraid the argument from personal incredulity can't be reasoned against. I wouldn't bother. It's obvious that tpstrat14 is a little "special" ... maybe he'll pay attention to the evidence one day but somehow I doubt that a youtube argument is going to help him come around. Too closed minded.

[rv186rs]

@johnboyuk4550 Well shut him up at least, and misinformation like that needs to be responded to anyhow.

[Einkanstein]

WOW, that fuckmania guy is all over, what a real brainwash religion troll. Always wrights in caps too.

[maisputsgrilo]

/watch?v=mp6-oO4dfu0

[extra222love]

Life Creator = Unknown or "X"

6th grade mathematics would know that Science opened "X" for all suggestions and asked evidence to be provided for any elimination attempt

So basically, suggesting:

X = "God the Creator" is rightful and remains a possibility until someone proves it eliminated with a solid evidence!

However, others can suggest:

X = Primordial soup

X = Aliens/Astronaut fart

X = DNA via Comets

Show your evidence that "God the Creator" should be eliminated off the list!

[TheSaul100]

ON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

[TheTeeniexx]

why is everyone getting soo worked up about this video GET OVER YOUR :SELVSSSSS:L:L:L xx

[verylameguy]

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE MUTHAFUCKIN ASHOLE NOOB TRUCKERS NOW YOU ASHOLE TRUCKERS LEARNED

[tore650]

@Sideofyams first of all you need a grammar check. But if I understood you correctly then what you're saying is that if you pray to god for something, a sign, help or anything, he will at one point respond and help you? Well I suffered through primary school being harasser for basically anything stupid kids could think of, and even though I never believed in God I at times ended up praying that he would just make it stop, it didn't till the day I got so pissed off I beat a kid up.

[mylink34]

i hate ads

[Astharot90]

You choose God, I choose Universe....they are the same thing, the only difference is that God is full of human defects and Universe is there (and here) and it's perfect for the god rule.

Why do you need God? Because you are so blind....and weak and deluded.

And worse: 99% of christian doesn't follow the Jesus way, that's hypocrisy. Is shameful. Your God is just a psychological need.

[tore650]

@Astharot90 yea it's like I say, people want to have someone to blame when shit happens, like cancer. But you bet ya they'll be oh so happy whenever they've managed to do something. Impressed with themselves and stuff. The best part is that a big part of being christian is that you are not to be judgmental, it's a sin, but I've never met a non judgmental christian xD

[IQbrew]

@Sideofyams You're an idiot.

[IQbrew]

@Sideofyams You probably hear this enough already, but "You're an idiot".

[monkeytail2002]

@fuckmania07 How do you know that Satan didn't write the bible?

[GoblinXXX]

@monkeytail2002 Satan was way too busy burying fossils to write back then. And if he HAD written it, it'd be a lot more interesting. ;)

[imperiomrr]

OMG ! the english 

[Subfightr]

I assume this is some Christian theory of evolution? Also, not funny. 

[theyoshilover101]

@Subfightr hey ima christian, but i believe in evolution :P i hate how christians get a bad rap. most christians are fundamentalists, meaning a very literal interpritation of the bible. but there are those (like myself) who do believe in evolution and that the world is a couple million years old, but still believe in God. just 'cause someone is a christian doesn't mean they are fundamentalists. dont be christian be christ-like :)

[Subfightr]

@theyoshilover101 Thank you for reminding me. I over generalized. Glad to know people like you exist. I apologize for lumping you into such a category inadvertently

[theyoshilover101]

@Subfightr thats ok :) im a homeschooler so i have to deal with lots of fundamentalists. every co-op i go to, pretty much everybody is a fundamentalist, but you have to learn to ignore them. dont get me wrong, most of my friends are like this, i just never talk about religion. that is the key to being able to deal with fundamentalists, never get on a religious subject if you believe differently that you do. sorry, im rambling :P

[Hennax00]

bad world :'(

[andre34343]

lol

God bless

[girlsrfunny]

its not funny

[alangname]

is this some kind of aaaa... I dont know.

[ditotuntia]

it´s not funny. sorry

[Firestorm13r]

I think the truck the fat frog was holding onto was Optimus Prime.

[theyoshilover101]

@Firestorm13r FINALLY!!! a comment that ISNT about religion!!! :P

[JesusChristRulesYOU]

Sorry but evolution is a fake and we need to ban it from our class rooms because it is teaching lies.

[FreeeeS]

@JesusChristRulesYOU amen for that brother, those godless wretch deserve endless HELLFIRE!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAA

[Tazy50]

@FreeeeS that is a misconception, evolution does NOT contradict God! Have you ever thought that some believed that God created evolution? It's possible, so your arguement is NOT valid, no offense. I believe in God and I also believe in evolution.

@JesusChristRulesYOU If evolution is fake, how do you explain all the evidence? God created those creatures just to mess with humans millions --or according to the Bible, THOUSANDS-- of years later? Don't those creatures deserve a purpose in life?

[FreeeeS]

@Tazy50 god is an impossible notion. Create evolution? CREATE EVOLUTION? CREATE FUCKING EVOLUTION?! You're an apologetic nuthole. "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."

[Tazy50]

@FreeeeS i was just stating an example. i believe that God created light, energy, started the Big Bang and let everything happen all by itself

[FreeeeS]

@Tazy50 then why the hell do have to give a shit about him personally? he created every life that would exist that worship the moon the sun and COWS

[Tazy50]

@FreeeeS You're making religion seem ridiculous. A lot of people think that the things said in the Bible or Quran are meant LITERALLY. Not all of them are. I believe in symbolism.

[salmagnum]

@FreeeeS Read what I wrote to Tazy50

[Tazy50]

@salmagnum i AM Tazy50 lol

[theyoshilover101]

@FreeeeS dont you fundamentalist people have your own version of evolution? somthing that sounds more religious like "God's plan for animals to adapt to their surroundings?" personally, i think evolution sums it all up quite nicely, and its shorter :)

[salmagnum]

@Tazy50 What evidence?O,you mean all that wild speculation, inference, interpretation of existing evidence to correlate with pre-supposed ideas, omission of vast amounts of evidence which directly conflict with its "consensus-based conclusions," and blind faith they teach you in government schools?LOL

Here's a perspective for those who can handle it:

/GN_mLbEiAxU

Christians:You do NOT have to concede an inch to the willfully blind when it comes to Genesis or any other part of the Bible.READ it!

[theyoshilover101]

@salmagnum maybe this person IS a christian, but believes differently than you (like myself) did you ever think about that? just because someones not a FUNDAMENTALIST doesnt mean they arent a christian. i dont focus on this stuff anyways, i tend to try to be more christ-like than christian. see, with christianity, you get caught up in the dogma and very literal interpretations of the bible. but in being christ-like you dont focus on this stuff, you focus on living like jesus did.

[salmagnum]

@theyoshilover101 That evil word "fundamantalist." Should avoid association with it at all cost, don't you think? People might make fun of you...like they did Christ. I don't pretend to know what you mean by only following Christ, but from the people I have talked to face to face that use this sort of rationale, they really mean 'I believe Christ and try to be loving and Christ-like, as long as I can still live like everybody else and not get ridiculed." The modern Emergent Church and the like.

[salmagnum]

@theyoshilover101 Christ commands us to give up EVERYTHING that we would allow to come between us and Him, take up our cross (i.e. be willing to suffer, be persecuted and even die for Him) and follow Him. After all that is what it means to be Christ-like-- to follow the example He set us. That is the essence of true Christian fundamentalism and I gladly wear the tag even if it incurs the wrath of all around me. Let's face it, the Gospel msg is OFFENSIVE-- because it convicts ppl of their sin.

[theyoshilover101]

@salmagnum where do you get you're definition of "christ-like?" personally, i think it means to live as jesus did, to live as good a life as possible. i live with tons of fundamentalists ('cause im a homeschooler) and many are my friends, but i myself am not, because i for one, dont like getting caught up in the "rules" and dogma of christianity. they have a too literal interpretation of the bible and i dont agree with any of it.

[theyoshilover101]

@theyoshilover101 (continued) im not saying that i dont believe in jesus, 'cause i believe in him fully, but the interpretation that the earth was created in literally, 7 days? no way. i know god is almighty and can do stuff like this, but maybe time passes slower where god is. i read of a near death expirence (which i know "you people" think are lies) where this girl was in a terrible accident and when to heaven. when she got there, her family greeted her but sais it was not her time.

[theyoshilover101]

@theyoshilover101 (continued) then she woke up in the hospital. she felt like she had been gone for about 5 min. but infact it had been about 2 hours. so for me it makes sense that a day for god would be several years.

[imperiomrr]

@theyoshilover101 I think that is a "god" (as humans say) exists, IT (because it has no sexualty) has NO TIME, NO SPACE, it just exists.

We must not give god human things.

[theyoshilover101]

@imperiomrr did you just caii God an IT? where did you get your info from?

[imperiomrr]

@theyoshilover101 anything literal is no good in religion.

[theyoshilover101]

@imperiomrr what do you mean by that?

[imperiomrr]

@theyoshilover101 Nothing "literal" in any religion is a good thing really.

Nothing must be taken literaly or in only 1 way

[kainniak1]

@imperiomrr your right nothing must be taken one way when people say they are straight that means they have sex with the opposite sex but they really want to have gay sex

[imperiomrr]

@kainniak1 well... that is known as the "casanova syndrome" (I think). A guy fucks a girl, but really he is gay from the inside. But being gay is no problem, I have 2 friends that are gay, and they are really good persons and all. (yeah, perhaps they are a little strange, but we all are strange in a way.)

lol

[theyoshilover101]

@Tazy50 amen, Amen, AMEN!!! :D

[66GoodBye]

@JesusChristRulesYOU we have more proof of evolution,..

[1pixle]

@JesusChristRulesYOU you're being sarcastic right?

[thyme4soup]

D=

[Singlerity]

Impossible to fly through the two windows because the truck has so high of a speed.

[jinkywantsyou]

ha ha quality a Yam Yam Frog :D

[sneakykatze82]

This is what happens when Moobs McGee celebrates -anything-.

[Gamesmind1]

Oh... So that's what happened to my college room mates.

[bubbletanking]

O-o That bear is from toy story! The truck driver put it on his truck because he had one! :O I never noticed that the first time I watched this... (Watch it to the very end of the video to see)

[hastesworld]

@bubbletanking No it aint,ccause if it was it would be pink

[bubbletanking]

@hastesworld Really? Huh.. I couldve sworn it was brown...

[scoreAscore]

We would love to put music to you work!! Go to scoreAscore (dot) com , say what music you need and listen to original scores, at no cost with no obligation!

[Ralba2001]

OH SURE shoot the fat guy!

[zeussupreme1]

the froggy version of angry birds...

[kittykat45054]

i knew that when he landed in the rode he was going to be hit or squished.

[araceli3912]

wtf he was supposeseed to live

[ziggypoo980]

HE MADE IT HE MADE IT WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!! OOOOO HE DIDNT MAKE IT

[TheJostika]

How is this funny?

[tpstrat14]

@TheJostika It's a parody of evolution. If you understood evolution and its implications, it would be funny to you.

[VinnyMonster1]

@TheJostika How is it NOT funny?

[ArhkXi]

='( The sad life of a Frogger

~

[gtheswbg]

@ArhkXi But Frogger always WIN ^^^^^



[sexyboyattack]

@flyawayhome3 well of course the talking frogs are acceptable. They are talking to each other are they not? Maybe this represents the way they talk to eachother and this is just what their croaks mean. It's not like they got into a conversation with a human haha...

[Sonchifolius]

basura

[Falalalala009]

REGGIE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DIE!!!

[kittykat45054]

@Falalalala009 he didn't, dufus!!!!

[Hotfire429]

@Falalalala009 he didn't. At the end of the clip he is alive on front of truck. :)

[painkilleredx]

So thats how they cross the road?

To think i played that games where you need to jump with the from on the road and avoid all the cars...

And theyr where wrong all this time...

[Masqueradia]

This video had nothing to do with evolution. They just put that in the name to get more views. EPIC FAIL.

[monteindamiddle7]

Evolution can't touch the truth. So, tell it to someone who doesn't know any better!

[Feralus69]

@monteindamiddle7

Except evolution is the truth based on all observed and testable evidence.

[monteindamiddle7]

@Feralus69 I said....."Tell it to someone who doesn't know any better!"

[monteindamiddle7]

You've got to be a complete idiotic moron to believe in evolution!

[kingmikeabc]

@monteindamiddle7 Honestly i think that was the stupidest comment in all of man kind

[monteindamiddle7]

@kingmikeabc That's what you get for trying to think. Evolutionists are dumber than monkeys. The truth hurts.....I know!

[TheThrashNerd]

@monteindamiddle7 And what makes you smart?

[monteindamiddle7]

@TheThrashNerd The fact that you had to ask.....

[TheThrashNerd]

@monteindamiddle7 Nice answer. Well I guess that proves you have no solid arguments whatsoever, and are probably some mentally obscured Christian.

[monteindamiddle7]

@TheThrashNerd It's the real answer. There is absolutely nothing you can tell someone who knows the truth. So get lost dummy! :P

[TheThrashNerd]

@monteindamiddle7 Haha someones on their period O.o

[Superslemmet]

@monteindamiddle7 This statement really makes it obvious that you do not know what evolution is nor how it works.

Have you heard of 'Project Steve'? To quote Wikipedia "Despite the list's restriction to only scientists with names like "Steve", which in the United States limits the list to roughly 1 percent of the total population, Project Steve is longer and contains many more eminent scientists than any creationist list."

You should study more, then make up your mind. Not the other way around.

[Tie1Die]

I agree with naruhinafan274. Just enjoy it guys!! =DD

[petop3]

why dosnt the frog jump off when he sees danger?

[PirateKing1256]

Religions are lame.

[toma123456781]

i dont understand them they speak half english half something

[xXMTloverXx]

awwwwwwwwww tear :'(

[fudgesauce]

Too bad the audio wasn't up to the standard of the animation. It sounds like the voice actors were recorded inside a coffee can.

[EtherionSinclair]

This video has nothing to do with evolution lol.

And also science deals with things that can be proven with evidence and repeated testing. Religion deals with things that are supernatural and meaning of life issues. Do not use science to explain religion and do not use religion to explain science. They each have their realms of expertise. End of story.

[Kaisermage16]

A game of Ultimate Frogger.

[SmoveAl030193]

oh how sad crycrycry

[EcoQueenMistress]

Religion=lame. Now watch the goddamn video, fags.

[Iuz0r]

lol



[TheFunkadelicFan]

What.......the.........FUCK? 

[FogellofDot]

God is fake

[TheWaffleMix]

thats why YOU shouldnt speed

[apekoppeke11]

1:28

Sodden meuwvements?

[TheAndron55]

) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoke

MoBroes 1 dag siden

[Pwiddu]

what this have to do with evolution?

[DrCruel]

@Pwiddu If you don't know, I'd suggest staying away from high speed thoroughfares.

[krisyoman]

@Pwiddu The rare, pure accident! What are the odds?

[Mortalvis]

LOL! Omg the slow mo when he flew through the truck XD

[montylucky2]

its sad for richies friend though!

[Snoopdogydog92]

I don't think I understand british :S

[an1m8r]

Great animation though I dont understand why its called that with it being more about adapting

[Silentsam90]

why do people feel the need to broadcast their religious beliefs in the comment section? if you have to talk about anything, why not the video?

[Tikachu45]

DISABLE COMMENTS

[hahaKittYcat]

it's not funny! it made me sad D:

[OblivionKnight457]

I have an idea everybody! Let's watch the video and stop talking about Religion, sound good?

[chenchoboxer]

Not Funny!!!

[caseyspaos]

Slow moving cartoon. Not very original. Not funny. It doesn't seem to have a point.

[poofaceproductions]

@caseyspaos

As far as I can tell, the point of this animation is.... YOUR A COCK!!!

[caseyspaos]

@poofaceproductions

? ? ? Excuse me?

[MrFreespike]

all religions are a joke so stfu now before i slap god or one of the other fuk heads

[SPY46]

good animation

[dandyluishalo1]

so thats how my bear got lost ...

[malloryspring]

Note that although facts and theories are similar, they are not the same.

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Anyway :D Aren't you happy that the frogs didn't die?

[electrovoxus]

@malloryspring I am! Unlike the I like Pandas, Red Button, and Its not easy being green, in this video something actually lives!