Family Guy - Uncomfortable Chair

[deadxxops1]

lol

[deadxxops1]

No foolin?!

[Mitchio7]

nah, its mine.. oh..

[mybabychicks1]

WTH

[mybabychicks1]

WTH

[WilliamChanShow]

780 people dislikes this because Quagmire didn't get to look up their ass.

[cenasuxundertaker]

So peter just happened to be carrying a baseball glove that was too big for his back pocket?

[laughman15]

Who else but quagmire?

[Gmod105020]

Quag of the mire lol

[WilliamRLBaker]

its moe nay god dammit!

[GuitarsRgood]

"Nah, just kiddin, it's mine."

i laughed so hard!!

[NameNotAvailiable1]

Disen't he remind you of the forever alone guy??? o.O

[JungleHyjinx]

PLEASE CHECK OUT MY 2 VIDEO RESPONSES

[TheBulletDodgingMan]

Can a man's head really fit into a woman's vagina?

[Milkmaster09]

Keep pressing 5 - "Your so bad"

[duxluver]

I used to be a chair then I got a fart to my face

[kurissuto]

@duxluver me too buddy...me too...

[Nibroc99]

K, I'm not sure who the real dick is in this comment argument: is it Andrew or the monkey?

[stylesofbeyond]

@Nibroc99 Sounds like its Andrew.

[KickassCommando]

I used to be a chair but then i took a ass to the face

[Mr420rush]

poor quagmire

[LinkEX]

0:49 okay.jpg

[Kostikas79]

Forever alone head !!!

[jorge199723]

penut butter yelly timeeeee!

[MrAaronbeatzz]

0:45 Peter has always his glove with him. You don't?

[TheOfficialiKON]

Thumbs up if you didn't try to closr the Hulu Bar, because you're not a retard.

[thatguywiththehair10]

@TheOfficialiKON close* ....... retard

[TheOfficialiKON]

@thatguywiththehair10 ..so close..

[Ruglugg]

@TheMadtownmonkey

HAHAHAHAHA!

[TheBluedawg01]

lol

[TheMadtownmonkey]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha. I used to be a smarty pants like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[fadsg2]

I love '50s talk!

[KushKrusade]

Lauren Conrad is fucking sexy.

[The3Chosen0ne]

still smells nice

[xezrei]

LOL peter XD nice cheering up

[xLehotsky88x]

Fucking hot for a cartoon lol

[JudeMathis]

Ass on my face giggity.

[itzclarky1]

nahh its mine

[nohomers100]

someone want to explain what the joke is here?

[MrSp00nerism]

dear youtube

today i'm going to find themadtownmonkey's comment along with andrewdelong's comment

wish me luck

[The3Chosen0ne]

atleast she lets him breathe

[SuperChuck3]

Quagmire has quite a nose... I wonder where it was if it was

[rbdtj199]

Tasty juice, drink it then convert it to pee.

[olle1415]

HEHAHAHOHOHO



[AmateurFish07]

@Kruz03 why end the message like a hobo?

[blackopsmlg1]

At the end, what is that copying?

[starfoxfan123]

I'm surprised that quagmire wasn't eating her out already XD

[MyCutiepie222]

Quagmire: Really no joking!?

Peter: Nah it's mine

Quagmire: :( oh

[ShyRobot]

@MyCutiepie222 Yep, we just saw that.

[williamcha46]

Thumbs up if you think Quagmire is a pervert.

[srmonkeyman]

@williamcha46 Are you serious? Listen of tu sound of his voice, there's not a single beat of pervertness inside him

[theillesteva212]

@srmonkeyman then why was he sniffing her ass HUH

[Joesolo13]

@williamcha46 Not this time, he didn't even say gigity!

[shark1669661]

Lol she didnt get up until lois finished talking

[iLoveMegGriffin06]

Meg is the epitome of hot!

[stashymissmay]

I like how peter has a calm voice, yea..

[halflife103]

I was gonna make a gay joke and try to get top comment...

but fuck it....

[AndrewDeLong]

Fucking seriously? everybody's making a top comment joke?

This shit's worse than those god forsaken arrow to the knee jokes.

Really people, get some fucking originality.

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong if people's comments bother you so much then why do you read them?

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey Well, I'm not bothered until AFTER I read them. I cannot very well be bothered by something I haven't read yet.

what you're asking is akin to saying "well, if you didn't like the car accident you were in, that was in no way your fault, then why did you drive this morning?"

It's a stupid question born of little to no logic or forethought prior to its posting.

I kindly ask you to ask questions that actually have some validity & logical base to them.

Thanks.

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong That was really well thought out and I appreciate your attempt to impress me with your intellect.

However, you should know that I only sent you that message to provoke you.

So I didnt really think it through.

Im sorry my language skills arent quite your level but I dont have my thesaurus and dictionary tabs open right now.

This statement would be akin to saying, '' You are a try hard and I WIN''

Thanks Bro

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey Lol. Provocation of the level that you just displayed is thinly disguised at best. What you just experienced is, in older slang, known as a ZING.

Please, don't act as if even a retarded chimp couldn't pick out what you were trying to do.

And yes, I realize that the "retarded chimp" comment leaves me open to a severe insult. It was purposely placed there just to see you jump at easy bait.

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong Well, they say a smart fish never denies good bait. Obviously a retarded chimp level of provocation worked against you, otherwise you wouldn't be trying so hard to come back at me. You don't understand, I won, I accomplished my goals. All you can do now is scramble around thinking of phrases that sound crafty to beat me.

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey You overestimate my efforts madame. why should I have to scramble around and think of a phrase, when a perfectly apt one already exists, ripe and ready for me to pluck and toss upon you?

For example: You say you've won? Congratulations, you've won an "argument" on the internet. But, and I'm sorry about this, winning an "argument" on the internet is much like winning a race in the Special Olympics, even if you do, you're still rather retarded.

So sorry.

[OkamsRazer]

@AndrewDeLong and you didn't "Really win" anyway since everyone gets a medal :)

[AndrewDeLong]

@OkamsRazer Well y'know what they say, the simplest solution is often the right one.

The simplest solution here was to insult both myself and my "opponent."

[TTaido]

@AndrewDeLong My God what a sensational effort. Sorry okamrazer (pretty sure the its ocrams or something) But Mr Delong won this medal. Hu

[AndrewDeLong]

@TTaido If you were aiming your comment at okamrazer, then why did you reply to me?

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong Well, nice try with the special olympics analogy, but there is one flaw. If an argument is similar to a special olympics race, then we (the participants), are both retarded. You declared me the winner of the race and said I am still retarded. This is true, but since you lost the race it makes you even more retarded because you finished 2nd.

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey If you would be so kind as to look a few pages back in the comments here, another user made the same observation to me (about the comment I left for you).  My response there was the same as it is here. I intentionally insulted both of us with that comment.

Y'see, I employ a simple strategy, last used during the cold war. M.A.D.

Be a doll, and google it.

[TheMadtownmonkey]

Dude you are so irritating. The only thing Im trying to say is that I tried to get you angry and it worked. Thats pretty much it. You can't really find anyway around this statement because its true, otherwise you wouldn't try so hard to get back at me.

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey Lol. What exactly is your definition of "try?"

I'm "trying" to get back at you? Damn son!

I don't even have to try to get back at you. You keep pwning yourself every time you post another reply to me. It seems like you're the poor child that got pissed off.

Go on little boy, go and cry and scream and kick in your little corner. You're not fit to talk with the adults.

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong I coud say the same to you. You ''pwn'' yourself every time you post to me because it only proves my point. You obviously are not understanding what I am saying to you, so I think Im just going to quit this argument. Lol after I looked at that kamehamehah and the energy ball video I am done. Now I know what kind of person Im dealing with. Its safe to say that you are just some dork that tries to be cool over the internet. Good luck buddy, because there is a real world too....

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey Lol. Dork? Really? What, did this turn into 5th grade now?

Just a sec, let me dust off some old "nu-uh!" retorts. Be back in a bit.

**now where did I put those old as ass comebacks?**

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong Lol. Dork? Really? I tried to quit talking to you, but I cant leave it alone because your stupidity really irks me. Once again pal Im going to have to give you the daily news. I tried to get you angry, and you got angry. Admit that I ''pwnd'' you and we can be done with this.

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey Dude. THANKS FOR ALL THE COMMENTS!

Also, thanks for +1 my view counts on all those videos. Every troll...err...view makes me happy.

Honestly though child, you're just trying WAY too hard now. I can see you sweating through the internet.

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong hahaha no problem man. No need to worry Im not sweating. lol I know you take your internet fights seriously but I dont really care man. HAHAHA YOU CALL ME CHILD, WHAT ARE YOU LIKE MY BABYSITTER? OH NO IM A TROLL LOLOL WHO CARES BRO, YOU THINK THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS? YOU CANT TOUCH ME YOU CANT STOP ME AND YOU CANT BEAT ME! GO SUCK ONE OF YOUR LITTLE DRAGON BALLZ CAZ I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL DAY BABY. easy

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey

The question here is, if you even remotely have something that resembles a social life, why would you want to keep this up all day?

All you're proving to me is that I'm the closest thing to social contact you've had in some time now.

And you're proud of this?

Meh, suit yourself.

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong hahaha you just dont get it. You think you are the only person I have ''social' contact with? The fact that you used, ''social contact'' obviously means you have none yourself. IF YOU THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT THE ONLY PERSON I TALK TO IS YOU, THEN....bzzzzzzzz REALITY CHECK. HAHA I CAN KEEP SHUTTING YO ''im super smart and sophisticated ass'' DOWN ALL DAY! YEAH I SAID ALL DAY. NIGHT AND DAY I CAN PUT YO BABY ASS DOWN. TRY IT! TRY TO COME BACK! HAHAHAHAHAHA. easy

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey Dude. I'm not trying. That's just the thing. You're trying to troll someone that's been trolled to hell and back.

Lets be honest here. Besides you yelling into the digitized aether that is the YouTube comments section, what do you hope to accomplish here?

Don't answer that, it's rhetorical.

Point is, I'm just replying to you with whatever comes to mind. No effort on my part, non needed. I reserve effort for those that require me to use it.

You do not.

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong ok ok ok you been trolled to hell and back? WELL I CAN TAKE YOU THERE AGAIN. HAHAHA I DON'T NEED TO TRY EITHER. YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING TO ME THAT WILL PUT ME DOWN. I WON THIS WAR AND YOU ARE PISSED ABOUT IT. Now please, come on here and say that you are an adult and that you don't need to put any effort into this argument. Call me a child. Tell me I have no friends! HAHAH YOU ARE PATHETIC. GET OFF ME! easy...

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey

But it's true. I really don't need to put effort into this. You're simply not worth me using upwards of 1% of my capability.

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong HAHAHA. wow this is too good. You think Im impressed by you not having to

put effort into an internet fight? LOL ok so Im putting .0001 % effort

in. haha man you think you are so great.

Listen to this announcement, I may have to make it again in my future

comments so get ready: YOU CAN'T STOP ME, YOU CAN'T PUT ME DOWN, AND IL

KEEP COMING AT YO TRASH ASS ALL DAY. easy

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey Okay, so keep commenting back to me. It's not like I could stop you even if I wanted to.

If you feel that looking like a complete imbecile is the most ambitious thing in your life, who am I to stop you?

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@TheMadtownmonkey LOL I had to come back and say one more thing. I found out that you are like 20 years old hahahaha. Wow that just sums it up right there. hahahaha Im fighting with a 20 year old on youtube lol. Go get drunk and have some fun bud, you are in college. LOL wooooww. I may be a child, but you are one sad, sad adult. LOL have a nice day.

[MrSp00nerism]

@AndrewDeLong it wasn't a top comment to start with...

it became a top comment because people liked it, besides you, I see

[AndrewDeLong]

@MrSp00nerism What? What do you mean by "top comment."

The only thing I see in the tops comments are a reference to Quagmire's face and a reference to Hulu.

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong scrubbbin' it

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey Interesting.

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong oh hey andrew? hello? who is it? oh yeahhh, now I remember...you're that kid who was yelling at me on a youtube thread. Oh wait...yeah...I remember it's because I told you to stop reading comments because they make you angry. You come at me with some smart ass remark. We then proceed to fight. Moral of the story is that Andrew shouldnt look at comments, because then he will freak out.

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey Funny, I could swear I was 23. Oh well. Still, I find it interesting that you would make a remark about "fighting" (that shows how much effort you exert) a "20 year old" on youtube. By association wouldn't that put you in a worse social standing than me? I mean, you're "fighting" a 20 year old online, which doesn't look too good from your standpoint.

Oh well, I guess if anyone is the social authority here, it's the idiot that's trolling a 20 year old online.

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong I dont know you, so how would I know exactly how old you are. I dont get the bullshit about social standing and how I look bad in this situation. I feel like that by association wouldnt you look worse because you're ''fighting'' with me? Let me put it to you in real terms, get ready. I am a kid who is just screwing around on youtube trolling, you are a 23 year old man done with college and should be actually doing stuff like working and getting a girlfriend for the first time. :)

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey Ah. lol. Done college? Try continuing it. But you couldn't know that. Girlfriend? Been there, done that, I'm in no hurry to start that bullshit again.

You're a kid, so what? Don't you have any friends?  Don't you have someone to hang out with? I'm on winter break until the 30th and all my friends are a few hundred miles away, so I have a legit excuse as to why I have so much free time. You're a kid in school, what's your excuse?

[Killert52]

@AndrewDeLong Lol why are you even responding to him? Btw good luck when you get with another girl and remember they are always right and we have no clue what we did wrong.

[AndrewDeLong]

@Killert52 Well, I'm responding because college is still out, I'm home and UNBELIEVABLY bored, and he's entertainment. Minimal entertainment, but entertainment nonetheless.

As for women, I learned that little bit of knowledge by my second girlfriend. ;)

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong Well now that I know that I am your only source of entertainment, I think its time for me to move on. Il leave you bored. Trust me, you will miss me. Feel free to inbox me anytime andyroo :) Good luck wit you gurl trubbles :( You will ALWAYS hold a special place in my trolling heart. Farewell Andrew! I will love you now and forever, under the shining north star or above the tallest of trees. *sniff* goodbye. LOLOLOLOL

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey

Some where, out there, underneath the pale moon light

Someone's loving me...tonight....*cut to epic 80's guitar solo*

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@AndrewDeLong stfu

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheMadtownmonkey

AND i-EY-i, will always love youuuuuu-HOOOOO!!!!!!

[tamemister]

I hate when people try to be funny by imitating the top comment

[TheMadtownmonkey]

@tamemister i actually like it because it makes idiots like you angry.

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

I hate it when the top comment is about a top comment being about a top comment

[Spikester555]

I hate it when the top comment is about a top comment being the top comment

[SuperQwety123]

Thumbs up if you tried to close the hulu bar.

[Pueofql]

So that's how peter 'talk' to him....

[jackwill76]

Its funny how Quagmire's head reminds me of the 'Forever Alone' face...

[bloodjunkie809]

@jackwill76 HAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD

[RenOniiSan]

@jackwill76 Thats the point

[px5destructivex]

@jackwill76 never taught about it :)

[OVERWATCH340]

@jackwill76 but he's been with so many chicks :O

[macandfriends]

I used to go on quests for likes, then i took a killthebob to the knee

[XmetagrossX]

No fooling? No it's for me

[mdsdancer4life]

i used to be an uncomfortable chair, then i took an arrow to the knee.

*cough cough* shut the fuck up *cough cough*

[36android]

Cool

[kellerpowell271]

LOL thats like my faviorte scene of Quagmire

[OMGWTFBBQTAKEASHIT]

I would love to do that

[MultiMintberry]

its funny because Quagmire was acting like a chair because he is addicted to sex and then peter has a talk with him like a talk a dad gives to a 11 year old son but he takes the glove back.

[howtobeapedo]

@MultiMintberry Wow your preety smart

[revolutionforjapan]

HAHAHA !!!!!!!

[7708911]

Luriel711 do u have a PS3?? If yes, add me acc name: m770891 see you on the battlefield! ;)

[RainbowCash010]

@7708911 WHY IS UR NAME A BUNCH A NWUMBERS

[asswhupper]

peter is such a douche

[luriel711]

0:43 explanins my situation. pre-ordered battlefield 3 so when mw3 came out i wasnt allowed to buy it =( but soon it will be christmas =)

[johnehg]

@luriel711 Well luckily for you battlefield's better!! :D

[luriel711]

@johnehg no... you cant compare them

[Shahwanoooo]

F*ck hulu

[lollopisemis]

HAHAA quagmire's face shape reminds me of foreveralone

[TheSkiSurfProject]

I wonder where he gets all that arm strength?

[norwegianzrule]

i used to make "arrow to the knee" jokes, but then i took a foot to the balls.

[xgplayer]

naaah just kidding, its mine.

[ClassicHolic]

why is lauren conrad hotter in family guy than in real life?

[Hooker65501]

That chick would be hot in real life.

[CandySmileify]

have you noticed that they always

eat meat loaf potatoes and broccoli?

[12Dug45]

'------------(your face)------------|-

[12Dug45]

@thejoechimpk I used to make arrow in the knee jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Just kidding, I hate them too

[thejoachimk]

@12Dug45 Were you talking to me? I have no idea because my handle is thejoachimk, not the joe chimp k. Anyways, "arrow to the knee" hatred FTW!

[12Dug45]

@thejoachimk Sorry, on Ipod youtube. I have to type in the @ sign then I have to remember your username so I can type it in. Misreading for me then.

[thejoachimk]

@12Dug45 Well, that's all right then. I understand because I have a phone with a crappy Youtube app, too.

[AndreaSwagz]

@thejoachink ikr I even see them while watching Shane Dawson or Swifty it's really annoying having them comments go like "arrow in the knee" Gawd... -_-

[thejoachimk]

I can't even watch a stupid clip from Family Guy without that DAMN "arrow in the knee" bullshit!

[Tiwaking]

@thejoachimk I used to enjoy arrows in the knee, until I took an arrow in the knee.

[thejoachimk]

@Tiwaking I used to make jokes about taking arrows in the knee. Then I took an arrow in the knee and shot the fucker responsible.

[jegerbest1]

naaah, thats mine hahaha

[SpookInherint]

They should get rid of the top comment section.

[adamt67]

i used to ba a chair but then... »»───Knee───► AAAAAHHHH F**K!!!!

[OhReuqz]

@adamt67 ....no

[DickHouseInc]

Oh.

Yeeaaah.

[579Peaches]

that was cruel with the baseball glove

[AwkwardNotes]

giggity .

[Yourmuthor16]

I once used to be a comfortable chair, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[GregpaCraig]

Peter: Hey buddy wheres all ya pals

Qaugmire: Playin baseball

Peter: well y aint ye playing with em

Qaugmire: coz i dont have glove :(

Peter:oh yehhhh

Qaugmire: gee really just for me

Peter: nah just kidding its mine

[coreyhee]

@GregpaCraig thanks for quoting the entire clip we all just saw...very considerate of you

[koek1122]

@GregpaCraig thank you for the transscript. The deaf will be pleased. 

[walrusingsatmidnight]

@GregpaCraig is that some kind of movie reference? i've been trying to figure it out

[dolphinluv2413]

Quagmire may be skinny, but he has the personality of a fat guy.

[aproapeciumeg]

i'm gelos of quagmaier

[aFRoPaSTe]

"Nah, just kidding it's mine." LOL

[The3Chosen0ne]

smells and tastes like strawberries

[Akandry]

Leave it to a blonde to mistake a person as a chair...

[Wicoskux]

I hate it when the top comment is about a top comment

[kabirthepunjabi]

@Wicoskux I hate it when the top comment is about a top comment about a top comment

[megaawesome124]

5 for " your so bad "

[karlissvede]

i were a pedo, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[randomap001]

you are the most beautiful human being on the face of the planet. you have no idea how many times i get rick rolled by some douche bag, asshole who thinks hes fucking funny. thanks for not being a retard.

[adielfaisal]

what season and episode is this

[RedoubtWolf]

Louis, Quagmire was just about to CUM out from under there until you interrupted him.

[kweenychick32]

Quagmire is so strong ! How'd he stay like that so long?!

[PivotMakeranimations]

@kweenychick32 when it comes to meeting girls, Quagmire does all kinds of stuff

[reesemanbaseball]

i'm not planking, I'M CHAIRING