Kanye West's New Hottie TSA Approved

[Emoge]

Oh my god! "Take two rolls of fat and just work that!" Best quote ever!

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

Plastic wood is a fantastic idea Phil.

[fauldsa]

4 and 0 not bad for a 18 year old :D haha

[jon10388]

QOTD: I guess I'm some where over 500, and I don't care how many they have been with. Yay condoms and frequent testing.

[perla3354]

<3

[pronom34]

QOTD: 29, I only date virgins.... so 0

[scramolacticus]

I sleep w/ ANYTHING THAT MOVES THAT'S FEMALE, heheheeee. 39. Sluts are cool so I don't care how many people my ideal woman sleeps with. Also, I like black chicks & Indian chicks because their pussies TASTE GREAT!

[Bickleydashit]

7 and 0

[GregPercussion]

What happened to videos like this Phil?

[alexandersydney]

if a scanner was outside on the street would walking by it be considered voyeurism?

[Hijackeddog]

These types of videos are so annoying. People edit out their own breathes for the A.D.D. generation of entitled non-productive teens.

[snip3r2]

@Hijackeddog Actually I think that's called keeping a video fast paced and exciting. And I think the other 950,000 views besides yours can attest that...well..it works.

[MrCrunchyPickle]

QOTD: I'm thirteen. So eight.

[Chryschieh]

i am the 900.000 viewer^^

[DarkGaarafan17]

0...did you hear that? It was the sound of my pride shattering.

[themastagambit]

stupid white asshole

[shadexl]

@themastagambit Stupid racist

[Lilliaal]

3 people, first two were chicks. Also there was a lesbian foursome but one of them didn't actually touch me so I can't really add her to my list. My max? I don't really have one. Just whoever comes along, I suppose.

[haronsidi]

love from israel

[PornMarthi]

I am from finland and I dont give a fuck what r u talkin about i just want to see the fuckin picture

[rokikshasas]

Horey shet, was that Geekologie on your computer, Phil?

[horukye]

I've been with 12 girls. Her max should be 15.  Less is better. If I find the right girl, my max will be 13

[DonkeyKongsizedDong]

4 girls. My personal max 50. Her personal max 25. I mean I want her to know what the fuck shes doing but if shes been with enough guys you can garuntee she was with at least 1 guy hung like godzilla and you'll at some point think about that during sex and feel imasculated :P

[EmanGtown]

I think that I will write "go f**k yourself" on my dick next time I am in a airport

[TheRealCritique]

not this fucking asshole again - GO AWAY ANNOYING DOUCHEBAG!!!

[SolutionParachute]

HI PEOPLE. I HAVE AN EASY AND QUICK SOLUTION FOR THIS!!

WHY DONT THEY INSTALL PARACHUTES ON THE PLANES, SO IF THE CIA BLOWS A HOLE INTO THE PLANE, YOU CAN JUMP OUT THROUGH THE HOLE AND GET A FREE EXCITING TRIP BACK ON THE GROUND??

PARACHUTES ARE A LOT CHEAPER AND MORE FUN THAN THE X-RAY MACHINES !!

[BarbabasHaze181]

you gotta view this video /watch?v=VlmDsyo3AGs

[arleighfsmith]

A Writ of Prohibition is a command by a court to the named party prohibiting them from taking some action, i.e., using the body scanners because it is an illegal search and seizure which under the US Constitution cannot occur unless a court issues a search warrant based on probable cause that a person is about to or is committing a crime.

[daboylue620]

Your a fucking dumb VIRGIN!!!

[shadexl]

@daboylue620 Wow, he has dated his girlfriend for 3 years, and hasn't gotten laid?....................... I would think otherwise my troll friend.

[griffin021390]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!! 3:15 - 3:24

[Hromovik]

You waste your time with these videos & all this shit! & i'm wasting it too on this comment...

[SoundZombieMusic]

Man I love this song. I heard his new song from his new album at

bit. ly/kanyewestleak

[MrJAMnoob]

'fuck! chlamydia! son of a bi im done!' ahhh FML! that was so fucking funny! - great stuff man.

[WhereAreMyOreos19]

@LibbyHeartts I think I'll rephrase that... If I fall in love with him then I guess I'll make an exception. I think that someone who has had sex with more than 4 people won't be able to settle down and have kids and love me for the rest of his life. I dont want a guy to dump me after only 4 or 5 years of marriage because he has lost feelings for me. That's why I said 4. Also, why would I want him to have more experiance than me? What if I'm bad at it? He wouldn't know if he never had sex before.

[TajariaAjane2touche]

laughin my ass off! you are hularious! love it!

[Pinknarf95]

I'm still a virgin! >D

[R313NT135S]

/bomb in hollow dildo.

[ladybug3049]

virgin<3

(:

[dwiz82]

i want a virgin....if there are any left :(

[Nympharea52]

49.

45 guys

4 girls

I can write my own statistics.

[shoskillz1]

i have been with like two or three girls, no more than 5 I would say. But that's just me.

[flyace1775]

@shoskillz1 how do you lose track of a number you can count on one hand?

[shoskillz1]

@flyace1775 I never lost track of any number, what are you talking about?

[UniversalStudioFLA]

Look out for the new collab with Kanye West and High Off Life called "Ballin Like A Saint"

[immortalcomedy]

love ur voice

[thanatos7654321]

by the end of the month i will be a 23 year old virgin (guy). and i don't realy care how many people my future wife will have slept with... so long as she is clean.

[wartornpanda]

52 people.

Max number for my partner...as many as she wants.

Open relationships are for the win.

[abatzkon]

this guy is not exactly clever now is he????

[DeeO991]

12 and for the girl I wanna end up with, no more than 25.

[ineffable1337]

YES PHILLY D watches geekologie!!!

[goosemunky]

Who would actually keep count of the number of times they've had sex for statistical purposes. That's just strange... Unless it's under ten and therefore it's not "keeping count", but just a fact.

[hotpink8237]

Ever since I got my hair cut, I apparently look like I'm 16-18. Can I just write on my head 'I'M ONLY 14. I'M ILLEGAL."...................

[egmorox13]

like a virgin.....

[ZEROOOOOOX]

BTW : not 4 u dude ^^

[ZEROOOOOOX]

BONER !



[jortega456]

lol

[godfarther23]

hahahahah

[godfarther23]

23 sexy encounters

[Bryannatheninja]

I've been with some many people I can't even coun.....yeah no I've been with 0 men kinda sad I'm 16 now hopefully i can lose my virginity before I turn 35 that'd just be fine with me

[MaryTC]

all the zodiac signs

[TheYoungVader]

520565584185175554115534844648­618562156186875185171546585648­.5

[horukye]

@TheYoungVader That's a negative number, genius, and not even an integer.

[kussmichpanda]

your best episode yet

[fludklat]

if you want that shay uk bombshells sex tape let me no...she was 16 so its all legal

[bullocks90]

none

hoes aint sexy bruh

[supergeek912]

Kanye west is of the illuminati and she was his signing bonus don't believe me! Look at his new video he's either illuminati or some egyptian twilight spawn...

[Harpielady2060]

4 and I would say less than 10...cuz more than that is a little scary

[Alexondra121]

the pasties thing seems weird and won't it hurt when you take the bottom ones?

and can't you die if you're wearing the bras with wire?

because it's radiation right? right?

[Alexondra121]

none

[zapper8999]

1. My wife.

[kix2P]

i dont mind people seeing me naked though

[bwebb2598]

im going to say not more than me which is over 10!

[fieldninjai]

OVER 9000!!!!!

[0thatdudewill0]

1 person slept with, 3 girls i ate aaaand... 1 other encounter we wont count. cause everyone should hate handjobs and girls who do them should be shunned

[synikalovertriumph]

d-d-d-d-d-d chlamydia FUCK. LOl

[darkdave045]

NO WAMMYS NO WAMMY NO WAMMYS! FUCK! CHLAMYDIA

SON OF A BI IM DONE!

[sabir2008]

fuck! Chlamydia XD

[androstar555]

how many people have i slept with? well that depends on what you think abo OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

[polishboy42]

pause at 1:30

[Gurke30876]

ive heard that this plastic wich looks like wood actually is made out of wood, but it consistency is still that of plastic

[EllaKathryn]

Technically, I am still a virgin. But I'll say my number is 1. I don't care how many girls a man has been with. I like experienced men and I also like the idea of being someone's first.

[flooblet]

22. 6 in one night

[funkyhenry]

3 people .

[supermuffin5]

did you know that selena gomez wears a purity ring? hahaharr... now im sad.

[brianLgrant]

AND IM NOT EVEN GONNA CALL YOU PRETTY FIRST... LOL

[Chobotimus]

hahaha work the fat

[jasonmc618]

I have had sex with ___ number of people...and the maximum of my significat other is 5

[SoMelissable]

uno, and that needs to change

[musicdood0066]

4 people.

I heard on Penn & Teller that the average number of sexual life partners is 9, so I guess that would be a good max?

[Rexvolt]

Lol at the first guy who said over 9000.

[6stee9]

6, and dont give a rats arse how many they slept with condoms work a treat :D

[TanMan97]

lol zero

[Guitarlegend0101]

I slept with your mom !

Aaaah Ray William Johnson ...... Bad vlogging at it's best

[super92]

zero.

[chibilover93]

zero



[Horfix]

Im 14 ,

sooo

Here's names of all people i've slept with :

sxephil

ShayCarl

ShaneDawson

Ijustine

RayWilliamJohnson

MysteryGuitarMan [One night stand so dont know his real name]

[mthatguy1111]

@Horfix ok, the others, i believe, but not ijustine XP none of us are that lucky

[jeffhardytnawwe]

im 12 ?

[itaigum]

stealing eddie murphy jokes re: std's

[NabilRU]

Screw Micheal Jackson.

[tanaii1]

you made a funny

[abnoxiux]

I'm a Virgin :\ lol

[JesterNlove]

Alright..nobody. I have ONE person i absolutely adore. we have both only really had 1-3 previous parteneners...[never had sex..]

[JesterNlove]

You remind me of Brian Regan. Please become a comedian so i can have an autograph..><"

[dudemanguy890]

pooop

[peppalina1]

only 2

as for my partner, I'm going to say as long as it's single digits :P

[steveeblybly]

20, and hopefully just still getting started.

[flyfall8]

I have actually SLEPT with one.

Sexed one who i didnt sleep with

[1995ikon]

Best Part: 1:40 - 1:49

[inkresistantpaper]

3.....MILLION

[Dropdownman]

Too many girls to count. But in numbers its about 0.0

[guitarheroman202]

never had sex.

I DEMAND VIRGINS!!!

[Nizingur]

Lol I'm 20 and as of two days ago the number was 1, as of today the number is 2. My boyfriend has had ... I think, about 15 girlfriends though? Yeah, there is an age gap. But I don't feel terrible about it.

[Estrizzle]

woo go new mexico because we had the body scanner!!! hahahaahhaha :)

im hottter than kanyes boo hahaha

[FeNdErHeAd1946]

uh 20 and 13 people.. for the girl zero lol jk but, no double digits DX

[toxikXXXblood]

still a virgin...if you saw my facebook picture youd know why ;D

[omeno]

haha hell yhea, get some! thats the way to go in my opinion. but not everyone can be a playa lol

[sugaryxegnirys]

Hell yeah! Fat girls helping to prevent STD's :) I would like to participate with you in this new fetishized form of my rolls.

[itsconnievan]

LMFAO FAT GIRLS.

2 FOLD. WORK THAT.

NO STDS. Lol, you're hilarious.

[fadingshadow122]

MMM FUCK CLAMIDIA

[MyBabyDumboO2]

and im not even gonna call you pretty first... hahaha

[djlam35]

SHUT UP AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH

[KillerCostello]

your all freaking liars I mean come ON

[elementohsix]

Hahaha Shut up you damn kids

[h3ct0rgp]

8

for my girl ummm 0 lol

[TheLittleShits]

1 person, were both 15 :}

[thedarklordx]

@TheLittleShits HIGH FIVE!

[TheLittleShits]

@thedarklordx wheyyy

[thedarklordx]

@TheLittleShits what?

[daqueenhbic]

virgin 21 female

does fingering or a dildo count?

[13easth4xxor]

@daqueenhbic i think fingering does XD

[MEBforce1]

I love a free media.

[bluethenix]

hmm, too tired to remember. so let me answer anotehr question :P

if u can have a relationship with someone without sex for a while usually it will last longer so you dont have to cover up ur empty ass life with russian roullete.

[thedarklordx]

@bluethenix more sex > longer relationship  becuz relationship + no sex = boring ass relationship = exclusive friendship

[BahamutXXV]

Virgin, 21, doesn't really bother me.

[ShadowSeethe]

Virgin 10 year old :).

I kid, I kid.

[maishi]

I didn't understand the working the fat chick joke.....@__@ I think if i figure it out my eyes would melt O__O

[FondutaDF]

Over 9000!

[mrdudeman760]

@FondutaDF ahahahahahh awesome i think im one of the only peole that got that!!!

[xxTmeBombxx]

@mrdudeman760

You're on the internet, I'm pretty sure EVERYONE gets the joke

[salluhad]

@FondutaDF EPIC xD

[novajjavon]

@FondutaDF lol "Vegeta! Whats her vagina level!?"

[FondutaDF]

@novajjavon IT'S OVER 9,000!!!

[ieatmonkeys501]

virgin 40 years old...

[Someto1]

@ieatmonkeys501 Lol 40 year old virgin

[thedarklordx]

@ieatmonkeys501 stop copying movies

[blonderose128]

virgin...20 years old. :)

[cactu]

Laughing at these 13 and 14 year olds telling theyre PROUDLY VIRGINS!

[thedarklordx]

@cactu lol im 13 and im not one of those fags im laughing with ya!

[jrizzle22905]

yoyo

[potentialpenguin]

u have cute dimples

[shadowkira620]

OMG i love the wheel sound thing i keep replaying it its so funny lol

[LesIsMore1375]

So apparently the majority of Phil's viewers are virgins. But is that really surprising?

[Hromovik]

You look like an idiot...

[UnitedWeekly15]

That was soo funny when u said

"fuck im done" lol

[BrCheer05]

14 and proudly a Virgin

[therealstephiegee]

thirteen, no boyfriends.

AKA, no sex.

proud virgin (:

[demonyny]

@kartikakasih the reason i said it was a waste was because it is basicaly just an iphone without a camera and phone capabilities, It is over priced as well. Wait for dell to come out with it's giant pad, it has way more capabilities, runs flash, and is way cheaper.

[237fallen]

virgin 14

[weirdken]

I am 36 and have had sex with 1607 partners so far! Yes, I have always played safely. It's fun and never boring. lol. My goal is to hit 2000 by the time I am 40, then I can settle down... A 19 year old friend of mine has had sex with just over 300 partners already...

[teeheenation]

wow so many virgins,,,well,,slept with two.. max.. i'd say..5.. i think,,

[TheDrPhillip]

do i count

[CzechMate44]

selena gomez.

mmmm...

[woahwonderwoman]

I love the P.S. "Please don't kill me." LOL

[freeskiier96]

boobs