Been a while since I watched these rants -- still awesome.
Fun fact: I supplied the "Danny already FCed this toilet" line during that stream waaay back, but now I wonder what would happen if one actually FCed a toilet...
What about the guy who takes a crap standing up! ITS A FRIGGEN NUCLEAR EXPLOSION UNDERWATER! THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT! I MEAN DAMNIT! JLC! PLEASE POST A FRIGGEN VID ABOUT THAT!
you should talk about how fucking gay your videos are. and how much of a freak out you are bitch. JEALOUS OF GHP sad. anyone who comments back will be blocked.
My idea of the perfect public restroom is one where you don't have to touch anything. So this would mean that the taps, soap dispenser, door and hand drier are all motion sensing. Ideally even the toilet seat wouldn't need touching but I have yet to figure out how that one would work...
@kobil316SH Trust me, some of the public restrooms I've been to need these facilities. People piss in the sink, on the floor and up the wall; and if you can avoid that, you get the ultimate surprise when you find someone has deliberately put phlegm on the door handle!
i agree with the washing of the hands then knowing the exit door is shit infested, i always either use a paper towel or something to open it, guess i am paranoid LOL
Sometimes, I get scared that the toilet might overflush, getting me all wet...
Don't read the following if you easily get sick:
One time, on my school, the only 2 man toilets on the ground floor were totally disgusting: 1 had pee ALL OVER the floor and the other had been puked in, but had less pee on the ground. I was like: OMFG!!! But I really had to go, so I had to pee over the puke. It was really disgusting in there, but as you can see, I survived (A).
See back then when i was like 10 i was skinny and like if there is no toilet paper and (luckily) it's clean I would crawl under to the one next to it with no one in it and use that toilet paper at like school or something
I can't stand it when people walk out of a stall without washing their hands. Like seriously, You just finished sticking your hand to your butt, and now you're gonna go shake people's hands. That's disgusting.
fucking hell when yhu went danny already fc'd this toilet i alctually laugh'd so much i cryed... and im still laughing as im wriing this... and when you sed this bit when you push the flush button then 3 seconds later BFUDSIHFUIDSNFIUDSF. gawd yur hilarious
am staring from the beging what about them why no ot dosent you know you do that you know you do that to i drank a gallon of soda so you do that to i love that i know yea yes i did tno they dont hah shits kool okkkkkk
Danny Already FCed This Toylel XD
TwitchNationPs3 2 weeks ago
Danny Already FCed This Toylel XD
TwitchNationPs3 2 weeks ago
I saw "God loves Slayer" in a restroom, once.
PopesDrinkCoke09 1 month ago
Been a while since I watched these rants -- still awesome.
Fun fact: I supplied the "Danny already FCed this toilet" line during that stream waaay back, but now I wonder what would happen if one actually FCed a toilet...
Verdugothewatcher 2 months ago
The piss pool in the corner!! YES EVERY TIME! Also, Danny already FC'd this toilet. lol
DudeGuyPerson64 2 months ago
theres always just piss and toilet paper all over the fucking floor and shit smeared all over the wall and pablos sex stories carved in the stalls
UponxAxNightmare 3 months ago
"PUBLIC RESTROOMS ARE NASTY LOL"
Inform us on something we don't fucking know... LOL
SuRihtanil 3 months ago
@Adwnis46
Peaserist 3 months ago
the browns are never going to the superbowl xD
RedNathanAthay 4 months ago
What about the guy who takes a crap standing up! ITS A FRIGGEN NUCLEAR EXPLOSION UNDERWATER! THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT! I MEAN DAMNIT! JLC! PLEASE POST A FRIGGEN VID ABOUT THAT!
Whitetiger1209 4 months ago
still wanna know how the fuck do you FC a toilet? lolololololol
bakonfreek 4 months ago
my name's Adam D:
ImixProd 4 months ago
I laughed so hard I cried. Wow!!
crusnikgal01 4 months ago
I don't think Adam like this video...
titanfighter12 5 months ago
2:11 ROLF?
TheMrlive2game 5 months ago
I wrote "Danny already FC'd this toilet" at a movie theater
I went back a week later and someone wrote "JLC reference FTW"
GriffinSst 6 months ago 26
288 people like Greg
Imabeaner2126 6 months ago
I find this really funny
Imabeaner2126 6 months ago
"Danny already FCed this toilet." LAWL!
LemonWibe 6 months ago
288 people are named Greg xD
xGHxMAN15 7 months ago in playlist GLC 2
This has been flagged as spam show
My name is Adam!!!
clownkilleradam 7 months ago
ROLF? Rolling On Laughing Floor?
thedoctorand 7 months ago
zombieland reference!
dshine360 8 months ago
@dshine360 funny story zombieland came out after this video
Brandon4916 5 months ago
1:33
FLUFFZO 9 months ago
lol i was watching 8 mile and emeniem said "F*ck greg!"
KennyGkienan 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
dude, where are you!
bakonfreek 9 months ago
yeah I don't use public restrooms, but I REALLY had to use it, while I was taking a crap, an Old guy walked in on me, FML
suparockr 10 months ago
Are you part Brian Blessed?
tor4g 10 months ago
Adaaam!
BandaDK 10 months ago
Who is this danny who always fc's suff?
MrFitz219 1 year ago
@MrFitz219 guitarherophenom, look him up
Juankinator 1 year ago
289 people are the rapist guys.
SaSaage24 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOL ur sooooo right with the toilets in airplanes they scare me a lot!!!!!
Juankinator 1 year ago
have my babies
mcnbfan 1 year ago
LOL 1:50!!
LemonWibe 1 year ago 4
BUT MOOOM!
Lol!
LemonWibe 1 year ago 8
FUCK GREG!!!!!!!!!!!!
nobe05 1 year ago
I recently saw restroom graffiti that said "Chuck Norris looks at you when you piss in a stall meant for shits."
StalfosSlayer 1 year ago 2
i know your inspiration: Michael Kelso from That 70's Show
and by the way im that kid trying to sneak out of the bathroom without washing his hands :)
Iroxit 1 year ago
1:53 ORGASM
AreYouReadyForThis56 1 year ago
whos adam?
KOGAN1221 1 year ago
@KOGAN1221 one of his friends
MrCurrySH 1 year ago
you should talk about how fucking gay your videos are. and how much of a freak out you are bitch. JEALOUS OF GHP sad. anyone who comments back will be blocked.
zegaboy098 1 year ago
holy shit its aston kucther lol
gmaster1004 1 year ago
very funny. especially the pee in the corner. and its sucks if you have to pull the bathroom door open,,, and what about when theres no soap.
newfish09 1 year ago
2:11 it's rolf not rofl
usebyyy 1 year ago
Lawl.
SonicX246831 1 year ago
HAHAHA my name is Adam and my sister is always ranting on me about that stuff.
MrYaoMini 1 year ago
I'm kind of worried how you know what the inside of an arse smells like =]
SpamShock 1 year ago
wow ur cool u e just like make me bad and fred get a life
KrYpTiCCoDeY 1 year ago
your annoying
yummy229100 1 year ago
LOL that made me laugh so hard!!! <3
TetsuyasRainbow 1 year ago
288 people are named Greg
xGHxMAN15 1 year ago
288 people named greg really got offended by this vid
alxhardy 1 year ago
"Danny already FC'd this toilet" fucking lol
xGHxMAN15 1 year ago
PABLO TOOK A FAT SHIT IN THIS STALL! so funny
richierox11 1 year ago
"DANNY ALREADY FC'ED THIS TOILET" Best EVAR!!!!! x-D
FLUFFZO 1 year ago
FUCK GREG.
shadowhedgehogrulz 1 year ago
your my hero
SeeThroughWindows 1 year ago
stick to guitar hero
RichardD124 1 year ago
Be careful, Airplane toilets will take you with them
lllMrGrimlll 1 year ago
Best Part: "Danny already FC'd this toilet."
I love you.
omjurmom96 1 year ago 90
@omjurmom96 I still wanna know how you FC a toilet?
bakonfreek 9 months ago
ROFLMOA im dieing here XD!!
marnaka2488 1 year ago
BUT MAWWWWWWWW!!!!!
soraroxasdude2 1 year ago
popped some beans on 1:53
ayohi 1 year ago
LOL voice crack!
MiDNiTExWOCkiEZ 1 year ago
Amazing.
halotraillers 1 year ago
STOP FUCKING YELLING.
K0NSCRIPT 1 year ago
when you floss :3
Chik0r0 1 year ago
I also hate those toilets that scare you when you fluss.
imadey0utube 1 year ago
lmfao and the advertisment on the side is for envirolet farm/barn toilets
XxBYAMikeyBYAxX 1 year ago
Nice one.
swordclaw42 1 year ago
LOL @ OUTTAKES x3
FLUFFZO 1 year ago
HI JLC HERE WITH A FANTASTIC NEW RANT!
SufferingInsomnia 1 year ago
lol I almost choked laughing so hard
XTheProfessorXAND1 1 year ago
funniest vid ever
ironkouts31 1 year ago 76
My idea of the perfect public restroom is one where you don't have to touch anything. So this would mean that the taps, soap dispenser, door and hand drier are all motion sensing. Ideally even the toilet seat wouldn't need touching but I have yet to figure out how that one would work...
mackat4ck 1 year ago
@mackat4ck PUSSY
kobil316SH 1 year ago
@kobil316SH what is that supposed to mean?
mackat4ck 1 year ago
@mackat4ck It means you´re a little pussy trying to dodge all the germs in the world
kobil316SH 1 year ago
@kobil316SH Trust me, some of the public restrooms I've been to need these facilities. People piss in the sink, on the floor and up the wall; and if you can avoid that, you get the ultimate surprise when you find someone has deliberately put phlegm on the door handle!
mackat4ck 1 year ago
@mackat4ck And you think that would change if everything was motion sensitive?
kobil316SH 1 year ago
@kobil316SH Well as I said before, with motion sensing you wouldn't have to touch anything, so yes it would help!
mackat4ck 1 year ago
@mackat4ck People would still piss on everything though and you can just forget about that automatic door
kobil316SH 1 year ago
danny already fced this toilet lmao win
XxBYAMikeyBYAxX 1 year ago
@XxBYAMikeyBYAxX #FAIL
Jesinator911 1 year ago
wtf at 1:39
jacke902100 1 year ago
flus james? rly flus?
gabodeisla 1 year ago
You look like frickin Asston Kutcher hahah
ShinOnigashima 1 year ago
@Tokoromi its acually fucking halarious
DaNgiTsJosH 1 year ago
BUT MOM!!!!!!lol
rockskullproductions 1 year ago
Danny already FC'd your mom! xDDDDDDDDDDD
oXSlikNickXo 1 year ago
This is funny because people suck your dick because you're good at guitar hero, even though not a single joke made me laugh.
ArmoredPenguin0 1 year ago
DANNEH ALREADEH EFF SEED THIS VIDOE and lol @ rolf
xMichi007D 1 year ago
At the beginning I wish his mom said "JLC" instead of "James"
stoopkid80 1 year ago
Your not funny...Nerd.
Tokyoromi 1 year ago
@Tokyoromi you need to get a sense of humor
Trumaust7 1 year ago
@Trumaust7 All he does is take peoples comments & say them in a nerdy voice. How is that funny?
Tokyoromi 1 year ago
pause at 1:43 lmao at his facial expression
XBOXfreethrowchamp 1 year ago
@XBOXfreethrowchamp I accidentally paused at 1:44 lololol.
Link00TMM 1 year ago
browns to the superbowl thats always a good one
turbodub501 1 year ago
0:54-1:01 LMFAO
XBOXfreethrowchamp 1 year ago
i agree with the washing of the hands then knowing the exit door is shit infested, i always either use a paper towel or something to open it, guess i am paranoid LOL
Sar0bi 1 year ago
stick to guitar hero
buck3theadman 1 year ago
Im so wrighting "PABLO TOOK A FAT SHIT IN THIS STALL" on the toilet wall... LMAO!
StormRaven332 1 year ago
Danny already FC'd this toilet i actually fell out of my chair
drummer21711 1 year ago
how does he know what it smells like insinde an ass...?
KillerbotFTW 1 year ago
Dude, you really LOOK and SOUND like Kendall in Big Time Rush!! Try singing in your next video. :)
RiiPSharD 1 year ago
hey my name is on there...well my old one lol
xKluuzx 1 year ago
this guy fuckin sucks how does he have 37 000 subs lmao...inside of an ass? he watched a little to much jackass the tv show
bfullstar 1 year ago
in my school u see shit on the toilet, people hav NO FUCKING AIM
left4party 1 year ago
do a rant on mcdonalds play place :P
didjano 1 year ago
MUST YOU YELL ?
morganinprogress 1 year ago
WHO'S DANNY??
calvery28 1 year ago
0:05 cracked me up XD
khaos839 1 year ago
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!
AboveTheJuice 1 year ago
@AboveTheJuice COZ HE'S TALKING IN BILLY MAYS MODE
totalfart 1 year ago
RIP JLC
Bizza12345 1 year ago
well at least i got something to cheer about. the browns actually made it to a superbowl.
HA HA HA. :P
bser555 1 year ago
poblo took a fat shit in this stall
etines28 1 year ago
can't stop laughing lolwut
laurencouture 1 year ago
lol James, you basically just summed up everything i hate about public restrooms :D
hlslayer123 1 year ago
lol, at my friend's school, there was shit in a urinal(the toilet where you have to stand up) how the fuck did that happen o_0
KkahluaHero 1 year ago
@KkahluaHero lmfao dude
hlslayer123 1 year ago
@hlslayer123 lol, I'm not even fucking joking, there was shit right there in the fucking urinal xD
KkahluaHero 1 year ago
Sometimes, I get scared that the toilet might overflush, getting me all wet...
Don't read the following if you easily get sick:
One time, on my school, the only 2 man toilets on the ground floor were totally disgusting: 1 had pee ALL OVER the floor and the other had been puked in, but had less pee on the ground. I was like: OMFG!!! But I really had to go, so I had to pee over the puke. It was really disgusting in there, but as you can see, I survived (A).
BvOBart 1 year ago
See back then when i was like 10 i was skinny and like if there is no toilet paper and (luckily) it's clean I would crawl under to the one next to it with no one in it and use that toilet paper at like school or something
IceyFlame500 1 year ago
Really James fluss?....
lolwut
Smoshkonetwo 1 year ago
...While they're taking the Browns to the Superbowl. :3
CrazyPsychoPerson 1 year ago
hahahaha f greg!
southlake2145 1 year ago
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii like
kevinator100 1 year ago
DANNY ALREADY FC'd THIS TOILET!!!! wth?
Tsilver444 1 year ago
FUCK GREG.
preztun 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!
nealon14 1 year ago
0:57-1:01
TheFreesubs12 1 year ago
I fucking hate that how the piss hits your shoes after it bounces off. New pair of jordans god damnit!
gmoney101392 1 year ago
I fucking love this channel..LOL
legendarybod 1 year ago
I can't stand it when people walk out of a stall without washing their hands. Like seriously, You just finished sticking your hand to your butt, and now you're gonna go shake people's hands. That's disgusting.
This whole video is nothing but TRUTH
larryjerry1 1 year ago
@ 2:13 james you typed Roll on laughing floor instead of roll on floor laughing
ghgeek101 1 year ago
lmao! danny....bahaha thats hilarious!
MrCombs234 1 year ago
i hate it when you fluss lol
Evaliti0n 1 year ago
can someone help me? i looked through all of the GuitarHeroPhenom's videos and i couldn't find the one where he FC'd the toilet! XD
Blueberrycherries 1 year ago
DANNY ALREADY FCED THIS TOILET!
axeshredstorm69 1 year ago
Hey this is JLC hey james were leaving u better go to the bathroom BUT MOM!!! lol
BodieCreech 1 year ago
fucking hell when yhu went danny already fc'd this toilet i alctually laugh'd so much i cryed... and im still laughing as im wriing this... and when you sed this bit when you push the flush button then 3 seconds later BFUDSIHFUIDSNFIUDSF. gawd yur hilarious
1NS4N1TYxCod 1 year ago
Take it easy Dane Cook...
Taylor255 1 year ago 15
fucking hilarious
ShiFtGamingPs3 1 year ago
omgosh AWESOME video lol and how bout that rapist guy lol really really some guy had to piss that bad he couldnt have walked 2 feet to the toilet LOL
lizzyliz44 1 year ago
lmfao "FUCK GREG"
Tcdog44 1 year ago
Hahahaha!!!
Salger12 1 year ago
i cant believe james made a rant addressing everything i hate EXACTLY about public restrooms lol
hlslayer123 1 year ago
u sound like ashton kutcher lol
18tmerz 1 year ago
LMFAO Danny already FC'd this toilet. LMFAO.
WilkinatorGladiator 1 year ago
Your pants are the perfect toilet because they're always there for you.
Finstahy 1 year ago
HAHA U SAID ROLF NOT ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOAKSOcdIASBcpidbvpiuebrv
sushisuprise1234 1 year ago
dude lolz that wuz funny :) lmao
u234ybloo 1 year ago
this is real fucked up, but your mom sounds like she has down syndrome
cheaner1 1 year ago
haha that was funny man, nice work
MHarrison84 1 year ago
it was so funny i almost exploded
Beatles3402 1 year ago
so funny
Beatles3402 1 year ago
BlakeTorres101 1 year ago
wait is this the gh guy lol?
Zoppicon 1 year ago
I lold so fuckign hard at the "Danny already FC'd this toilet!"
LMFAO XDDDDDDDDDDDD
g00dGuY34 1 year ago
CALL MIKE 4 A GOOD TIME :) that cracked me up!
supershock551 1 year ago
lol "BUT U KNOW HES LOOKING OVER LIKES HE TAKING A PEE TO SEE UR DICK!" favorite part
Bojangles6515 1 year ago
fuckin LOVE IT
owangee 1 year ago
LMAO "RAPIS GUY"
Corny562 1 year ago
youre funnier then youre good at guitar hero
TheArmeggadon 1 year ago
i died of laughin this is so true
rangerinthehood 1 year ago
damn this is pro
McKavitron 1 year ago
rofl! inside of an ass ROFL!!!
briannagurl10888 1 year ago
PAUSE AT 1:37! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
JekekobHeroes 1 year ago
LOL Danny already FC this toilet. That made me lol
dmaster400 1 year ago
Danny already FC this toilet.
rofl LOL
guitarXcss 1 year ago
its extremely hilarious that the fact that your shouting
Linxbeatbox 1 year ago
LMFAO! and you talk to yourself at the end xD! nice. true when stupid stuff r written on the wall, but still hilarious xD!
RosaAST 1 year ago
taking the browns to the super bowl? isnt that from zombieland?
MrCurrySH 1 year ago
:L fuckin helarious!!!lol
lordyesyorel 1 year ago
oh my fucking gosh! i thought i was the only one who was freaking scared by the flushng of an airplane toilet! lol
harrisonkenwood 1 year ago
shit on the exit door LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jordanlikecrazy 1 year ago
SUPER LOL
jordanlikecrazy 1 year ago
DANNY ALREADY FC'd this toilet. LMAO XDDDDDDD.
TheBalisticwolf 1 year ago 63
DUDE
STOP YELLING!!
spittface 1 year ago