Mad TV - Dane Cook!

[philjay666]

i wonder how much people would laugh at a roast of rabbys and yews in general.

but then again its illegal..

hmm,, i wonder how its not illegal to crack jokes about christianity in a "christian country" but it is however illegal to make "anti semitic remarks" in a "non semitic" country. Talk about fucked up.

[realsalenafandude13]

Latley in skool iv been saying IM JESUS BOOM xD

[RushIsMyLifeFool]

loavessss and FISHES!!! lmao soooo jokess

[1victoriag]

That just happened...DEAL WITH IT!lmao! xD

[SecularTechnology]

Homer put some dan close on.

[LALAKERS8]

MACGRUBER

[armand0]

thumbs up if jesus gave you miraculous banana split.

[WhiteXboxes]

Yeah, that just happened. Deal with it.

Lmao

[jadeperkins11]

@weirdguy75 jesus was nailed to the cross with lumber and nails. duh haha

[warsilver99]

keegan michael key!!!!!!

[weirdguy75]

can someone explain the 20% off joke? I don't get it.

[maluko2]

It was said b4 but...Dane Cook is the nickelback of comedy

[rrpauldoran]

@maluko2

hahaha soooo true!!!

[BlueRazor69]

So much funnier then Dane Cook

[FireAlarm]

LMAO his impression of Dane is DEAD FUCKING ON!

[NastiNikki91]

@FireAlarm yes lol

[ColorsBright]

@FireAlarm MadTv Dane Cook >>>>>>>>>>> Dane Cook

[TonyShneeble]

my sis would hate this she's a huge dc fan

[weirdguy75]

Jesus is nothing but a joke so I found this especially funny

[jspark14]

i love dane cook

but this is just like him lol

[Daniel128373]

Wow, this guy is funnier than the actual Dane Cook.

[Hakuru15]

HELL YES! DANE COOK! HELL YES!

[randomlylyrical]

haha brown church... must be Mormon

[JerichoDitch2]

Dane Cook - unfunny, no talent strutting ass...

[3wademiami]

@JerichoDitch2 That wasn't him you dumbass.

[WixkedLovy]

@3wademiami

Yeah, that obviuosly wasn't Dane Cook.But that's exactly how Dan Cook acts, like a asshole.

[3wademiami]

@WixkedLovy Are you JerichoDitch2?..No your not.I was talking with the stupid kid.

[WixkedLovy]

@3wademiami

Lol, I love how you make it sound like you were actually haing a conversation with someone and I interrupeted you. You wrote it on a comment list for everyone to see and everyone to comment on. If you want to have a private talk send a message.

[3wademiami]

@WixkedLovy If i wrote an @ sign to someone.It was intended for them.If their isn't an @ sign.It would be there for everyone.But it wasn't.So my comment was intended for one person which was @JerichoDitch2..You just don't have a life so read and bud in on everyone's comment...Nerds pssh

[WixkedLovy]

@3wademiami

Like I said before, if you didn't want anyone else to read it you could have sent a private message. Other then that it's there for all the world to read. Which is why ypoutube allows me to reply.

[3wademiami]

@WixkedLovy

Stop trying to turn things around.It's proven that you have no life.I exposed you bad.And their isn't any way for you coming back.GET A LIFE.That's it loser

[WixkedLovy]

@3wademiami

I love how you're argument is just "Get a life", you have nothing to add but that. I

could be a fucking serial killer who kills people on youtube who get mad when people don't like it when I reply to them.

There, that's what I do for a living.

[3wademiami]

@WixkedLovy

Keep on lying over the internet.That's the only thing your ever to be great at.And you act like my only sentence to you is Get A Life... Comprehend and figure out the whole sentence you stupid Middle School dropout. Dam, your mom should of had an abortion instead of having a dumbass that just wastes air on people who actually needs to breathe.

[WixkedLovy]

@3wademiami

Wow, that's the most creative insult i have ever seen. No one in the world has ever come up with a better insult, ever, in the history of time. Who would' ve guessed that someone on Youtube would have thought up with a never to be used before insult. You sir are very creative.

(This entire comment was sarcastic, a rhetorical device of using a characterization of something or someone in order to express contempt)

I learned that word in 5th grade, yet still know Dane cook sucks.

[3wademiami]

@WixkedLovy I didn't read shit.I done roasted you and like i said theirs no way for you to come back.I don't Givez no fuck of what your saying nerd.

[WixkedLovy]

@3wademiami

Well, as long as you keep on replying to me, I'm going to keep replying to you. See I'm 14 years old, and I don't have to have a life until next year. So i have all the time in the world, except 7:00am to 2:40 pm. I'm in school then.

[3wademiami]

@WixkedLovy Wow You don't have a life and you in high school?Your a nerd.When i was in high school i was pullin bitches.You just take your life to the internet .thats it.Lol.Your so pathetic..I dont even need to diss you.You dissed yourself.haha loser

[WixkedLovy]

@3wademiami

First of all I'm not "Pulling bitches" because I'm a girl and not interested in guys. Second of all I'm not suprised that's how you were in high school, I had a feeling you failed and became nothing.

[3wademiami]

@WixkedLovy I'm in my last year of high school.And i got accepted into UF.Yup,i'm going to be nobody.lol.Shut ur dumbass up.You prolly in a pissy mood cuz it your time of month anyway

[3wademiami]

@WixkedLovy I'm in my last year of high school.And i got accepted into UF.Yup,i'm going to be nobody.lol.Shut ur dumbass up.You prolly in a pissy mood cuz it your time of month anyway u lesbian

[WixkedLovy]

@3wademiami

Lol, I must admit I'm surprised anyone is accepted you in their college with your terrible grammer and spelling.

[3wademiami]

@WixkedLovy Im sorry.This is youtube.Not school.And if anyone is here checking grammar.Kill urself real talk.If that was the greatest comeback u can think of to me.Thank u and i just Xposed u like dog nuts.haha no life hoe

[WixkedLovy]

@3wademiami

You're basically like every black guy in my school, and that's not racist becuase I'm black. So your'e words don't phase me at all. You're just repeating everything I heard today.

[3wademiami]

@WixkedLovy

Oh ok.Everyday? haha

[WixkedLovy]

@3wademiami

Not on weekends.

[3wademiami]

@WixkedLovy Not on weekends because you don't leave your house with your no life ass.

[WixkedLovy]

@3wademiami

You're comment would've phased me on any other day, but I just watched "1 man and a Jar" so I'm still kinda freaked out by that mind blowing video of disturbingness.

[3wademiami]

@WixkedLovy

If that was suppose to be a diss. That must of really been the wackest comebacks i have ever heard. Just please shut up. Your making your no life ass look even dead.

[ThePhil1y]

@WixkedLovy i apologize for whoever this retard is ruining ur youtube experience. he had no right to call you a loser or tell you to go kill yourself. all of us youtubers arent like that.

[Starvenus4900]

lmaoooo @ when he trips and then says "WOW, that just happened, that just happened, Deal with it!"

[Bootel1794]

soooo accurate

[ChewyTWY]

better than the actual dane cook

[wtfuwanthaha]

every other man is kneeling!! hahaha

[kaptinkrunch47]

Umm wtf is with that naked homer simpson?

[rickydan1985]

come naked and be ashamed of your bodies! lol

[dmcadik]

"Jesus Christ-and what a pleasure it is to say that without first lookin into the donation basket." LMAO!

[cupcake72443692]

you guys are now all officially my myspace friends! hahaha lol!

[sgtdoom999]

Ike plays a better Dane Cook then Dane Cook plays Dane Cook.

[ryuuk96]

The Jew is unimpressed.

XD

[peaceloveandrock1]

LOL i'm a dane cook fan and he was EXACTLY like him

[jonaslover4ever7x3]

This sucked. And I'm not just saying that cuz I love dane cook. That was horrible

[CDTheHedgehog]

Woooooow this is just a mockery of Dane Cook.

retarded shit.

[HelloBro111]

They tried to hard silly Dane haters

[Marcus27596]

you see how he ran into the room like a faggot, and the microphone just came out of kno were like it came out of his ass or somethin lol

[youfuckinsuck1000]

at the do it center

[heartlauren]

i'd be like BOOM, banana split, right there." LOL.

[MsChuChi101]

@heartlauren OMG that was like soo funny!

[lilHippo]

willard had me rolling when he said "jesus christ with out looking at the donation basket"

[MydniteDaun]

LMfao he actually sounds and looks like Dane Cook..

[DarkTowerTube]

T'was funny

[grrrr17]

this wasn't a very funny sketch, not because religious people think everything is controversial, but it never got it's 'funny' up and going. kinda stale humor.

[fizeliz2010]

not funny.

[xRezeilex]

This was not even remotely funny in the slightest. Mad TV should really make better skits that don't involve making fun of people's faith like this. I found it offensive. And people trying to defend this are just looking to attack people who have strong religious faith. Don't. Instead, grow up and learn to accept people for the way they are. Let's just leave it at that. :)

[HowToGetFreebies]

@xRezeilex I'm religious and I found this hilarious. I don't think it was meant to make anyone feel bad about what they believe. I never once felt offended and religion can be a pretty touchy subject for me. I think maybe you read into this too much.

[LovelesEntertainment]

@xRezeilex Noone's faith was made fun of you overly sensitive pussy. Watch it over and NAME ONE TIME your faith has been assaulted. As far as I could see they made unfunny jew jokes -not- a faith joke, homosexual jokes, pedophillia jokes, jokes about old dresses BUT NOT a faith based one. Man I want to punch your pussy ass.

[weirdguy75]

@xRezeilex get the cross out of your ass and take a joke

[TheLetterQwerty]

@xRezeilex Well maybe this is just the way people at MadTV are, so I guess we should accept it.

[awakeskes88]

@TheLetterQwerty DEAL WITH IT !

[TheLetterQwerty]

@awakeskes88 O_O....I think I missed something. Are you telling me to deal with the person I replied to or the video? Because I'm perfectly fine with the video.

[potterbond]

@xRezeilex this was hilarious. im catholic, and i found this to be totally funny. they're called jokes. lighten up alittle and learn to laugh.

[MEareCAT]

Haha at the end "and by looking at the crowd that shouldn't be hard to do!"

Oh yeah and Dane Cook is annoying :/

[enix165]

The part that wasn't Dane Cook wasn't that good, but...the Dane Cook bit is exactly how I see him. Only it was actually funny. XD

[babigurl745]

he actually does an amazing impression of dane cook.

[MrFoshobro]

An unfunny, pathetic comedic sketch n' stab at christanity. Are there any similar sketches that make fun of Jews, Muslims, or other religions.  If so, let's get them on here so we can all share in laughing at each others religion. Stupid ass S#*#T!!!

[aggradef]

@MrFoshobro

Cry more

[aggradef]

@MrFoshobro

"Are there any similar sketches that make fun of Jews, Muslims, or other religions."

I mean, really, did you not watch this? This specific sketch did exactly that, excluding any other sketches. And it hardly made fun of Christianity to begin with.

Acting like a sobbing faggot baby over nothing is a really great way to gain respect. Good job.

[MrFoshobro]

@aggradef are you a Christian? And my last question to you is what specific religion besides Christians and Jews did this skit make fun of?

[wafflz777]

@MrFoshobro thats stupid. it made more fun of other religions and people than it did christianity or God. and even if it didnt you should get a sense of humor. its a joke stupid. im a christian and i thought this was funny. do you think that makes you better than us just because you found it offensive? cuz it doesn't. learn how to laugh.

[MrFoshobro]

@wafflz777 what does me thinking I'm better have to do with anything ... don't see your point here. I've cautiously laughed at skits making fun of christians, but this one is just not funny. It may look like an over reaction but take the braoder view and you begin to see a larger trend .. of attacks at christians as "OK". 92% of this skit is aimed at Christians. I ask you to try and do this skit 92% about Muslims or Jews. It ain't going to fly over so well .. or am i wrong?

[gongoozler18]

lol! that was a funny impersonation of that stupid, lousy douche. Dane Cook is annoying as hell. He's not funny so I don't know he is so popular these days. he looks retarded when tries to be funny on stage.

[FourKayRisten]

"He was like, LOAVES AND FISHES! LOAVES AND FISH-ES!" hahaha hilarious

[bookfreak44]

IKES SMOKIN'!!!

[travisforencich]

lol homer



[abSOULuteD]

Should have made a roast of COACH HINES!

[krayzeejojo]

@abSOULuteD Exactly. Nothing like watching Hines get offended and irate, then crying about it while he threatens himself LOL

[knotightul]

The first 4 minutes and 42 seconds were Great! and then that ass came in...I dont think this skit should be called Dane Cook

[sano0311]

Connecting Jesus with commercial.

[barbie123123]

Is ather that a young dane cook or someone is trying to be him,cause hell that dun look lik him :P

[NeverAloneForever]

@barbie123123 Obviously, not since this is Mad tv and the jokes are a hyberbole of Mr. Cook . . . in an obvious way.

[thebestofsopherboys]

Before this skit was made I always thought Ike Baronholtz looked like Dane Cook.

[Babygirl91996]

omfg...that was perfect

[LittleChelly]

I love Dane Cook but this was soo funny lmfao. It does sound a bit like him =]

[blueballsredhair]

@LittleChelly You're really going to make it hard for anyone to take anything you say seriously if you continue to let people know that you find Dane Cook funny.

[oxBaileyxo]

"SHUT UP, I'M JESUS" *BOOM*

[awestruck678]

tell me whos in the house!!! j-c lol

[xtraflo]

Wish more folks would fuck with this guy some more - how the hell did anyone think he was funny?

[clipsryan]

@xtraflo I have no clue. I saw his comedy central debute and it was embarassing. All I was thinking (before I knew about his joke stealing) was that this guy is a fucking Jim Carrey wanna be.

[dantej32]

lumber and nails 20% off haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[mrhjio88]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[tangoseven70]

one of my favorite skits

[justletmeinto677]

Lol

[lilmike398]

That was GREAT!!

[EliteAssassin8]

Jesus Christ! XD

[GeekyMex]

That just happened DEAL WITH IT!!!

[AlienMomProductions]

hahah he's so good!

[MydniteDaun]

BOOM! banana split. ...Right there. _raised eyebrow_ SOOOO mcuh like the actual Dane Cook XD

[rockmyxbox]

5:16 - 5:24 and 5:30 - 5:35 LOL

[lildashmizz]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­ahahahahahahahaa lol

[Dg2811live]

that's hard i like dane cook :p

[ShavanaSalas]

Close but No Cigar.

[clipsryan]

I love how Fred makes simple corney jokes while thinking the jokes need to be described. He's so good at that and I gotta say that this was the only time I actually laughed at "Dane Cook".

[XxIced0utxX]

Homer running across the screen naked made the video

[plutosarrow]

lol i love how jelous people get because they cant be as funny as dane cook

[QAZ4309]

HAHHaHaHHAHAAAAAAAA! spot on! that is hilarious lol

[nerdswithattitude5]

snl or mad tv?

[KryptoniteCondom93]

BOOM! banana split right there!

[Jeminar101]

Great impersonation. But Dane is christian

[facundolucasbrandan]

@Jeminar101 no he is catholic

[hermanessences]

@facundolucasbrandan Catholicism is a branch of Christianity, but don't tell anyone...

[TheSentimental97]

is reverend allowed to have sex?

[MoviManATL]

@TheSentimental97 Yes, ministers are allowed to have sex, not priests.

[TheSentimental97]

@MoviManATL thanx man youve changed my life

[MoviManATL]

@TheSentimental97 No problem...I also heal the sick on Wednesdays and raise the dead on Fridays for a small fee.

[yebber1]

THY NEIGHBOR'S SON!!!!! ROFL PRIEST!

[5iv3z]

this is fuked up

[MasterMagician97]

Go Dane Cook!

[jas16899]

dain cook is the funniest guy so shut up u guys r jealous because stop bill hicks died n dane cook made money instead thats right more money than ur dum ass n david cross is just a bitter a hole that hates were havin FUN so FUCK YOU

[fawkthescene666]

shut up im jesus, boom!

[mcool135]

Father How can you tell if your congregation is gay every other man is nealing

[AcousticXChick]

Great Impersonation!!

[sk8raustin2]

wtf that guy sucked. worst impersonation of dane cook ever

[Szaam]

"Did that just happen? Did that just happen, deal with it."

XD

[3daysgraceluver1995]

haha that was funny.. good impersonation :)

[leerey14]

R.I.P MADtv

[mcool135]

@leerey14 Dude u suck this dane cook impersonation wasnt good the people on the episode was funny besides dane cook But MADTV didnt die u just dont know funny faggot

[leerey14]

@mcool135 rofl troll

[mcool135]

@leerey14 How is that being a troll but dont reply to this cuz ur acting gay

[leerey14]

@mcool135 how is that being troll? are you serious? i mean your obviously pissed about something and like the thing i dont understand with retards like you is that you watch this video for what reason again? then talk shit on it and try to start fights online its like what family member molested you when you were young. the worst part of it is is that you have no idea about madtv but you act like you know hilarious dude gotta give it to you i laughed at that response and your life for agood hour

[mcool135]

@leerey14 No Comment you made no since so yea =\

[leerey14]

@mcool135 wow nice typing bro, huge retard here me 1 you 0 owned another retard

[mcool135]

@leerey14 it's called making sentences short Retard

[leerey14]

@mcool135 eh i think its called just being a retard online

[oJUDAYALo]

HAHAHA!!

[ninjatrix123]

lol Thats not Dane Cook. good impersonation though

[softlyserenademe]

all lumber and nails will be 20% off omg that is priceless...

[Alice120ily]

what's with the hair!? wig to much maybe, but he is funny:DDD

[jimmy20i0]

whats today again.... oh a roast of the crown prince of assholes, jesus fucking christ lmao. oh the nails dig thru my soul. lobes and fishes..

lobes... and fishes

hell awaits you fuckin fucks. who needs this shit

[RccEgan]

Wtf

[DriedGooshies]

Lol the man who plays the priest was on Roseanne! He was a part of a hilarious series there.

[amazing189]

the guy at 5:30ish looks exactly like tim howard!!!!!!!!!

[pikachuthesquirtle]

homer. XD

[Jal1515]

i hope everyone knows that's not Dane Cook

[kelsey93534]

hahahahahahahaha his look at 5:21

[Heathbar125]

wow perfect impression

[greenpatrick125]

@daniellisamoviestar Your comment seems to have no connection with my comment.

[hidan12341]

lol look at the people behind him they just looked disterbed

[bambaraba]

omg! he's like his clone xD

[SuperMarinello]

Dane Cook is crazy:)))

[mike3667]

Sounds just and looks almost exactly like Dane Cook

[kissbooty99]

this guy is gay!

[terriermaxx]

@kissbooty99 hes not gay. he like girls and is just acting like that for the show

[greenpatrick125]

Theres 5 times more sexual abuses in Protestant churches than in Catholic ones. Just wanted to share.

[kjp3793]

i assure you this IS in fact dane cook. though he may not look the same, no one, not even an actor, could impersonate dane cook's terrible comedic performance....XD

[STMclassic]

i cant tell if that was him or not o.O

[zeekmykitty]

lol jo koy and dane cook xD

[wakamachulet]

thou shall not covet thy neighbor`s son ahahaha