Joaquin Phoenix - "The Rise of the Phoenix" Music Video (Parody)

[ghostwhisper666]

so this is a piss take of a piss take lol

[RandomArmyGroup]

@TheBallonBoy little did u know Joaquin actually raps in Vegas...

[bryand117]

hey jWa-queen, john bonham called and he said your blowjob sucked?

[zotdead08]

If Jon Lajoie had a retarded twin..

[S1L3NTS0LD13R]

i heard this right fucked his career up

[tarantism]

i like how he puts out his cigarette the way he puts out his gum

woulda been better on a table though

[woodhd]

i mean ... is that him ?

[GameDominator90]

This was in the film "I'm Still Here"

[Crowrocker71]

That was great!  Thanks ;}

[backintimeifly]

He hit his head in Walk the line , after the times a wastin song. Thats why he became this fuckd up changing his name crashing with cars starting to rap feeling like shit everyday. He probably injured his Brain Stem but the psychatrists tell him he has had a stressfull life. If Joaq reads this he should get an MRI cuz that smack into the wall was not fake and it lookd nasty, thats where the germans used to smack you as a killing blow, to the back of your head.

[Breddox01]

lmfao

[TheBallonboy]

To bad when you made this video you didn't know it was all an act for his new movie. don't you feel stupid!

[sandwich7587]

what's the original song called?

[ConnorEverett]

i think wit more experience he can go harder



[BlooPanda]

Just because it's a mockumentary doesn't mean they can't make a parody on it. So many ignorant people trying to comment and ruin people's videos.

[djmax2k6]

lol the intro and the first verse are pretty goodl great lyrics and delivery.

[djmax2k6]

lol the first verse is pretty good!

[palomeropistolero]

gilipollas perdidos ponte aver el documental hmbree

[palomeropistolero]

gilipollas perdidos

[JordanDinstrumentals]

hahahahaha oh my days

[LeezeArray]

Wow. I feel I must admit I am wholly enjoying this. Now I just need to go check out all the other videos, 'cause I am already craving more of this. I've got nothing against Joaquin, in fact he's a brilliant Actor, but a person who can't take a parody with a grain of salt, needs to get help. This parody is awesome!

[Bluedeanie]

So what did all you hipster dumbasses do when you found out that "I'm Still Here" was a mockumentary and you weren't "ironic" enough to figure that out so all of your parody videos just make you look like a bunch of drooling retards?

[guitarist5477]

man your all dumbasses, you dont even know that "Im Still Here" is a mockumentary Phoenix just shows how retarded the media and stupid people really are, when i first heard of all this news i knew it was fake and now its confirmed

[pussywran]

sounds like that guy who does "show me your genitals"

[joedirt4537]

screw you guys... watch his documentry, hes a actually a good rapper and if people didnt judge him so much he robaly would have his album out and all of you would regret making fun of him

[VermontTheBand]

@joedirt4537 He was just playing a character in that "documentary" the entire thing was staged and acted. Didn't seem like you realized that.

[malcolmscotty1]

@joedirt4537 lol

[speakingincolor]

the two skater fags ruin it... along with the terrible backing vocals... other than that it is awesome

[GaDiezelPower]

wow fuckin gay!!!!!

[Ajuvel]

lol

[RepresentWV]

i really think Joaquin is one of the most amazing actors to have ever graced the screen, but this was quite funny lol :p

[livefortheweekend99]

wait til you can grow a proper beard

[cwooley0324]

This actually has a pretty sweet beat to it

[msmorleigh]

I love this parody, its fucking hilarious.You did a great job. And I love Joaquin, amazing freeking actor.

[mysterymeat1000]

funny shit man

[babydoll1691]

I adore Joaquin but this is funny as hell. I think that, since his crazy behavior was an act and a joke, Joaquin would laugh too.

[humansparkler]

Funny...love it!

[Jawadabunga]

I love how people made fun of him but in the end jokes on you. He is that good of a actor we should all bend a knee

[Jawadabunga]

I love how people made fin of him then he comes out with the ultimate come back... I lied you believed me... Man he is a good actor

[TheAlexis4444]

this is not him! who thinks this is jaoqin pheonix??

[xxdickiesxx]

fucking hilarious lyrics

[TheEncyclia]

I'm still here... yeah? So what? Who gives a shit. Egocentric celebrities, they haven't got a clue what the hell is going on in the real world.  They should put those assholes up on a mountain of garbage, somewhere in India, scramble for food. Fuckers.

[Axl207]

@TheEncyclia yes you are true my brother, this is where we should speak out about the injustice in the world, its good that you are able to get away from the real world long enough to surf youtube videos, and speak truth to power thru the medium of leaving comments

[ghina03]

hahhahahhahaaha funny !! I love it!!

[millicentbistander]

Great material, video, and song. "Oh, I can hear the music, nice... ya I like this." Funny ass shit. "Cause I rhyme through the ashes and I beat through the flames." Hilarious.

[LazyDzej]

DIE!

[kugerskillers]

make something worth watching next time dick thanks for wasting my time

[runeldo]

boooooooooooooooooring

[DRAGONSTORM325]

Funny as shit, want a ring tone of this!

[AndersonMooreRecruit]

shame it didn't even look like leaf...

[lmilay]

I'm surprised, I thought I would hate this but I actually really liked it.

I love Joaquin, I think it is so refreshing he is brave enough just to say fuck it and do what he wants.

[AuRevoirMonAmourr]

i love Joaquin Phoenix but i have to admit that was a great parody

[minzu79]

not bad

[sekon2008]

excellent

[Daniel2577]

lmao that's brilliant!

[eastlasvegas]

hes aight i wouldnt bump him tht much hes 2 monotone not 2 talk shit but he needs 2 bring a lot more intesty in order for him make ppl listen 2 him

[digitalheir]

fake&gay

[no1kolfan]

hahaha. Well done. :)

[ImOfNope]

I don't get it. It sucks!!

[peechyq]

nice :) i can't wait to see the documentary.

[ffollett]

LMMFAO!

[CrazyD131]

worse than kid rock rapping

[nightriver99]

Please don't make fun of Joaquin he is fine as hell especially in Walk The Line baby!! His acting is off the chain too and he is cool person.And the reason he may have been acting weird is because his brother River died in front of him this had to have affected him deeply.Joaquin you are the shit!I love Joaquin Phoenix!

[thebiz76]

u have an annoying face, voice, and attitude....good portrayal of joaquin phoenix

[julsi87]

Joaquin did all that crap for a movie... ye seems like you took the spoof out of the spoof ... you re an idiot!!!

[TitWarlord]

wtf is up with those 2 dudes and their annoying bitch voices

[nitenoob]

This guys pretty good.

[MUSICK99]

whoever mad this video is a total bitch get a fucking life

[avenjs]

what a fake ass bitch..youre a wanna be Jon Lajoe, get a life you pube faced fuck.

[theyxcallxmexlungz]

lol

[blackgirlsweety]

although I really love Joaquin

I have to admit this is actually funny ;D

[Flipper79able]

@blackgirlsweety Hey knuckle head it's all a fake.....have you seen Joaquin's movie and listened to him admit it was a hoax? Obviously not.

[bartjekalk]

ROCKS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[Justindawg1506]

you idiots think this is all real, he's a genius not a failure

[anubismenconnector]

Officially there is a new king of rap,Sorry Eminem lol

[lonestarpunk]

your gay. just so you know

[HunterMann]

Stop whining and get back to film acting Joaquin, you do not have what it takes to rap.

[ririmja]

@HunterMann why don't you go and suck a fart out of my asshole hahAHAAHaahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[HunterMann]

@ririmja Perhaps you should keep your fantasies to yourself.

[noblinger]

What a waste of time.

[kundalinicandy]

i have met his family....they are all weird....in a good way.....but ya his genetics make him CraZy.

[gladiatorlover94]

@kundalinicandy You met his family!? Aw lucky ass!

[kundalinicandy]

@gladiatorlover94 extended fam. so ya i like him..dont get me wrong..its just all to much..and now with this "it was a performance the whole time"...ya ya ya i know he needs to be in the middle his own swarming hive...i know...

so is he creative? time will tell...

[kundalinicandy]

very funny and talented...joaquin deserves it he is a complete diva......

[isdfgbsdf]

hilarious,great job

[astonfatty]

Great lines, well done!

[FatzoMcUgly]

Whackin' Phoenix

[zerogravity11]

R.I.P

[FarkZimpher]

awful

[izvn]

lol. This was great.

[tuoniz]

umm fail.

[xpoondiggy]

white guys making funny rap songs, that never gets old...

[jbgandhi2]

this is actually better than the real thing.

[MrKoopa9]

dumb song........ wat a dumbass

[The420Gov]

Douche.

[Sogwa]

Ha ha ha!!

Now u KNOW ur beard is 5'' too short & hair is 8'' too combed for Joaquin!!

[MCJAWWZ]

R.I.P RIVER. but seriously, a did my best but XD

[tcradical]

You wish you were a toe of Joaquin.

[peteudebroue]

WTF he stole Jon Lajoie's job

[gladiatorlover94]

I hate assholes who make fun of Joaquin. Joaquin is amazing

[HunterMann]

@gladiatorlover94 He was amazing...was.

[gladiatorlover94]

@HunterMann No he still is awesome and amazing he just did this for a mocumentery. It's coming out september 10 and it's called I'm still here:The lost years of Joaquin Phoenix

[HunterMann]

@gladiatorlover94 As a documentary it looks poorly shot(what's up with that mr. millionaire Afleck?) If I want to see a good mocumentary I watch the films of Christopher Guest & company. As a rapper Joaquin is awful, the lyrics suck(yeah, like the world will NEVER see him again without his sunglasses on...ha!). What he sounds like is a very ungrateful person who made millions off of the H'wood machine he says he hates. Get a job!

[gladiatorlover94]

@HunterMann Yes the mocumentery looks like it will suck i agree and yes he sucks at rapping. We all know that Eminem is the only good white rapper! (Not to be racist i just like eminems lyrics and stuff better) And Joaquin has been in alot of shows and movies. I want him to come back but maybe he just feels like he's all set with it. I don't think it's because he hates anything. But it may just be for the mocumentery and that's what i hope.

[kundalinicandy]

@gladiatorlover94 you dont know if joaquin is amazing....he quit before he won anything...he was only nominated....he was given great scripts...and he slapped everyone in the face with his stupidity now no one wants anything to do with him....i like weird ;.....love weird.....but joaquin is addicted to himself....its an astrological flaw....his astro line up means he is tormented forever by his own flames....

[gladiatorlover94]

@kundalinicandy That's a lie. Yeah he quit before he won anything big deal. I KNOW that he is amazing. He was anamazing actor and is probably coming back to act. He hates himself not hates himself but definetly not addicted.

[HunterMann]

@gladiatorlover94 Yes, he sure used to be amazing, I agree.

[BILL1992MUNNY]

@gladiatorlover94

you have no since of ****** at all

[buzzz623]

@gladiatorlover94 Amazing?? Really?? As a fan of hiphop, I think i can speak for the rest of the fans when I say Joaquin will be taken as seriously as the guy in this video in the hiphop world. Is he trying to mock hip-hop?? I for one, am not even sure what his intentions are.

[gladiatorlover94]

@buzzz623 I agree. I honestly hate him when he raps. It's rediculous, i think that the only good white rapper is Eminem

[buzzz623]

@gladiatorlover94 You're right too Gladiator. Its very ridiculous!  Was just watching the vid of him on Letterman. This guy is totally a gifted actor and I couldnt help but to feel embarrassed for him watching him on Letterman.

[gladiatorlover94]

@buzzz623 I know! When he was on Letterman i felt weird being his fan because he was making a fool of himself

[genevieveiskalieva]

@gladiatorlover94 thats so true!!!! :)

[genevieveiskalieva]

@buzzz623, lol, me too

[ajdude56]

@gladiatorlover94 you gunna cry????

[gladiatorlover94]

@ajdude56 Definetly.

[AlexBoy123HBG]

@gladiatorlover94 well 24 agrees with you

[reckless2k]

@gladiatorlover94

The hilarious thing is the joke is on the people who ridicule him without recognizing what was actually going on. He was emulating an old Letterman interview with Andy Kaufmann from 1980 where he announced he would quit the show "Taxi".

[gladiatorlover94]

@reckless2k Yeah i know right? He's probably gonna go back to acting now that the movies gone out and gotten good reviews. people are such. . how do i put this, dip shits?

[TheSherbish]

Those are the best glasses you could find? chick glasses?

[RobSar63]

This is Joaquin, that was kinda good. Call me so I can cut your grapes off.

[zanzabar123456]

dude you could double for Robert Downy Jr. lol

[Rogeramirez]

Lo perdimos

We lost him

[M4ST3REXPL0DER]

Eh, you get an E for effort but... sorry I didn't even feel a hint of a giggle throughout this..

[ConfinedInMyMind]

Joaquin Phoenix. was born with a cleft pallet and a hare lip. The roof of his mouth opened to his nose, and his upper lip was not joined in the center. That has been mostly corrected with surgery. He has one other surgery planned to close a tiny hole still left in the roof of his mouth. There are times when he has liquid run from his nose if he drinks too fast.

[msmorleigh]

@ConfinedInMyMind Why are you telling lies. Where did you get this from? I think he has just a microfrom cleft, I dont know for sure, but I think it looks like that.

[uvgtmeppnchmpyn]

this guy is too young to be Joaquin. and to solve some problem here it's impossible to overdose on weed.

[3percentage]

thats not him its just a dumbass making fun of him

[newpshundo]

its kinda chill

[electricdragon8000]

this fucking gay, Not funny

[paschen2219]

good shit. except its pretty obvious u blow cock for fun

[fernadaf]

una caquita

[IluvJC33]

That can't be Joaquin, his upper lip doesn't have that mark! And his head is too short.

[MastrPwnr72]

@IluvJC33 Wow...you fail

[powwow23]

@IluvJC33 well u wouldint see the mark with the beard there..but i couldint tell it was him at 1st.. i had to keep watching it lol.

[ballingcash]

Never heard of weed overdose before dumbass

[Phlad1934]

hahah nice song

[dayoshibomber]

dude sux ass

hes a bitch

[jwilcke]

I heard one of his songs that was actually pretty hot

[Zoroasterrrr]

Funny. I love the actor. I love the man. Fuck the plan.

[psychosis5041]

Looks like chris kattan. Not joaquin.

[smezzanie]

He doesnt have a scar - its a birth mark...

[syncstation]

Very good. Someone needs to introduce him to Mr Script Pad.

[JuulsBond]

Whaha, great ^^

[NoChristmas]

this is probably better than the real dude

[DisFunk]

this is shit

[teresamtz80]

This is not Joaquin Phoenix... where is his scar on the upper lip?

[kgsbm]

hahahahahha i fucking love you man!

[wainmanc1]

Beautifull

[Nuna1129]

LOVING YOU JOAQUIN YOU COME BACK AND PLAY THE HOLLYWOOD GAME WHEN YOU ARE READY, YOU ARE A GREAT ACTOR

[pip139]

Is this ACTUALLY Joaquin Pheonix?

[lavinder11]

@pip139

No.

[Nuna1129]

I LOVE YOU JOAQUIN

[hehno1]

haha lol

[fraunotsch]

shit

[venusb81]

That was great,  hilarious: -)

[larryjohnny]

that was awesome ! let the world tour begin !

[Kanelelefanten]

fun, but, what a joke if he really means it.

[ghostwhisper666]

awsome

[F4DiNhO]

at least hes better than lil wayne

[buffiluv]

... dont give up the day job, Joaquin

[treypol]

Here is my new rap i'm working on:

Digital shorts that bite Saturday Night live suck, you can see a new one everyday All the indie white kids are doin it. take look at the internet generation that lost their imagination, copy sheeeet down even to the amateur edit, its imbarassing as f**K these tweens have time to waste mommy and daddy must have lots of cake. YEAH!

[BustaDyme]

not bad at all

[Kanelelefanten]

@BustaDyme it sucked

[BustaDyme]

@Kanelelefanten Joaquim? Is that you?