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  • batman annoys me

  • what really makes the joker my favorite movie villain ever is that he is absolutely FEARLESS. Nothing anyone could ever say or do could ever intimidate or scare The Joker. If adults want to scare one another, they tell each other Joker stories.

  • She's not really beautiful. Katie holmes is beautiful. the only reason i dun like the dark knight is this ugly lady.

  • okay stop hammer time 

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  • Thumbs up for condomman 1:58 2:01

  • (Deep Corny Voice): "Let Her Go" .. he did what you said.

  • Cool story, bro!

  • I used to be intimidated by your thugs, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • @torterra13 FUCK YOU AND YOUR JOKE.

  • @torterra13 really tho that joke is way to old

  • @torterra13 that joke was funny by the first 900 people who told it.why so corny?

  • "hehe, *lick, lick* u have a little fight in you, I like that"

    Batman: "then you're gonna love me." lol

  • the girl kind of looks like the joker

  • he look so fucking scary

  • i really think that the joker was the best part of this movie!! JOKER-LOOOOVEE!

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  • I would really really really of loved to of seen the jokers back story. What a fucking whirlwind he was.

  • 2:37

    BatDash : Leet her go!

    Pinkie Pie: Okey dokey lokey! :D

    (Throws Rarity outta of window)

    

  • whos running the vacuum in the backround? Gloria! Were trying to film a movie!

  • @Rawr5649 u misspelled Consuela :D

  • 0:10 hit the glass down 3 times because hes so pissed ha

  • when you shoot a window.... i doesnt break... even if it did because it might be thin, it doesnt break like that, it breaks all at one instant.

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  • I wonder why always tugs in an action movie who carry guns always prefer to get into hand to hand combat instead of using their guns?

  • Rachel: Okay stop...HAMMER TIME. 

  • @OptimisticJoker720 Haha! You're gay!

  • @HamburgerJameson Haha! You're an ignorant loser! :D

  • I find it odd that batman was able to position himself in the middle of the room, without attracting any attention.

  • @thinkbad42 It's because he's batman 

  • Very poor choice of word.

  • Joker: A little fight in ya, I like that.

    Fluttershy: Then YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME !!

  • love it still...Miss ya Heath!

  • let her go..LOL

  • Joker -"I like you"

    Batman -"Then ya gonna like me"

    Joker -"Hell yeah!"

  • Christ sake, I can't stand Racheal here. I mean, how many of us would just stand there calmly and look even bored when this guy who is clearly a total FUCKNUT has a knife in our mouthes?!

  • i thought he sed that his dad gave him the scars!!!!

    

  • @azrapper666

    Thats because the Joker doesnt remember how he got the scars, so his mind invents different scenario's. He believes each one

  • @dragonman14x Really? I thought he was just very manipulative and made stuff up to amuse himself.

  • The 11 people who disliked this video remind me of my father I hated my father.

  • True. VERY poor choice of words.

  • It's so wrong how he calls he beautiful twice.

  • They didn't shoot him cuz joker didn't want him dead. He liked to play. He kept changing the story because they wanted to show how twisted and loose his mind is

  • why don't joker's thugs just shoot batman?

  • @Wahoofuck

    He has like bulletproof everything.

  • @Wahoofuck I guess the panic or something :/

  • Rachel, you're about to get pushed out of a sky scraper by the Joker. You probably should have let that loud mouth old man who isn't intimidated by thugs take care of himself...

  • @bdalani1985 You have to admit, that old guy had some guts to stand up to the Joker.

  • @bdalani1985 Wow, now the loud mouth old man how isn't intimidated by thugs might just become a meme.

  • @torterra13 i used to be intimidated by your thugs, then i learned their secret, now im not intimidated by your thugs anymore.

  • so wheare the hell is spiderman? oO

  • @Tjeu93 In New York saving Mary Jane's backside all over again

  • I think its funny that the JOKER made out with Maggie Gyllenhaal's little brother!!!! lmaooo How ironic!!!

  • i agree tho

    rachel IS beautiful

  • 'very poor choice of words' (lets go) lol :D

  • joker: why so serious?

    me: u have a fucking knife in my mouth

  • by the way i don't know why the joker never won the battle in revealing who batman was. everyone i read into says it is batmans alter ego's.

  • i could say but why should i

  • I'll bet after all his different "how I got these scars stories" even he doesn't know how he got those scars.

  • BM: D r o p t h e G u nnnnnn

    TJ: Damn! You must be holding back a monster shit for it to make your voice sound like that,,, or you got a severe case of constipation... Tell you what,, the bathrooms right behind you, get in there,, mount up on that throne and Pump that mud out! Then come back out here talking normal so I can understand you then we can finish the fight,,,don`t forget to wipe. Now quit stallin! Get in there and release that demon!

  • "I like that" "And youre gonna love ME!"

  • Worst actor who ever played batman.

  • he always sounds like hes chewing something and it just makes it better, i love you heath ledger.

    rest in peace!

  • "i like that" "then your gonna love me" awsome

  • 11 people are now dead with cut ouths

  • does the joker really know how he got the scars himself?

  • @MrSPACEDUDE13 Probably not. DC did an origin issue on Joker some years back called The Killing Joke. Near the end Joker said sometimes he remembers his origins that way and sometimes some other way. He likes to think that if he's gonna have an origin then it should at least be multiple choice.

  • Ooooh...... Batman...... You so hot!!!!!

  • first time ever in my life watching a superheroe movie n feeling errie n got goosebumps at the same time. No other joker cud deliver that kind of intensity better than heath did. Just purely insane n scary at the same time. Very mindblowing indeed!

  • I don't think Maggie Gyllenhaal was acting here. She was genuinely scared shitless.

  • i know this is just a movie, but does anyone else wonder how batman changed so fast?

  • I think the father story is true, in the comics and cartoons it's always shown that the joker had a very abusive father that drove himeventually sadistic. He was actually married but his mind was broken and unstable, when things go wrong at home, he eventually loses it. Though in the Killing Joke comic, we discover that the Joker is mostly the crazed psycho path killer because of Batman.

  • I think the point is we never know how the Joker got his scars. He tells so many lies that we are left forever guessing. I know most Batman fans won't have read My Sister's Keeper but the lawyer who has a guide dog does exactly the same thing: he lies continually about what his disability is so you are left forever guessing. It adds another dimension to the character and is particularly effective in the Joker, as you are left wondering how he became so twisted.

  • @xskatex4evax I agree. The fact that he will lie about where his scars came from to a person he is about to kill kind of reinforces the idea that he has zero sense of morality. Very dark. All around this role was phenomenal. The writing, the acting, and even the makeup. All brilliant. I normally hate action movies, but this was f'n great.

  • @UltraProle21 morality? I'd go further! In Arkham Asylum (comic - not game!) he's described as being not necessarily insane, but actually on a higher level of perception all together - he has no control over anything that he percieves. If anything, he has no personality. He's just a mass of reactions and perceptions all bundled together in a somewhat disorganised mass :p

  • he is a psychopath, he likes to invent stories and pretend stuff

  • The whole point of the stories is so that we dont know how he got them. In the comic book the cant even decide if hes crazy or not. He doesnt have an history they know about and he lies alot :-P

  • so how does he get the scars because of his dad or his wife?

  • @ProEpicGamer hard to tell really. it's even hard to tell him if he's insane or not

  • @ProEpicGamer From what i been told by some comic book geek, he lies so much that its hard to tell when joker is telling the truth. I thought one scare was from his dad and one was from him to be like his wife but to bad they will never have a good joker like heath

  • @ProEpicGamer in the novel he says sometimes i remember it one way,sometimes the other....if i have a past it might as well be multiple choice hahahahaahahahah!!the point is i went crazy when i saw what a horrible dark joke the world was bla bla bla so on so forth

  • Wait wait wait, HOLD UP, who 'carved' his wifes face?

  • @Thecriticguy16 the loan sharks

  • @Thecriticguy16 The mob. Loan Sharks.

  • @Thecriticguy16 Apparently the mob, "she got in deep with the loan sharks"

  • what I love about this Joker is that he lives in the moment , enjoying everything.. he teaches us to live in a way .. quite a rare quality in villains these days :D

  • I wonder what it was like for Maggie Gyllenhaal to do this scene?

  • right,,like fixing his hair is gonna him a lot more attractive....lmao

  • @lewkev That's the funny side of that. lol.

  • @lewkev Yea... he's already as attractive as you can be.

  • @lewkev it was meant to display his insanity.

  • @lewkev thats the point, he's kidding around. haha what makes you think this serial killer is ganna suddenly try to pick up a girl

  • @lewkev hahahahha yes very good

  • @lewkev

    everything he does is a joke. including picking up girls.

    he's fucking hilarious haha

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  • @ThePitbullshogun so does ur dad

  • @ThePitbullshogun U mad?

  • @foodonface Lol!! :) Seriously though, Batman didn't just walk in the door. He's Batman, he doesn't use doors! :D Or the stairs. When playing Arkham Asylum, I make a point of avoiding stairs and doors whenever possible!! :D

  • @AntiMatterWave How did he not see what, Batman?! He's freaking Batman!!!!!!! He's not seen until he wants to be seen.

  • now I'm sorry but how did he not see that coming?

  • @AntiMatterWave how did anyone not see that coming, it reminds me of jurassic park at the end when the t-rex saves them from the raptors, how did they not see him

  • lets put a smile on 11 peoples faces

  • then you gonna love me that voice is so unbelievable voice of batman Joker the best

  • Wait, were all of the thugs just watching Batman come in? Were they just like: "Hey Mike, it's Batman!"

    "Oh no! Shou-should we tell Joker?"

    "Nah, I don't wanna interrupt the story."

  • batmans like a ninja he came outta the shadows

  • Where's Donnie Darko when you need him?!

  • "I just want her to know that i don't care about the scars!"

    "And you know what? SHE CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF ME!"

    The entire monologue was delivered amazingly but those 2 lines were EPIC.

  • batman's voice is so cheesy. if he used a normal voice (but still intimidating) this would have gotten 100% on rotten tomatoes instead of 94%

  • I'm not sure where the notion of "smiling more" got lost in translation and became "split my mouth open with a blade."

  • "let her go" very poor choice indeed

  • that fight looked like batman couldnt defeat 600 enemies at the same time like the shadow league taught him... lol

  • @masterkiller49 well he was touaght to engage 500 not defeat 500

  • @gillri haha :P

  • I guess Ledger just has a thing for the Gyllenhals

  • the music always gives me chills!

  • Loving the sock on the goons head 1:58.

    This scene is awesome ;)

  • I love his gloves...

  • 11 people need to hear a story about the scars

  • If I was to dress up all hardcore and fight Crime I wouldn't dress up as a bat

  • @arraneeno then you sir, are more insane than the joker.

  • @co0lerthanu if i was to fight crime i would dress up as the joker...

  • US Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont at 0:04 to 0:19 ... apparently a huge Batman fan so he got a cameo.

  • They should make a movie about the joker's life... omg why did heath ledger diee :(

  • fuck her or kill her

  • that old man was Gangsta

  • EXACTLY when did batman come in? If he dropped in that would make sense...

  • @Haroythere Batman probably did drop in out of nowhere (logically speaking) but Nolan doesn't show us everything, he shouldn't have to. Nolan understands that sometimes it's more fun to use your imagination to figure out how something went down instead of doing the obvious "show batman drop from the ceiling" thing.

  • Where the FUCK does he come from? Honestly, how can NOBODY notice when he interrupts joker? It's like he appears out of thin air.

  • I want the jokers knife

  • Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And I think that Maggie is SMOKIN' hot ! She has that hot-depressed look, a very rare kind of hot. But that's just my opinion. Feel free to troll me like 99.9 percent of douche bags do these days.

  • @EventuallyWeMerge she is smokin' ugly . Nolan choices for leading ladies so far have been a huge disappointment . But as rachel character is extremely bland I guess he choosed right . I expect better from hathaway and cotillard . catwoman and talia are hotties certified so they 'd better get it right .

  • @nedalnekbrad Wow how shallow you didn't seriously just say that Nolan has poor choice in picking female leads because they are unattractive did you?

  • Never knew being rich was a super power.

  • @insector2 HAHHA i know right but i love the bat man not this one but in general hes my fav hero joker my fav viallian

  • dude fuck batman i love heath ledger

  • dam i wish that Heath still was alive so he could make a movie, so we could see how the joker became the joker :P

  • HAHAHAHA THE FIRST GUT BATMAN PUSHES LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A CONDOM ON HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I want be like joker

  • i dont like this quality. not...one....BIT!

  • DVD Quality huh? Weird, my dvd copy of the dark knight doesn't have the audio unsynced with the video.

  • @btrballin Batman doesn't kill people. That's the whole point of Batman. He has all of the strengths of a human figure but ignores all of the weaknesses of one, e.g. hatred, revenge etc. He is not a superhero but more of a symbol, as he explains in Batman Begins. He strives to manifest himself as a pure symbol of justice through all of his human needs and desires, and hopes that his message will gradually inspire the people of Gotham to oppose the wicked and corrupt.

  • i dont like that actress she looks old -.-'

  • why the fuck didn't batman run over the joker, but he kills every here...

  • "and she couldn't stand the SIGHT of me." He sounded really mad, I think that's what actually happened.

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  • i have yet to see this movie.....how would you rate it? 1-10

  • @acejackson4410 8 or 9 you really should see it.

  • @acejackson4410 10/10. Why have you not seen it? where have you been the last 3 years????

  • Batman:Your gonna love me!

    me: Fucking pedophile...............

  • I don't think she's that beautiful :/

    And Batmans voice is so low and hoarse, makes me laugh all through the film!

  • DO YOU PEOPLE CANT SEE THE REAL CONTEXT OF THIS SCENE..YOU GUYS ARGUE SHIT LIKE IF HEATH LEDGER WAS HOT OR NOT...ANALIZE THE WHOLE MOVIE AND YOU WILL FIGURE A LOT FROM SOCIETY NATURE..AS A WHOLE

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  • lol i love the joker....

    Batman: Let her go.

    Joker: Very poor choice of words.... MUAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

  • I must say that the tone, dialogue, and characterization were impeccable, but Nolan needs to learn to how to shoot a better action sequence. Just feels so.....stale--especially after all tension created between the Joker and Rachel.

  • Batman: IHDLUVMI

  • "let her go" "Very poor choice of words" lmao thats great

  • @dnewhomeboy45 i was going to say that but you already did hahah :D

  • i want to know how he really got them?

  • @INFAProductionz He tells both stories, he got em sepratly

  • what I dont get in every hero movie they always fist fight when they have guns in the real world people would just shoot (except superman man movies so dont even say that )

  • @MrVisteel The Joker won't shoot Batman because he "completes him"

  • that camera circling shit is annoying.

  • Yeah those were bad words

  • just a random question, but I wonder if while they were filming this maggie gyllenhaal thought to herself, wow...this guy made out with my brother...

  • @confusedchica LMFAO

  • @TheAnarchistWarrior7

    well.... why so serious? hm? come on lets put a smile on that face! HAHA

  • 0:07 not sure if serious

  • Very poor choice of words.

    Lmao