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  • this was one of the first onion vids i saw, i thought it was real. till i watched another vid, the stabbing vid

  • fuck does anyone know from what time frame is the recall happening from? I think I may have defective bullets?

  • is this for real?

  • @snikwah25 no its the onion, dude

  • IS THIS REAL ??????????

  • @THADOUGHBOY15 Yes, the Onion is real as Vincent Vega doing the twist. Pass it on.

  • sick warmongers,profit is their goal , promoting hatred is their game, under the guise of protection they encourage the to stupid to aim, macho men whos souls are weak play into the illusions of the deamonic freaks,The corrupt lead the sheep and give them a gun,now go live kill your brother youll find it such fun. small penis,big gun,loud mouth deluded ego,is all you will need,the thing that scares me is you continue to breed, BEWARE,OF GOVERNMENT SPONSERED STUPIDITY AND HATERD,

  • @razzledazzel1 you realize the onion is satire right?

  • @pioupiou701 yes i do, thank you, nice vid, a little high i felt a poem growing inspired by the vid and mankinds penchant for crulety, i just wanted a dig at those corrupt warmongers who ultimatly inspired the making of the film

  • @razzledazzel1 this is acting, calm down

  • @Aygiggs yes, thank you, i am aware of this as i pointed out in earlier comment.

  • Are these people fucking serious

  • @Hayesy15 hahahaha do you not know what the onion is?

  • @myninjaish haha just realised

  • do some research, the information is out there..  an uninformed opinion is little more than the bleating of sheep

  • mass shootings have been stopped by armed citizens in such places as the Appalachian School of Law in Kentucky in 2006; a high school in Boulder, Colorado in 1997; and most recently in Winnemucca, Nevada, in May 2008.

    Contrast this with mass shootings in gun free zones such as Virginia Tech or the Long Island Railroad where helpless victims were slaughtered because they were unable to protect themselves

  • the number of deaths and injuries caused by gun attacks in England and Wales soared from 864 in 1998-99 to 3,821 in 2005-06.

    Australias experience with gun control is similar to the U.K.s.The number of Victorians murdered with firearms has almost trebled since the introduction of tighter gun laws.

    .

  • "... I'd use a HAMMER!" HAHAHAHAHA!

  • inferno bullets. lol

    

  • I find it ironic that (even the hardline evangelical christians like ray comfort) those who advocate for pro gun legislation and thus continuously fueling an immoral and otherwise useless domestic industry, see defending themselves or their family by blowing a criminal's face off as the only option. We already have non-deadly alternatives, dwarfed by the shadow of te mighty gun industry.

  • I love the onion, but this one critisized a good thing. Hollow tipped bullets expand on impact to decrease penetration and eliminate the possibility of collateral damage... Say a Crazy guy on subway with a machete gets shot by transit cop, regular bullet goes through him and kills a little kid. A hollow tip doesnt go through him.

  • theomegalegacy, you really are a dense twat

  • @daytonafreakboy So I win. you give up.

  • @TheOmegaLegacy you have won what exactly troll?

  • @daytonafreakboy I win the argument, you obviously were wrong and can't seem to understand why guns are bad.

  • @TheOmegaLegacy no guns for normal ppl means that regular gangbangers will still obtain weapons. No one wants to be at the mercy of the government or the local trash.

  • @TheEroded dont feed the troll. some dense twat from the uk without any guns, apparently upset that others still own them.. smh

  • @TheOmegaLegacy you win at being a troll. im a lover, not a fighter. i love guns

  • @daytonafreakboy No I win the argument, that is why you gave up.

  • @TheOmegaLegacy you win at being a cunt. no argument there. you present your opinion without any information/ statistics to support your view , while every study of the impact on crimes rates after stricter gun control laws have implemented absolutely contradicts what you keep spouting. go eat a bowl of dicks troll

  • @daytonafreakboy Explain to me logically how less guns makes more crime.

  • this is for everyone...THIS IS FROM THE ONION this is comedy its not real

  • @TheOmegaLegacy  i shouldnt have to. do some research

  • @daytonafreakboy That has nothing to do with tighter gun law, it just means that in the odd chance some people got guns somehow and went on a killing spree. However in your bullshit country they can simply buy them and get a license instead of having to get it funded by illegal arms company or by stealing it.

  • @TheOmegaLegacy  actually, it does have everything to do with tighter gun laws. the end result has been the same across borders/cultures. the UK , Australia, and in the good ol USA in washington DC. tighter gun control laws for law abiding citizens means only criminals will have firearms, its undeniable

  • @daytonafreakboy lol your country regular has mass murders caused by people who were easily able to get a gun due to your loose gun laws.

  • @ampthilluk a nutjob on a shooting spree makes the news, while multitudes of violent crimes prevented by lawful gun owning citizens every day just arent news worthy events in my country. where i live, last week a violent career criminal invaded the home of an 84 yr old man and this elderly man escaped with his life was because he shot the intruder dead. states that enact concealed carry permit laws experience drops in crime rates across the board. armed law abiding citizens deter criminals

  • I'll just use a hammer.

  • 100,000 bullets isn't very many :P

  • Fake And Gay

  • @kroen No shit

  • " dont care bout technical shit "

  • Hollow points- when you don't want your antagonist to have an open casket funeral. You really should get what you pay for!

  • is this real??

  • my god i love this show

  • The lung-shreddingest bullets money can buy.

  • It's FAKE people, holy shit balls.

    This is comedy. Nothing more.

  • Totally unacceptable.

  • wow.... thats fucking crazy!

  • Wtf is all i can say

  • lol Inferno Bullets

  • I want bullets that will fill the target with cheese.

  • 9mm handgun rounds packaged as .223 rifle rounds, I think they have much bigger issues to worry about. Still I hope the Inferno bullets perform better and are labeled correctly.

  • Lung-shreddingest.. I'm gonna use that now

  • i love how some people think this is real hahahaha

  • im laughing so hard rigth now

  • Who said Americans don't understand irony!

  • It would be better if his name was John Steelhawk.

  • I find ONN to be a dumb satirical show and this skit didn't change my mind.

  • ooo wiecej hamerykancow  pozdycha?

  • it kills me that everytime i watch one of these videos some retard is commenting on how terrible or stupid the report is or how they shouldnt be testing on monkeys

  • Is this a joke,there is no wonder that half of an american population will end up in jail till 2050.

  • @daneclub81 Are you retarded?  This is the Onion.

  • omg USA.

  • Also, I'd buy inferno bullets.

  • I get that it's a joke, but if you're going to do a proper one, please make sure that the ammo is what you say it is. 0:17 Those are NOT .223 rounds...UGH I'm being difficult, I know, but it bothers me.

  • This really pisses me off. A gun saved my life. People are just too naive and sheltered to realize that their pretty litle apartments and their nin to five jobs aren't all there are out there...

  • @ashinms anecdotal evidence and conformation bias, you have me convinced :D

    the fact that america has a stupidly high gun crime rate is clearly of little importance, and completely outweighed by your personal experience.

  • @Neylonx My point wasn't to convince you of anything. That would be impossible through youtube. To address the second part of your comment, look at GB. The rate of stabbinggs are much higher than shootings, even though guns are perfctly legal there. Reason? Proper education and licensing. That's what is broken in the US. The event was in 09, three weeks after I graduated HS. I was working a wild hog removal job on a farm. Long story short, my leg got fucked up pretty bad and my

  • @ashinms 45-70 saved my life. There are other stories of people protecting themselves with guns. One just ran in the news not too long ago:

    ttp://news.yahoo.com/okla-woma­n-shoots-kills-intruder-911-op­erators-okay-091106413.html

  • @ashinms i live in GB, pretty much only hunting rifles are permitted, handguns definitely aren't, nor are assault rifles or sub machine guns. I've been through this argument before, our stabbing rate is still lower than your gun crime. I'd also prefer any assailant to have a knife than a gun, it significantly increase my chances of running and/or surviving.

  • @Neylonx I didn't realize til I looked at your page. I'm not gonna try tell you anything about your country, but here in DC, last year, pistols were legalized. Our crime rates went down

    to it's ten year low. The numbers of criminals with guns stayed about the same, due to the fact that most already had pistols that they had acquired illegally. So far as your last sentence, I would rather defend myself from an assailant with a gun. So.....

  • @ashinms The problem with the US is that guns have been legal for so long, and laws are so varied, that a ban would probably simply empower criminals, thats probably true.

    however would you still say guns are necessary even if the US is like the UK in that guns have always been strictly controlled, and very small minority of people have them?

  • @Neylonx crime has risen in the UK with more gun control. do some research

  • @daytonafreakboy Specify whether or not it's gun crime or not then

  • @daytonafreakboy

    Correlation implies causation, right?

  • @GodOfTheInternets I love guns but you make a good point

  • @daytonafreakboy You do some logic, everyone having guns and being able to buy them obviously increases the easiness of crime.

    And also you relate to crime in general, crime in general has nothing to do with having no guns.

    Your argument is invalid.

  • @TheOmegaLegacy slight problem with your argument would be that statistics/reality contradict the conclusions you have drawn based on your personal bias.. restrictions on lawful gun ownership have only impact law abiding citizens, criminals still have guns. the effect on crime rates? all been well documented, regardless of any opinion

  • @daytonafreakboy I don't care about the technical shit. It is as simple as this: the ability to purchase a gun makes it easier to commit crimes like bank robbery because knives wouldn't be as effective. Without guns like here, the majority of criminals have restrictions because they can only use knives and other non firearm weapons.

  • @TheOmegaLegacy try to resist your programming you liberal faggot. i wouldnt need a gun to make you suck my cock dry.

  • @asssface2000 wow what a retard you must be

  • @xLegionFiREx nope.  im no liberal. i can see beyond the 2 party lie.

  • @asssface2000 I guess your an American idiot who thinks guns help your country

  • @TheOmegaLegacy citizens own guns SUBJECTS do not. guess we know what you are. did the queen give you permission to be on the interwebs?

  • @asssface2000 But what the heck is the point in owning a gun? I can see using it to hunt animals for fun, shooting for fun. But keeping one in your pocket just in case you get robbed which is very unlikely.

    And it makes the scale of committing crimes bigger, you wouldn't rob a bank with a knife, but you could with a gun.

  • @TheOmegaLegacy your ignorance knows no bounds. i keep a fire extinguisher in my kitchen and one in my car, although a fire is unlikely its smart to be prepared.

    And the idea that an otherwise good, law abiding person would suddenly rob a bank because they hold a gun in thier hand is beyond stupid.

    Plenty of banks and stores and persons have been robbed, raped, and killed by knives so dont be naive.

  • @asssface2000

    You can't compare a fire extinguisher to a gun. A fire extinguisher is there to prevent trouble by getting rid of it. A gun doesn't prevent trouble but only makes it worse. Even if that person who you are threatening because he assaults/robs you, would you really shoot him? it would only escalate the crime and in some cases give the crook what he wants which is attention..

  • @TheOmegaLegacy automobiles kill more people than firearms, by far. using your logic - really need to put more energy into banning automobiles.. NO MORE CARS!!!

  • @daytonafreakboy The thing is, cars facilitate a necessary part of mordern society. Guns don't.

  • @AresExodus they do in a free society. slave.

  • @AresExodus speaking for everyone? i hope no one hurts any of the women, elderly or infirm among your loved ones.

  • @daytonafreakboy But guns are designed to kill people and cars are not. Use your fucking logic and work out that if it takes a few weeks to buy and get a firearms license they can commit crimes higher in scale than without...

  • @TheOmegaLegacy you seem a bit dense- outlaw guns, and only outlaws will have guns. guns do not commit crimes, criminals do.

  • @daytonafreakboy, that's fucking stupid. That's like saying marriage is leading cause of divorce.

  • @Halocuber or like saying guns are responsible for crime. i agree

  • @TheOmegaLegacy lol omg are you gay. i really hope that some nasty fucker rapes and kills you so just before you die you might finally get it.

  • @TheOmegaLegacy Good trolling.

  • @daytonafreakboy crime in the uk has risen with immigration lol

    i love how everybody carefully chooses to ignore the 90%-percent-factor in these issues

  • @spitzbubezumquadrat should have kept your firearms. criminals have them. maybe instead of passing gun laws - could have passed immigration laws.

  • @Neylonx but i would still rather have a gun myself when faced with a knife or gun wielding assailant. Cars still kill and injure more people in a 1 week than firearms do in a whole year :)

  • ha ha, the joke is that hollow points that don't fragment would be recalled

  • Love how the 2 top comments contradict each other :D

  • way better than the news

  • I don't always watch the news, but when I do, I make sure its TheOnion.

  • @bulldogtheblacksmith Are you by any chance retarded? The Onion is famous for making parody/comedy news reports, not "propaganda". And the videos has nothing to do with taking away the second amendment anyway.

  • The police can use hollow point bullets..... Fuck the police!

  • This is Funny coming from "Onion News"! First....can't help but chuckle with the Bimbo straight face! Anyways..thanks

  • Yea those inferno bullets are really good! I use them all the time while hunting, cooks and guts the meat real fast!

  • holy shit i want inferno bullets :)

  • You know if there is a intruder in my house at 4am while they family(babies) and I are asleep. I am going to assume since the intruder broke in that he is there to kill me or the babies. I WILL USE THE BEST HOLLOW POINT AVAILABLE TO STOP HIM IN HIS TRACKS... Say he has a knife and you shoot him with the smaller bullets, it will only take about 2-3 more seconds for him to run to you and stick you with the knife. You want him stopped in his tracks before he kills you.

  • ROFL! I almoste fell for it;D This was fucking funny

  • Wtf i hope de police watch this video because there are sum potential murderers here....

  • i NEED those inferno rounds!!! lol

  • Remember when you could simply watch stuff on the internet without listening to AT&T's bullsh*t commercials? That was a nice time.

  • @Threeshammy

    I suppose you've never heard of adBlock plus.

  • Hollow point DO NOT go all the way thru a body. LIBERAL HOGWASH

  • @technopoptart i really hope your joking, cause if not, your an idiot, i can guarantee you that there are ALOT of dead ass mother fuckers out there that will tell otherwise

  • @needmydatsun hollow-points are designed to fold up and stay * usually* in the body so they dont go into a person standing behind them. That said a high powered round at close range could go "thru -n- thru"

  • @technopoptart as long as you know that, im just tired of people who think that some bullets are less effective than others because of caliber, or bullet type etc etc. not saying your one of those people though, but they are out there

  • @technopoptart It's The Onion. It's fake news. They're just kidding.

  • lol omg :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))­)

  • Ya i know this is the dumbest shit I have ever seen on youtube.

  • what the fuck what is this shit i hope this is a joke

  • LOL

  • this was stupid and not real. People that put stuff up like this are complete idiots.

  • @Danielshorsemanship lol you dumb fuck

  • @Danielshorsemanship i think you might be lost. this part of youtube isn't meant for you. this is the funny ha ha part.

  • Oh hell yea, a fucking funny one too

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  • "Those people over at Steel Hawk outta be shot in the face in front of their families." LOL!

  • its understable that people would think its real, its meant to look real, it may be obvious to you

    it can help people to see the bullshit within all the mainstream news

    quit the snobbery

  • Watching these videos and reading the comments have led to to conclude that 50% of people on Earth are retarted or dumbfucks.

  • is this the proper news in america or a comedy?

  • @MrJammyeye What a stupid question, you really can't figure that out yourself? The Onion is a world renowned and trustworthy news source. Fox News is our biggest comedy program.

  • @MrJammyeye  both

  • Smh frst time watching this its obvious its faek. But why don't some of you guys tin the same?

  • American`s are so stupid.

  • Are you people retarded? This is a joke. It's supposed to be funny, I wish I could shoot you in the face in front of your families.

  • sounds like that guy shouldent even have a gun shoot them infront of there familys wtf

  • Inferno bullets sound hilarious.

  • @sliffer1791 Bingo.

  • my kind of sales man ill give him another chance

  • lmao...when i first saw this a long time ago i was like WTF is this crap!?!...but i have since found out that the Onion is fake lmao...this was the very first vid i ever saw from the Onion cuz it caught my attention lol :)...good job--01:19 Inferno Bullets and the guys face lmao funny stuff!

  • its just a bullet...

  • @coolrene1

    Nr1: It's just a joke.

    Nr2: If this was real, it's not just a bullet. The shape of a bullet is extremely important.

  • THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • those guys should get shot in the face in front of there families lmfao

  • That's a 9mm or a .40 cal. Not a .223. Just saying.

  • start a small fire when you shoot them.

  • @entts This is a spoof, it's not real. What a fucking moron you are.

  • @lb8068 I agree this guy is a dumb fuck. This has got to be the dumbest shit I have ever seen on youtube.

  • @stainless1911 Yeah, locked up after they've killed their innocent victim amirite?

  • It's a anti-gun propaganda video in very poor taste

  • @bulldogtheblacksmith Are you stupid or something? This isn't propaganda of any kind. It's just supposed to be funny. Nothing more, nothing less.

  • @Vendrof if you truly believe that then you are the stupid one. you and people like you are part of the reason anti-gun people get away with what they do. the idea is to make propaganda seem "funny" and "Harmless" so that when you slap people with the real agenda of actually taking away the second amendment they won't see it coming till it is to late

  • This is FUNNY!

  • I love that they animate the body screaming at the inferno bullets XD

  • Is this a joke? Seriously

  • ....

    This leave me with feeling that I cannot express here.

    [cencered]

  • @entts oh shut the fuck up

  • @entts When he is still shooting at you and your family, or if you are the police, and he's shooting at you and your officers, do you want him down fast, or slow? Nobody wants to kill people, those who do, are already locked up, or are eventually going to be.

  • @entts Just because you haven't been sufficiently mocked:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • @entts I hope you aren't being serious, for the sake of your mental health.

  • @entts

    No, you're the idiot for not getting that this show just jokes about everything.

  • @entts *sigh*

  • @entts No, you seem to be the only one retarded enough to believe this is real. Also, try turning off the capslock key when making a comment, it only further proves you are a moron.

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU LAUGHED WHEN HE SAID SMALL AS A PLUM! I Mean, Shit........ PLUMS ARE BIG ASS SHIT

  • I love the onion buy I agree with wtfdude..... Anyway, hollow points are moade to stay in the body, not explode out of the body. This is for self defense purposes. The hollow point expands on impact, making sure that all of the kinetic energy of the shot gores into the target. This is also a safety measure as these projectiles will not penetrate as far as other rounds. /so if it hits an attacker or if it misses and hits a wall, it is less likely to keep going and possibly hitting someone else.

  • Lmfao beating with spiked clubs hahahahahahaha

  • I get it. This is the Onion. It's a joke.

    I still hate what it signifies though.

    The idea that gun owners are barbarians who don't care about lives of other.

    The vast majority of gun ownership is for sport or self defense.

    Yes criminals will have them. They will have them whether or not they are legal.

    Don't hate the gun. Hate the people who threaten our lives or those we love and force us to use them.

  • Wtf Weird part of youtube

  • My fist hint is when she said the word victim. I don't know about you folks but if I shoot someone they would be the suspect not a victim. Then again I wouldn't be a victim, i would be an intended victim.

  • @7005r Brb, raping someone in self defense.

  • I thought this was real for about 30 seconds