On December 24 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning a young 14 year old boy was found dead by the name of Scott Jackson doctors couldn't come up with the cause of death his mother checked his emails to see if she could find out what happened turns out he was still signed into myspace she found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt post a chain letter if you don't repose this to six other videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight sorry don't wanna die
I seriously don't believe anyone can mimic a Scottish accent correctly unless you're actually native to Scotland, I've heard thousands try to mimic it over the years, and none have managed to perform it correctly, people often say it's one of the hardest accents to ever get right if you're not a native of Scotland.
Yo how ru getting that voice
LucyboyePwns 5 hours ago
Why am I not shurprished you piece of shit!!
Schmoxmeist 6 days ago
"Say that after the game..." badass!
Jokkelajnen 1 week ago
This guys impersonation is hysterical!
kingbooger94 1 week ago
omg the funniest annoying black ops video ever
TWIZTEDxICP666 1 week ago
recon recon recon ?
billydakid3 1 week ago
THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT MORE SEAN CONNERY SHOW?? :D
snitcher23 1 week ago
You've gotta be kidding me! Two Best Friends Play is the only good show Machinima has right now
warmaker911 2 weeks ago
was expecting soundboard, got terrible imitation.
PhalkonZ 2 weeks ago
Accent isnt spot on at all LOL
nos0323 3 weeks ago
please make sean connery plays mw3 XDXD
Redzone685 4 weeks ago
The accent is terrible.
Purdonnnnn1873 1 month ago
I used to give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother lasht night.
ThePissyNoob 1 month ago
Easily my favorite.
LoNeVaM 1 month ago
i penetraded your mother with my valkyri rocket
JVA1995 1 month ago
...perfect in every way...O.e
Cypher785 1 month ago
what 125-56 uhhhhh 69! your mothers favorite number,jr! LOL
Sharpshot5566 1 month ago
Come on, who hasn't gone through a match talking like Sean Connery?
ShadowSoldior 1 month ago
@ShadowSoldior Me
WingedCavalier 3 weeks ago
@WingedCavalier Then I feel bad for you, son.
I'VE DONE 99 IMPRESSIONS AND PLAYED A MATCH WITH EACH ONE!
ShadowSoldior 3 weeks ago
@ShadowSoldior Wow
WingedCavalier 3 weeks ago
FF XII-2 looks awesome XD
IncredibleNodule 1 month ago
Charlie Sheen next
Zidubxx 1 month ago
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iHackYourAcccount 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
i was actually really bummed before i went on the computer, glad to know i can always go here to get a laugh haha
KevinVincent80 1 month ago
ignore the comments and GO!!! TO PART 2!!!
CrazyVideoGameLover 1 month ago
Oh dude please message me your gamertag and I will love you forever <3 You can join my parties as Sean Connery
epiclaracroft 1 month ago
red october standing by
maartenvdvegt 1 month ago
what does 125-56=
69 your mother favorite number JR!
snitcher23 1 month ago
I LOVE JESUSS
cooldarren97 1 month ago
this is only funny for people who dont know who sean connery is
loveboork 1 month ago
he sounds like darth vader on crack!!!!! lol
prettieboi68 1 month ago
@pwnzerdrone3000 Lmao
legitsoldier901 1 month ago
Your girlfriend used the UAV to find your penis. Hahaha
legitsoldier901 1 month ago
@legitsoldier901 couldn't find it cause it had ghost on
pwnzerdrone3000 1 month ago in playlist Funny
The laugh at 2:43
cameljuice20 1 month ago
I wish it was like that all the time. Then I would have kept playing it.
Judgementxxx 1 month ago
Holy shit that was hilairious!!! "I'm think I'm gonna pee!" roflmfao
legitsoldier901 1 month ago
whats 125 - 56
69
your mother favorite number jr
ha ha ha
snitcher23 1 month ago
I liked it when machinima used to actually show machinima.
SupermarketsRevil 1 month ago
i coulda watched this all day!!!
aaaassseeeffggdff 1 month ago
that's no soundboard
CALLOFDUTYPLAYR 1 month ago
Sad. Doesnt sound like him
WakeUpDummies 1 month ago
i love that laugh hahahahhaha
MrScales88 1 month ago
Well at least they all had a good sense of humor about it, except for that last kid.
PiroMunkie 1 month ago
this guy is on my friends list!!!
zippoduh13 1 month ago
hahahahahahhahah funniest viedo ive seen in a year
noscoper777 1 month ago
2:44 Sounds like a bunch of mice. lol
Ananimass 1 month ago
why cant i get in a lobby like this.. :/
1234knightster 1 month ago
i had to pause this atleast 20 times because i couldnt stop laughing
SaudShams 1 month ago
wat does the sog stand for ?
it stands for sucking on gonads thts wat your mother does all day XDDDDD i laughed my ass of at that
ben10freak101 1 month ago
JR
TheLighter4 1 month ago
Heavy weapons guy plays Black Ops.
ChunderThunder1 1 month ago
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I used a spy plane to record me and your mother having sex last night, jr! XD
funnyman25able 1 month ago
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funnyman25able 1 month ago
2:36 made me piss myself
Darknessgta4 1 month ago
the reactions lol
Darknessgta4 1 month ago
@UtrechetCitizen O-o? What grade?
changkitty 1 month ago
make more vids like this XD with the same voice XDXD jr
Redzone685 1 month ago
im sick and tired of this fucking prototype 2 ad. yes yes we get it your game sucks so youre over promoting it
krey1026 1 month ago
Nice quality
xJoeScopes 1 month ago
I was weak when he said be quiet JR I don't want to talk to someone wearing Pampers!
Dylanmg420 1 month ago
XD Funny AS HELL!!!
2000misvideos 1 month ago
i was rollin when he said he penetrated his mom with his valkyrie rocket lmfao
mrhendrixfan123 2 months ago
SOunds nothing like Sean connery
BarryBadBoyMunn 2 months ago
@BarryBadBoyMunn you're right. sounds more like the guy who did an impersonation of sean connery on SNL
CRIMS0NKANE 2 months ago
@CRIMS0NKANE yeah! :)
straitkilla7 2 months ago
god, Machinima will give any one a show these days
DanOfAwsome 2 months ago
@DanOfAwsome yup. beats having nothing but arby n the chief doesnt it?
CRIMS0NKANE 2 months ago 29
@CRIMS0NKANE cheif is better than arbiter
13justinbeberisgay 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
please do a christopher walken play's MW3
TheAusman101 2 months ago
This was fucking hilarious. the voice just made it funny as hell
theangrywaffle1 2 months ago
good material, bad sean connery accent lol
whoanowai 2 months ago
-I'm Going to pee myself!
-Just like this little boy pees his race car bed
Hahahahahaahaha
TJD248 2 months ago 33
sounds absolutely nothing like sean connery.
drealgrin 2 months ago
my ribs my fucking ribs
MrMatrixElite 2 months ago
I penetraded your mother with my VALKRYIE ROCKET LOL
blesyl67 2 months ago
the accent is terrible.....
Abalaea24 2 months ago
thish game is sho shweet
SuperNinja221 2 months ago
My dick is like a sentry gun, auto aim and rapid fire
KoreanBlackJack 2 months ago
Witty retort= effective
Witty retort with Sean Connery voice= SUPER EFFECTIVE
40Pacino 2 months ago
why did these halo shit come up 4 the ad when its cod >.<
koutabear 2 months ago
I was dying after the valkyerie rocket part
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MrThundergod94 2 months ago
@MrThundergod94 That's usually what happens when they hit you! LOL ;D
brandonc8892 2 months ago
@brandonc8892 Lol I see what you did there
MrThundergod94 2 months ago
1:55 "Hahahaha... I love you."
TheAudioRemedy 2 months ago
Classic
NobleChiefVideos 3 months ago
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On December 24 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning a young 14 year old boy was found dead by the name of Scott Jackson doctors couldn't come up with the cause of death his mother checked his emails to see if she could find out what happened turns out he was still signed into myspace she found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt post a chain letter if you don't repose this to six other videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight sorry don't wanna die
iiShOcKiNgxP 3 months ago
Now if he does arnolda swazinager I'm gonna piss my pants
jackrock121 3 months ago
@jackrock121 'Normal Difficulty' did it. well worth a watch
MrDotdaniel 3 months ago
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LOL
thebadgeriscool 3 months ago
2:40
danteholmes99 3 months ago
super orhasm at 2:49
danteholmes99 3 months ago
that kid actually sounds like he's 8
Haloplaya2332 3 months ago
This is how pranks should be, not just annoying screams and whatnot.
Furaxxxxx 3 months ago
my head hurts from laughing to much, and i got tears in my eyes XD
subwayis666 3 months ago
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this guy cracks me up lol
55quickscope55 3 months ago 26
I was listening to my local radio station, and suddenly someone called in acting exactly like Sean Connery. Then i came back to this video.
SeymourMDM4 3 months ago
@UtrechetCitizen you showed these perverted jokes in class? Ima doubt that dumbass liar
LordAdam44 3 months ago
goddam little kids should be banned
chillaxer1993 3 months ago 3
@chillaxer1993 Like what age?
Th3R3alPr0 3 months ago
This is the most hilarious episode of good grief I have ever seen. I think I split my side.
41jayfeather 3 months ago
world's biggest shard after watching this video
mainehockeyfan2 4 months ago
Too many mom jokes, wasn't funny. Also doesn't sound enough like Sean Conneery.
Kom3tBrawl 4 months ago
I watched the Spongebob one and thought it sucked then I saw this one and I have to say it's a million times better than Spongebob Queerpants!
dynodope 4 months ago
My first name was named after Sean Conner and my Middle name after Harrison Ford.
thegamerman7 4 months ago
favorite.
postle4 4 months ago
waht episode was the race car bed joke introduced
azshenguy 4 months ago
Clean uour pee. I said that to a kid then he realized i was right. HAHAHAHA!!!
Frosty1898 4 months ago
Clean your pee
DFLOODyeaa 4 months ago
im going to plow all your mothers HAHAHAHA!!!!
i have to admit i like this guys voice
m0nkeybehavior 4 months ago
One of GG's best...
TheSolstice777 4 months ago
Lol awesome
cj89311 4 months ago
I died of laughter!!!
monazuki1 4 months ago
Stop fucking negative voting peoples shit then i cant see wut half u ppl are bitching at him for D:
MysteryMeat554 4 months ago
@makrillol no shot Sherlock, get a sense of humor u stupid piece of shit
bostonc335 4 months ago
I can't stop laughing
NostalgiaMayhem 4 months ago 2
@makrillol
Well, no shit..what have we got here a fuckin comedian.
GETxS0ME 4 months ago
That doesnt even sound like him, sorry you fail...
Makrillol 5 months ago
@Makrillol lol. you are the one whos failing, not him! idiot. lol
godsproject0 4 months ago
@godsproject0 it was funny as hell but it didnt really sound like sean, thats all im saying
Makrillol 4 months ago
@cpguygg12 you win retard of the day award, congratulations.
BER2ERKER 5 months ago
@cpguygg12 are you high or just full retard? obviously I spelled gay "wrong". dumbass. like I care what you think.
BER2ERKER 5 months ago
@machinima only sometimes do you get it right. I can do it pretty well. You just have to pronounce word he says as if they're spelled differently
Trashcansam123 5 months ago
@segano1 your right, unless your actually scottish there is no way you can truly perfect our accent, still its kool to see many at least try to :)
DaHnny94DMaHn 5 months ago
@DaHnny94DMaHn Frazer HInes does a pretty good Scottish accent (from Doctor Who xD)
MrClassicDoctorWho 5 months ago
gyay
BER2ERKER 5 months ago
@BER2ERKER You idiot. First, you spelled gay wrong. Second this is hilarious .
cpguygg12 5 months ago
Why cant you hear the guy whos playin?
sonicwarsX8 5 months ago
125- 56
bradsbigfan 5 months ago
omg thats fucking awesome
HopelessReminder 5 months ago
I penetrated your mother with my Valkyrie rocket. Lmao
MrClassicDoctorWho 5 months ago
make more videos of Sean Connery ! plz
andrewGhini 5 months ago
IM YOUR NEW FATHER NOW, NOW CLEAN YOUR OWN PEE!!!
wolverineweston 5 months ago
lol who wants 2 go cloud gaming with me!
NinjaRey205 5 months ago
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LadyGagasGirlfriend 5 months ago
hahaha i did this for like a month, just talking shit in a sean connery voice..i should have recorded it.
DesertSmeagle 5 months ago
i thought he said sucking on goat ass
CorningSkates 5 months ago
I penetrated your mother with my Valkyrie rockets.... Lmao
MrClassicDoctorWho 5 months ago
terrible voice.
napalmman420 5 months ago
Phineas and Ferb would be a lot better if they had Sean Connery as their father
cogamer319 5 months ago
ahahahahhahahahhhahhahahahahhahahaha
wtfd00d08 5 months ago
i fucking love it when little kids get on black ops cuz i love owning them and then they whine like fuck and its funny
LilJJ2432 5 months ago
That was great.
Freddie7191 6 months ago
I seriously don't believe anyone can mimic a Scottish accent correctly unless you're actually native to Scotland, I've heard thousands try to mimic it over the years, and none have managed to perform it correctly, people often say it's one of the hardest accents to ever get right if you're not a native of Scotland.
segano1 6 months ago
I thought he was Scottish?
DarkShad120 6 months ago
LOL thats a very poor Scottish accent.
Kuwabaraification 6 months ago
i shit my pants lieraly
thelostsparten 6 months ago
Race car beds are awesome.
uzay2000 6 months ago 104
@uzay2000 i had one shaped as one
imascatmanworld 3 months ago
If sean connery was at my front door i would bow before him and offer him the kid next doors mother
kwakuking 6 months ago
Its funny cause all of them live in their mothers basement
acenace24 6 months ago
the rooms i go to never have people with mics in them
TheNotSoLoneWanderer 6 months ago
Im Your New Father Clean YOur Pee
Areosmith28 6 months ago
fake...
MrEdvin55 6 months ago
@MrEdvin55 Just like your mom's tits
popguck 6 months ago
@MrEdvin55 ......no shit.
fallugaloog 6 months ago
lol
papadimitriouapostol 6 months ago
funny, that is all
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TheWaveCompleter 6 months ago
@TheWaveCompleter watching any spam is always a waste of time
1326351 6 months ago
237 people suck harder then the haze clan's mother
SaltyGamingInc 6 months ago
I get your mother under the covers and then its Rolling Thunder! hahaha
GermanTakeover 6 months ago 2
Did Anyone else notice that CrimsonKane was the same guy from " It's a jersey thing"?
AHRainman 6 months ago
@tharper1993
You never know.... I find it odd that you'd talk about a game like Pokemon while playing Call of Duty(which in my opinion is better then Pokemon).
Longhorn134158 6 months ago
this aint funny !
ready4weed 6 months ago
who the heck is that guy that puts finish him in every video
MrPieface009 6 months ago
@ImpulsesHD not really i mean where they say what happens in the video
PartyInMyPants428 6 months ago
god damn, cod is filled with kids ...
FOXeye95 6 months ago 2
@FOXeye95 it is but i am always in partys so i dont hear em
R1CKX2 6 months ago
@ImpulsesHD lol i knew it i was messing around!
SNaWxwizas 6 months ago
@ImpulsesHD What is it?
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S1L3N7xxBurdman 6 months ago
234 dislikes must be work of trebek
joshuascerriwwe 6 months ago
Why the fuck does he laugh like a bombast douche ?? i mean i fking lol'ed at first but it started getting boring later :S
gunslingerJK 6 months ago
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LawlessLawls 6 months ago