How to Survive

[RS200PinkFloyd]

Easy one, jump to 2010 ! :D

[davidnlarkin72]

ive already survived.......its 2011

[buenrollito27]

pirámides a un tercio.... jejejejjeej buena...

[tcarpo1]

its 2011 we dont need this anymore we has better technology

[FilipH86]

Damn if only I watched this video 2 years ago I might have made it through 2009

[IPlayHARDgoPr0]

i have survived!!

[Bidmartinlo]

I can survive alone. Only problem is that I would have a hard time surviveing with others... someone ALWAYS have to be the leader.

[nycrtst33]

just rename the video how to survive.

[FourTwenny]

It is 2011, i am alive, and i never needed this video to do it. HA!

[FunnyElina]

@PurpleTigerLizard It's 2011 now. :D

[ifuckedyourbitchs]

homo.

[ChickOlympics]

already survived it

[alexgao814]

isnt this what bear grylls is for o.o

[katbulldogs]

How do you feel brah u were wrong 1009 was a a good year

[Marine4461]

@katbulldogs U were alive in 1009? Dang your old..

[Oronaslt]

Thumbs up if you survived =D

[zekogroundzero]

i died huh,never noticed.

[MIGsCT]

i died.

[barneyistheshit99]

its 2010

[lilshawty372]

Lol look its 2010 now!

[DangerD205]

It's 2010....So I win

[MrMactavis]

omg it's 2010 i cant survive =(

[DaFistxProductions]

....and where will we find those objects to help ourselves in a plane crash? :)

[MrCpuNerd]

it's 2010 now ..

[charliebrownundies]

dryyyyyyyyyy

[Tbaldwin1971]

I dont know anyone called Frank

.

I knew an Alan once.

And a trevor.

dont think I will ever know a Marvin.

[Matamick]

Well the owners is call Frank.

[wiltal09]

a good knife,hunting dog and a swag is all you need

[shireman700]

you should deffinately carry a minigun with you in the wild, if you see a squirrel you can unload 4000 rounds a minute into its face, ergo, you surrvive the squirrel attack

[aboodmatar]

a gun wont be anygood in the wild...where will you buy bullets?

[Matamick]

At the gun shop?

[manatyson]

No link to the next video? fine ima act like it dosent exist dick >:O

[kungkuno]

i got internet. im not gonna lose that for THAT!

[askytte]

lorensojhwh get a life

[bluenightwings]

Why the people are so negative?! At least they are trying to help and FREE! where have u seen that? :P

[bustercharl777]

burn89 SHUT THE FUCK UP chain mail is fake grow up you lil cunt

[ridgeruna]

i'm 10 bloody years old and i don't believe in chain.

[DESCVids]

Anton..Coz of a credit Crunch? think about it dick ed.

[antonKASA2007]

Humanity will live as 6000 years ago and many will kill each other in the world chaos.Maybe those who lead to this chaos will kill even more people

[hemiram04]

fuck it im a nra life member and i stockpile ammo.

[keydesignz34]

Good on you, how is a gun going to save your ass when you are stuck in the wild with nothing but yourself and the clothes on your back?

[hemiram04]

Are you kidding me? uhhh lets see how would a gun be a useful tool to survive in the wild. How about killing animals for food, protecting yourself from animals that want to turn you into food. why wouldn't you want to have a gun in the wild?

[nlw00t]

do you alwayse caring a gun ?

[hemiram04]

No, but I have the option to carry a concealed handgun if I want to in my home state.

[Billymarkz]

not when me and my savage animal crew come rip you a new one and jack your gun lol

[thechaser1985]

Guns kill.... guns kill animals... people eat animals.... dumb ass

[markus1kylie]

OMG!!!what if my plane crashed and i scraped my knee!!!then i wid be in a ryt pickle :O

[joshtong1234]

How To Survive In 2009 get out of the countries of US,RUssia,CHina and north Korea and even South Korea to avoid nuclear explode xD

[kmksrh1275]

well if thats going to happen witht hat many countries then we will definitly cause nuclear winter in that case id rather die in the blas then in then be frozen. and i think tht phsycic guy that predicted tht is full of shit hes npot phsycic hes just a con-man makeing a prediction seeing as all hell is breaking loose in the world its not such an outrageous prediction. but its not gonna happen. and you left out the uk if the us is gonna get nuked then they will 2 ill guarentee that!

[FlyinBrian777]

What a perfect survival plan ... sell copies of a survival dvd to people who are low on money.

[AndrewKH85]

How To Survive In 2009: Dont get on the FEMA train

[edv11nas]

Erm, heay. Your plane crashed, or ship sunked and you SOMEHOW get plates, knives, axes and other stuff XD

[dynamicz108]

Well if you dont have em make em

[edv11nas]

It isn't easy to do tools like that. Especially axe and knife.

[dynamicz108]

Rocks and bits metal from yer plane.....very simple

[Sl0ppyJ]

fallout 3!!!!!!!!

[xDn0obies69]

LOL

[EyeOnTheTV]

The perfect tool for any situation is a dead camel.

[lesidhe]

I always suspected as much.

[Conan568]

Buy a gun, and learn to use it safely and effectively.

A rifle, even just a little .22, can give you peace of mind, food, and as a last resort, be used self defense against looters, if things get really bad.

[dortyhoor]

There are easier and just as deadly weapons that are real fun to use, Catapults-£5 to £10 from any sports shop for instance, they can fire a stone with deadly accuracy with just a few weeks effort. Archery, that is a lot of fun and many sports facilities have archery clubs, a good bow with arrows can be bought for less than £100. Slings, crossbows, and more. All cheap, freely available and fun to learn with. But don't use them where they might hurt someone, no no.

[KillFrenzy6sikTh6]

great video

very smart

[amerthil]

i made a 7 foot blow gun - it puts darts made from coat hangers, qtip, and paper all the way through squirrels / rabbits and out the other side. They are better for you than anything in a grocery store too. a 12 dollar lifetime sustainable meat operation = win. robins and crows taste good too :)

factor in pine needle tea for vitamin c and im off to a good start

anyone know of good sources of other stuff? I'm eastern woodlands but open to being nomadic.

[kitten54585356]

Brilliant. Have the oil companies seen this yet?

[Sp1tf1r3p1l0t]

:) I'm in this video, clever chap this bloke

[feedbacksol]

changing circumstance?? You mean engineered collapse for wealth consolidation at 99% of the population's expense? Circumstance is a LIGHT term. The reality is it's a rip off and they are gonna make slaves out of us if we dont reject every one of their plans / legislation with the anger of a lynch mob.

[AKBOY92]

That is so incredibly true.

[leopardkwondo]

Keep it coming. People need this. There should be classes in high school that teach our children to conserve energy.

[AdioEmerica]

leopardkwondo, I absolutely agree. I am a senior in High School, and often when I'm sitting in keyboarding or "US Government" I find myself wondering... WHY? We need to learn survival skills! I've been educating myself as much as possible, but it is sad how many people will not be prepared to face this reality.

[Vortex1988]

So join boy scouts...that is what it's designed to do.

[AdioEmerica]

HAHAHA! I was tripping mushrooms when I wrote that... I totally forgot about it, but I was convinced the world was going to end.

Anyways, I doubt it will be the end of the world. Lol... This is interesting stuff nonetheless.

[TheStrangerDied]

The boy scouts are fucked up. They don't do shit and they are prejudice against hundreds of people!

[solobackpacking]

the little bit of wilderness left cannt support the immense human population.

and without consumer spending the economy will only worsen to a depression.

it wasn't consumer spending that caused the recession, but irresponsible leadership from american business leaders. hundreds of billions of dollars lost due to placing money in the wrong places.

basically, greed.

[2fine4uall]

Are they already making ppl get the verichip there?

[vengador1972]

-.-

[jacandgav]

i dont get this vid

[LaPieinsky]

yeah...see what you mean!

that did help a LOT didn't it...all outside chasing the rabbit!

lol

sign petitions against Gaza massacres, THIS WILL help surviving 2009!

[VeganActiv]

Signing petitions isn't going to work. They don't give a shit what the public thinks...10,000 signatures from around the world won't affect what is happening in gaza.

[LaPieinsky]

So what do you suggest for Gaza? Ostrich policy? Forest survival?

[sidthemyth]

the truth is someone should teach those people how to become more independent... then they would have no problem staying there and surviving there.

[undercurrentspaulo]

How come no-one took the 6th place?

[RideTheLitening]

SIXTH!

[alaskaozzy]

they can't count let alone survive a world wide collapse

[entrim]

en el minuto 46 ese si parece real y eso de que somos el unico planeta con vida no lo creo no se creean los unicos ahy otras vidas mas alla, vean la pelicula "cuando la tierra se detuvo" eso los va a hacer recapasitar

[Theowest]

true true..

[saucypotato]

wonderful

[jacandgav]

8th

[zxxKingofHeartsxxz]

7th

[amimarsden]

Fifth!

[TheQuietGamer]

You nerds with no life. Comment ranking is something for complete idiots.

[zapp43]

no you were third, i was fourth

[thinking77]

4th

[DarkFury2]

SECOND~~

[godsend420]

is this an intro or something?