Anyone with basic arithmetic skills could see that this couldn't possibly be real: you would need nearly 1500 words a second to get through Ulysses in three minutes, and, aside from it being quite widely known that the last word is "yes" it would be hard for somebody to believe that the last word is "don't".
Once he turns it on to go really fast stare at the words and try to absorb as much as possible. After about 40 seconds my whole screen started to shake it was so creepy!!
Like this if you've read Italo Calvino's 'If on a winter's night a traveler' and know why it might be relevant.
Jamthonzi3000 5 months ago
That was only to page 27 >.>
coldkick 6 months ago
lol, literature trying to be tv doesn't work. you can't just fire words into peoples' retinas, absorbing ulysses fully takes time
projectbeard 9 months ago
I dosen't even get as far to introducing Bloom. Now Stephen will think he's the main character.
CLAPPOZAPPO 10 months ago
Anyone with basic arithmetic skills could see that this couldn't possibly be real: you would need nearly 1500 words a second to get through Ulysses in three minutes, and, aside from it being quite widely known that the last word is "yes" it would be hard for somebody to believe that the last word is "don't".
serendipityify 1 year ago
Lol Barely got into Episode 2. It wouldn't be able to fit contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality anyhow.
Daruqe 1 year ago
At 30 FPS it would take over 2 hours to finish the book.
DriveByTroll 2 years ago
right...
mickalene 2 years ago
Literature for the postmodern child. I knew it was coming but I dreaded it. Now I might have to kill myself.
toReasonWhy 2 years ago 5
do it
Tabla461 2 years ago 3
you suck ass
derstahlmann 2 years ago
Incomplete..the final word in the book is "yes"
jazzmanEE 2 years ago 3
that saved me some time
Huddiethegreat 2 years ago
Clearly this is incomplete!
There I was, waiting for the 'yes'!
czgibson 2 years ago 6
Once he turns it on to go really fast stare at the words and try to absorb as much as possible. After about 40 seconds my whole screen started to shake it was so creepy!!
TomBlurZ 3 years ago
i was looking for the word "scrotumtightening"...
I think I found it.
And it sounds hilarious in the audio preview.
laqerhill 3 years ago
shit, i blinked!
Nowekian 3 years ago