my villi caress your face, learning the soft curves of your cheeks, the bridge of the nose. i introduce my friends, a couple of belligerent stick figures. you seem bored and disengage from my hose station with a yawn, filling out the required forms as you rollercoaster stomach drop into the oblivious void of bliss at our feet, squaking like a wounded gull. the bridge is silent now, as mitochondria dance in the bellies of beasts below, the green, greasy stench rising to dance in my nostrils.
Howdy. I thought y'all was a goona have a fish-melt like what had in my video. Anyways I like that colored girls advice. Thanks and all the best - Judd Jugmonger
hahaha, "why do you want to delete your birth mom?" [from MySpace] My 17yo flamboyantly gay pink-haired son and I got the HUGEST kick out of that! I'm SO like, #4 on his MYSPACE and he's #1 on mine - how (un)fair is that!? Like - Mo-Om! I know if he did delete me, he would put me back. "It's personal!" :P
I don't get it.
bogdal5 4 months ago
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volacious 1 year ago
I smell your dads, and i smell a peice of shit...and YOU are clairvoying a pasta melt.
SHIT i'm clairvoying a total pasta melt
it kills me every time
cosmosman 1 year ago
my villi caress your face, learning the soft curves of your cheeks, the bridge of the nose. i introduce my friends, a couple of belligerent stick figures. you seem bored and disengage from my hose station with a yawn, filling out the required forms as you rollercoaster stomach drop into the oblivious void of bliss at our feet, squaking like a wounded gull. the bridge is silent now, as mitochondria dance in the bellies of beasts below, the green, greasy stench rising to dance in my nostrils.
hargaloogie 1 year ago
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hargaloogie 1 year ago
if tanyas the one with the squeaky voice, i <3 her
sucklingfatty 1 year ago
Howdy. I thought y'all was a goona have a fish-melt like what had in my video. Anyways I like that colored girls advice. Thanks and all the best - Judd Jugmonger
jugmongers 2 years ago
granted the purposes:
i would rent a hollywood fish and
feed it salt.
great gravy grand grooming guys!
morsebulb 2 years ago
pretentious? Yes. BUT VERY entertaining and funny. Such is "art".
conewells 2 years ago
moon beam and star beams
would
go down all over me
and everybody would like it
bjornwad 3 years ago 2
be my girlfriend, Tonyah.
Koko138 3 years ago
Great effect with the wall clothes birth moms....
Tedsuzan 3 years ago 5
i wouldnt let my mom add me on the space. she is not in the right dimension. like a conflicting axis. good stuff
nerdyxcore 4 years ago
Priceless!!! Oh, my...superb!
artemisbell 4 years ago 2
hahaha, "why do you want to delete your birth mom?" [from MySpace] My 17yo flamboyantly gay pink-haired son and I got the HUGEST kick out of that! I'm SO like, #4 on his MYSPACE and he's #1 on mine - how (un)fair is that!? Like - Mo-Om! I know if he did delete me, he would put me back. "It's personal!" :P
zialamonde 4 years ago 6
TOTALLY UMAZING!
all of them, lovin it!
ddbits4eva 4 years ago
the weaponry of dreams. plus it throws up 'how to cook pasta'. love it. x
calendarsongs 4 years ago 3
"And everybody would like it and I would just be the one definition of --- ROMANCE."
My fave quote. I mean .. MAYBE.
patrik4ever 4 years ago 3
You left me in such suspense with this illa-thrilla.
ellaxwhite 4 years ago 2