Adventures of Mark Twain 06

[nicoleotaku]

mark twain's mind is fucked up !!

[nicoleotaku]

@nicoleotaku wait comet,death this show predicts 2012!!!!!!

[DrunkNinja19]

This is literally my idea of hell

[CancorseTV1]

what year was the made?

[thejuggler42]

"You look just about as disappointed as Presbyterians in hell."

[Leocidal]

rofl his hair sort of remind me of heihachi's a little hehe

[Paddyllfixit]

of every world-faith, the Message is more important than the Messenger. How one lives and striving to live a more righteous life is more important than what one believes in. "Mr X went to mass every single Sunday, but Mr X went to Hell for what he did on Monday."

[Polaf3456]

Why would you want to be a christian if your praising god forever? I want to die and be happy not die and go do boring shit for the rest of eternity...

[burnin8tor88]

Its actually a common misconception (including with actual Christians) that when you die you become an angel and you just praise God forever. The singing angels mark the Lord's coming to earth, not what heaven is. The Bible actually speaks of God creating a new earth that is similar to this one but perfect. Essentially, Eden without the snake. It's not even in another realm, its rebuilt from THIS earth! How can people trust Christians when they don't read the book themselves?

[wearestarstuffsagan]

@burnin8tor88 but god making another "perfect" earth implies he fucked up the first time, which christians will not agree with, the whole thing is a walking contradiction

[burnin8tor88]

@wearestarstuffsagan actually no, it doesn't imply he screwed up. Actually its a much more elaborate plan than that. Theologians suggest that God allowed evil so he could destroy it. Without free will, humans couldn't actually love him. But with free will, sin is introduce. So then there is a world with sin in it (as God knew would happen, but planned to thwart). Then He has people choose him of their own free will, and those that did take over the new earth. So he achieves love without forcing

[wearestarstuffsagan]

@burnin8tor88 if god is going to create the next world without the tree, avoiding sin, without taking away freewill, than he could have done it from the start without taking away freewill, there is no way around this, if god could do it next time, than he simply could have left the tree out, as would pretty much any human who makes something that he considers valuable. theologians are dumbasses, all they do is make guesses, its no better than you or anyone else making shit up

[itskevinschannel]

@wearestarstuffsagan look man human understanding is only so limited. what God does is beyond that.

[RDMonkey2]

I hate cliffhangers.

"*GASP* LE--"

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU....

[phantomlord91]

"Let's GROK!" hahaha

[MsAbixxx]

Heaven is a nightclub filled with 3 headed purple aliens, most of which are homosexual O.O

Count me in! XD

[MsAbixxx]

LONDON!!!

[BrickNazi]

@wwjdfalafelwaffle Then gtfo whiny twat.

[xalexander]

at least at the alien haven they were enjoying themselves lol

[wikiporno2]

How did he end up in gay 3 headed allien heaven?

[carousel66]

damn ginger kids



[ArtypNk]

Imagine spending ethernity in a place you cant get out with 100 million Jar-Jar binks'ess. Uggghghghhgg....

[clipophile]

It seems to me that a part of the underlying theme here is that it doesn't pay not to question things. With which I whole-heartedly agree.

[wwjdfalafelwaffle]

i don't like this :/

[mattybock]

one of the best animated films ever made- or yet made so far.

[Mojongogo]

@mattybock The best claymation movie, for me, is Tha Nightmare Before Christmas

[ffjfvfhu]

that is some fucked up shit for a claymation. and ive seen abunch of claymations.

[migero2]

heaven is booring

[ikurasake]

Subliminal messaging: "Beer"

[Shenmueproject]

i know his voice now.  its the old man from pet cemetary

[GenaTrius]

I don't think Mark Twain wrote about three headed slugliens. >.>

[jcremayer]

Some things cannot be unseen. lol.

[marigurl26]

LMAO!!

[aaarianneee]

@itsbizbuz oh sure, there is no god. But here, prove to me there is no god?

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@aaarianneee You don't prove a negative. It's the role of the believer to prove to the unbeliever the existence of what they believe. Simple.

[plasticpope]

@aaarianneee ok, so prove to me that in the bowels of the sun there isn't a bloodthirsty fairy who calls himself galazashrook who shoots red kool-aid out his fifth nipple to create staplers to stick bass guitars to his walls... you cant, but you sure as hell know that it doesnt because the small part of logic in your illogical brain can smell bullshit from a mile away... now explain why we are "blessed" with living in wealthy countries but a starving african child isnt... use your brain

[rediffs]

lol @ that heaven

[MrBernkastel2]

weird o.O

[opaquetranslucence]

this movie isn't about mark twain. it's marshall applewhite and his heaven's gate cult! run children run! don't wear the Nikes!

[patrickledford420]

fucking weird. anyone know what the message is behind this

[yazzisabeast]

most people who call themselves "atheists" aren't really, they're just agnostic but they want to be "cool" like their other gothic or "intellectual" friends. of coarse, some do know what it means and really stand firm to their personal beliefs.... or LACK THERE OF... LMAO!

and for those who do believe in hell, there are no atheists there, LOL

[taiwanlong]

o man fuck this mark twain and this stupid show.

[EmoIsKitt]

wowie heaven is trippy

[newmarsvolta]

"you look about as disappointed as presbyterians in hell!" haha that's some extreme christian propaganda from whatever part of christianity this movie is trying to express

[Geo2640]

@newmarsvolta Twain was a Presbyterian

[Geo2640]

@newmarsvolta Twain was a Presbyterian

[DriftingJohnny]

thanks for posting this

[Planetaryy]

Of course the ginger is the troublemaker.

[lXxMasterShakexXl]

3:35 lol his facial expression

[nibargerswife51482]

I don't like tom....he's too much into mischief.

[reapingpanda]

HAHA he went to the wrong heaven

one full of gay aliens

by the way was that alien humping him?

[reapingpanda]

0:45 "well, the steering looks pretty easy"

she cant steer worth crap

[DemonMasterAnsem]

He was right. Heaven for Climate, Hell for company. Besides, either way, christian or not, mostly everyone will go to hell, that's why there is so many zombie related objects in the world.

[NIKSEEN]

hell yeah, the first one was a hell of a heaven !... no wait..

[ShtemeTeamBrad]

They do not at all look like Hermione Harry & Ron!

[gnrdude]

Ok How come HeAVEN lOOKS LIKE AN Alien GAY Bar?

[elZiltcho]

Heaven for climate, Hell for company LMAO

[RLamb96]

...iiiii don't think that's really heaven.......or maybe i'm just a bit traditional....but i don't think so.

[dunbar9finger]

I wanna go to that three-headed-alien heaven. It looks pretty darn awesome.

[Mursal122]

Good

[fakingbits]

Heaven is full of party,dancing and drinks??or its a new world

[theZodiacDigital]

look up danielle crockett, the most recent example of a feral child. far from an incredible freethinker, she can barely function. i think after a year or so of close monitoring (she was adopted when she was 7 by the way) she has learned to be able to be out of diapers. and i think she's learning to feed herself. but anyway, yeah, look up any feral children. if you are born outside of society and are not nurtured by humans, you wont ever be any sort of functioning member of society.

[theZodiacDigital]

if you were born a feral child and did not interact with other people you basically would never grow up, you'd be an animal incapable of speech or even going to the bathroom. you wouldnt be this awesome freethinker you seem to imagine.

[Troxy187]

without any contact to other people you will die, before you would have reached the age of one year! there was a great experiment in the 80`s, in which they captured rhesus-monkeys without any contact to other human- or animalbeing!! the monkeys died after a few weeks!!! everybody needs love!

[binzing]

"You look about as disappointed as Presbyterians in Hell"

[westbaytycoon]

how did i know he was going to say he was from san fransyco. city of tripy shit

[lmp246]

why do i feel that heaven is like hell lolz

[wiskers187]

heaven for climate

hell for company...

Again adjust proportion to alter perception. And it all makes sence. ;)

[KrypticAsylum]

If that was Heaven, I'd probably take Hell.

[Seckser]

One mans heaven is another mans hell.

[ZillaRocks]

@Seckser That's why it's different for everyone

[jhjkgasdhjklghad]

Basically

Heaven is a Rave?

[gus361]

only if your one of those ass rubbing purple slugs.

[jhjkgasdhjklghad]

Once again

Fuck TOM SAWYER

[nairda55555]

im confused, why didnt they tell "happy twain" about the "sad twain". or are they the same person but with split peronalities.

[Murai74]

Hahahahaha! That was a killer, when Twain said "You about as disappointed as presbyterians in hell..." Love that! Kudos to this claymation...

[OlsenMania]

Well I don't know about you guys but if there is a god (I read a bible before..I need to study other religions now) but I think God is cruel if he continues to renew skin so it can burn if you go to hell...if he forgives all sins I think that's crap because I can't forgive everything..maybe thats why he'she is a better something then all of us cause no matter what we can't forgive or forget everything or think torture is ever okay like it states in the bible...read it (say I'm wrong but I read)

[cocoachrispies]

According to the CCC, "God created humans with the gift of free will." Going to 'hell' is a choice mostly from your life actions. God can forgive all sins but you have to want to be forgiven.

Also, The CCC says the evils of this world are a result of original sin.

You may have read the Bible but interpretation is everything.

[kaneangel2012]

i want to kill the guy who came up with original sin

[halokiller]

then you have to kill us

[djxtressss]

its a movie don't take it so serious there's a god there's a heaven and there's a hell what you make of it is your own perception. if you believe there is no point of living life is just an illusion then don't take up any space. But me personally i don't think life is pointless i think we are here for a reason. i mean I'm not a big religious cat. but if we just die and that be, it that makes life cold. and if you wanna be scientific bout it they say energy cannot be created nor destroyed.

[Jma0322]

Right, energy cannot be created or destroyed, sure. From that, how can you infer meaning in life or anything after death?

You're not being scientific, you're grasping at excuses to justify your faith based beliefs.

[crackerjack193]

tom sawyer is retared how is he going to leave the keys right in front of him

[TheGizmofromPizmo]

Dramatic imperative.

[swords9023]

this is BLASPHEMY! LOL

[ninjawalrus]

HAil Satan.

[chrisrivera1]

-.- ....u hav to be joking

[ninjawalrus]

I am.

[musedkiller]

lol

[jaz0matic500]

Yea, we don't even know if there is a heaven. Only way we can find out is if we die. After that then we will know. Nobody knows the answers.

[marlinmansonrulz]

i didnt think it was right when the dude got to heaven ther wer all kissing and smoking i was like wtf heaven is a place of peace and good things ang ther wer smoking wtf lol

[ipen5]

how do you know

[marlinmansonrulz]

woooww r u retared cause heaven o come on dude for realz damn then u suck

[StripedWhite211]

i agree with ipen5. who are you to say what heaven is?

[marlinmansonrulz]

dude fo reallz well that makes 2 dumb asses lol ok well look it up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StripedWhite211]

look what up?

[marlinmansonrulz]

dawg u should noe

[StripedWhite211]

i would know if you made any sense when you talk....

[shadowstalker5]

You make no sense. What are you some child? I only agree that heaven shouldn't have smoking or sexual advances. If you go to heaven, you should be dead. Therefore, you won't be able to breathe. Taking a drag should be impossible. Kissing is a sexual emotion. Who knows if you'll have emotion when you're dead. Shazam.

[Jma0322]

Hahaha, looks like the entire point of this video completely flew over your head didn't it?

[rbaleksandar]

Well I think so, although kissing and even sex are not bad. That is when they are the fruit of love. Otherwise it's a sin.

[masterohumans]

maybe none of that is bad, or maybe in Heaven you can let loose.

[Mokenofrs]

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. - Mark Twain

[huntercd]

@Mokenofrs in the cults, it is thought that this is the second life.

[TheBeriault]

presbetirian's in HELL! AHAHAHAHAH

[smellycheeseman1]

"You sound like a bunch of preysbertarians(sp?) in hell!"

[mojo1234567890]

tom sawyer, you ginger little fuck!

[vrfl]

fuck yeah

[Kijinn]

A pity that many series of that type suffer from obnoxious children starring in them.

I have no objections with children as the protagonists...But *this* Tom Sawyer is hardly bearable.

[vrfl]

I agree.

He should have been played by a black child so when he fucks up or wants to break something its excusable by his race.

[cjlyon]

i get so mad! why didn't he say Earth!? if he's going to say Jupiter he might as well say Earth!!

[shenloken]

He's just accustomed to saying "The World." cause this is Mr. Twain's point about Mr. Stormfield's limited perspective of Heaven in other places.

[ragemanchoo82]

Mark Twain sounds kind of like Fred Gwynne.

[bhabykryzelle]

Wow, i guess its true, can you imagine a single heaven that could make anyone happy? Either all of us have the same interests or we might as well get brain washed to enjoy it for all eternity first. 0.o

[ioshuaus]

Or it's different for all of us.

[NutNapalm]

did you acidentally switch 5 and 6 around?

[sanguinaryheart]

LOL

"You look about as disappointed as Presbyterians in Hell!"

xD; hahahaha

[nitrobyname]

Yeah that made me LOL aswell

[neroi99]

Hahaha! What a statement!

[inesive]

if heaven is like that! Being quiet and listening to something boring songs, then I'd rather go to hell and party. XD

[VMKPRO]

You wont party there you'll get torchered for all eternity.

[theZodiacDigital]

dude, read letters from the earth. mark twain's point was that the heaven we are supposed to imagine - one with praying, singing songs of praise, playing harps, all that shit - that would SUCK. no one likes being in churches, no one likes singing hymns or playing harps, people like to party and have sex. so why would the est possible place have all the boring things we dont like and none of the exciting things we do like?

[zevdwg]

@theZodiacDigital In heaven we'd be so happy that'd be like a constant orgasm anyway, so there'd be no need for sex :P

[Requiem9001]

@zevdwg Sex is the fun part. Why would you throw that out?

[zevdwg]

@theZodiacDigital But in seriousness this is a misconception and study needs to be brought up on the subject rather than ignorance, tolerance is a virtue./

[BadSkeelz]

LET'S GROK!!!

[beischquee]

Hahaha! Indeed! Mankind's heaven is all "shhhhhshing" him..

Brilliance is Quality.

[heartfield90]

3:00

that was so funny

[itsbizbuz]

4:24 to 4:31, the entrance of Heaven is represented by a red pussy between two big blue legs. That movie is a masterpiece of atheist culture.

[systemofillusion]

i love it

[golden1wolven]

really? tell me more please

[systemofillusion]

i can tell you things about many subjects ....so you have to chose what you want to be informed on

[NutNapalm]

What else would a heterosexual man see as heaven?

[itsbizbuz]

A place with 72 virgins as sex partners ?

[juggalomushroom]

that would suuuuuck, you'd have to teach 72 virgins how to have sex that's no heaven that's hell

[itsbizbuz]

And that's what Muslim terrorists believe in.

[demonAnarchy]

and your a racist fuck.

[itsbizbuz]

Islam is not a race you ignorant fool, never dare to call me that, I hate racists.

[godoftoast1989]

your still a bigot and an asshole

[itsbizbuz]

I'm atheist you idiot ! You called me the two things I hate the most on this earth you should watch profiles before calling people names.

[Swassticles]

Don't feed the trolls, thank you.

[XamineBanger]

@Swassticles I think you are a testicle D:

[quidnick]

@Swassticles trolls are my favorite race in warcraft, second only to black people. i can feed them whenever i want. penis.

[Atonil]

@quidnick your a liar im black and I love my enhancement troll you havent fed me >:O

[WiiLoZ]

Being an atheist doesn't mean you're not an asshole.

My brother's a Muslim.

[whtevr9252]

I didn't know that heaven was a gay alien disco. Almost as preposterous as the wings, halo's, and harps.

[berniejrjrjr]

They said he went to the wrong one, just so ya know.

[JonVonD]

it wasn't a gay alien discotheque. Those other blue things had like..4 tits or something

[XShadowproductionsX]

LoL

[NoirRaven]

Alien fags club! LMAO!!!!

[Invisib0]

I love Claymation, they always feature the most unique character designs. Those aliens are awesome.

[gralete]

heaven for climate,hell for company.lol

[stuckinaboxhere]

NOOOO! It's gone!

[jebril]

So many awesome quotes in this scene.

[theZodiacDigital]

a good portion of them are real mark twain quotes

[tarynishawt123]

i dunt understand hwy u have thumbs down?

its your choice if u like bible stories or not

i would thumbs up u but it wont let me

good comment btw =]

[Tengent]

Yeah the entire thumbs up thumbs down thing is gay.

Bible stories ftw.

[BleedingSanctuary]

When was any of that in this scene?

[duhastchris]

i agree i would also giv u a thums up but i cant religon rely anoys me

[Swassticles]

Apparently correct use of English grammar also annoys you.

[duhastchris]

*clap clap clap* bravo making a crak at my bad speling

[STICKRAZUL]

Translation:

*Clap Clap Clap* Bravo making a crack at my bad Spelling

[grilledsamurai]

Earth?

[nintendo277]

Thank you! Why couldn't he just say that when they asked him the first time?

[donaldTfox]

LOL! "As disappointed as Presbyterians in Hell"!!!

And this was on public TV ;) Shows how the world's changed since the 80s, for better or worse, however one sees it.

[TheOutsyder]

Trust me, the world hasn't gotten much better...

[dewitback]

LOL those blue creatures crack me up. I love their heaven

[JohnnyFuzz13]

Flirty alien peeps

[masseyharrisfreak]

i got friends in both places lol

[divinityblue]

^_^

[HoneyNutCheerio13]

this so reminds me of willy wonka and the chocolate factory 4 some reason

[AstraRabbit01]

Heaven for climate, Hell for company....Interesting quote if I do say so myself.

[dirtybirdemcee]

"he's a man of faith, meaning he's willing to believe in something he knows ain't true."

great!

[BleedingSanctuary]

i liked that one alot :]

cause its trueee lol