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  • this would've been interesting were it fucking relevant. why did youtube recommend this shit?

  • metric system ftw!

  • Duchebag

  • VPILF xDD

  • Sarah polin?

  • Shut up and go play soccer and mesure things in the metric system! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

  • Omg like bald!!

  • People still buy Palin's act. It's an act. Wake up!

  • "go play soccer and measure thing in the metric system"

    couldnt help laughing about that..

    Stupid Amerricani

  • sarah pollen. awesome.

  • lol, Sarah PAALIN!! :PP

  • Short hair Phil < Regular Phil

  • I miss the old intro

  • pulin.....oh, old sxephil <3

  • HAHA SPOILER ALERT PHIL SARAH PALINS A DUMB ASS

  • Future SXEPhil has sent me.

  • "Sarah Pah-Lin?" lol

  • how fucking awesome. toby's video (which i've already seen) is the ad before the video.

  • the ad at the beginning was gay.

  • democrate- jus how i grew up

  • Thumbs up if you saw this video in 2008!

  • Why this at the end of the stuff phill likes?

  • myspace lol

  • WHO ELSE GOT THE TOBY TURNER AD? TOBUSCUS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @NotoriousCorpse I watched it all :)

  • @NotoriousCorpse I went to wall-mart, walked over to hardware and found the doorknobs and..... THERE WAS NO TIME MACHINE.... ,unless it was hidden in the cat litter like knick knacks my lucky charms.

  • Oh Yes, Phil back when he was a douche bag.

  • 2008?

  • I've watched this 3 years ago!!

  • RON PAUL!

  • I like your pronunciation of Palin back then.

  • hahaha you hair!!!!

  • This isn't the video of the day.

  • pawlin

  • woah throwback.

  • lol i miss that intro

  • lulz

  • lolwut y is this here in the playlist

  • why is this on stuff phil likes. da fuck

  • What is this? I don't even...

  • watch this YouTube ( Where are YOU Going to after death?! )

    (See why corruption Aslam Yusuf Estes )

    (See why Aslam Abdul Raheem assigned )

    (Jesus Christ in Islam)

    (why she became muslim)

    (Christian Professor converts to Islam )

    (European Scientist converts to Islam)

    (A Compilation of Converts to Islam )

    (Anatomy : Scientist converted to islam after reading Quran)

    (compilation of converts to islam New Muslims from different places)

  • @MRafh979

    السلام عليكم

    If Islam was really consideret worth following... then you wouldn't need to preach it around to everyone.

    A video about Sarah Palin is not the place to discus the Quran.

  • @Meansofviewing christianity is so widespread today because of economics dude, good advertising..and i agree it's not the right place.

  • Does anyone know of any videos where Palin looks smart? Please include links.

  • Dude...get a life. You're almost as big a retard as Sarah Palin. You wouldn't know what to do with a hot set of legs if they were wrapped around your face. What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one thing retarded came out of her vagina.

  • @Funckinnutcase why are you insulting him for something he said 3 years ago

  • LOL! sarah pawlin XD

  • republican

    

  • The latest desperate claim of Palinite loonies: "If Obama was WHITE, he would never have been elected".

    REALLY? That's your best shot? Perhaps Palin has ZERO chances of being elected just because she's "too smart"? Or maybe Michelle Bachmann is a million to 1 shot because she isn't Asian?

    If you lived ANYWHERE other than the Fox Noise La La Land, you might actually attribute the growing Republican Fatigue to the fact that Republicans are working hard (for millionaires and billionaires ONLY.)

  • Sarah Palin - dumb as a drain-pipe.

  • @RyanLoveable actually drain pipes are a very good idea... one of hte best.

  • @RyanLoveable And not half as useful!

  • @RyanLoveable Dude, ur offending drain-pipes ;)

  • @RyanLoveable Obama thought there was 57 states.

  • @sgtSqeegee119 Misspoken.

    The Bible written by Hebrew priests who thought that the world was FLAT, so what? Some Christians think that dinosaurs jumped on a mythical wooden ship, captained by Noah. KKKhristians thought lynching negroes was what God wanted them to do. Then they burned crosses in their yards to show how powerful God was.

    There are a lot of stupid people in History, mostly religious people.

    Obama is NOT one of them. Sorry you fail.

  • @RyanLoveable Misspoken.

  • "@thursdaysrecords

    fuck off faggot! "

    If THAT is as good as the right wing Jesus Freak anti-gay mafia propaganda machine gets, then all we PROGRESSIVES have to do is let those pathetic fools talk, talk and talk some more.

    They have already ruined the party formerly known as the GOP (or is it BP-OP now?), and it's clear that America won't go back to the good ol' past.

    Keep up the pathetic, ignorant, brainless and offensively stupid work! You're doing fine destroying your credibility!

  • @Breenguy And Bush is STILL retarded. So is Palin.

    You won't "argue away" the ignorance and the repulsive narcissism.

    You can't build an atom bomb with gun powder. Bush and Palin are less than gun powder stock. They come from pure backwoods, cow paddy infested dirt. An idiot is an idiot is an idiot.

  • i hate you

  • Sarah Palin works for the feds

  • Jeopardy Answer:

    "A man or woman of voting age who will never ever, ever, ever admit he or she or his or her favorite candidate has done something wrong."

    "What is a Republican?"

  • pah-lin?

  • I wonder if he regrets his thoughts on Palin.

  • google SSN 042-68-4425

  • Sarah Pollen.

  • Sarah Palin is a gREaT AmeRican stanDard.

  • my dream ticket - Trump/Palin '12! (come on, it'd be awesome!)

  • I stand well left of center!!

    and yes Sarah Palin could have been a VPILF!!

    Timothy

    :o)

  • @timthehippie then you should read about what a depression is

  • @togowack elucidate, if U would be so consider8~

  • GOD: Next! Who do we have here? Sarah. OK, let's see. I'll give you a nice, tight ass, a killer bod and a big mouth. I'll even throw in an extraordinary load of narcissism, so you'll pretty much get your way in almost all things.

    I'll have to even things out a little, to be fair to all the others, so I'll have to give you this tiny little squirrel brain. With all the other things, though, you can get away with a whole lot more than most. Have a good life, in case you won't see me again.

    NEXT!

  • /watch?v=Ikwb2irtVx8&

  • took offence, was enjoying that till u dissed me yank ¬.¬

  • Wow...apparently August 29th was a very unfunny day.

  • your lover, muneer. too much love you, sara,,,,,,,

  • shane diesel fucked sarah palin in her bootyhole balls deep

  • good point! Sarah :D thats a joke. peace from europe

  • go play soccer and measure things on the metric system... that is your insult to the rest of the world... wow, no wonder USA is a fucking joke for the rest of us.

  • This guy made me laugh:) Thanks for that.

  • For years women have voted for men based on looks so what's wrong with men voting for Palin because of her looks?

  • Sorry. I'd rather beat the shit out of Sarah Palin than fuck her. It'd be more fun.

  • Naumann - Wesenberg - Keitel

    Siegel - Ott - Völker - Morbach

    Mach - Heil - Echtermeier

    Alkaida in Germany

  • lots of people voted for palin. non of them where interested in her politics

  • @eirikmurito She is without doubt, the biggest moron I have EVER seen run for a federal level office. I was ready to vote for McCain until he picked that dope as a running mate.

  • True story: I was talking with my bros at school and I said out loud, "I'm not gonna lie, I get sexually aroused by the thought of Sarah Palin naked." Right then a teacher walked by. He stopped, stared at me for a second, shook his head and walked on.

  • @246947 You are right. My brother said the same thing.

    He is sexually aroused thinking about Sarah, but admits she shouldn't be in a position of authority. She should be in a position of submission. Hehehe

    My brother is also a retarded Republican. Oh well, every family has to have at least one dumbass.

  • @246947 Teacher got Point.

  • Fuck Bill Clinton

  • @Jason66601 I was refering to how he pronounced it, not how it's spelled dipshit.

  • 1:51 - I stand in Europe, i always enjoy American politics and presidents because they´re all retard, incompetent and scandalous. My all time favourite is George Bush. Hes "nucular".

  • @85Hex Instead of standing, why don't you sit down?

  • defranco's is a vpilf too

  • Pawlin? It's Paylin.

  • The Republican war on the labor force continues. The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

    For the ignorant but verbal Tea Party apologists of free market capitalism, opposing corporate greed is heresy. In the face of growing disparity between wealth and mere subsistence, between corporate control of government and our own civic impotence, the wizards behind the curtain do everything in their power to keep us asleep.

    Sweet Dreams, America!

  • if even she can make it for president my toilet will be candidate for the next elections

  • sarah palin a vpilf?ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwww-glen quagmire

  • you voted for obama, not me,hope you can live with it.

  • Nuh but really if a woman who's dumber than the 2nd-graders in my country can actually make it to run for the title of vice-president, I'm going "ahh stupid americano blableblablah bleh" xD

    ...brb I'm off to measure things in the metric system

  • shouldnt that have been vpcilf.

    she never actually got in the white house which would have actually been very entertaining to see.

  • I bet Obama will win the election. Don't look at the date this comment was posted, just trust me when I say I'm psychic.

  • @thealmightypidgeon and I bet america will lose

  • THINK THE MESSIAH IS COMING? TAKE MY MONEY!! watch?v=Tt7eCh_mr3w

  • To sxephil - EAT SHIT AND CROAK! While you're at it, learn to pronounce her last name before you start yumming the shit down!

  • When the one liners are getting too much work, the Palinites just push the SPAM button.

    Their only defense now is SPAM and/or BS. REAL Americans (WITH debating skills), can only laugh at that "challenge".

    Can;t wait for the next round of debates. Whom can the Tea Party send into the ring? Another Witchiepooh? Or maybe that old Death Panel goveror from AZ? They WILL send a CHRISTIAN WOMAN with hot body, so the "selection" is limited. Palin will probably pass on that big shame. Good for her!

  • @schlummieleinchen nobody cares

  • Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4 Million to pose nude in their

    January issue....

    Michelle Obama was offered 50 bucks from National Geographic.....

    And in other news.....

    We all remember the KFC "Hillary Meal"--- two small breasts and two big thighs.

    Now, KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners.

    It's called the Obama Cabinet Bucket.

    It consists of nothing but left wings and a#@holes

  • @lv2surf Wow! What a great little Fox Noise item...for the mentally challenged Palinites who need a pep talk. You don't have to be retarded to "enjpy" such a stupid joke...but it couldn't hurt, right?

  • @fannynoise Not only are liberals assholes they have no sence of Humor!

  • @lv2surf Not only are you retarded, you also regurgitate and copy/paste your brain dead BS over and over again.

    Got IQ? Double or single digit?

  • metric system < 3

  • Sarah Palin may very well have been sent to us from God! He figured that she would serve the American People as an excellent deterrant. The Bible Book of Revelation may be one chapter short. It should read: DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

  • @fannynoise yeah she was, because wrath has to start somewhere, and God wants America to have Obama for that reason

    she speaks what is right but has been made unelectable because American needs to learn a lesson

  • i think Palin has a mouth good for one thing and one thing only

  • @JosephW99 and your ass is good for one thing and one thing only

  • This guy has never been overseas. And yet he insults people from overseas. That's sad....

  • oh no phil ... the hair :|

  • only good for anal sex

  • Stupid americans cant do, blah, blah, blah,.... I wouldn't but now I had to : ))))))))))

    (don't take it too serious!)

  • and now i know what milf stands for ... never bothered googleing it

  • Sarah Palin transferred between six colleges. that's ridiculous. one might transfer once, but six times signals a lack of commitment. as we now know, the lady quit her first term.

  • @schlummieleinchen its not really ridiculous she has an education and its hard to talk bad about that unless you just hate her

    she produced huge tax revenue for the state of alaska by opening up drilling sites

    and you wanted obama so why continue the hate you got him

  • @togowack It's hard to defend an idiot unless YOU JUST LOVE HER.

    Please stop projecting and denyin all that is VERY WRONG with this FRAUD of a woman!

    And stop pretending that EVERYONE else is as bad, as stupid and as corrupt as Sarah Palin while hailing HER as God's gift.

    I'm interested to see how she will explain all this nonsense to her maker one day!

    Obama's IQ is AT LEAST 40 points higher than Palin's. I know you'll insist SHE is smarter. You're not talking to your church choir here!!!

  • @schlummieleinchen we don't know the presidents IQ none of his academic records have been released

  • @schlummieleinchen well how do you know you just believe he has a higher IQ because you like him?

  • @togowack It wasn't tax revenue; and she distributed most of the one-shot money in add-ons to the Alaska "Permanent fund" payments to Alaska residents in one year. Getting over $1000 from you governor tends to make a governor popular ....for a year. As I recall, when she quit, the Permanent Fund was running low.

    And she backed losers Joe Miller, Sharron Angle and not-a-witch Christine O'Donnell.

  • @Vespasian76 it was corporate tax revenue

  • @togowack Apologies. You're right. She apparently did raise taxes on the oil companies. I was thinking of the one-time distribution of an extra $1200 per person in 2008. My relatives in Juneau blew theirs on a trip to Disney World. And the permanent fund payout dropped in 2009, and dropped further in 2010.

  • @Vespasian76 she left them in surplus

  • @togowack The spike in oil prices during Q2 and Q3 of 2008 did lead to increases in the Permanent Fund before the Stock market collapse. But it was not Palin's leadership that pushed oil over $140/bbl and gas over $4.00/gal. Then in 2009 the Fund dropped from its peak of $40 billion in 2007 to $26 billion early in the year. IT began to increase when the stock market began to recover - after Obama's Stimulus Bill passed - but Palin opposed the stimulus bill. Palin bailed in mid 2009.

  • @Vespasian76 that would be your opinion fact is she opened new drilling sites up for work and that led directly to profit

  • History speaks for itself when it comes to conservatives and economics.

    EVERY conservative of the past 30 years has lead this country into a recession. EVERY ONE OF THEM

    Reagan - RECESSION

    Bush Sr - RECESSION

    Bush Jr - TWO Recessions, one of them we're still working out of.

    if conservative economics and voodoo economic tax cuts actually worked, why do they cause nothing but recessions?

    historical fact speaks for itself. conservatism is based on failure.

  • “The body beautiful is no joke, gnome vital statistics — that is all

    Ye fuck on the back of the corpse, and all ye lust to fuck”.

  • O pungent skeleton! Juiceless bosom! with dreadlockes

    Of knob castrati and yobbos foaming at the mouth,

    With concrete chips off the old block and the beaten flat nincompoop;

    Thou, well—greased carcass, dost sexually harass us unconscious of premenstrual tension

    As doth ghost: dead as a dodo nude!

    When drivelling dementia shall the blowjob swallow up,

    Thou shalt stick it out to the bitter end, inside navel of peculiar pest

    Than ours, a hobnobbed abutting game—cock to whom thou emit’st

  • looking back at this in 2011, Sarah Palin, hardly a threat....

  • Will lubricated be; and not a creature to let the cat out of the bag

    Why thou art so exhausted, can e’er boomerang.

  • Who are these wanking to the stations of the cross?

    Intercommunicating what blunt candlestick, O weird priest,

    Charm’st thou that nanny goat gobbling at the perpendicular lengths,

    And all womanhood silken cocoons with busts cockt?

    What soft bush uterine gush or gallows extremity,

    Or sperm bank—cleavaged amidst voluptuous refuge,

    Is sucked dry of this goth, this idolatrous rosy—fingered Dawn?

    Cum, soft bush, thy quarterses for evermore

  • Palin or Miss South Carolina:

    "I personally believe that U.S Americans are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and The Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S should help the U.S should help South Africa and should help The Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children"

  • A volcanic pecker, and a scorching ejaculation.

  • Ah, three sheets to the wind, drunk and disorderly suckers! that cannot excrete

    Your exits, nor ever whack at the first cuckoo goodnight;

    Cum, boozed up basso profundo, unwhacked,

    For ever throating lays for ever uncut;

    Cum flushed concubine! cum shouting, drunk cocquette!

    For ever white—hot and drugged to be giv’n pleasure,

    For ever being all of a doodah, and for ever raw;

    All ejaculating bestial ravishment telescopic on stilts,

    That leaves a pothole excretory—weepy and stuff’d

  • Though accepting a gratification in the presence of the foot — ere then, do not wriggle;

    She cannot lose weight, though thou hast not thy feel—good factor,

    For ever wilt thou be on heat, and she be shrivelled!

  • Swelling passages are succulent, but those unswelling

    Are juicier; ergo, ye lubricious organs, guggle forth;

    Not abutting the animal knob, yet, cum buggerknob’d,

    Gobble with no interval the spunk parts of slapstick ejaculation:

    Shrivelled baggage, underneath the grenadiers, thou canst not knock off

    Thy Gloria, nor ever can those grenadiers be bikini—clad;

    Blaspheming Whore, never, never canst thou play footsie,

  • What orifices and ejaculationls? What incontinent jimjams?

  • Thou greasy unfuck’d hellhag of baldness,

    Thou parasite of deafness and deathbed Dark Ages,

    Scrubby Dryasdust, who canst thus vent

    A fungoid humbug more pungently than our camouflage:

    What frondescence—pubescenced prick sticks out like a sore thumb around thy carcass

    Of fetishes or blushings, or of bisexual,

    In Scapegoate or the cwms of Arcady?

    What apewomen or fetishes are these? What she—devils vomyt?

    What freaked out frisking? What rubber abutting gusher?

  • Is he pronouncing her name "pollin" on purpose?

  • sarah palin is momma bear and her Retard cub is ugly. How can sarah be racist when her child is a retard?? wow america your sick

  • hmmm-- what were they under DDE[R]? JFK? LBJ? RMN?

    so, no, wrong.

    and union membership has declined from ~20% ttl workforce to ~12% SINCE 1980, and down from 30%+ under DDE[R]-- and when you have the Chamber of Comerce's puppet Ronnee babee breaking the unions' backs to order for his corporatist masters, followed by Bush, Willie and Shrub-- can't be surprised that organized repression of unions IN DIRECT DEFIANCE OF THE SPIRIT OF THE WAGNER ACT has caused their membership to dwindle.

  • It's pronounced Pay-lin. One "L" in the surname. Learn to apply the correct "accent" to the lettering. Your pal-in pronounciation would mean that her surname is spelled Pallin. BTW stop snorting before producing.

  • phhilip defranco i have something to say..you were some stupid cocky fucker back then..but now i love you <3 no homo

  • will sarah palin now disavow "2nd amendment solutions" for which she advocated in NV? the arizona shooting is an example of that sort of solution.

    she uses targets and other violent metaphors, pals around with secessionists and advocates vehicular assault as a coping mechanism.

  • Question by an interviewer who knows what most people know about Sarah Palin, her intellectual back ground and experience in the work force:

    I do have a question. Are you currently employed? If so, may I ask who took a chance on employing you, and what (if any) were the required qualifications? If someone like you can find gainful employement, then almost anyone qualifies, right? Feel free to exceed your 10 word response limit just this once!

  • Sarah is a phony

    Sarah is a fake

    Sarah is the evil spawn

    Of John McCain's mistake