Self 101

[nihilistgum]

turning japanese reference :D

[iRockLikeGranite]

It's not you, I just don't think I'm being myself... from now on.

[HenryMonmouth]

you are imparting wisdom, that is most unlike you.

[shazukal]

whoa. Throwback...

[jliz1589]

:54-1:01 was amazing.

[bordercomedens2]

You didn't stapwjeuYHQ. got to finish this comment!

[thelastKoraido]

i was just listening to i think i'm turning japanese!!!

[mindbabbler]

was that sebstian from pops?

[carsinwithani]

u made me cry :'(

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink* 

[HaloRoxMySox47]

I'm sorry... I'm just not being myself- from now on.

[FarmerWidmo]

Your surname sounds like "Benzyna" in polish. In addition "Benzyna" is assoxiated with fuel. And fuel is associated with EX-plosions.

[WaitForTheTone]

@FarmerWidmo In actual fact, Benzyne is an actual fuel.

[andyman8662]

your band should come to the twin cities this weekend.... a year an a half later

[yoshi127island]

I thougth you were turning Japanese

[YamiHauii]

I'm so using this when I feel like doing something but not feel like taking the fall!

[nissypig1]

That's not Craig with a wig, it's Hollandaise Road Craig

[MrDrugsarebad]

wait... craig and craig with a wig was originally getting married?

[livebyvideogames]

Honestly, as i watch all of your videos from first to last, I've realized that I prefer the one's where you don't say "Get drunk" make an alcohol reference or drink in your videos. Don't get me wrong, I love all of your stuff, it's great..Just...not so much those bits..

[mafleeted]

I wish I could turn Craig Benzine.

[mafleeted]

i wish i could turn craig benzine.

[42quantumleap]

DUDE. You quoted one of the Vapors's songs!!!! FTW

[LoveKaammmyy]

0:22 - 0:26 Discontinuity! :)

[workescapist]

if you're not yourself, then who are you?

batman?

superman?

spiderman?

the hulk?

[TheLoonwolf]

I'm myself at the moment - Keith the male, depressed, lazy bum. Much like Craig with a wig (except without the wig). But shortly I will probably become Jennifer the female, happy, bouncing ball of loveliness (with a wig). It's great to not be yourself for a while.

[beribbonedmuffin]

come back to the Twin Cities! 

[Mer1002]

That was hilarious. <3

[batmanhicks93]

Turning Japanese! hahaha

[erickd888]

HAHHAA THE CRAG WIG IS ON THE T.V awesome!

[fermerwuvu]

2nd win is hot..

[purfectpuff]

we should so get john green to give a wink!!!

[aerosmithrox100]

FUNNY

[fatcatliciousness]

your ex-fionce has a beard =O

[nerdra]

Dang. Missed the show by a week. WHY COULDN'T YOU WAIT FOR ME TO MOVE BACK TO MINNESOTA?

Jerkfaces. The world was built to serve me, didn't you know?

[goddessofallmusic]

finally a new word for sidebar!

[nerdra]

Dude, where have you been?!

[goddessofallmusic]

wait, what?

[nerdra]

He always calls it that.

[goddessofallmusic]

oh... sorry im a new wheezywaiter fan...

[nerdra]

Welcome!  Prepare for much hilarity. :)

[splicegrrl]

i hate you too.

[Minterrrrrrrrrrx3]

doobly doo hahaa love it ;D

[BriBri897]

it's weird when he says his name. I always thought of his as some funny dude with a beard.

sorry i'm not being my self today.

[ksasara]

lo0ol, i think we should call off the wedding. hahhh!!!

[ydaerdnatoh]

THAT WAS SOOO DUMB! OOPS! SORRY! I wasn't myself! lol  great video Craig!

[missjo5ie]

The best part is always at the very end when you show the unedited (non-magical) portion of your filming and it's so incredibly awkward I can't help but LOL

[dinosaurlover7]

twin cities??? im in the twin cities!!!!

[baobabtrees]

i can't believe you don't have more ratings. you're so underrated right now. i <3 you!

[spreadtheawesome]

aw, twin cities. so close and yet so very far away. way to play the week before school you stupid -- sorry, i wasn't myself.

[petercoffin]

I think you've been watching Fight Club, Craig.

[vegetarianjello]

You always make the best videos.

[shmeellly]

HAHA I loved this, great video :)

[TheWillofDC]

hahaha it's ok i forgive u for stabbing me

[KittyKat91210]

LOL! I hate that saying. It's so stupid.

[FueledByRock]

WHAT A FUCKING SHITTY VIDEO.

Ahem, gosh, terribly sorry. Wasn't feeling myself just then.

Great video!

[PencilDude90]

got your CD yesterday !!! IT"S AWESOME!!!

[tsalagibabe]

i totally listened up DPC and am loving that i did.

gotta buy some tunes now.

[RenatovanBloemenhuis]

Your video's are great cuz they're funny, short & sweet. Like chocolate leprachauns. Okay, that didn't make any sense.

[BrokenvideosLTD]

ouch

[cheesearoundtheworld]

how am i not myself?

[atiugapmas1]

Craig how can I be ugly? I just washed an avacado face mask off of me!

[LackOfAWittyName]

I think your becoming a legend of archery.

[whoaitsliketaylor]

Sorry I gave your mom a vagina kick yesterday. I wasn't myself.

[hopeonatenspeed]

man....

way to take away one of my favorite excuses. hahaha.

[AleeEvermore]

Your videos never disappoint.

[Purpleknottedwings]

I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese....

[pixonu]

nice excuse ;)

[xShaaMetalheadX]

insight to life today huh?

[mercuryovum]

I totally agree with you about people being themselves all the time and habitually being tools as well! GOOD, CRAIG! GOOD!

[oxgon]

I wish you were in NY so i could see your band play, cause they really suck and id like to throw beer at you.... Sorry wasn't my self that day, but it would be in the future so i could warm my self to be my self and then i wouldn't have to throw beer at you. This is all of course you lived in NY and you don't. So sorry for the long comment, just wasn't my self today.

But really, i wish i could see you play DFTBA also.

[imaftergodsheart]

I like how sometimes you can see the wig on the TV..

[DarthServer]

nice, point well made

[pennygoo]

oh sorry i rated this video 1 star

i'm really not myself today

jk i rated it 5 stars

like always :]

[AECSRQ]

you just weren't yourself in this video, mr. waiter ;-)

[ZeldaPhan]

I LOVE THE CRAIG.

Really, i do. Your videos make me so happy, and i love them.

[ModernApple]

You make me happy!

[dimarziotonezone23]

lol at the cher head part xD

[crimsong19]

"Sorry I drove my truck into your government building and lit it on fire. I'm not myself today." Bahahaha!

[dneujahr87]

"The never-ending task of self improvement. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

[superj0kes]

melodychef! :)

[piratewhore]

Ah there is another phrase I hate x.x

[Kaytaaay]

Anyone else gonna be at the Twin Cities show on the 21st?! Because I KNOW I am, and I'd love to meet you guys. :D

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

You are a genius ;-)

[valerie2776]

i think the link for the 'hear a song from our new ep' thing is wrong and also i got Expert today and it is fantastic and also i like your videos.

[valerie2776]

ALSO the cat looks BEAUTIFUL your artistic talent is unparallelable.

that is definitely a word.

[wheezywaiter]

ha, glad you enjoy it.

thanks for the correction. fixed.

[nerdygangstah]

@wheezywaiter i am now responding to one of your own comments.

(not the macaroni porn vid)

tsk tsk tsk. why do you comment on vids wheezy? why?

[jesskittybird]

your pupils hath disappeared?

[SammHpTwifan]

i used to live in the twin cities but we moved to the country.. ick i wish i could go!!

[tubbysnake3]

Twin Cities this weekend?!? Awesome! I'm gonna try to be there for shure!

[emmfan09]

I am always myself...right?

[WasItJustMe]

*slaps*

Sorry ... I'm clearly not myself today.

Anyways. Awesome vid.

[artvandelay13]

This video sucks and is not funny at all, also you suck.

Sorry, I'm not myself today.

[lalamoola]

0:42 wig in the backround!

[imzUnicorn]

You need to learn to be more yourself.

[Mike019232]

Craig, why are you so mean. :(

[wheezywaiter]

sorry, i'm not being myself today.

[Mike019232]

Oh, ok, that explains a lot ;)

[TiTKatt]

I LOVE YOUR eyelashes ;)

[smhellie]

ha ha.. Ha  HA.. ..

[ItTakesII]

haha I love this, Craig. I'm a big fan of analyzing commonly used phrases that don't quite make sense. I made a video about "things are always in the last place you look", because I've never quite liked that saying. I would make this a more interesting comment, except, I'm not really myself today.

-Julian

[cookie4monster4]

Sorry I rated this five stars, I'm not being myself today.

[doctornoise]

well that was interesting!

[fancyrants]

no.

[Sarahendipity]

It's ok that you stabbed me. I wasn't myself today either.

[blueyednewsiegirl]

I wish I had a car. I wish I had gas money. I wish I had the will do drive in cities.

[Gieflolz2121]

I hate you too, Wheezy.

[TheUndercoverGeek]

hahaha , :D , I use that excuse..

[TheCrazyOcto]

THX for the wonderful advice. :D

[katiezellner]

sorry that i'm not saying that the video was awesome, I'm not myself today...

[GHRocker1234]

that was funny lol

[kawaiinekinu]

you are hilarious =D

[1912jackdawson1912]

wheezy waiter smells.

of pizza and alans house.

[Staplester]

sexy vid man

[svendpro]

nice

[svendpro]

haah first, nice comment, nice video dude !

love ur videos :)

5/5 :D

[GHRocker1234]

Last Great Video Wheezy

[klazzam]

It doesn't matter if I'm first.

[JakeyJonez]

awesoooooooooooooome(: