My wife vs My truck

[taulbeenick]

drag the bitch



[chipmunksaudiomaker3]

fat bitches cant jump

[DEVILDOG7425]

That's some funny sh@t there!!!!!!!!!!

[joshcb7]

Nothin wrong with the truck....but as a human she is pretty helpless.You dont have to be the fastest person to run away from a lion you just gotta be faster than the fat pigs!

[trapperjack0]

Your wife is a big ol bitch

[joe27baja]

2 cigarettes for him, one in each hand.... Now thats swag right there!

[nosmastero]

omg FATmerica!!!

[1989s10redneck]

oh good. a guy has a bad ass lifted truck and a heffer wife that cant jump. well buddy its time to choose. get rid of the wife and get a better lookin wife or get rid of the truck and have a gay truck?

[vikingswrestling170]

whata dick

[griz4020]

You must be this tall to ride this ride.....

[damiano200sx]

fat ass

[Nomis242]

I just learned 2 things: Never have a fat wife or if you have, lift your truck so she could burn fat everytime she gets in

[tqadir007]

should have made a ramp and rolled her into the bed and towed here back to the ocean

[HUNGRYforCOMMENTS]

with a truck like that id think youd have a better lookin wife

[MakeItTwisted]

Now that is why i lift my trucks i dont worry about fat chicks tryin to get in

[Xxguitarkiller77xX]

why is your grass purple....

[myoohface]

u put a cheeseburger in tht S.O.B she get up there quick

[zjbeast]

@myoohface WAHAHAHA hahahahahahahahahahahaha omg great!!!

[clarke8554]

i love the comment (lift your truck fat chicks cant jump)

[clarke8554]

your trucks almooost as ugly as your wife, if you got fatter tires they would be twins

[TerminatorTX11]

Only in america those THINGS are so big... oh yea and the truck

[kitward24]

All she needs is one of those gay old lady ford step up ladders.

[nick123452971]

so sad!

[walyll0]

at 0:40 the thought hit me she is just gonna get back out... and then she does lolol she`s a sweety thoughfor going through the trouble

[jshrader13]

Cute wife ;-) Even cuter that she can laugh about it, and not be mad at you for filming! :-)

[dmbfan07cb]

@jshrader13 Cute? She looks like a manatee trying to get out of an icy lake

[SuperMiwok]

@dmbfan07cb i bet your mom looks like her. hahaha

[bachingo18]

i thought this was hilarious

[PIONEERaudioLOVER]

Let the mouse hit the mute let the mouse hit the mute.

[frankieboi1]

apparently my comment was too funny so someone deleted it. lames :P

[BobmarleyGod420]

pruple kush everywhere

[flecur08]

she looks only about 5'2". 

[XxDrewciferxX]

This wouldnt happen if ur kids were white...

[ProjectOpiateX]

This song is normally kinda lame, but it's perfect for this video! :P

[popceed]

And they are on the way to mcdonalds for a burger...

[Nickpec10]

this is why we drive jacked up trucks, so fat chicks cant get in......

[380Undertaker]

its really depressing in america that men will accept something that crawls out of a feed lot..yuck!!

[BigKleib34]

You aint gettin laid.

[xXxRockiesFanxXx]

Let's record her instead of helping her. It's always funnier that way.

[GoodSpeed150]

LOL



[BreakingFast]

lift your trucks fat chicks can't jump

[czogg99]

since i like big azz women, I will not comment on this video. :)

[krylonkam22]

If a 4x4 to get on it hard, I imagine the result in a bed because it does not move too tiring

[rwpatton]

you need my sticker.... " Jacked up High Case Fat Chicks Cant Climb"

[MrAherke]

jack em high! fat chicks can't climb!!

[skilo1983]

Needs moar upper body strengths....

[xxxRedAssBaboon]

ONLY IN DUMB FAT ASS AMERICA

[tableoftisch]

@xxxRedAssBaboon fuck you

[cobraman897]

instant dislike for drowning pool

[will75110]

Get that poor women a step ladder! 

[thedodgeguy67]

Jack it up high, fat chicks can't climb

[VitaCZ]

Obesity in America.

Typical

[2008ryanb]

@VitaCZ ignorantism on youtube. typical

[PinEyedG0d]

ugly effing truck

[xMKIVxVR6x]

You should tow that thing.

[dirtbike00034]

Throw a Cupcake in there she will be there in a second!

[chooperXmane]

that trucks pretty ugly

not gonna lie

[The05ZX10R]

LOL Maybe if your wife didn't have an ass thats as big as the tires on your truck she would be able to get it up in there.

[FrankaDith]

Wrong leg ,funny ,but she seemed like she had fun : )

[bolens95]

jack em up high caue se fa bitches cant climb..not to shit on your wife but the facts are true lol

[lxlManJuicelxl]

thats a damn shame.

[SuperBmxbadass]

Wild snorlax????

[hotrodkimbla]

who would marry her

[dancharette]

too funny, no grips, no side step!

[RylanBegley]

excuse me, your grass is purple..

[dodgechargercrazy]

@RylanBegley the tree is to

[chamblizi]

@RylanBegley cause royal purple got spilled on it lol

[flynmid]

If my wife lost the physical ability to climb into a lifted truck before the age of 50. That means I have a terrible life

[DTOMUSA74]

Another ugly chevy truck. Tires are round so what do the tards at GM decide?...Hmm, lets put squared fenders on our trucks so you have to lift your truck 8 inches just to fit 35 inch tires.

[junkyarddogg89]

@DTOMUSA74 I got 35's on a 2.5" lift and they don't rub... Also got a suburban on 38's with a 6"...

[DTOMUSA74]

@junkyarddogg89 I'm refering to the 73-91 GM trucks. Most trucks of that era needed 4in. of lift just to fit 35's with stock rims. The never ones require less lift to fit larger tires but it's still a dumb idea to have squared off wheel openings when tires are round. My stock 79 Bronco has 35's and my '96 F350 has a 3in. body lift and 38.5 hawgs. Thats the benefit of having rounded wheel openings!

[frantic29]

@DTOMUSA74 I doubt the manufacturers really cared about how much of a lift you have to have to put X size tire on. I can't really see them saying "why don't we go with round wheel openings so people can put bigger tires on." It was probably just a purely cosmetic decision they decided on. Personally I like the squared off wells. But at the same I could car less about raising a pick up. Tall trucks make loading deer and just about anything else a pain in the ass.

[DTOMUSA74]

@frantic29 I doubt they had lifts in mind when designing the wheel openings but regardless it's a dumb idea. It's the old round peg, square hole thing. Unlike you, I care about raising a pickup seeing as how I like them to be able to get around places stock trucks can't. I'm not a fan of chopping sheetmetal for tires so a lift is important. As for the deer, my truck is lifted and I have no problem getting deer in the bed by myself. Just man up and lift it.

[frantic29]

@DTOMUSA74 I just like ease the of use a stock truck brings. If I had a toy I would probably lift it some because for the most part I do like the look. Nothing crazy probably just 33s. But my truck is what I use for everything. Work, play, going out, traveling, everything. I understand your point and for you squared off wells don't work for what you want or need. Fortunately for me all I need to get where I want to go is a good set of tires.

[biga999444]

@frantic29 the average truck can fit 33s i gotta 2000 k2500 with 305s on it just a slight turn of the torsion bars and i have bad shocks so it sits a tad bit lower

[macianowa]

jeans to tight ? ;-)

[death1bilon]

you ever see the window sticker...i lifted my truck cause fat chicks cant jump....yeah lol

[yamahahracer]

beast song and truck but dump da bitch dude you can do better!!!

[Ultraphish101]

hey girl, ya hungry?

[joey1364]

I guess the "jack your trucks up cause fat chicks can't climb" stickers are true after all

[Elcabong100]

hay pooppantsman calling sumones wife ugly is like sumone calling yer mother ugly

[DanielMcGustafsson]

Is that a regulac cab with duallies?

[richardashe1992]

"babe lets go to the bar! - Hell no you had enough to drink already!" lol

[rockwilder30]

jack it up, fat chics cant climb!!!!

[thejustingolembiesky]

song is oddly fitting

[K00LpAnCAkEz]

So all that work to get in and then she gets right back out?

[KKustyk]

Kung Fu Panda

[CR4NKBR0TH3R]

How to make the americans stuck where they are? Lift their trucks about 10 inches.

[TheFarmrBoy]

tactical mute incoming!

[krzysklin]

First of all that guy who uploaded this video cannot be wise cause he has put his fat wife into humiliation reading all comments about her.

[89foxbodysam]

finally the song is good for something

[LimpK00der]

get a new wife and truck

[MysleZe]

haha eat more :)

[zarate579]

Red neck truck

[krzysklin]

If she was my wife I would have never shown her on youtube but I forgot most of you Americans are fat and dumb so you don't mind. That's an opinion about you in Poland and probably in whole world. We all hope China and Russia will erase your country.

[cobrajetf250]

@krzysklin When Poland is a super power you can have an opinion about Americans so go fuck youself you Polish shitbag. Besides look at the women in your own country. they're manlier then the Polish men. So go shave your wife's back fuckstick.

[Phillsfan89]

@cobrajetf250 damn straight

[krzysklin]

@cobrajetf250 Poland is not a super power and everyone knows it. But we not as dump as you - Hamburgers. And ask anyone you want about Slovan girls. The most beautiful in whole entire world. And sorry but the truth is that in Europe you are known as stupid and fat. Come on China and Russia !!!

[richardashe1992]

@krzysklin Hahaha you call us dumb?? You cant even spell your shit right! lmao

[krzysklin]

@richardashe1992 I can't see any mistakes in my last sentence. But if you would like to notice english is my third language. How many languages do you speak?

[richardashe1992]

@krzysklin "We not as dump as you" its "We are not as dumb as you" Notice the ARE and DUMB. And I Speak English, Spanish, and German wich I excelled in when I was in school. So dont be so hot headed when you are the dumb one here

[vachamps]

@richardashe1992 Haha...you insult someone's grammar then spell "which" wrong. haha...atta boy

[friendcode777]

she finally smelt the kfc chicken on the driver side XD

[13SKULLWRECKER]

Throw a sitck of butter in the cab bet she can get in there then

BTW your truck is ugly an your wife is a close second

[MegaTaurus777]

try lettin the tyres down...lol

[landonperry22]

she shouldve got in the same way she got out...dumbass

[ashesfallmusic]

funny video mexican kid runs by randomly

[camperJ]

next time put a little olive oil around the door for extra grip ;P

[xpainder]

too heavy in ass ;]

[TheWarmplate]

Excuse for a lack of something between the legs.

[upfreebird]

Awesome truck!  Glad to see it's painted black and not red.

[atomiccheeseburger69]

Fat and Fugly

[skmazian]

niech żyje zgrabność

[Burgeezy]

I mean is not that high...she is just that heavy...If you can't lift yourself up waist high its time to stop eating for awhile!

[z28931]

Which is bigger? The wife,or the truck?? Was that a little african running across the driveway? Jesus Christ

[DoriDori08]

let the pointer hit the mute, let the pointer hit the mute

[glinnz05]

ever notice people show up right when they finally make it.... wheres the love ...ew ut ew ut...

[TheTinorbison]

My gosh, this is so funny...thanks for post it to us be fun...This is really ironic haha XD I loved :D

[JCandDonnaLee]

Hey, guy...get your little sweetheart some steps...I bet you did...:) :)

[Lynium]

hehe.. thats funny.. lol.. need to get her one of those electric steps that fold down when the door opens.. or put a step bar on their.. one of the single loops that come down pretty low.. not pita running boards.. lol

[68chevelless396woot]

Jack em up cause fat chicks cant jump ;)

[jesusx619]

Haha they were going to McDonalds so she can have more trouble getting in

[mexico7527]

chupame los huevos

[JRDEAN71]

You little pricks with the comments about dudes wife are pathetic. Not 1 of you fags have the balls to say that shit to their faces.... nice truck man I miss that body style.

[TheTinorbison]

@JRDEAN71

I really appreciated your coment...Very good person and very good etic you must have guy :)

Greetings,

((^.~))

~TheTinorbison~

[JRDEAN71]

@TheTinorbison I am a guy - just get sick of all the negative crap people put on here... it's like they forget they're speaking to people...

[IansAcousticCovers]

Thunder Thighs.

[1999DodgeSikSpak]

Due To Rollover Risks, No Fat Chicks

[cjdistheman1]

LMAO looks lile she's about to die

[2012goingNutz]

Sorry man. She didnt have a sister or was she the good looking one? Any way, sorry. If you need help or anything; just let me know pal. God I feel so bad for him people. Maybe she can cook or something useful.

[SeducedWalrus]

ohh and black kids

[SeducedWalrus]

this vid pissed me off so bad 1st ugly ass truck 2nd gay annoying song 3rd ugly ass bitch....

[v8power200]

To kitchen,? woman!

[rentmicter]

mmmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rr

[MakScorp1980]

Ты придурок который думает только о себе. Покупая машину ты не подумал о жене которой может быть непросто забраться в нее. Мало того: когда она пытается залезть в ЭТО, ты вместо того чтобы помочь, тупо ржешь и снимаешь на телефон. Я сочувствую твоей жене.

[mrgodfather9999]

Haha fat bitches can't jump!!!! Lol

[6618594]

53 fat chicks don't like this video

[MakScorp1980]

@6618594 Я не толстый и я мужчина, но мне не понравилось видео

[JTG26JG]

I wouldn't post a video of my ugly fat ass wife. i would tell her to get her fat ass out of my truck and get her ass back inside and make me a sandwich.

P.S. tell her to lose some weight she making the viewers throw up.

[ThePooppantsman]

Ugly truck, Ugly wife, ugly song. what a ugly world we live in.

[colehman72797]

@ThePooppantsman. DUDE REALY DONT TALK CRAP ABOUT THAT TRUCK.

[unola2]

@ThePooppantsman and let me guess you think that people that think people like nicki minaj make good music. what has the world come to this is an AWESOME song and an awesome band. Don't comment about bad music when all you listen to is auto-tunned writen by someone else other then the artist BS. (other then that i agree ugly wife and truck -_-)

[infringinator]

my truck has side runners for a reason

[autokill45]

lol she could get in if her fat ass wasent weighing her down lol

[YungRekless]

why do people keep sayin the same thing, u cant see the other comments?

[parshnipe69]

lift it, fat bitches cant jump

[coopachew]

this is why you built it!?!?!

[kabagle]

Jack em up fat chicks can't jump

[ThePotkustart]

and as soon as she gets there she comes of? all that hard work...

[blueschild1982]

naw i say put a cheese burger and fries on that dash and she will bounce in there like she was on a trampalin!!!

[MrTalty420]

FAT BITCHES CANT CLIMB

[multiperpose2010]

well the seat belts not going anywhere thats for sure

[rocsvt1]

dude shes going to break the door! XD

[myfrontiergotlayed]

tell her to drop a hundred pounds and it wont be hard to get in

[redneck92x]

lifted cause fat chicks cant jump

[HoonProductions]

should be titled "the original interior color vs. the spraypainted exterior."

[sylveskyl]

Omg this song is so annoying

[ZBHampton]

why did you lift it without getting some real tires???

[mostkewl1]

your wife is not allowed in your truck

[brbessel]

So you got a big wife with mixed kids, that are probably not yours in a lifted truck!! Well keep on keeping on!!

[camoronL]

This has to be the most overused song on youtube.

[sleeptyper]

Didn't know that whales can be that slim :o

[1sexualninja1]

hahahaha

[Intense951]

Is that you wife, or your life savings spent at McDonald's trying to get in your truck?

[grahamcrackr92]

small tires...



[laneo2010]

jack it up fat chicks cant jump

[x3huesos]

@laneo2010 sounds like a good bumper sticker mang.

[SilveradoNL]

aah black kids, hide the big ass truck, cause they might sell it off !

[Kuson2]

Clicked on video, heard that awful song for the 1 MILLIONTH time, instantly stopped the video, disliked, and left this comment. Good day.

[bonspeeds]

Why is that 1-Ton trying to run over the 1/2 Ton?

[joelouis454]

u need some nerf bars



[bla7657]

Jack up your truck...why?

Because fat chicks cant jump...LOL

[w3bbgh0st]

I just sit here and laugh at all the internet nerds making ignorant comments about his wife. Funny how everyone is tough on youtube comments. Did anyone see the guys size? I doubt any nerd even looks him in the eye. Pussies.

[YourGodStalin]

Nice truck, sorry about your dick, I'm sure your wife is too.