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  • Hold on are these deaths real? i always wondered that.

  • 3:18 LOL take it n the ass bitch lol

  • clicked for dick

  • @JOKERTAMPON hi justin bieber

  • look at my vidz hilarious

  • fuck you mother fucker that stuff actuly hapened and your dumb ass is laphing you dick head

  • @Debbie2641

    Yeah, what an ungrateful asshole. He's lucky he's not dead....yet.

  • Mexican is not a language...... T_T

  • there are 3 things you need to know about the storys on 1000 ways to die

    1.it actually did happene but the writers changed the story

    2.it actually happened but the person didnt really die

    3.its completely made up

  • @464588 So r u saying its real or fake?

  • @NobleTeamLeader28 im saying that some of it is true while some of it is also fake 2

  • I DONT REALLY SEE ANY FUNNY THING IN THIS VIDEO!!...PPL R JUST SICK!!

  • hahaha the guy saiid fiily nd 1000 ways to diie saiid biily lol

  • 2:54 "ya stupid dead..kids"

  • do the people who renact the deaths actually agree to give there life up for entertainment???????????????

  • i hate this show it scares me :{{{{{

  • @PRINCE12170038 i know :((((

  • spike is runned by drunk horny people

  • god damn i got swag. But damn my top comment makes me sound like an illiterate hillbilly. but what can i say...i was fucked up when i wrote that soo....yeah

  • i cant take her seriouse with that fish in her mouth

  • this was on 1000 ways to die

  • a guy was choked having se% with a fat woman

  • science of chocking on weeners

  • hahahaha and it wasn't into casual sex with a human... most of them aren't

  • nice aim

  • In his bum hole. . .

    LOLOLOL.

  • you dick wad that stuff is true

  • you dick wad that stuff is true

  • Lol. U r the best

  • 1000 way to die is95% fake story or very exaggerate

  • lol furries :D we hang out with cool bears :p

  • FLYING FISH!

  • awwwwwszzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........­.....

  • Pepper Spray is in his BunHole?

  • do you guys hate the guy talking about darvinism(or however the way you type it) too?!

    I HATE HIM..

  • @itaymr thank you! He drives me absolutely crazy! One time I looked up social darwinism and it had absolutely NOTHING to do with the person who died! And that's all the dude ever talks about! For God's sake, I'd rather hear the ex-porn addict or the adult baby -_-

  • in his bum-hole

  • rofl

  • I saw the one about the guy who shoved the pepper spray up his you know where. o:

  • KILLDO!!!

    paperspray in your bumbhole wtf ._.

  • a can of pepper spray up his ass??? WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT...

  • @TOkenftw2010 the dude who was on parole from prison and was illegal to carry any type of weapon. He saw a cop pull him over while he was driving he hide it in his bunghole

  • Its cause he got out of jail and was with a hooker.. and shit

  • 2:23

    The science of wiener choking.

  • Killdo xD

  • I feel kinda bad for these poor saps.

  • her mouth was open??

  • wahahahhahaahah

  • clay 9000 i did see that episode but not that part where the grandma kicks ass

  • In his bunghole? Uhh... No one wants to be remembered that way! :S

  • this show is funny as hell, i like the one where the guy gets his ass kicked by a grandma

  • @Clay9000  i saw that episode it was funny as hell

  • ahh in his bunghole...no one wants to be rememberd of dieing like tht

  • Thats kinda like Vegged Out.

  • gotta love this show

  • lmfao did yall saw the one with the bee hive ! the hairstyle one

  • man, some of these people r either stupid, weird, or just unlucky...mostly weird

  • @MrMustacheMan12 don

    t forget drunk or high

  • LOL

  • I remember this guy dressed up as a fish so he could swim in the lake with the other fish. Unfortunately, the suit had no ventelation, so he died of heatstroke before he could even reach the water.

    WTF is up with these people?? XD

  • i watched tht one and was talking about it 2day!

    its sooo funny

  • My absolute favorite death was the wedding one, where a jealous wedding guest tried to slip the bride some laxative, but the bartender switched the drinks, so he got the laced drink instead. He gets a massive case of the shits, and since all the bathrooms are taken, he runs outside, shits into a garbage can, gets STUCK in said garbage can, then ends up rolling down a very steep hill to his death.

  • Its called S**T Canned!

    I love dat one XD

    I like the one is where he gets ran over by his own steamroller :P

    GOOD FIGHT DRUNK!! ROFL

  • actually its called toilet rolled. just saying :)

  • how damn big is your mouth that a fish is going to get in there

  • Lmfao I'm watching the one where a dude tries to screw a racoon and it bites off his Disco Stick XD Omfg i luv this show! The deathes are just hilarious XD

  • at is an awesome review!

    It really brings out the greatness of the series, it summarizes 1,000 ways to die in a way that I couldn't.

    Love it!

  • maybe she could have swallowed it instead....

  • " two things we know are infinate, space and the stupity of humans"

  • Kildo. LMFAO

  • i saw the pepper spray thing

    i couldn't stop laughing

    it was soooooo funny

  • to penguinlord whenever i dont have any cash for some pick up me and my friend go and sniff gas tanks i know it sounds like we are crack adicts and it sounds stupid but it is acctually really fukn strong if some one says some thing it will repeat like 4 times if u sniff enough

  • i saw one where a guy tried to get high on gasoline. didnt turn out so well...

  • "You might choke...on your own wiener.."

  • wtf this is fuckenn retarted no one wants to no the fucken retarted ways people die crazy thats retarted!

  • jeeze this guy is annoying.

  • Lol

  • Hey-o!!!

  • u notice how they blame kids 4 being stupid just look at the bitch ass adults in this show (not saying every1s parents just the ones in dis show)

  • Wow. Death by swallowing a raw fish. She saw it coming, and she didn't close her freaking mouth. She was a moron, but it was funny.

  • i had nightmares bout this show. n that stuff doesnt even gross me out. but yet i still watch it.

    its like wtf. how do u die in such an irratic way?

    just b normal and die in ur seep pain free 0_0

  • Same here.

  • Yeah, I have nightmares about this show too, but yet it's so funny in some of the deaths. Like the guy who got crushed in the portapotty.

  • lol kildo

  • the heart one was fake

  • LOL

  • I love this show....but some of the deaths scare the crap out of me...

  • @Eggbomber101 same here, i couldn't sleep for 2 days after i watched the one where the girl died in her sleep because she got a heart attack over a nightmare. But boy it felt good to sleep after that, all of my pets were in bed with me that night, got to cuddle with my dog while i listened to my cat purr and my other giving me a '' toe massage'' with his paw, i was cute, and i slept for 15 hours striaght!!

  • there were a few of them that didn't die

  • This show can scare the shit out of you yet you can't stop watching. I have problems sleeping at night on Wednesday's

  • LOL, same here. Last wednesday I had the image of getting flipped over in a porto potty then getting the organs in my body steamrolled out of my mouth

  • I still have this image from Season 2 of 1000 Ways To Die, this sword swallower was trying to impress the crowd so swallowed this guy's umbrella and as he was pulling it out, he hit the release button; jamming the umbrella in his esophagus and cutting off his air supply. Deaths that involve people asphyxiating are the ones I'm scared of the most.

  • not so sure dude, I think that getting run over by an 8 ton steamroller and barfing your entrails is a bit worse. Asphyxiation is kinda peaceful, just really shitty.

  • Yeah true... hell, any way to die sucks.

  • 3:13 Dance: Two Step lol

  • My grandpa died of old age. How wierd is that!

  • my uncle died in a weired way........he went to pets mart. Apopted a gerbal. and lubed its ass hole and fucked it...when he stuck his dick in it started screamming...when it did he slit its throat to shut it up. but when he slit its throat he accedentalls cut his nut sack open. and his nutz fell out onto a burning stove...he jumped backwards and fell on a subway sandwich and it went straight up his asshole,,,,a week later he died of bacteria built up from the rotting footlong in his asshole.fact

  • lmao

  • @Jackth3R1pper your a loser..

  • That is really disturbing. I wouldn'be proud of your grandpa if I were you.

  • @Jackth3R1pper naw thats not wierd. a lot of people die like that

  • @Jackth3R1pper ummmmm, r u serious

  • @Jackth3R1pper wat dee fak

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  • @Jackth3R1pper LMFAO holy shit dude i read it all

  • to Jackth3R1pper: i'd love to see that on 1000 ways to die

  • @Jackth3R1pper cool story bro

  • @Jackth3R1pper lol i still dont know how the whole was big enough

  • @Jackth3R1pper COOL DUDE SEND ME AN INVATION

  • @Jackth3R1pper that should be on 1000 ways to die

  • "What? Holy crap! I"m never going fishing again!"

    Lm-freaking-ao

  • hmm.. so the guy masturbated into a cow heart... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! and he put electricity?? and who would wanna die by getting shit dumped all over u

  • Actually, the guy who got shit dropped on him was hiding from the angry land owner because he tried to have sex with his daughter so he hid in the back of a manure truck. I guess the farmer would check the manure truck last. There have been worse and more stupid deaths. One guy stole groceries froma blind pregnant women and ran from a cop inside a car wash. The woner ran the maintenance check and the guy became disoriented; puncturing his skull on a spray nozzle and his head exploded.

  • I saw that one yesterday! But I was eating ramen noodles when I saw that so, yeah.

  • I know. Scary shit. There was also the RC Glider pilot who got impaled by his own plane. Did you see that one?

  • death by furry lol.

  • xD Bung Hole lol

  • its not even funny its stuid

  • LMAO you might choke on your own weiner the narraters voice just makes everything funny 10 times funnier

  • Spike's 1000 ways to die is AWESOME!!!!!

  • lmao the narrorator was funny

  • Yeah he's funny and yet the Narrator is Ron Perlman; the guy from Hellboy.

  • ...the hell?

  • Hey!, i just learn about that in Sex Ed.

  • i love watching that

  • this show is entertaining however it is fake as shit and it exaggerates simple deaths into some retarded shit for entertainment

  • wait....WHAT? "masturbating into a cow heart" ????? why was there electricity involved too?!?!...the fuck

  • @invalidusername0 haha idk thats fucked mabey to get some movement

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  • LOL

  • LMFAO! You know he had to have tried it once before and be like "That was really great but it's missing something.........I know! Some electricity running through it!" Seriously who thinks this shit up!?LOL

  • kinda reminds me of the soup or tosh.0

  • i LOVE this show. LMAO

  • @IcedLipGloss

    yes! 1000 ways to die is my favorite show also.

    it always make me laugh out loud for real. not the 'LOL' you see on here but the actual laugh out loud :).

    i know it's morbid to laugh at people's death but, hey, they die in such a stupid way it always make me laugh.

    SPIKE TV RULES!

  • Thanks for not being original the snake idea was on jackass dumbss

  • your dick in the hole and move it around. OUCH! Ya know, that was embaresing telling the doc that story. :) It was a true story!

  • why would you put pepper spray up your ass in the first place. I mean i know it was to hid it from the cops but that must fucking hurt having a can IN your ass. I bet when it went off it would have been less painfull to have hot sauce poured in his ass. Wait i may have to try that both pepper spray and hot sauce see which one burns more (hmmm) TASTY. Also ahve you ever gotton your dick bit by a snake? Take a mouse puppet put it over your dick, cut a round whole in the snakes cage, and stick you

  • ...No I haven't done that and I don't want to. There was however a zoophile who had tried to have sex with a raccoon and it bit his penis off. That must hurt like fuck!!

  • i watch this show

  • why did he have a can of pepper spray in his ass?...

  • @1Mrguitarman7 why was he masturbating to a cow heart??

  • @1Mrguitarman7 he was trying to hide it from the cops after they pulled him over

  • Why would you need to hide pepper spray and how could that kill you?

  • @wowiamscary9 People do crazy things and crazy things happen. As the show would prove.

  • i seen this before

  • Why would you f*ck a cow heart?

  • Ya that's what i'm wondering, but then again i'm not wondering that bad. At the point that you are f ing an electrified cow heart you are past nymphomania and need major mental help.

  • i never cover my weenie with peanut butter and stick it through my neighbors fence for their dog Ginger anymore,that shit hurt yo

  • ...

  • theres one where the guy got his dick bit off by a raccon

  • love that show lol

  • science of wiener choking...lol

  • Lol, the furries having an orgy in the wild was too funny.

  • wow spike has really retarted shows....

  • this is real lol

  • yeah i love this show

  • this stuff really happen? lol

  • Ha ha Bunghole

  • darwin: survival of the fittest

  • @funknowhereman or luckiest

  • LMFAO can of pepper spray up his bunghole, freaken awsome man haha

  • "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -- Carl Sagan We are a species of superstitious monkeys, in insectoid mutational phase, armed with mass-incineration weaponry, at the edge of a teeming galaxy.

    XoX BzB @CosmoCorps

  • I can think of a something I'd like to put deep down her throat. HOTTIE!

  • This is like Final Destination, LOL

  • stupid

  • wow... this weird.....

  • you cab die by anything, anywhere.

  • im freaked out now.... holy crap i can die while typing.

  • wow.

  • fuck you mark kordula,i hope the way he dies is buying a plane ticket to pakistan and getting kidnaped by taliban then beheaded

  • o.o

  • pepper spray...bunghole....he eh Bungholee-O ...but seriously ...who would want that engraved on their tombstone?

  • Wtf? Akira Yamaoka Silent Hill 2 music? WTf?

    WTF? This shit isn't re4l! How do they expect us to believe it's real when they mock every person who died? "It set off a raging can of pepper spray inside his bunghole." I-I-I'm I'm sorry but WTF!?

    Seriously though...

    This is ridiculous... Kinda funny regardless.

  • So does the cop get booked for killing him or was it self defense when the officer pushes him into the car. Or was it so weird that they forgot to book anybody for the death. If it was a citizen. The citizen would have been booked for shoving it up there. Or is that what happened but the person that did it was in charge of the paperwork?

  • "Electrocutes himself while masturbating into a cows heart" Shocking!

  • lol,ouchy,in his "binghole" haha,all the boys better watch out!

  • "you might choke.....on your wiener"

    LMAO

  • FAKE....people are getting dumber by the day..one day you have your job,next day you have a Martin Luther Coon running the country.

  • I agree. Stupid is the new cool and evil prevails over good more than ever. People actually believe Obama is a democrat for change...what a joke. People just blindly follow whatever...must be all the fluoride in our water or all the aspertame in the gum all the teeny boppers chew...

  • Don't even get me started on the music...